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Nylith Empyreal
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
139
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:20:00 -
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Your Momma's so fat that when she docks, the station caps out.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the troll: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" -ásaid the forumwarrior. "You must be," said the troll, "or you wouldn't have come here." |
Azami Nevinyrall
Homeworld Republic Intrepid Crossing
480
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:23:00 -
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Your mommas so fat her butt hole IS the EVE gate... Apperently I'm on twitter now... @AzamiNevinyrall |
Metal Icarus
Endless Destruction
329
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:25:00 -
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Yo momma so fat, she uses 2 gallente nullsec outposts as sextoys for FULL DP!! |
Arduemont
Lords 0f Justice Fidelas Constans
519
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:29:00 -
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Yo mama is so massive she has her own event horizon. |
Nostradamouse Riraille
Blackreach. Talocan United
85
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:30:00 -
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Yo mamma so fat that when she enters a system, all wormholes collapse. |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
10122
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:31:00 -
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Yo momma has so many GÇ£gentleman friendsGÇ¥, she lives in constant 10% TiDi. GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: newbie skill plan.
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Alpheias
Euphoria Released Verge of Collapse
1509
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:38:00 -
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Yo momma so fat that the Avatar was made for just her. I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |
Yuri Wayfare
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
1
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:48:00 -
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Yo mamma so easy, she'll still die to canflippers in Crimewatch 2.0. "Suddenly, trash pickers! HUNDREDS of winos going through your recyclables." -Piugattuk |
Abdiel Kavash
Paladin Order Fidelas Constans
955
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:56:00 -
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I think your mom left one of her "toys" in orbit of one of our planets.
Your momma is so fat she constantly causes TiDi in every system she is in.
Your momma is so fat she can't dock. In a CSMA. |
Kilastria Mog'oran
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:57:00 -
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Yo mamma's so dumb she sent 800 million to Boom Boom Longtime and has been waiting 3 hours for her pod to show up. My Mom says I'm beautiful.......who are you to argue with my Mom?? |
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Nylith Empyreal
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
139
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:02:00 -
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Your momma is so fat that when she first undocked new eden turned into a spiral galaxy with her at it's center. "Oh, you can't help that," said the troll: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" -ásaid the forumwarrior. "You must be," said the troll, "or you wouldn't have come here." |
Kobal81
14th Legion Eternal Evocations
19
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:06:00 -
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Yo momma so fat she collasped the EVE Gate. |
Arcaus Rotrau Romali
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:08:00 -
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Your momma's so fat even The Wis couldn't make her pop. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
306
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:12:00 -
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You momma so fat, when james315 bumps her, HE goes flying. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Christopher AET
Segmentum Solar Intrepid Crossing
183
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:17:00 -
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Yo momma so stupid she is still waiting for me to send back double her isk. I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
307
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:23:00 -
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Yo momma is so skanky, one cough from her panty regions killed the jovians. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
1039
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:33:00 -
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Yo momma so MEAN... that when the Mittani met her, he threatened to kill himself.
... too soon? Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
Borascus
Red Core Paradigm Shift Alliance
79
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:39:00 -
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Yo momma so fat it takes 10 Rorquals in Industrial Reconfig to clone her. |
Generals4
1541
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:42:00 -
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Yo momma is so poor she thinks mining is actually a good source of income -Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. |
Borascus
Red Core Paradigm Shift Alliance
79
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:54:00 -
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Yo momma's so lazy shes already at tech 5.
Yo momma's so fat , if she was tech 3 she'd have holes for 20 subsystems, and new rollable hull technology. |
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Generals4
1541
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Posted - 2012.10.25 23:17:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat she can't even get into unrestricted plex's -Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. |
stoicfaux
1729
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Posted - 2012.10.25 23:24:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat that you need Gallente Industrial V to ride that ride, if you know what I mean. On the plus side, Iteron Vs are cheaper than flowers.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head. Feature Request: -áDamnation Ship Codpiece-áfor the NeX store.
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stoicfaux
1729
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Posted - 2012.10.25 23:26:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat (and promiscuous,) that the new "warping through planets" graphics effect was inspired by her.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head. Feature Request: -áDamnation Ship Codpiece-áfor the NeX store.
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Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
82
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Posted - 2012.10.25 23:48:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat, 1600mm RTPs speed her up.
Yo momma's so ugly, she wasn't even allowed into a Jovian Beauty Contest.
Yo momma's so stupid she clone jumped from Amarr to Sarum Prime. Twice. |
Bienator II
madmen of the skies
1065
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Posted - 2012.10.25 23:56:00 -
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Yo momma is so fat she can contest all FW plexes in a system AT ONCE a eve-style bounty system https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=359105 You fail you fail you fail you fail you fail you fail you fail to jump because you are cloaked |
Ocih
Space Mermaids Somethin Awfull Forums
255
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:01:00 -
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Yo mamma is so stupid she sold her POS to buy POS fuel. |
Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
20
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:16:00 -
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Yo momma so fat she she wear cargo expanders for drawers. Yo momma so fat she has to warp to wipe. Yo momma so fat she has a customs office for her ass. |
Kathen Darkmoore
Dogmatic Citizens
6
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:18:00 -
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Yo mamma's so fat she don't align to celestial's, they align to her |
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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
640
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:20:00 -
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:Yo mama so fat, she causes weather conditions in wormhole space.
Your mama's so fat - she can't get into a wormhole! ISD Suvetar,-áCaptain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department We are hiring! |
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Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
20
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:25:00 -
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Yo momma so fat she got extractor heads in her beard. |
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