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Iam a Spy2
solo and loveing it
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Posted - 2012.10.25 06:17:00 -
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ok lets your best your "mom" joke based off eve. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
1033
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Posted - 2012.10.25 06:30:00 -
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Yo momma so fat... that she need a cyno to get to the next system!
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
KrakizBad
Eve Defence Force
Fatal Ascension
950
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Posted - 2012.10.25 06:31:00 -
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Yo momma so stupid she didn't pay 10M to James315.
Why did you take my wings away? |
Shogun Horowitz
Phoenix Rise Industries
4
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Posted - 2012.10.25 06:32:00 -
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Your momma's so fat, she doesn't sit around the captains quaters, she sits AROUND the captains quarters.
It's just business. |
Touval Lysander
Zero Wine
483
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Posted - 2012.10.25 06:35:00 -
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Your momma so fat, she IS the captains quarters. He's got nowhere else to sit.
"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
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bufnitza calatoare
Snap Crackle Pop.
Relativity Alliance
4
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Posted - 2012.10.25 06:36:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat she has her own dedicated node. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
1033
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Posted - 2012.10.25 06:39:00 -
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Yo momma so UGLY... that when the Moa saw her, it felt pretty.
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
Azumi Zimu
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
11
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Posted - 2012.10.25 06:46:00 -
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Yo momma such a ***** her vagina is a Minmatar Outpost |
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
748
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Posted - 2012.10.25 06:48:00 -
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Yo mama so fat, she causes weather conditions in wormhole space.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Commander
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Scatim Helicon
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
967
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Posted - 2012.10.25 06:50:00 -
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Touval Lysander wrote:Your momma so fat, she IS the captains quarters. He's got nowhere else to sit.
Your mom's so fat that they had to make her Captain's Quarters into Captain's Halves.
Titans were never meant to be "cost effective", its a huge ****.-á- CCP Oveur, 2006
~If you want a picture of the future of WiS, imagine a spaceship, stamping on an avatar's face. Forever. |
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Joelleaveek
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
110
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Posted - 2012.10.25 06:54:00 -
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Yo mama's so fat....something about a titan. |
Iam a Spy2
solo and loveing it
8
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Posted - 2012.10.25 07:00:00 -
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ok i give it a shot
You mommy so fat a titan can doomsday only half her butt. |
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ISD TYPE40
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
2293
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Posted - 2012.10.25 07:02:00 -
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Yo mommas so fat CCP included a new graphics option "Sun is occluded by yo momma".
Got that from EVE Radio 
ISD Type40
Lt. Commander
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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D4mane
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2012.10.25 07:08:00 -
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Yo moma's so fat that she's still stuck in the Eve Gate. |
Feer Truelight
4
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Posted - 2012.10.25 08:13:00 -
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Yo moma's so fat she uses a Titan as a Capsule.
Killed by Brothel: http://i.imgur.com/WyR1x.png |
Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union
SONS of BANE
14
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Posted - 2012.10.25 08:15:00 -
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Your momma's so fat, the stations starts orbiting her as soon as she undocks. |
Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
480
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Posted - 2012.10.25 08:19:00 -
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Sorry, is this the Likes and Get Likes thread or the Verb the Avatar above you one?
WARNING: The current poster is erratic, prone to error and generally blissfully unaware due to the taking of many hard drugs over the course of many years - most of them legal. |
Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin
588
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Posted - 2012.10.25 08:22:00 -
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your mothers freighter is so huge that her cargo has the space whalers out trying to sink her
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4375/mynewsig2.jpg |
Shederov Blood
Wrecketeers
108
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Posted - 2012.10.25 08:26:00 -
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Your mom is an ISD!!
**runs and hides** |
Colonel Xaven
Decadence.
RAZOR Alliance
174
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Posted - 2012.10.25 08:43:00 -
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Your mom is so fat, we call her Jita 4-4. |
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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
798
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Posted - 2012.10.25 09:31:00 -
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Your momma's so fat, that ASBs are actually her fat being excreted by the ship rendering all incoming damage obsolete.
I'm not shitposting. |
Generals4
1539
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Posted - 2012.10.25 09:34:00 -
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Your momma's so fat she's the deadliest orbital bombing weapon
-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
798
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Posted - 2012.10.25 09:36:00 -
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Your momma's so fat she forms a gravity drive, whenever she thinks about going on a diet.
I'm not shitposting. |
Garia666
T.H.U.G L.I.F.E
12
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Posted - 2012.10.25 09:53:00 -
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Your momma is so fat she clogged a black hole. |
Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
72
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Posted - 2012.10.25 10:05:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat, half the playerbase still hasn't figured out why they can't find a Customs Office orbiting her. |
adopt
No Ducks Allowed
Disaster Strikes
444
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Posted - 2012.10.25 10:11:00 -
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Your Momma's so fat, even scotty is still waiting for her session change
Shadoo > Always remember to fit Cynosural Field Generator I, have 450 Liquid Ozone in your cargo and convo a friendly Pandemic Legion member if you have a capital or super capital ship tackled.
FREE XOLVE ~ THE HERO TEST NEEDS |
Dilligafmofo
The Generic Pirate Corporation
Fusion.
118
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Posted - 2012.10.25 10:17:00 -
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I'm so fat cuz yo Momma gave me a cookie each time I docked my rifter inside her station back door |
ctx2007
Wychwood and Wells
Beer needs you
163
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Posted - 2012.10.25 20:30:00 -
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Your momma is so slow she moves like a freighter aligning |
Kilastria Mog'oran
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2012.10.25 20:35:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat she can only warp to 1,000
My Mom says I'm beautiful.......who are you to argue with my Mom?? |
Akila Dhun
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2012.10.25 20:38:00 -
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yo mamma's so ugly.. she is considered a doomsday device. |
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Nylith Empyreal
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
139
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:20:00 -
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Your Momma's so fat that when she docks, the station caps out.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the troll: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" -ásaid the forumwarrior.
"You must be," said the troll, "or you wouldn't have come here." |
Azami Nevinyrall
Homeworld Republic
Intrepid Crossing
480
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:23:00 -
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Your mommas so fat her butt hole IS the EVE gate...
Apperently I'm on twitter now...
@AzamiNevinyrall |
Metal Icarus
Endless Destruction
329
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:25:00 -
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Yo momma so fat, she uses 2 gallente nullsec outposts as sextoys for FULL DP!! |
Arduemont
Lords 0f Justice
Fidelas Constans
519
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:29:00 -
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Yo mama is so massive she has her own event horizon. |
Nostradamouse Riraille
Blackreach.
Talocan United
85
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:30:00 -
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Yo mamma so fat that when she enters a system, all wormholes collapse. |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
10122
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:31:00 -
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Yo momma has so many GÇ£gentleman friendsGÇ¥, she lives in constant 10% TiDi.
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: newbie skill plan.
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Alpheias
Euphoria Released
Verge of Collapse
1509
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:38:00 -
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Yo momma so fat that the Avatar was made for just her.
I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies
I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |
Yuri Wayfare
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
1
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:48:00 -
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Yo mamma so easy, she'll still die to canflippers in Crimewatch 2.0.
"Suddenly, trash pickers! HUNDREDS of winos going through your recyclables." -Piugattuk |
Abdiel Kavash
Paladin Order
Fidelas Constans
955
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:56:00 -
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I think your mom left one of her "toys" in orbit of one of our planets.
Your momma is so fat she constantly causes TiDi in every system she is in.
Your momma is so fat she can't dock. In a CSMA. |
Kilastria Mog'oran
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2012.10.25 21:57:00 -
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Yo mamma's so dumb she sent 800 million to Boom Boom Longtime and has been waiting 3 hours for her pod to show up.
My Mom says I'm beautiful.......who are you to argue with my Mom?? |
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Nylith Empyreal
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
139
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:02:00 -
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Your momma is so fat that when she first undocked new eden turned into a spiral galaxy with her at it's center.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the troll: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" -ásaid the forumwarrior.
"You must be," said the troll, "or you wouldn't have come here." |
Kobal81
14th Legion
Eternal Evocations
19
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:06:00 -
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Yo momma so fat she collasped the EVE Gate. |
Arcaus Rotrau Romali
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:08:00 -
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Your momma's so fat even The Wis couldn't make her pop. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
306
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:12:00 -
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You momma so fat, when james315 bumps her, HE goes flying.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Christopher AET
Segmentum Solar
Intrepid Crossing
183
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:17:00 -
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Yo momma so stupid she is still waiting for me to send back double her isk.
I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
307
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:23:00 -
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Yo momma is so skanky, one cough from her panty regions killed the jovians.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
1039
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:33:00 -
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Yo momma so MEAN... that when the Mittani met her, he threatened to kill himself.
... too soon?
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
Borascus
Red Core
Paradigm Shift Alliance
79
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:39:00 -
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Yo momma so fat it takes 10 Rorquals in Industrial Reconfig to clone her. |
Generals4
1541
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:42:00 -
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Yo momma is so poor she thinks mining is actually a good source of income
-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. |
Borascus
Red Core
Paradigm Shift Alliance
79
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Posted - 2012.10.25 22:54:00 -
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Yo momma's so lazy shes already at tech 5.
Yo momma's so fat , if she was tech 3 she'd have holes for 20 subsystems, and new rollable hull technology. |
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Generals4
1541
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Posted - 2012.10.25 23:17:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat she can't even get into unrestricted plex's
-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. |
stoicfaux
1729
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Posted - 2012.10.25 23:24:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat that you need Gallente Industrial V to ride that ride, if you know what I mean. On the plus side, Iteron Vs are cheaper than flowers.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
Feature Request: -áDamnation Ship Codpiece-áfor the NeX store.
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stoicfaux
1729
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Posted - 2012.10.25 23:26:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat (and promiscuous,) that the new "warping through planets" graphics effect was inspired by her.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
Feature Request: -áDamnation Ship Codpiece-áfor the NeX store.
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Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
82
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Posted - 2012.10.25 23:48:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat, 1600mm RTPs speed her up.
Yo momma's so ugly, she wasn't even allowed into a Jovian Beauty Contest.
Yo momma's so stupid she clone jumped from Amarr to Sarum Prime. Twice. |
Bienator II
madmen of the skies
1065
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Posted - 2012.10.25 23:56:00 -
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Yo momma is so fat she can contest all FW plexes in a system AT ONCE
a eve-style bounty system https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=359105
You fail you fail you fail you fail you fail you fail you fail to jump because you are cloaked |
Ocih
Space Mermaids
Somethin Awfull Forums
255
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:01:00 -
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Yo mamma is so stupid she sold her POS to buy POS fuel. |
Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
20
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:16:00 -
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Yo momma so fat she she wear cargo expanders for drawers.
Yo momma so fat she has to warp to wipe.
Yo momma so fat she has a customs office for her ass. |
Kathen Darkmoore
Dogmatic Citizens
6
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:18:00 -
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Yo mamma's so fat she don't align to celestial's, they align to her |
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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
640
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:20:00 -
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:Yo mama so fat, she causes weather conditions in wormhole space.
Your mama's so fat - she can't get into a wormhole!
ISD Suvetar,-áCaptain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
We are hiring! |
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Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
20
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:25:00 -
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Yo momma so fat she got extractor heads in her beard. |
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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
641
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:31:00 -
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Yo momma's so lazy, she clone jumps to change the TV.
ISD Suvetar,-áCaptain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
We are hiring! |
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
751
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:49:00 -
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Yo mama so dumb, she never has to update her clone.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Commander
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Shizuken
Venerated Stars
110
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:53:00 -
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Your momma's so fat the Goons set up soverignty around her to mine for technetium. |
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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
643
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:00:00 -
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Shizuken wrote:Your momma's so fat the Goons set up soverignty around her to mine for technetium.
Your momma's so dumb, she thought Technetium was Amarrian for 'Dance music'.
ISD Suvetar,-áCaptain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
We are hiring! |
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Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
20
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:03:00 -
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You momma so fat when she gets the Curse in her Outer Ring she leaves a Stain in her Cauldron. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
1044
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:08:00 -
[66] - Quote
Yo momma so NASTY... that Fedos refuse to clean near her.
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
Evei Shard
127
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:27:00 -
[67] - Quote
Yo mamma is so loose, the Gallente Pleasure Hubs went out of business
Profit favors the prepared |
Gorn Arming
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
94
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:29:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat that DBRB showed up to reinforce her. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
314
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:32:00 -
[69] - Quote
Yo momma is so fat, she found an Avatar in one of her fat folds and ate it thinking it was a cheeto.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Viktor Fel
Viziam
Amarr Empire
9
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Posted - 2012.10.26 02:00:00 -
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YO momma so dumb she accepted a contract from Spaceship Barbie. |
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Darrian Sertan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2012.10.26 02:07:00 -
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YO mamma's so fat, not even Capt. Kirk would go where no man has gone before! |
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ISD TYPE40
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
2308
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Posted - 2012.10.26 02:44:00 -
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Yo mommas so fat, EVE is a disc supported by 4 elephants riding on her back.
ISD Type40
Lt. Commander
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Telegram Sam
Shoot 2 Thrill
434
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Posted - 2012.10.26 02:44:00 -
[73] - Quote
Your momma has so many 'gentleman friends,' when she has a party, they call it 'mommageddon.' |
Darth Skorpius
352 Industries
74
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Posted - 2012.10.26 03:02:00 -
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yo momma is so fat, she can contest all FW systems. at once.
Follow my Adventures in New Eden! http://www.skorpiuschronicles.com/
Baa Means Baa! |
Shalia Ripper
205
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Posted - 2012.10.26 03:13:00 -
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Yo momma is so lame, she posted in this thread.
Why can't I just delete my signature CCP? WHYYYYYYY?
Signatures have consequences.
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Hakaimono
Stillwater Corporation
19
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Posted - 2012.10.26 03:24:00 -
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Yo momma so fat that when she enters a system, its an Incursion.
Yo momma so slutty that when someone brings a Dominix in Breach, she bends over.
Yo momma so dumb that when someone asks her if she's cloaked, she says, "No thank you I'm not cold."
Yo momma so ugly DSTON wouldn't even save her.
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Celestra Doxaila
MinTek Heavy Industries
27
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Posted - 2012.10.26 06:00:00 -
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You mama has had its stability critically disrupted by the mass of numerous ships passing through and is on the verge of collapse. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
5910
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Posted - 2012.10.26 06:18:00 -
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Yo Momma's so fat, i had to jump 3 times in a carrier just to get on her good side.
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Abdiel Kavash
Paladin Order
Fidelas Constans
957
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Posted - 2012.10.26 06:39:00 -
[79] - Quote
Yo mama's so fat, she collapses any wormhole in one jump.
Before she jumps. |
Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
267
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Posted - 2012.10.26 06:50:00 -
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Your mother is so dumb, she scammed herself in Jita local. |
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Opertone
Aurora Empire
Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels
172
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:05:00 -
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Your momma is so rare, that she sends an alt to post on the forums.
Your momma is so Sansha - that duct tape can't help its ugliness. |
Bubanni
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
527
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:14:00 -
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Your momma is so fat, she isn't allowed in high sec
Your momma is so fat, blackholes orbit her.
Your momma is so fat, Jita 4-4 is anchored around her.
Your momma is so fat, it takes 50 freighters to move her.
Your momma is so fat, that when she jumped through a wormhole, all wormholes in eve collapsed.
Your momma is so fat, it takes 80 jumps to get from her head to her ass
Christmas wish list https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=134275
Module activation delay! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1180934 |
Borascus
Red Core
Paradigm Shift Alliance
79
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:36:00 -
[83] - Quote
Your momma is so fat, I'm surprised its not you. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1846
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:39:00 -
[84] - Quote
You momma is so fat, her capsule looks like a large gas container.
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Signal11th
Amarr Empire
805
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:44:00 -
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Yo mama so fat the CFC still can't blueball enough to take her on.
God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!"-á I came second and won a toaster. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1846
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:46:00 -
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Yo momma is so ugly even the Goons won't gank her.
You momma is so ugly even Sansha would not kidnap her. |
Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin
591
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Posted - 2012.10.26 08:06:00 -
[87] - Quote
your mommas so fat when she undocks scotty needs friends and a prying bar
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4375/mynewsig2.jpg |
Dilligafmofo
The Generic Pirate Corporation
Fusion.
121
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Posted - 2012.10.26 09:35:00 -
[88] - Quote
Your Momma's so fat she has a customs office on her shoulder
Your Momma's so fat it takes 3 warp disruption bubbles to stop her getting to the fridge |
F'elch
Wall Street Trading
50
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Posted - 2012.10.26 09:38:00 -
[89] - Quote
I like it when one of these threads come along to reaffirm my belief that the Eve playerbase is the least funny group of people I associate with. |
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CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
100
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Posted - 2012.10.26 09:38:00 -
[90] - Quote
Yo momma's so fat, stations dock at her.
Yo momma's so fat, she bridges titans.
CCP Eterne | Community Representative
@CCP_Eterne |
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Dilligafmofo
The Generic Pirate Corporation
Fusion.
121
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Posted - 2012.10.26 09:40:00 -
[91] - Quote
F'elch, your momma's so fat, your Dad calls her Babe.......... have you seen the film?  |
luZk
x13
80
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Posted - 2012.10.26 09:41:00 -
[92] - Quote
Your mom is so fat she started aligning in beta and is still at it. |
F'elch
Wall Street Trading
50
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Posted - 2012.10.26 09:52:00 -
[93] - Quote
Dilligafmofo wrote:F'elch, your momma's so fat, your Dad calls her Babe.......... have you seen the film?
Your irrefutable proof. |
Dilligafmofo
The Generic Pirate Corporation
Fusion.
121
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Posted - 2012.10.26 09:59:00 -
[94] - Quote
F'elch wrote:Dilligafmofo wrote:F'elch, your momma's so fat, your Dad calls her Babe.......... have you seen the film? Your irrefutable proof.
Thanks piglet  |
Pinky Denmark
The Cursed Navy
235
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Posted - 2012.10.26 10:09:00 -
[95] - Quote
Your mom is so fat she has a hotdog stand for bed table...
Your mom is so ugly the Moa looks like a beauty queen in comparison...
Your mom is so fat a black hole is created every time she farts... |
F'elch
Wall Street Trading
50
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Posted - 2012.10.26 10:20:00 -
[96] - Quote
Dilligafmofo wrote:F'elch wrote:Dilligafmofo wrote:F'elch, your momma's so fat, your Dad calls her Babe.......... have you seen the film? Your irrefutable proof. Thanks piglet
OK that did make me lol. I'll give you that one. |
Feer Truelight
7
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Posted - 2012.10.26 10:54:00 -
[97] - Quote
Yo moma's so fat, even when all of Goonswarm and -A- suicide-ganks her she'll survive with 93% shield.
Killed by Brothel: http://i.imgur.com/WyR1x.png |
Rogue Bomber
Air
The Unthinkables
17
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Posted - 2012.10.26 11:36:00 -
[98] - Quote
yo momma so fat she uses an ark as a suppository! 
Yo momma so fat i was counting stars and realized it was dimples on her ass! 
Yo momma so fat when she spins in station she causes gravity! 
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Rogue Bomber
Air
The Unthinkables
17
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Posted - 2012.10.26 11:38:00 -
[99] - Quote
F'elch wrote:I like it when one of these threads come along to reaffirm my belief that the Eve playerbase is the least funny group of people I associate with.
yo momma fat?
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Arduemont
Lords 0f Justice
Fidelas Constans
528
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Posted - 2012.10.26 11:38:00 -
[100] - Quote
Yo momma so mean she has no standard deviation.
(Sorry, maths jokes. >.<)
Edit: Yo mama so fat she farts Hawking Radiation. |
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Heimdallofasgard
Apex Overplayed Coalition
Fatal Ascension
275
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Posted - 2012.10.26 11:40:00 -
[101] - Quote
Your momma's so fat, the bhaalgorn used to be an armageddon till it was her time of the month.
Kick Heim... MATE |
Jose Black
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
14
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Posted - 2012.10.26 11:48:00 -
[102] - Quote
Your momma's so fat her vacation plans double jump fuel prices. |
Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
867
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Posted - 2012.10.26 11:54:00 -
[103] - Quote
Your mumma is so blonde she's still waiting me to double her isk.
brb |
Tali Ambraelle
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
113
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Posted - 2012.10.26 12:14:00 -
[104] - Quote
CCP Eterne wrote:Yo momma's so fat, stations dock at her.
Yo momma's so fat, she bridges titans.
It begins... |
Totalrx
NA No Assholes
33
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Posted - 2012.10.26 12:30:00 -
[105] - Quote
Your momma's so fat, she fell into a wormhole and broke it |
Tali Ambraelle
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
113
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Posted - 2012.10.26 13:33:00 -
[106] - Quote
Yo mamma's so fat, the Goons couldn't interdict her. |
Warde Guildencrantz
TunDraGon
152
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Posted - 2012.10.26 13:36:00 -
[107] - Quote
CCP Eterne wrote:Yo momma's so fat, stations dock at her.
Yo momma's so fat, she bridges titans.
Yo momma's so fat she bumps POSes
Yo momma's so fat she's got a custom's office orbiting her
Yo momma's so ugly the dominix sees her and is like daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Yo momma's so fat her blaster boat don't need an MWD because of her gravitational pull
Yo momma so dumb she cynos jump freighters off station
Yo momma so dumb she needs +5s just for basic math
Yo momma's so ugly she flies a moa
Yo momma's so ugly she put in her bio "give me 5mil and i will change my avatar to not show my face" and makes billions
Yo momma's so ugly no one gets excited when she comes on coms
Yo momma's so fat scan recognizes her as a singularity |
Arydanika
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
152
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Posted - 2012.10.26 13:52:00 -
[108] - Quote
Yo momma so fat and promiscuous people will form up around her and wait for hours to get a chance to jump in and get some action.
Yo momma so stupid she thought the Pax Amarria was a con in the Amarr system.
Yo momma so fat they have to use a capital tractor beam when her pod needs a station tow.
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Zimmy Zeta
Paramount Commerce
2458
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Posted - 2012.10.26 14:07:00 -
[109] - Quote
I don't know your mother, but I guess she is a nice enough person.
But she shouldn't allow you to spend so much time on the internets...
For best results and enhanced forum experience, please read my posts in Snooki's voice |
Rordan D'Kherr
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
124
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Posted - 2012.10.26 14:24:00 -
[110] - Quote
Your mom is so fat, everyone re-sells her instantly again as [multiple items] in Jita local. |
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Djana Libra
The Black Ops
Black Core Alliance
15
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Posted - 2012.10.26 14:27:00 -
[111] - Quote
Yo momma is so fat she got stuck in space |
Dersen Lowery
Knavery Inc.
StructureDamage
146
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Posted - 2012.10.26 14:43:00 -
[112] - Quote
Obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImhN6-9KLTY
Your momma is so fat, she kicks Space Dilation up to 90%.
The Amarr Empire nearly went broke trying to design and build the Yo Momma Maintenance Array.
Your momma's so fat, she docked in Jita and the node crashed.
Your momma's so fat, she has to overheat her MWD to get out of bed. |
Fish Alabel
A Big Enough Lever
Numquam Ambulare Solus
6
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Posted - 2012.10.26 15:04:00 -
[113] - Quote
Yo momma is so fat, because of falcon |
Dragon Outlaw
Rogue Fleet
140
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Posted - 2012.10.26 15:07:00 -
[114] - Quote
Your mom is so horny, not even a blob of Goons and Test combine can satisfy her.
Your mom smells so bad that the fumes she generates can tank a 1000 Supers.
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Kopfy
27
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Posted - 2012.10.26 15:11:00 -
[115] - Quote
You mom is so fat, when she undock scientists were finally able to measure the volume of space, 1 YM. |
I Love Lesbians
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2012.10.26 15:22:00 -
[116] - Quote
Yo momma is so fat that when she fell out of bed all the hamster wheels fell over and the servers died!!!
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Gillia Winddancer
Shiny Noble Crown Services
110
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Posted - 2012.10.26 15:26:00 -
[117] - Quote
Yo momma is so fat that she's the reason why asteroid belts respawn every day. The downtime is merely to give her some privacy. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1846
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Posted - 2012.10.26 15:29:00 -
[118] - Quote
You momma is so fat you can fly a thorax up her ass and she would not feel it.
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Rumthorp
Lom Corporation
Intrepid Crossing
1
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Posted - 2012.10.26 15:52:00 -
[119] - Quote
yo mama's so fat that she got type 2 adult onset diabetus. Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley... |
ctx2007
Wychwood and Wells
Beer needs you
164
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Posted - 2012.10.26 16:24:00 -
[120] - Quote
your mommas so ugly she has to live on the dark side of the moon. |
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
333
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Posted - 2012.10.26 16:26:00 -
[121] - Quote
Yo momma is so nasty, she heard or wormhole cleaners and it reminded her to pull out her 6 month old tampon.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Nexus Day
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
59
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Posted - 2012.10.26 16:44:00 -
[122] - Quote
Yo momma so horny she tried to put batteries in an Avatar.
Yo momma vagina is so big its nickname is K162.
Yo momma so big, one time she passed wind and New Eden was born.
Yo momma so big supercarriers land on her. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
333
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Posted - 2012.10.26 16:46:00 -
[123] - Quote
Yo Momma is so fat she needs a jump bridge network to put her belt on.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Tali Ambraelle
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
116
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Posted - 2012.10.26 16:47:00 -
[124] - Quote
Yo mamma's so fat she IS the New Eden cluster (ew). |
Piugattuk
CLOROFLORFILAPLANKTONPLATES
81
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Posted - 2012.10.26 16:47:00 -
[125] - Quote
Your momma is such a sleaze her docking port accommodates Titans.
your momma's thingy is so big your daddy got lost in her C6 WH.
Your momma's so fat I mistaked her for a gas giant planet and tried to PI her. |
Akila Dhun
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2012.10.26 17:09:00 -
[126] - Quote
Yo momma's so fat and disgusting she has 1000000000000 ehp and her fart does 10000000000 dps |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
334
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Posted - 2012.10.26 17:12:00 -
[127] - Quote
Yo momma is so ugly, even the sansha didnt want to abduct her...
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
ian papabear
The Syndicate Inc
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
23
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Posted - 2012.10.26 17:25:00 -
[128] - Quote
your mam so fat she is the only sub cap that can't dock in station
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_FJBdQUAO4 |
Gillia Winddancer
Shiny Noble Crown Services
110
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Posted - 2012.10.26 17:58:00 -
[129] - Quote
Yo mama is so fat that you need a swarm of Domi's to get her pregnant. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
1065
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Posted - 2012.10.26 19:12:00 -
[130] - Quote
Yo momma so NASTY... that her herpes comes back as quickly as Kruul!
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
1065
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Posted - 2012.10.26 19:14:00 -
[131] - Quote
Yo momma so EASY... that it made kidnapping the Damsel in Distress seem hard!
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
1065
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Posted - 2012.10.26 19:15:00 -
[132] - Quote
Yo momma so STUPID... that even CCP's logs don't show HER!
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
775
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Posted - 2012.10.26 19:22:00 -
[133] - Quote
Yo mama is so loud, it takes a full fleet of scorpions to jam her.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Commander
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
32
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Posted - 2012.10.26 19:48:00 -
[134] - Quote
Yo momma so fat she go wub wub when she warp. |
Tarvos Telesto
Blood Fanatics
17
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Posted - 2012.10.26 19:52:00 -
[135] - Quote
I saw big asteroid, oh wait, your momma.
I saw your mom near gate, she blow ibis while kamikaze atempt and concord arested your mom. |
Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
32
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Posted - 2012.10.26 20:02:00 -
[136] - Quote
Yo momma so fat when she files a petition it don't fit in the slot. |
KIller Wabbit
The Scope
Gallente Federation
88
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Posted - 2012.10.26 20:11:00 -
[137] - Quote
Be sure to flash back to this thread after your momma dies.
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Trin Xi
281
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Posted - 2012.10.26 21:12:00 -
[138] - Quote
Just as I was about to "gain knowledge" of yo momma last night, she yelled out "Docking request accepted!"
You know we call yo momma "Momma Kayzum" cuz' she's the size of battleship, growls a lot, and is surrounded by flying parasites the size of cruisers. |
James Amril-Kesh
RAZOR Alliance
1091
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Posted - 2012.10.26 21:25:00 -
[139] - Quote
Your momma's so fat, whenever she's in system ships get +100% max velocity and +100% agility.
http://themittani.com/features/local-problem
A simple fix to the local intel problem |
Touval Lysander
Zero Wine
502
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Posted - 2012.10.26 21:42:00 -
[140] - Quote
Colonel Xaven wrote:Your mom is so fat, we call her Jita 4-4.
...and undocking is a torrid affair requiring the full services of a labor ward.
...and the odd shaped babies that are extruded are whisked away rather quickly.
"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
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Ersahi Kir
Freelance Mining Company
0
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Posted - 2012.10.26 21:45:00 -
[141] - Quote
I would talk trash behind your moms back but my jump freighter only has half a tank of fuel. |
Touval Lysander
Zero Wine
504
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Posted - 2012.10.26 21:57:00 -
[142] - Quote
Yo momma so fat that when she moved, E=MC2 was deemed inconclusive.
"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
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Kobal81
14th Legion
Eternal Evocations
20
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Posted - 2012.10.26 22:08:00 -
[143] - Quote
Yo momma so fat she is inval to Doomsdays.
Yo momma so dumb she asked a goon for a cyno
Yo momma so fat Jump Drive V isn't enough |
octahexx Charante
Morior Invictus.
Ethereal Dawn
18
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Posted - 2012.10.26 22:16:00 -
[144] - Quote
yo mama is so fat that when she does 1vs1 pvp its called blobbing. |
Darrian Sertan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
9
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Posted - 2012.10.26 22:21:00 -
[145] - Quote
Yo momma so fat, ccp can't figure out how to nerf her.
Yo momma so fat she has to blob to cloak. |
Jenny Onzo
Outer Rim trading company
0
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Posted - 2012.10.27 00:59:00 -
[146] - Quote
Yo mama so fat, whenever she logs in Tidi hits 10% |
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