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SharpNine Sasen
Massive inc
Petition Blizzard
0
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Posted - 2013.03.14 16:53:00 -
[121] - Quote
Incredible service. Kane is a major pain in the ass to your adversaries with an almost prescient knack for ruining someone's day. |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1564
|
Posted - 2013.03.14 17:47:00 -
[122] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother" I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed. What I do: "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me... Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1569
|
Posted - 2013.03.15 13:06:00 -
[123] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1571
|
Posted - 2013.03.17 13:41:00 -
[124] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
194
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Posted - 2013.03.17 23:37:00 -
[125] - Quote
Bumping for the hair.
The smexy hair.
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Lainalil
The Double Rainbow Butterflies
The BEA's - Unintended Consequences
3
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Posted - 2013.03.18 04:48:00 -
[126] - Quote
While I have not worked side by side with him I know he runs more locators than Jesus and muhammad do when answering prayers. He's definitely active and enjoys what he does. I'd imagine his services are great. |
TrueBlue Keikira
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.03.18 08:23:00 -
[127] - Quote
simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on who paid him to do their dirty work |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1573
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Posted - 2013.03.18 09:20:00 -
[128] - Quote
TrueBlue Keikira wrote:simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego. and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on, who are the gutless faceless assholes who paid him to do their dirty work
Well...
Not everyday you receive tears in your own thread.
Welcome to my world... this is what I do. I am not a Pirate... I am a Terrorist.
And since people pay me to do these things you are more than welcome to pay as well.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Sith1s Spectre
Sky Fighters
Talocan United
106
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Posted - 2013.03.19 11:52:00 -
[129] - Quote
TrueBlue Keikira wrote:simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego. and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on, who are the gutless faceless assholes who paid him to do their dirty work
Sounds to me like another satisfied customer.
P.S Kane, you have to tell me how your secret for keeping your hair so glossy
CCP please consider hats as a clothing option for our spaceship barbies.-á
Artist impression of what this could potentially be http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t66/ROBC5Z06/sithsig_zps86971c83.jpg |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1577
|
Posted - 2013.03.19 12:13:00 -
[130] - Quote
Sith1s Spectre wrote:TrueBlue Keikira wrote:simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego. and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on, who are the gutless faceless assholes who paid him to do their dirty work Sounds to me like another satisfied customer. P.S Kane, you have to tell me how your secret for keeping your hair so glossy
Mixing a Targets Pod juice and your fav conditioner does the trick.
On a side Note...
I made 2 bill with about 10 minutes worth of work. 2 corps approached me to go after each other. I decided early on who I am going to support since they are have been good and been using me a couple of times now. The other corp has been on my list for a while now to go after. It is just extra gravy that I can make isk off them and get paid to go after them at the same time.
I notified my Contact to notify the said corp that I am actually his alt. My goal is to demoralize them and break their alliance apart.
This will be a good day once I receive mails or convo's the minute I declare war.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Kobalos
Templars Old Guard
4
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Posted - 2013.03.19 16:48:00 -
[131] - Quote
If you ever take on apprentice Terrorists, please let me know! I love this!  |
Karl Hobb
Stellar Ore Refinery and Crematorium
1379
|
Posted - 2013.03.19 20:44:00 -
[132] - Quote
Confirming that Kane is a p chill dude and you should hire him for all your terrorism needs.
I support Malcanis and Psychotic Monk for CSM8. |
Giuseppe Ottaviani
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
151
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Posted - 2013.03.20 00:59:00 -
[133] - Quote
TrueBlue Keikira wrote:simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego. and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on, who are the gutless faceless assholes who paid him to do their dirty work
Waste of space posting on NPC alt idiot, move along, you know nothing. Kane can beat people in ships better than what he flies ive seen it myself 1st hand, tell us your main? Nah u wont will u lol.
Usually i start the month with a postman! |
Orlacc
330
|
Posted - 2013.03.20 02:53:00 -
[134] - Quote
Friendly bump for a dying breed.
"Measure Twice, Cut Once." |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1585
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Posted - 2013.03.21 22:45:00 -
[135] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Ristlin Wakefield
Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness
Eternal Pretorian Alliance
304
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Posted - 2013.03.22 15:14:00 -
[136] - Quote
Cannibal Kane is always aligned to every direction in space no matter what direction his ship is currently pointing.
I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license. |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1587
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Posted - 2013.03.22 23:00:00 -
[137] - Quote
BUMP
As so many know... today was the life event.
I went in early since I know if I wait I might not be able to get in. I knew that there was a goal in mind where people shoot at CAP ships but I also knew that it was going to be a free for all. My god I was surprised when it started. The entire sustem went suspect... EVERYBODY.
It was like candy land, here we had people focusing on the CAP ships. The stout RP'ers fighting for whatever crap they do. And we few belligerent undesirables.... There with only 3 thing in mind.
1. Target
2. Fire
3 Secondary...
Repeat.
It was glorious to watch people explode. I am sure many looked at this event as a PVE event due to some complaints I have seen in local.
This day gave a nice little boost to my KB... Many kills amounting in about 10 Billion isk damage done. In the end I lost my Tornado but I was more than happy to trade a 120mil loss with 10 Billion isk.
Tis was a Good day.
As for my wars... I have extremely angry targets who has made my client extremely happy. In the end is that not the goal? One person suffering is another person happiness? I am just the middle to be used in making one person unhappy and another happy.
Remember my future clients/targets... you to can become happy... pay me to make others unhappy.
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7417/monoclesmile.png
Kane
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Jonah Gravenstein
Khalkotauroi Defence Labs
6874
|
Posted - 2013.03.23 00:19:00 -
[138] - Quote
His name is Cannibal Kane, terrorist extraordinaire, the empress herself is envious of his glorious hair, he smites shiptoasters and loves his dog. Fear him, unless you are his current employer.
Free bumpage for the man himself.
Eve in a nutshell, it's you vs the universe, and every machiavellian space bastard in it. |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1595
|
Posted - 2013.03.25 16:34:00 -
[139] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1600
|
Posted - 2013.03.26 11:33:00 -
[140] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1621
|
Posted - 2013.03.27 18:28:00 -
[141] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother" I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed. What I do: "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me... Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1621
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 11:33:00 -
[142] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1630
|
Posted - 2013.03.31 11:03:00 -
[143] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Richard Tucker
Goldstein Trading
0
|
Posted - 2013.03.31 15:06:00 -
[144] - Quote
Can really recommend Kane, the way he performs his job is really perfect. It is easy to scare a corp but harder to actually inflict economic losses, but Kane manages just that. |
Hann Solio
TXO Mining and Salvage Ltd.
0
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Posted - 2013.04.01 17:29:00 -
[145] - Quote
There is a Corp called Office of Orifice Expansion that is griefing newb miner corporations in the spaces around Jita. I have placed a billion ISK bounty on them. If your corp would like to make some money please war dec them and start hunting them. Every time you kill a member of the corp you will not only get the bounty, I will also send you 50 Mil. If you kill their CEO Sc00by K I will send you 100 Mil. I get an email every time one is killed because of the bounty. When the bounty is depleted I will put another 1 Bil bounty on them. I have 15 Bil to spend to teach these guys a lesson and get them to stop griefing all the new players just trying to mine a little. Thanks in advance and good hunting. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1632
|
Posted - 2013.04.02 09:40:00 -
[146] - Quote
Hann Solio wrote:There is a Corp called Office of Orifice Expansion that is griefing newb miner corporations in the spaces around Jita. I have placed a billion ISK bounty on them. If your corp would like to make some money please war dec them and start hunting them. Every time you kill a member of the corp you will not only get the bounty, I will also send you 50 Mil. If you kill their CEO Sc00by K I will send you 100 Mil. I get an email every time one is killed because of the bounty. When the bounty is depleted I will put another 1 Bil bounty on them. I have 15 Bil to spend to teach these guys a lesson and get them to stop griefing all the new players just trying to mine a little. Thanks in advance and good hunting.
No...
I fight and declare war on my terms... posting in my thread saying so much for X and Y to do Z is not going make me lift a finger.
I ask X amount for a week and that is where it stays.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.04.02 10:17:00 -
[147] - Quote
You aren't much of a merc if you ply your trade on who you 'like', in fact you sound useless. Most of you mercs are. You won't engage each other out of actually having to fight someone. Cannibal? pfh. More like coward. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1632
|
Posted - 2013.04.02 10:18:00 -
[148] - Quote
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:You aren't much of a merc if you ply your trade on who you 'like', in fact you sound useless. Most of you mercs are. You won't engage each other out of actually having to fight someone. Cannibal? pfh. More like coward.
Post with your main and we will talk again.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.04.02 10:23:00 -
[149] - Quote
See you won't even address the accusation. Truth hurts. Change your title from Merc to 'thug'. Whilst you are at post some kills of other merc corps and you might have some respect. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1632
|
Posted - 2013.04.02 10:25:00 -
[150] - Quote
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:See you won't even address the accusation. Truth hurts. Change your title from Merc to 'thug'. Whilst you are at post some kills of other merc corps and you might have some respect.
Other Merc's don't intervene with my wars and I don't intervene with their wars. Simple as that.
I never said I am a Merc... I am a terrorist.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
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