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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.03.18 12:14:00 -
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My good friend told me about CVA, and that they've been putting my friends in small boxes, as small as one cubic meter. I found this BAD, and I had to take a stand! We can't let people be in boxes any longer!
How would you feel if someone put you in a little box and then made you work alot? No, I didn't think you'd like that idea. We must stop this, as a whole, as a cell, as a union.
I'd always complained about my quarters when I was in low security space, and.. man... I couldn't even stretch my legs all the way out, and I'm not really all that tall and everything.. but I had ALOT more than a meter to spread out and reach up on! Even if like, the cubic meter was spread across an oblonged space, that'd be like a coffin!
Say NO to boxes! Hail Lord Plush! Slavery is bad and people need to be treated with cuddles and dignity!
Support Star Fraction, Free the slaves!
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Jakk Graiseach
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Posted - 2005.03.18 12:19:00 -
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I totally endorse and support this product or announcement.
... and Plushy is cute 
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Posted - 2005.03.18 12:59:00 -
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I like your style.
I also say NO to slaves.
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Prakhgoth
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Posted - 2005.03.18 14:36:00 -
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Everyone should abolish slavery. Old customs and religion should not enslave people but rather make them unique and prosperous. Nowadays technology is exploding like a bomb. Robotics,drones,computers... Why are to leave old customs torment people. Say "NO" to slavery. Do not trade with slavers.
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zoolkhan
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Posted - 2005.03.18 14:47:00 -
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Edited by: zoolkhan on 18/03/2005 14:48:06
 Originally by: Aphoxema G
Say NO to boxes! Hail Lord Plush! Slavery is bad and people need to be treated with cuddles and dignity!
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Yeah, protest against boxes (?) - or join the fight in case
you -like me- cant spare a single inch of humour when
it comes to imprisoning and enslaving my people..
v.Adm. ZoolKhan; U'K Council member.
W're Ushra'Khan - we come for our people!
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Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2005.03.18 16:07:00 -
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Yeah, say no to boxes! Cylinders are FAR more economic! They keep your slaves in mint condition! Buy YOUR Cylinder-o-Slaves(tm) TODAY! Only 29999999.99 ISK EACH! EACH!!!
Disclaimer: I own your eternal soul if you buy a cylinder-o-slave, if you read this announcement, or if you breath. Your statuary rights are not affected, unless I choose they are. Whatever statuary rights are anyway...
Besides, slaves have 3 cubic meters storage space, not 1.
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2005.03.18 16:13:00 -
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So what you minnies and pinko liberals are saying is that keeping slaves in boxes is bad.
If you wish, as an act of benevolence, I shall cease this practice immediately. Although I'm not sure if my slaves will appreciate sleeping out in the open without any protection from the elements.
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Jasmine Constantine
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Posted - 2005.03.18 17:08:00 -
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Quote:
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Yeah, protest against boxes (?) - or join the fight in case
you -like me- cant spare a single inch of humour when
it comes to imprisoning and enslaving my people..
Well don't mean to be picky Zoolkhan, but if you take a moment to examine her corp and alliance tags you'll notice she is Star Fraction and we have an open and active war-declaration with the force you are exhorting her to fight against. We might well have a sense of humour, but we have guns too, and at the moment those are firing against your enemies so a little civility is only fair.
"Say no to boxes!"
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Lorna Doone
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Posted - 2005.03.18 18:37:00 -
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A cubic metre is a ridiculous amount of space for a person. In fact, the reception area of our headquarters contains an aquarium which has more room in it. Visitors especially enjoy watching the scavenger antics of Doriam the catfish 
But I digress... down with boxes!
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.03.18 22:45:00 -
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Aphoxema was pleased with the overall results of her activism. She had been trying to find a way to impress her new friends, and she hoped this would be a good start.
She'd learned to default anything Nero said as just a means as to try to get attention. Admittably, though, everything she said was an attempt to stir attention. While Nero's comment didn't bother her, Zoolkhan's did.
She'd been quite serious in her presentation, and it struck her hard to think an Ushra'Khan, the people she considered joining instead of Jericho Fraction, could denounce her attempt to instill support against slavery as jest.
So, uh... yeah! No boxes! The idea is that it's bad to treat people like objects... I mean, you don't put people you respect in small spaces where they can't get out if they want to. So, I say just skip all the technicalities and just don't keep slaves! See? So much easier.
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NeoThermic
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Posted - 2005.03.18 23:26:00 -
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Agreed. Boxes are good and all, but from seeing how much happier Aphoxema is when left to work freely i don't think they're the way forward.
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Knuck
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Posted - 2005.03.18 23:59:00 -
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I for one will not stand idly by while these people are oppressed and confined within a hellish nightmare of cardboard and packing tape.
If 'The Man' has now resorted to such cruel and dispicable practices as non-consentual emboxment, then my desire to 'stick it' to him has just increased tenfold.
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Haitchi Allamut
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Posted - 2005.03.19 11:55:00 -
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Im confused, if we abolish slavery, who will wash my feet and wax my ships? 
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.03.19 12:17:00 -
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Ohhhh! You're so mean! Stop being mean! Be nice!
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Ly'sol
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Posted - 2005.03.19 12:26:00 -
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<Looks at the message>
I'll buy the boxes from you and sell you back premium 10m3 boxes at 40 times the price. We have a deal?
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.03.19 12:27:00 -
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Edited by: Aphoxema G on 19/03/2005 12:27:18
NO! NO BOXES! ><
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Ly'sol
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Posted - 2005.03.19 12:32:00 -
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Dura-plast pyrimids?
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.03.19 12:41:00 -
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Maybe.
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Ly'sol
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Posted - 2005.03.19 12:47:00 -
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\o/
They are self cleaning and can survie drops from 20 stories!
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.03.19 12:48:00 -
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Just as long as there aren't people in them.
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Ly'sol
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Posted - 2005.03.19 12:54:00 -
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Er
<adjusts himself>
Of course my dear, I would never take advantage of people in such away.
<looks aways and coughs and whispers something about tetrihedons being more efficent>
With these you could transport..
<looks at his desk and picks up a report pad>
Reports, lots and lots of reports. Why each report would only take 0.5 meters...coned?
<sighs and ejects the load into space and gives Aphoxema a dashing smile>
No Boxes
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Kular
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Posted - 2005.03.19 18:33:00 -
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I find this entire topic quite disturbing and it seems to me many of the those supporting this idea, espcially the one who came up with it has been stuck in a box a bit too long already..
Slaves in a box... what a rediculus idea. Everyone knows putting slaves in boxes causes them to die, and even worse create a terrible smell, that other slaves have to endure while cleaning up the mess.
Of the tens of thousands of slaves I lord over I find that mass storage systems of "tiny rooms" are best for them, enough space for them to sleep horizontally, with a locked door, and then large communal washing and eating facilites does the job quite well, they ever can hold onto their "tribal" life style by sharing so much space.
A box you say... quite rediculus.....
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Astarte Nosferatu
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Posted - 2005.03.19 18:59:00 -
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Your all nuts, you know that? Give up slaves, imagen that...
Must be the cheap boosters... 
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.03.19 23:29:00 -
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Yeah! No slaves! That's kinda the point, in like.. one'a those, uh, roundabout ways. You can use boxes for much better things, trust me... Hell! Ya'can use your CARGOHOLD for much better things!
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Daphne Moon
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Posted - 2005.03.20 01:37:00 -
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Edited by: Daphne Moon on 20/03/2005 01:38:45
Originally by: Astarte Nosferatu
Must be the cheap boosters...
There are cheap boosters? Where? WHERE?
TELL ME WHERE, DAMN IT!
I'm, um, asking for a friend, I can quit any time I like...
Edit: Oh yeah, and say no to, um, them things
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.03.20 11:11:00 -
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Yeah, I know what you mean... my friend can quit anytime she wants, too. For reals and everything. And my friend can't find any cheap either, and she's gettin' low... so I need to go get more. I mean. More for her, cause she's too tired to go get it... cause I don't do drugs, at all. *looks around nervously*
At all.
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Kendar Zek
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Posted - 2005.03.20 11:22:00 -
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Aphoxema G, have you met Captain Mordax Ibrium? I think the two of you would be a match made in Heaven.
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.03.20 12:09:00 -
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Yes, he's really nice.. but he's kinda crazy. 
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Archbishop
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Posted - 2005.03.20 13:38:00 -
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Obviously this is more Minmatar propoganda at work. Putting slaves in boxes is completely against SPCS policy. While slaves are recommended a minimum of 1.0 m3 this is a minimum. I myself us the much more generous 3.0 m3 living module for my slaves. Featuring a desk, chair, bed with padding of 1/2" (again in excess of SPCS guidelines) as well as speaker system for religious eduction and non-sharp edges to prevent the slave from injurying itself the modules are a big seller in Amarr.
Clearly this "box conspiracy" is just that a wild conspiracy theory brought forth by Minmatar criminals seeking to taint our good works.
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Haitchi Allamut
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Posted - 2005.03.20 14:08:00 -
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thats sounds about right, i mean, what use are slaves if their in boxes? 
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