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Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 333	Posted - 2012.10.26 16:26:00 - [121] - Quote Yo momma is so nasty, she heard or wormhole cleaners and it reminded her to pull out her 6 month old tampon. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Nexus Day Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic 59	Posted - 2012.10.26 16:44:00 - [122] - Quote Yo momma so horny she tried to put batteries in an Avatar. Yo momma vagina is so big its nickname is K162. Yo momma so big, one time she passed wind and New Eden was born. Yo momma so big supercarriers land on her.
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 333	Posted - 2012.10.26 16:46:00 - [123] - Quote Yo Momma is so fat she needs a jump bridge network to put her belt on. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Tali Ambraelle Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 116	Posted - 2012.10.26 16:47:00 - [124] - Quote Yo mamma's so fat she IS the New Eden cluster (ew).
Piugattuk CLOROFLORFILAPLANKTONPLATES 81	Posted - 2012.10.26 16:47:00 - [125] - Quote Your momma is such a sleaze her docking port accommodates Titans. your momma's thingy is so big your daddy got lost in her C6 WH. Your momma's so fat I mistaked her for a gas giant planet and tried to PI her.
Akila Dhun Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 2	Posted - 2012.10.26 17:09:00 - [126] - Quote Yo momma's so fat and disgusting she has 1000000000000 ehp and her fart does 10000000000 dps
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 334	Posted - 2012.10.26 17:12:00 - [127] - Quote Yo momma is so ugly, even the sansha didnt want to abduct her... *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
ian papabear The Syndicate Inc LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM 23	Posted - 2012.10.26 17:25:00 - [128] - Quote your mam so fat she is the only sub cap that can't dock in station http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_FJBdQUAO4
Gillia Winddancer Shiny Noble Crown Services 110	Posted - 2012.10.26 17:58:00 - [129] - Quote Yo mama is so fat that you need a swarm of Domi's to get her pregnant.
ShahFluffers Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance 1065	Posted - 2012.10.26 19:12:00 - [130] - Quote Yo momma so NASTY... that her herpes comes back as quickly as Kruul! Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
ShahFluffers Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance 1065	Posted - 2012.10.26 19:14:00 - [131] - Quote Yo momma so EASY... that it made kidnapping the Damsel in Distress seem hard! Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
ShahFluffers Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance 1065	Posted - 2012.10.26 19:15:00 - [132] - Quote Yo momma so STUPID... that even CCP's logs don't show HER! Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode ISD Community Communications Liaisons 775	Posted - 2012.10.26 19:22:00 - [133] - Quote Yo mama is so loud, it takes a full fleet of scorpions to jam her. ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department

Clystan Binaerie Heavy Industries 32	Posted - 2012.10.26 19:48:00 - [134] - Quote Yo momma so fat she go wub wub when she warp.
Tarvos Telesto Blood Fanatics 17	Posted - 2012.10.26 19:52:00 - [135] - Quote I saw big asteroid, oh wait, your momma. I saw your mom near gate, she blow ibis while kamikaze atempt and concord arested your mom.
Clystan Binaerie Heavy Industries 32	Posted - 2012.10.26 20:02:00 - [136] - Quote Yo momma so fat when she files a petition it don't fit in the slot.
KIller Wabbit The Scope Gallente Federation 88	Posted - 2012.10.26 20:11:00 - [137] - Quote Be sure to flash back to this thread after your momma dies.
Trin Xi 281	Posted - 2012.10.26 21:12:00 - [138] - Quote Just as I was about to "gain knowledge" of yo momma last night, she yelled out "Docking request accepted!" You know we call yo momma "Momma Kayzum" cuz' she's the size of battleship, growls a lot, and is surrounded by flying parasites the size of cruisers.
James Amril-Kesh RAZOR Alliance 1091	Posted - 2012.10.26 21:25:00 - [139] - Quote Your momma's so fat, whenever she's in system ships get +100% max velocity and +100% agility. http://themittani.com/features/local-problem A simple fix to the local intel problem
Touval Lysander Zero Wine 502	Posted - 2012.10.26 21:42:00 - [140] - Quote Colonel Xaven wrote: Your mom is so fat, we call her Jita 4-4. ...and undocking is a torrid affair requiring the full services of a labor ward. ...and the odd shaped babies that are extruded are whisked away rather quickly. "I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
Ersahi Kir Freelance Mining Company 0	Posted - 2012.10.26 21:45:00 - [141] - Quote I would talk trash behind your moms back but my jump freighter only has half a tank of fuel.
Touval Lysander Zero Wine 504	Posted - 2012.10.26 21:57:00 - [142] - Quote Yo momma so fat that when she moved, E=MC2 was deemed inconclusive. "I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
Kobal81 14th Legion Eternal Evocations 20	Posted - 2012.10.26 22:08:00 - [143] - Quote Yo momma so fat she is inval to Doomsdays. Yo momma so dumb she asked a goon for a cyno Yo momma so fat Jump Drive V isn't enough
octahexx Charante Morior Invictus. Ethereal Dawn 18	Posted - 2012.10.26 22:16:00 - [144] - Quote yo mama is so fat that when she does 1vs1 pvp its called blobbing.
Darrian Sertan Ministry of War Amarr Empire 9	Posted - 2012.10.26 22:21:00 - [145] - Quote Yo momma so fat, ccp can't figure out how to nerf her. Yo momma so fat she has to blob to cloak.
Jenny Onzo Outer Rim trading company 0	Posted - 2012.10.27 00:59:00 - [146] - Quote Yo mama so fat, whenever she logs in Tidi hits 10%

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