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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:31:00 -
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Yo momma's so lazy, she clone jumps to change the TV.
ISD Suvetar,-áCaptain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
751
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:49:00 -
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Yo mama so dumb, she never has to update her clone.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Commander
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Shizuken
Venerated Stars
110
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Posted - 2012.10.26 00:53:00 -
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Your momma's so fat the Goons set up soverignty around her to mine for technetium. |
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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:00:00 -
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Shizuken wrote:Your momma's so fat the Goons set up soverignty around her to mine for technetium.
Your momma's so dumb, she thought Technetium was Amarrian for 'Dance music'.
ISD Suvetar,-áCaptain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
We are hiring! |
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Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
20
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:03:00 -
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You momma so fat when she gets the Curse in her Outer Ring she leaves a Stain in her Cauldron. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
1044
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:08:00 -
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Yo momma so NASTY... that Fedos refuse to clean near her.
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
Evei Shard
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:27:00 -
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Yo mamma is so loose, the Gallente Pleasure Hubs went out of business
Profit favors the prepared |
Gorn Arming
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:29:00 -
[68] - Quote
Yo momma's so fat that DBRB showed up to reinforce her. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2012.10.26 01:32:00 -
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Yo momma is so fat, she found an Avatar in one of her fat folds and ate it thinking it was a cheeto.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Viktor Fel
Viziam
Amarr Empire
9
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Posted - 2012.10.26 02:00:00 -
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YO momma so dumb she accepted a contract from Spaceship Barbie. |
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Darrian Sertan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2012.10.26 02:07:00 -
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YO mamma's so fat, not even Capt. Kirk would go where no man has gone before! |
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ISD TYPE40
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.10.26 02:44:00 -
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Yo mommas so fat, EVE is a disc supported by 4 elephants riding on her back.
ISD Type40
Lt. Commander
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Telegram Sam
Shoot 2 Thrill
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Posted - 2012.10.26 02:44:00 -
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Your momma has so many 'gentleman friends,' when she has a party, they call it 'mommageddon.' |
Darth Skorpius
352 Industries
74
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Posted - 2012.10.26 03:02:00 -
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yo momma is so fat, she can contest all FW systems. at once.
Follow my Adventures in New Eden! http://www.skorpiuschronicles.com/
Baa Means Baa! |
Shalia Ripper
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Posted - 2012.10.26 03:13:00 -
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Yo momma is so lame, she posted in this thread.
Why can't I just delete my signature CCP? WHYYYYYYY?
Signatures have consequences.
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Hakaimono
Stillwater Corporation
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Posted - 2012.10.26 03:24:00 -
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Yo momma so fat that when she enters a system, its an Incursion.
Yo momma so slutty that when someone brings a Dominix in Breach, she bends over.
Yo momma so dumb that when someone asks her if she's cloaked, she says, "No thank you I'm not cold."
Yo momma so ugly DSTON wouldn't even save her.
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Celestra Doxaila
MinTek Heavy Industries
27
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Posted - 2012.10.26 06:00:00 -
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You mama has had its stability critically disrupted by the mass of numerous ships passing through and is on the verge of collapse. |
Samoth Egnoled
The Condemned and Convicted
5910
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Posted - 2012.10.26 06:18:00 -
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Yo Momma's so fat, i had to jump 3 times in a carrier just to get on her good side.
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Abdiel Kavash
Paladin Order
Fidelas Constans
957
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Posted - 2012.10.26 06:39:00 -
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Yo mama's so fat, she collapses any wormhole in one jump.
Before she jumps. |
Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
267
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Posted - 2012.10.26 06:50:00 -
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Your mother is so dumb, she scammed herself in Jita local. |
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Opertone
Aurora Empire
Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels
172
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:05:00 -
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Your momma is so rare, that she sends an alt to post on the forums.
Your momma is so Sansha - that duct tape can't help its ugliness. |
Bubanni
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
527
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:14:00 -
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Your momma is so fat, she isn't allowed in high sec
Your momma is so fat, blackholes orbit her.
Your momma is so fat, Jita 4-4 is anchored around her.
Your momma is so fat, it takes 50 freighters to move her.
Your momma is so fat, that when she jumped through a wormhole, all wormholes in eve collapsed.
Your momma is so fat, it takes 80 jumps to get from her head to her ass
Christmas wish list https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=134275
Module activation delay! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1180934 |
Borascus
Red Core
Paradigm Shift Alliance
79
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:36:00 -
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Your momma is so fat, I'm surprised its not you. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1846
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:39:00 -
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You momma is so fat, her capsule looks like a large gas container.
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Signal11th
Amarr Empire
805
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:44:00 -
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Yo mama so fat the CFC still can't blueball enough to take her on.
God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!"-á I came second and won a toaster. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1846
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:46:00 -
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Yo momma is so ugly even the Goons won't gank her.
You momma is so ugly even Sansha would not kidnap her. |
Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin
591
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Posted - 2012.10.26 08:06:00 -
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your mommas so fat when she undocks scotty needs friends and a prying bar
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4375/mynewsig2.jpg |
Dilligafmofo
The Generic Pirate Corporation
Fusion.
121
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Posted - 2012.10.26 09:35:00 -
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Your Momma's so fat she has a customs office on her shoulder
Your Momma's so fat it takes 3 warp disruption bubbles to stop her getting to the fridge |
F'elch
Wall Street Trading
50
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Posted - 2012.10.26 09:38:00 -
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I like it when one of these threads come along to reaffirm my belief that the Eve playerbase is the least funny group of people I associate with. |
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CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
100
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Posted - 2012.10.26 09:38:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat, stations dock at her.
Yo momma's so fat, she bridges titans.
CCP Eterne | Community Representative
@CCP_Eterne |
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