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Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
644
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Posted - 2012.10.29 17:56:00 -
[1] - Quote
You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother"
I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed.
What I do:
"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me...
Price:
*Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war.
Contact Details:
Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information.
References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox
Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
104
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Posted - 2012.10.29 19:15:00 -
[2] - Quote
He's the Guerilla Gorilla.
I haven't used his services and don't really anticipate needing them, but who really does?
Endorsed.
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Some Rando
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2012.10.29 19:35:00 -
[3] - Quote
Kane delivers. He's fun to work with and gets results. As an unknown NPC corp alt poster, I highly recommend his services; you will not be disappointed. |
Savnire Jacitu
VigilanteV
17
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Posted - 2012.10.29 21:37:00 -
[4] - Quote
He killed my friends and became my hero.
<corrupt> |
Ristlin Wakefield
Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness
Eternal Pretorian Alliance
128
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Posted - 2012.10.29 22:26:00 -
[5] - Quote
Protip: don't ask Kane about his hair if you value your time.
I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license. |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
897
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Posted - 2012.10.29 22:33:00 -
[6] - Quote
If you're going to hire a single dude for something this is probably the best single dude for it. |
Garven Dreis
The Condemned and Convicted
74
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Posted - 2012.10.29 22:59:00 -
[7] - Quote
I can confirm Kane is extremely good at solo hunting, so therefore I approve of this product and/or service.
In Manticore we Trust |
NEONOVUS
Saablast Followers
26
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Posted - 2012.10.30 01:11:00 -
[8] - Quote
I highly recommend this man. |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
22
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Posted - 2012.10.30 01:28:00 -
[9] - Quote
For what it's worth I also recommend Kane.
We met when he stumbled across my isk doubling forum thread:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=136552
some smack promptly was spoken back and forth, and we went to war.
Kane is highly competent and I would not want to be on the wrong side of a war with him ever again. However much he made my corp want to rage (I think some people quit the corp during that war lol) I learned to respect and admire his tactics, however evil and cruel they are for his targets. I have yet to hear anything bad from his clients though
Thumbs up man and keep up the good work!
See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
648
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Posted - 2012.10.30 12:22:00 -
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Thank you for the responses so far.
I got two wars running right now.
The one war was just for a kill Character. I was about to put through a surrender when it was done when two corps joined as allies hired by the CEO. So far the Ally corps are down 2.5 Billion isk and have already received an offer from them to have me join them.
The other war is a pure 1 week chase russians out of system war. 2.2 Billion isk down with members leaving.
And also... this is a BUMP
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
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Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
653
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Posted - 2012.10.31 12:44:00 -
[11] - Quote
BUMP
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
653
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Posted - 2012.10.31 17:14:00 -
[12] - Quote
Have recieved some offers... although mostly ******** ones. Others expect me to do it for free.
Had 2 serious offers, awaiting response on cost provided.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Furyious1
Alts Gone Bad
8
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Posted - 2012.10.31 17:42:00 -
[13] - Quote
His record speaks for itself.
I recommend this service. |
LordOfDespair
My Little Pwnys
3
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Posted - 2012.10.31 18:03:00 -
[14] - Quote
So is this service mostly for industrial targets?
Looking through the kills I struggled to find an enemy that had a half acceptable pvp fit. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
653
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Posted - 2012.10.31 18:07:00 -
[15] - Quote
Besides the the older players coming after me in Typhoons or Domi's. I shoot anything that is flashry red.
I honestly do not care who I am asked to go after. I find Indy corps to be absolutely ruthless agaist each other... even though they would always use a 3rd party to do their dirty work.
Although your more than welcome to look down on me if your kill record was better than mine.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
654
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Posted - 2012.11.01 12:25:00 -
[16] - Quote
BUMP
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Mytzso
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.11.01 19:00:00 -
[17] - Quote
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Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
656
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Posted - 2012.11.02 05:07:00 -
[18] - Quote
Now there is a name I have not seen in a long long time...
Corrected.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Xiphos Volund
ScionTech Services
The Gurlstas Associates
0
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Posted - 2012.11.02 09:33:00 -
[19] - Quote
Cannibal Kane is a pleasure to work with. Further he's dedicated to what he does and he gets the job done with a level of professionalism and class not found with most other ... well terrorists.
Happy hunting Mr. Kane o7. |
Mytzso
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2012.11.02 10:20:00 -
[20] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Now there is a name I have not seen in a long long time...
Corrected.
Greetings to you too my follicly superior friend.
I hereby endorse this product and/or service.
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Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
658
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Posted - 2012.11.03 16:33:00 -
[21] - Quote
And a BUMP
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
218
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Posted - 2012.11.04 17:21:00 -
[22] - Quote
I'll give ya a free bump, but in return I get to make a crack about your hair:
Just curious though, did you spill some of the bleach into your eyes?
But seriously, I'd definitely hire this man. He doesn't just **** your victims, he does it in style.
-á"The Mittani: Hated By Badposters
i'm strangely comfortable with it"
-Mittens |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
662
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Posted - 2012.11.05 11:56:00 -
[23] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother" I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed. What I do: "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me... Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
BUMP
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Oi Brigade
The Scope
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2012.11.05 19:37:00 -
[24] - Quote
Can I hire you to be my friend. I get really lonely in Gallente space, really lonely.... |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
669
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Posted - 2012.11.07 10:46:00 -
[25] - Quote
Up up and away... for a BUMP
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
672
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Posted - 2012.11.08 13:31:00 -
[26] - Quote
BUMP
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
675
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Posted - 2012.11.11 00:46:00 -
[27] - Quote
To the TOP...
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
677
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Posted - 2012.11.14 18:01:00 -
[28] - Quote
And we have another BUMP damn you...
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
175
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Posted - 2012.11.16 04:43:00 -
[29] - Quote
I got a few frozen corpses here and there, if you're looking for some supplies. One is sort of fresh, only 2 weeks old, the rest should be ok if you use a lot of ketchup. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
691
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Posted - 2012.11.16 08:15:00 -
[30] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother" I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed. What I do: "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me... Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
BUMP
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
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Kamenev Drang
Sacred Templars
Unclaimed.
0
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Posted - 2012.11.16 08:32:00 -
[31] - Quote
Well this is proving popular. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
691
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Posted - 2012.11.16 08:58:00 -
[32] - Quote
Sarci?
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
175
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Posted - 2012.11.17 03:04:00 -
[33] - Quote
So do you want those corpses or you're not hungry? |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
695
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Posted - 2012.11.19 13:37:00 -
[34] - Quote
I love Corpses... You are more then welcome to send them through.
UPDATE and BUMP
So far we have done almost 2 Bil damage to the alliance and 5 to the Corp. Our contact that hired is happy since the corp has just about lost all their members so we will not continue for another week. Against the alliance it was also only for a week.
After receiving numerous convo's and people trying to make me angry I decided to continue the war against the HARD Alliance. I don't get angry... ever. I just smile and pay the war bill.
EDIT: Corp Killboard Added as well.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Evolution1979
No Self Esteem
Malefic Aspects
63
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Posted - 2012.11.21 20:44:00 -
[35] - Quote
You have wardecced us?
We will annihilate you and your evil hair!!! (wich i am secretly jealous of obviously) 
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Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
703
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Posted - 2012.11.21 22:14:00 -
[36] - Quote
Evolution1979 wrote:You have wardecced us? We will annihilate you and your evil hair!!! (wich i am secretly jealous of obviously)
Good Day,
Thank for the Compliment o/
...but please keep your threats out of my thread. Your more than welcome to send them to me via EVEmail. From there I will test my new Razer keyboards Delete key.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Zenethalos
The Lost Boys.
BOHICANS
7
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Posted - 2012.11.21 23:32:00 -
[37] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:Evolution1979 wrote:You have wardecced us? We will annihilate you and your evil hair!!! (wich i am secretly jealous of obviously) ... From there I will test my new Razer keyboards Delete key.
Bump for awesome retort.
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Evolution1979
No Self Esteem
Malefic Aspects
63
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Posted - 2012.11.22 15:00:00 -
[38] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:Evolution1979 wrote:You have wardecced us? We will annihilate you and your evil hair!!! (wich i am secretly jealous of obviously) Good Day, Thank for the Compliment o/ ...but please keep your threats out of my thread. Your more than welcome to send them to me via EVEmail. From there I will test my new Razer keyboards Delete key.
Affirmative, will not polute your thread!
Then again, i have to ask, what are people supposed to post in your thread?
Also: can i hire you to wardec the people who hired you to wardec us? 
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Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
706
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Posted - 2012.11.23 07:51:00 -
[39] - Quote
Evolution1979 wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:Evolution1979 wrote:You have wardecced us? We will annihilate you and your evil hair!!! (wich i am secretly jealous of obviously) Good Day, Thank for the Compliment o/ ...but please keep your threats out of my thread. Your more than welcome to send them to me via EVEmail. From there I will test my new Razer keyboards Delete key. Affirmative, will not polute your thread! Then again, i have to ask, what are people supposed to post in your thread? Also: can i hire you to wardec the people who hired you to wardec us?
Hello,
Thank You and yes you can Hire me for a Counter DEC once I am done.
For the most part this threat is for me... Selling myself. And the random Shower High fives and ass slapping scenes you would imagine seeing in a movie like TopGun.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
712
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Posted - 2012.11.25 12:34:00 -
[40] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother" I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed. What I do: "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me... Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
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Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
743
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Posted - 2012.11.27 10:57:00 -
[41] - Quote
BUMP
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
743
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Posted - 2012.12.01 09:00:00 -
[42] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother" I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed. What I do: "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me... Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Sir Marksalot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
224
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Posted - 2012.12.01 12:12:00 -
[43] - Quote
The whole merc thing is a dumb gimmick but this guy made some really really terrible pubbies lose their **** when he wardecced them. Therefore I endorse this product and or service on the grounds that it was hilarious to watch.
I think they even tried to bump him off a station with a coercer or something at one point. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
754
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Posted - 2012.12.02 14:50:00 -
[44] - Quote
BUMP
After a small contract for taking down a POS. That will also be the last Contract I accept to take down a POS.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
smokeAjoint
Orbital Dominance
Malefic Aspects
20
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Posted - 2012.12.02 14:54:00 -
[45] - Quote
I endorse this product
tho this was the firts time for kane that some1 asked him to dec them selfes :)
i wanted to know what would happen wen some1 decced our allaince
1 corp left after the war, no big loss
he dith a nice job
and he is great at mind games
i laughed my head of reading my allaince leadership channel
wen he sended a mail to 1 of our corp ceo's
nice pos. I will ask my low sec buddies to take care of it. Since I do not have the man power to do it myself.
thank you Kane for the wardec
this man is worth every penny
-álegalize it |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
755
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Posted - 2012.12.02 17:28:00 -
[46] - Quote
Thank You...
Some of the other CEO's wanted to me to war dec the corp that hired me in the firstplace.
Was hoping they would... wanted to see how surprised they would be.
To bad I could not get to kill more members, your guys were extremely disciplined in staying docked. I tip my hat to them.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Jenn Yurist
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.12.02 22:55:00 -
[47] - Quote
I represent a satisfied customer. Cannibal Kane is quick and professional. Will definitely be used again if/when the need arises. |
Renier Gaden
Exanimo Inc
Unclaimed.
26
|
Posted - 2012.12.03 15:20:00 -
[48] - Quote
Hey Cannibal Kane. I was just wondering if you are looking forward to the next Expansion? It seems to me that the ability for people to transfer their kill rights when combined with the new Bounty system might appeal to your style of play. It looks like it might have the potential for enabling a lot more High Sec PVP.
With your already established reputation and the experience you have in solo PVP I would think you would be well positioned to be become one of the top 10 Bounty Hunters under the new system if you chose to go that route. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
755
|
Posted - 2012.12.03 17:31:00 -
[49] - Quote
To be honest I have not given much if any thought at all.
I go with the flow so I shall see what opportunities this will bring.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Operative X10-4
Corsairs' Union
6
|
Posted - 2012.12.04 22:16:00 -
[50] - Quote
Free bump for this guy, Actually I never talked to him, but I'm his fan.. so... thumbs up bro! |
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Sriracha Nighthawk
Nighthawk's Nest
0
|
Posted - 2012.12.05 00:50:00 -
[51] - Quote
(sounds legit)
A tenebris ad lucem novam imperium ortum |
Giuseppe Ottaviani
Praetorian Cannibals
73
|
Posted - 2012.12.07 11:09:00 -
[52] - Quote
and up
Usually i start the month with a postman! |
Nayo Renyk
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
3
|
Posted - 2012.12.07 21:12:00 -
[53] - Quote
Early into my still new eve career, kane is the first player iv read about and learned to fear.
Seriously, it sounds like a worth while investment to hire him NOT to shoot you =P
Anyways, free bump for the awesome. |
Uudoo Graeth
Tri-Mining Corp
Rising Phoenix Alliance
109
|
Posted - 2012.12.07 21:26:00 -
[54] - Quote
Wouldn't mind learning PVP on my other character from this guy... 2 thumbs up, especially for your Pirate Story posts... keeps me quite entertained at work. :D |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
821
|
Posted - 2012.12.10 19:55:00 -
[55] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother" I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed. What I do: "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me... Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
BUMP
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
The VC's
Spack Force 5
83
|
Posted - 2012.12.10 21:50:00 -
[56] - Quote
Cannibal Kane |
Capt Starfox
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1
|
Posted - 2012.12.11 00:34:00 -
[57] - Quote
OMG! Kane I wish you many, many ..things to blow up. I hope this is a wild and crazy adventure and look forward to hearing about it (if it's posted). Enjoy reading your comments and the comments that follow on The Pirate Story Thread.
You are indeed the Terrorist Hero and Eve-Demi God of Eve -As stated in the Pirate Story Thread.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=6304&p=29 |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
822
|
Posted - 2012.12.11 17:52:00 -
[58] - Quote
Thank for the Awesome responses.
I do believe however that i do not deserve the spotlight as much as I do. There are many more players that do what I do and do it better.
They deserve just as much support. Now if you will excuse me, this life style does not make me alot of isk as such i am always broke.
A Raven Navy Pilot was nice enough to try and suicide me. Dropping 300mil work of faction gear. Today was a good day. I got killright on him so I will follow and watch him. When he flies his expensive toys i will activate and watch him squirm. Hopefully giving me another pay day.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
823
|
Posted - 2012.12.11 19:09:00 -
[59] - Quote
Small something for the People.
It seems I have brought some sort of Ire from people that can't keep their deep seated issues in EVE.
Enjoy the comments:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcTxF8x_ps4&lc=VoYA7lCa7vj-x7tHckHst9sIiuWjiFaExnz37ogM0zs&feature=g-crec-u
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Malcolm Ozran
Suddenly Nothing
2
|
Posted - 2012.12.11 22:58:00 -
[60] - Quote
Rather glad I decided to see what was happening over here, your lovely youtube friend is quite entertaining.
Bump for you sir. |
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Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
823
|
Posted - 2012.12.12 06:31:00 -
[61] - Quote
Malcolm Ozran wrote:Rather glad I decided to see what was happening over here, your lovely youtube friend is quite entertaining.
Bump for you sir.
I honestly don't get people sometimes. He actually uses his real name there. People need to separate real life from EVE. I have no issues with them sending me hate mail ingame. I actually expect it, but making real life threats... some people.
Aside from that I have a couple of contracts on the go, and more on retainer. My services has been very well received and I am grateful for the support. I am finding people in other corps when they see me fighting undock and send me armor bots even though I do not need them.
Being nice I give them the loot from the wrecks for risking their ships.
I am at two minds if I can post my stories in this threat or the Pirate one since there you are allowed to post killmails. I will ask the question. Don't want ISD to remove post in my thread.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
823
|
Posted - 2012.12.12 06:52:00 -
[62] - Quote
War Update:
This morning I woke up early. Since I leave my client running 24/7 or as long as possible to IRK war targets local had 5 war targets all of them abusing me in local.
I notify the guys I am awake and i undock. Protues, 2 x Abaddon's, Myrm and a Condor. Sitting there for a while letting them point my Legion so I can see what kind of DPS they got going.
Abbadon are fitted with T1 guns so their fleets greatest threat is the Myrm and Protues. I undock my Protues and pop the Condor first to his scram off me. I then proceed to take down the Myrm since his ECM drones are pestering me.
With the Myrm of field and the Protues barely doing any damage to me I start eating into one of the Abbadon's. One goes down and the other Abbadon warps off and the Protues docks up. I dock up as well and GF the Protues Pilot since he was the only one not smack talking in local
Be polite in local people. I have found when people are in packs the get what I call Herd Mentality. On their own the are respectful but with others they change completely.
Condor:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15485602
Myrm:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15485601
Abaddon:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15486036
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
BigGreyMouse
Knysna Grim Reapers
SCUM.
1
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Posted - 2012.12.12 14:51:00 -
[63] - Quote
I would like to hire your services please. I live close to a system called De Doorns where a bunch of farmers and carebears used to live in relative peace until recently. A pirate corp from the north, going by the ticker COSATU roamed through there and saw the peace and tranquility, and just couldn't stand it, so they have infiltrated the locals and have been sweeping them up into a frenzy where, the once peaceful bears are now burning not just their home system but the entire region down.
We need you to please take on and out COSATU, using your guerilla warfare. Completion bonus will be paid if done before Tuesday 18 December 2012. Alternative bonusses will be paid if you can deliver us the corpse of COSATU leader Tony Ehrenreich, and a huge bonus for the corpse of alliance leader Julius Malema. Worthless pirate and farmer-hater Robert Mugabe's corpse will be considered an act of goodwill towards humanity and CCP may raise your sec status to positive 10 for that.
If you complete the mission in a timely manner, and collect all bonusses, you may be considered for future contracts including a war dec against a major alliance going by the ticker ANC.
Rumours of Chuck Norris being the first man on the moon, and when he landed there Riaan Cruywagen was waiting there to interview him, and Riaan caught on camera saying he hitched a ride with you to get there in time for the interview, inspired us calling on you for help. |
Gangname Style
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
46
|
Posted - 2012.12.12 16:11:00 -
[64] - Quote
How much ISK to wardec a corp with ~10 players?
None are competent pvpers whatsoever.
Write back, thx.
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Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
826
|
Posted - 2012.12.12 18:23:00 -
[65] - Quote
Gangname Style wrote:How much ISK to wardec a corp with ~10 players?
None are competent pvpers whatsoever.
Write back, thx.
Mail Send...
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Hammar Wolf
Money First
6
|
Posted - 2012.12.13 01:08:00 -
[66] - Quote
Kane wished us luck and so far it has come in quite handy - so free bump. |
Mathrin
Synthetic Solution
Synthetic Systems
7
|
Posted - 2012.12.13 16:13:00 -
[67] - Quote
Kane! How's the terror business? |
Michael Heineken
The Black Hand Movement
Black Core Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2012.12.13 16:32:00 -
[68] - Quote
I dont really know you Kane, but I have a feeling that if I did...... i'd like you. Keep up the good work.
Friendly Bump |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
831
|
Posted - 2012.12.13 18:58:00 -
[69] - Quote
Mathrin wrote:Kane! How's the terror business?
Holy crap...
Now there is a name I have not seen in ages. How you been man?
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
842
|
Posted - 2012.12.14 13:19:00 -
[70] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother" I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed. What I do: "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me... Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
BUMP
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
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zakary
Legionarios de Cristo
0
|
Posted - 2012.12.15 15:15:00 -
[71] - Quote
Cannival Kane is very good in his work. if you need the head from someone, he is the person for that work.
Very good work Cannival Kane i will take your services always ;) |
Vaju Enki
Secular Wisdom
216
|
Posted - 2012.12.16 22:16:00 -
[72] - Quote
Nice, keep up the good work :)
If you want instant gratification, go stimulate your genitals. EvE is Hard, deal with it. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
867
|
Posted - 2012.12.18 16:48:00 -
[73] - Quote
BUMP
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
876
|
Posted - 2012.12.20 07:22:00 -
[74] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother" I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed. What I do: "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me... Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
And a BUMP
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Barrogh Habalu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
71
|
Posted - 2012.12.21 06:21:00 -
[75] - Quote
Okay, all those jokes aside, but seriously: would you apply for CSM, Kane? There's plently of important stuff out there well within your competence for sure, besides you're getting pretty well known (not sure how correct is "getting" part).
Even if you don't get elected in the end, it's still some visibility that can be useful for your activity.
Oh, and free bump  |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
881
|
Posted - 2012.12.21 09:07:00 -
[76] - Quote
I will not run unless there are people that would like me to.
I think the current CSM is trying way to much to push their own bloody agendas than actually looking at the bigger picture. Except for 1 or two members. I hate politics, I prefer to get stuff done rather than arguing with others about it.
I play EVE to have fun, joining CSM makes it feel I will need to take Internet Space Ships a bit more serious.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
116
|
Posted - 2012.12.21 11:04:00 -
[77] - Quote
I think it will make you very unhappy......but you would have my vote. 
My resists to bad posts are 78-89-83-90 ....... The metal head plate increased it by 5%.
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Mathrin
Synthetic Solution
Synthetic Systems
16
|
Posted - 2012.12.24 21:42:00 -
[78] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:Mathrin wrote:Kane! How's the terror business? Holy crap... Now there is a name I have not seen in ages. How you been man?
Not to bad... I see you have made a bit of a name for yourself. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
897
|
Posted - 2012.12.24 21:46:00 -
[79] - Quote
Just a little bit.
However I just been insulted that there are people that believe i would stoop to corp killing. Even associating my name to some rank amateurs.
Needless to say it will be dealt with. People that threaten me without proof needs a beating, if I don't get an apology I will beat it out of them.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Etherealclams
Clams ate my Narwhal
31
|
Posted - 2012.12.25 02:11:00 -
[80] - Quote
He's killed my friends! You bastard!
Though seriously, he's good at what he does.
(USER WAS UNBANNED FOR THIS POST) |
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Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
1105
|
Posted - 2012.12.25 05:40:00 -
[81] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother" I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed. What I do: "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me... Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
BUMP
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
1105
|
Posted - 2012.12.28 11:04:00 -
[82] - Quote
And to the TOP
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Calico-Jack Daniels
Tear Harvesting Incorporated
170
|
Posted - 2012.12.28 14:25:00 -
[83] - Quote
Bump because this guy never has a hair out of place... never.  |
Lisabet Ikkala
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
23
|
Posted - 2012.12.30 16:09:00 -
[84] - Quote
Bump because Cannibal Kane is my role model. |
ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Concentrated Evil
The Marmite Collective
20
|
Posted - 2012.12.31 02:54:00 -
[85] - Quote
bump for the man, get some bro |
Anya Klibor
Under the Wings of Fury
The Marmite Collective
152
|
Posted - 2012.12.31 06:28:00 -
[86] - Quote
Hi Kane. :3 |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
1175
|
Posted - 2012.12.31 20:45:00 -
[87] - Quote
Ladies and Gents,
Before I leave to and consume various types of Adult Beverages to celebrate the start of 2013 I got a couple of words.
First I am going to say Happy New Year and Good luck in your various EVE Careers for 2013.
Thanks to all the support I have received from people, allies and ex war targets alike. It has been awesome.
Staring 2013-01-01 I will cease all Merc services. Me doing Merc work was never intended to be my type of game play but thanks to earlier patches and the massive increase with war cost when the multiplier was added forced me into this type of game play.
With retribution I can return to what I use to do without worrying about the cost and that makes me happy.
What does that mean? More time to actually post some stories in the Pirate Thread. More time to actually start recording and editing of engagements. Unlike others that record HighSec wars these will not be sit at 0 and pressing F1 with 4 or 5 neutral RR support and then pretend it is awesome because they were outnumbered. (Did I just poke somebody there... 50mil to the person that guesses who that somebody is)
So here is seeing the awesome and pretenders of C/P in the new year. Be Safe, wanne see you guys in the new year and in EVE.
o/ Kane
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Oylpann Kumamato
Me Solum Relinquatis
2
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Posted - 2013.01.01 01:34:00 -
[88] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:Ladies and Gents,
Before I leave to and consume various types of Adult Beverages to celebrate the start of 2013 I got a couple of words.
First I am going to say Happy New Year and Good luck in your various EVE Careers for 2013.
Thanks to all the support I have received from people, allies and ex war targets alike. It has been awesome.
Staring 2013-01-01 I will cease all Merc services. Me doing Merc work was never intended to be my type of game play but thanks to earlier patches and the massive increase with war cost when the multiplier was added forced me into this type of game play.
With retribution I can return to what I use to do without worrying about the cost and that makes me happy.
What does that mean? More time to actually post some stories in the Pirate Thread. More time to actually start recording and editing of engagements. Unlike others that record HighSec wars these will not be sit at 0 and pressing F1 with 4 or 5 neutral RR support and then pretend it is awesome because they were outnumbered. (Did I just poke somebody there... 50mil to the person that guesses who that somebody is)
So here is seeing the awesome and pretenders of C/P in the new year. Be Safe, wanne see you guys in the new year and in EVE.
o/ Kane
I'll take HolySheet for 50 million Alex....er Kane
Looking forward to more stories in the Pirate thread Sir. Keeps me entertained at work.
Happy New Year! |
Zanzbar
Legion of Tears
101
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Posted - 2013.01.01 03:48:00 -
[89] - Quote
Why did you change your character portrait, that beautiful hair gone to waste. |
Cannibal Kane
Chosen of New Eden
1181
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Posted - 2013.01.01 07:33:00 -
[90] - Quote
Oylpann Kumamato wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:Ladies and Gents,
Before I leave to and consume various types of Adult Beverages to celebrate the start of 2013 I got a couple of words.
First I am going to say Happy New Year and Good luck in your various EVE Careers for 2013.
Thanks to all the support I have received from people, allies and ex war targets alike. It has been awesome.
Staring 2013-01-01 I will cease all Merc services. Me doing Merc work was never intended to be my type of game play but thanks to earlier patches and the massive increase with war cost when the multiplier was added forced me into this type of game play.
With retribution I can return to what I use to do without worrying about the cost and that makes me happy.
What does that mean? More time to actually post some stories in the Pirate Thread. More time to actually start recording and editing of engagements. Unlike others that record HighSec wars these will not be sit at 0 and pressing F1 with 4 or 5 neutral RR support and then pretend it is awesome because they were outnumbered. (Did I just poke somebody there... 50mil to the person that guesses who that somebody is)
So here is seeing the awesome and pretenders of C/P in the new year. Be Safe, wanne see you guys in the new year and in EVE.
o/ Kane
I'll take HolySheet for 50 million Alex....er Kane Looking forward to more stories in the Pirate thread Sir. Keeps me entertained at work. Happy New Year!
Nope it not them.
And due to the mails I have received about my Hair, I have kept the robe but removed hood.
I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
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Da Grim Reaper
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
21
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Posted - 2013.01.02 20:32:00 -
[91] - Quote
Rebirth. |
Cannibal Kane
Chosen of New Eden
1184
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Posted - 2013.01.02 20:43:00 -
[92] - Quote
He is in that corp/alliance yes.
"There will be neither compassion nor mercy, nor peace, nor solace for those who bear witness to these Signs and still do not believe."
- The Scriptures, Book of Reclaiming 25:10
Convert now |
Kimo Khan
50
|
Posted - 2013.01.02 20:54:00 -
[93] - Quote
NightmareX |
Cannibal Kane
Chosen of New Eden
1184
|
Posted - 2013.01.02 21:24:00 -
[94] - Quote
Kimo Khan wrote:NightmareX
50mil send
I do expect some sort of retort for saying that. But then.. who really cares.
"There will be neither compassion nor mercy, nor peace, nor solace for those who bear witness to these Signs and still do not believe."
- The Scriptures, Book of Reclaiming 25:10
Convert now |
Ginger Barbarella
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
1050
|
Posted - 2013.01.02 21:34:00 -
[95] - Quote
He kicked my neighbor's dog and dropped a sack of poop on his doorstep.
I wholly endorse this guy.
"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." -á --- Sorlac |
Kimo Khan
50
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Posted - 2013.01.02 21:37:00 -
[96] - Quote
A man of his word, 50mil received.
On a side note, I do expect my ransom to be higher if you catch me in lowsec. |
NEONOVUS
Saablast Followers
280
|
Posted - 2013.01.03 00:10:00 -
[97] - Quote
I saw him fight by the monument in Jita.
He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing.
His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach.
It was truly majestic.
And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.
Because I am like that. |
Cannibal Kane
Chosen of New Eden
1186
|
Posted - 2013.01.03 06:04:00 -
[98] - Quote
NEONOVUS wrote:I saw him fight by the monument in Jita.
He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing.
His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach.
It was truly majestic.
And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.
Because I am like that.
That was very Erotic.
"There will be neither compassion nor mercy, nor peace, nor solace for those who bear witness to these Signs and still do not believe."
- The Scriptures, Book of Reclaiming 25:10
Convert now |
Scaramanga Erquilenne
37
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Posted - 2013.01.03 10:42:00 -
[99] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:NEONOVUS wrote:I saw him fight by the monument in Jita.
He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing.
His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach.
It was truly majestic.
And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.
Because I am like that. That was very Erotic.
Fifiy shades of Canibal Kane
Can i buy shares in that space novel ? it sounds like a winner to me |
Oi Brigade
The Scope
Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2013.01.04 04:42:00 -
[100] - Quote
Cannibal Kane, the corp I need killed just moved to a WH. They are a bunch of noobs from Scope. The new corp name is Scoped. with a period at the end. Do you go into WH's to kill noobs? |
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VegasMirage
356
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Posted - 2013.01.04 05:52:00 -
[101] - Quote
Oi Brigade wrote:Cannibal Kane, the corp I need killed just moved to a WH. They are a bunch of noobs from Scope. The new corp name is Scoped. with a period at the end. Do you go into WH's to kill noobs?
You sound like a sniveling dooshcanoe, what could they have done to you that makes you whine so much on the forums? Please tell us.
Free bump for ZA Cannibal!
likes watching grown men cry-á (Gò»n+¦Gò¦,) |
Cannibal Kane
Chosen of New Eden
1191
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Posted - 2013.01.04 06:41:00 -
[102] - Quote
Hello,
Just for Clarification.
As I stated in my earlier post. I will not be doing anymore Merc work.
"There will be neither compassion nor mercy, nor peace, nor solace for those who bear witness to these Signs and still do not believe."
- The Scriptures, Book of Reclaiming 25:10
Convert now |
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
456
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Posted - 2013.01.04 06:53:00 -
[103] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:Hello,
Just for Clarification.
As I stated in my earlier post. I will not be doing anymore Merc work.
Might I suggest changing the title of the thread to reflect that you are no longer taking contracts?
Lestatra: Eve is now fully committed to pvp . |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1483
|
Posted - 2013.03.05 07:12:00 -
[104] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother" I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed. What I do: "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me... Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
Hello Cee and Pee...
I need isk so I am Open again to Terrorize your Targets.
I went away to try the whole corp/alliance thing. It became glaringly obvious I am out of my element with more people. I am back on my own doing what I do best and like best.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
StoneCold
House of Sparrows
77
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Posted - 2013.03.05 07:43:00 -
[105] - Quote
Welcome "back", chief.
Disclaimer: All depicted violent acts relate only (and exclusively) on ingame events. |
Kristopher Rocancourt
Quality Assurance
The Marmite Collective
71
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Posted - 2013.03.05 12:38:00 -
[106] - Quote
Kane is the sexiest man in Eve. |
Ristlin Wakefield
Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness
Eternal Pretorian Alliance
299
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Posted - 2013.03.05 15:37:00 -
[107] - Quote
Kane can only fit through C5 wormholes and even then it collapses after he goes through.
I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license. |
culo duro
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
36
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Posted - 2013.03.06 08:30:00 -
[108] - Quote
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:Kane can only fit through C5 wormholes and even then it collapses after he goes through.
LOL |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1498
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Posted - 2013.03.07 00:13:00 -
[109] - Quote
And a BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1516
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Posted - 2013.03.09 09:13:00 -
[110] - Quote
Bump for yah Bastards
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
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Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1526
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Posted - 2013.03.10 10:53:00 -
[111] - Quote
And another BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Moo Moocow
Tri Corp Solutions
Invictus Void
9
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Posted - 2013.03.10 13:14:00 -
[112] - Quote
Great to see Kane back in Business :) |
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
221
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Posted - 2013.03.10 17:13:00 -
[113] - Quote
One time Kane tried to blow up my ship. I laughed when I woke up in my new pod, he was so nice giving me something new like that! <3 <3 <3 |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1532
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Posted - 2013.03.11 12:34:00 -
[114] - Quote
Anya Klibor wrote:One time Kane tried to blow up my ship. I laughed when I woke up in my new pod, he was so nice giving me something new like that! <3 <3 <3
o/ Thank you
...and a bump from me
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1536
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Posted - 2013.03.12 06:05:00 -
[115] - Quote
BUMP
On a side note... I woke up this morning to see somebody conved me called Cannibal kaneJr... That raised my eyebrow.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out
Suddenly Spaceships.
34929
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Posted - 2013.03.12 13:59:00 -
[116] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:BUMP On a side note... I woke up this morning to see somebody conved me called Cannibal kaneJr... That raised my eyebrow.
Oh Oh Maybe Drank too much 9 Months ago
Thanks Zimmy!! <3 (Updated) |
Kane Alvo
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis Dragonaors
72
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:05:00 -
[117] - Quote
Daddy?
He has your hair. Better call Maury.
Caldari Militia -áGÿ£GÿàGÿP
Psychotic Monk for CSM8 |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1559
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Posted - 2013.03.13 10:54:00 -
[118] - Quote
BUMP and a Story
So I see a suspect in a nighthawk on a gate with RVB there. Nobody engages since say what you will unless they are many they are afraid to shoot at anything. Ofcourse I do not have these qualms and climb into that Nighthawk. Taking him down rather quickly.
Suddenly RVB, now boosted by somebody else there decides to engage. i don't mind the killmail whoring to much but as I approach to pickup the well earned loot only to have their little swarm of RVB SCRUBS go in and steal it all. 400mil is not alot of isk but that is 8 wars right there paid for. I did make one promise. fEach person that was on that killmail. Never leave RVB or I will come for you.
Nighthawk:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16773770
Pod:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16774178
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Ifly Uwalk
Empire Tax Collection Agency
600
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Posted - 2013.03.13 13:19:00 -
[119] - Quote
Loot thieves, boo.
Cannibal Kane wrote:Never leave RVB or I will come for you.
I shall be looking forward to your completion of that quest!  |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1562
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Posted - 2013.03.14 10:23:00 -
[120] - Quote
BUMP and Update
It is now the 14th of the Month. So far it has been good month with regards to kill and Damage done.
Kills: 60
ISK Damage: 6.9 Billion ISK.
Paid Jobs and Ransoms has netted me about 2.5 Billion ISK in 14 days while only spending about 400mil in wars and Fits.
I find myself declaring alot more wars then I am used to due to people leaving corps and just staying logged off. Nevertheless it has never stopped me before.
I got open slots for more work.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
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SharpNine Sasen
Massive inc
Petition Blizzard
0
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Posted - 2013.03.14 16:53:00 -
[121] - Quote
Incredible service. Kane is a major pain in the ass to your adversaries with an almost prescient knack for ruining someone's day. |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1564
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Posted - 2013.03.14 17:47:00 -
[122] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother" I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed. What I do: "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me... Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1569
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Posted - 2013.03.15 13:06:00 -
[123] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1571
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Posted - 2013.03.17 13:41:00 -
[124] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
194
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Posted - 2013.03.17 23:37:00 -
[125] - Quote
Bumping for the hair.
The smexy hair.
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Lainalil
The Double Rainbow Butterflies
The BEA's - Unintended Consequences
3
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Posted - 2013.03.18 04:48:00 -
[126] - Quote
While I have not worked side by side with him I know he runs more locators than Jesus and muhammad do when answering prayers. He's definitely active and enjoys what he does. I'd imagine his services are great. |
TrueBlue Keikira
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.03.18 08:23:00 -
[127] - Quote
simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on who paid him to do their dirty work |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1573
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Posted - 2013.03.18 09:20:00 -
[128] - Quote
TrueBlue Keikira wrote:simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego. and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on, who are the gutless faceless assholes who paid him to do their dirty work
Well...
Not everyday you receive tears in your own thread.
Welcome to my world... this is what I do. I am not a Pirate... I am a Terrorist.
And since people pay me to do these things you are more than welcome to pay as well.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Sith1s Spectre
Sky Fighters
Talocan United
106
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Posted - 2013.03.19 11:52:00 -
[129] - Quote
TrueBlue Keikira wrote:simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego. and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on, who are the gutless faceless assholes who paid him to do their dirty work
Sounds to me like another satisfied customer.
P.S Kane, you have to tell me how your secret for keeping your hair so glossy
CCP please consider hats as a clothing option for our spaceship barbies.-á
Artist impression of what this could potentially be http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t66/ROBC5Z06/sithsig_zps86971c83.jpg |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1577
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Posted - 2013.03.19 12:13:00 -
[130] - Quote
Sith1s Spectre wrote:TrueBlue Keikira wrote:simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego. and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on, who are the gutless faceless assholes who paid him to do their dirty work Sounds to me like another satisfied customer. P.S Kane, you have to tell me how your secret for keeping your hair so glossy
Mixing a Targets Pod juice and your fav conditioner does the trick.
On a side Note...
I made 2 bill with about 10 minutes worth of work. 2 corps approached me to go after each other. I decided early on who I am going to support since they are have been good and been using me a couple of times now. The other corp has been on my list for a while now to go after. It is just extra gravy that I can make isk off them and get paid to go after them at the same time.
I notified my Contact to notify the said corp that I am actually his alt. My goal is to demoralize them and break their alliance apart.
This will be a good day once I receive mails or convo's the minute I declare war.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
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Kobalos
Templars Old Guard
4
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Posted - 2013.03.19 16:48:00 -
[131] - Quote
If you ever take on apprentice Terrorists, please let me know! I love this! |
Karl Hobb
Stellar Ore Refinery and Crematorium
1379
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Posted - 2013.03.19 20:44:00 -
[132] - Quote
Confirming that Kane is a p chill dude and you should hire him for all your terrorism needs.
I support Malcanis and Psychotic Monk for CSM8. |
Giuseppe Ottaviani
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
151
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Posted - 2013.03.20 00:59:00 -
[133] - Quote
TrueBlue Keikira wrote:simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego. and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on, who are the gutless faceless assholes who paid him to do their dirty work
Waste of space posting on NPC alt idiot, move along, you know nothing. Kane can beat people in ships better than what he flies ive seen it myself 1st hand, tell us your main? Nah u wont will u lol.
Usually i start the month with a postman! |
Orlacc
330
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Posted - 2013.03.20 02:53:00 -
[134] - Quote
Friendly bump for a dying breed.
"Measure Twice, Cut Once." |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1585
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Posted - 2013.03.21 22:45:00 -
[135] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Ristlin Wakefield
Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness
Eternal Pretorian Alliance
304
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Posted - 2013.03.22 15:14:00 -
[136] - Quote
Cannibal Kane is always aligned to every direction in space no matter what direction his ship is currently pointing.
I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license. |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1587
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Posted - 2013.03.22 23:00:00 -
[137] - Quote
BUMP
As so many know... today was the life event.
I went in early since I know if I wait I might not be able to get in. I knew that there was a goal in mind where people shoot at CAP ships but I also knew that it was going to be a free for all. My god I was surprised when it started. The entire sustem went suspect... EVERYBODY.
It was like candy land, here we had people focusing on the CAP ships. The stout RP'ers fighting for whatever crap they do. And we few belligerent undesirables.... There with only 3 thing in mind.
1. Target
2. Fire
3 Secondary...
Repeat.
It was glorious to watch people explode. I am sure many looked at this event as a PVE event due to some complaints I have seen in local.
This day gave a nice little boost to my KB... Many kills amounting in about 10 Billion isk damage done. In the end I lost my Tornado but I was more than happy to trade a 120mil loss with 10 Billion isk.
Tis was a Good day.
As for my wars... I have extremely angry targets who has made my client extremely happy. In the end is that not the goal? One person suffering is another person happiness? I am just the middle to be used in making one person unhappy and another happy.
Remember my future clients/targets... you to can become happy... pay me to make others unhappy.
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7417/monoclesmile.png
Kane
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Jonah Gravenstein
Khalkotauroi Defence Labs
6874
|
Posted - 2013.03.23 00:19:00 -
[138] - Quote
His name is Cannibal Kane, terrorist extraordinaire, the empress herself is envious of his glorious hair, he smites shiptoasters and loves his dog. Fear him, unless you are his current employer.
Free bumpage for the man himself.
Eve in a nutshell, it's you vs the universe, and every machiavellian space bastard in it. |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1595
|
Posted - 2013.03.25 16:34:00 -
[139] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
The African Terrorist
1600
|
Posted - 2013.03.26 11:33:00 -
[140] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
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Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1621
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Posted - 2013.03.27 18:28:00 -
[141] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother" I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed. What I do: "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me... Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1621
|
Posted - 2013.03.28 11:33:00 -
[142] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1630
|
Posted - 2013.03.31 11:03:00 -
[143] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Richard Tucker
Goldstein Trading
0
|
Posted - 2013.03.31 15:06:00 -
[144] - Quote
Can really recommend Kane, the way he performs his job is really perfect. It is easy to scare a corp but harder to actually inflict economic losses, but Kane manages just that. |
Hann Solio
TXO Mining and Salvage Ltd.
0
|
Posted - 2013.04.01 17:29:00 -
[145] - Quote
There is a Corp called Office of Orifice Expansion that is griefing newb miner corporations in the spaces around Jita. I have placed a billion ISK bounty on them. If your corp would like to make some money please war dec them and start hunting them. Every time you kill a member of the corp you will not only get the bounty, I will also send you 50 Mil. If you kill their CEO Sc00by K I will send you 100 Mil. I get an email every time one is killed because of the bounty. When the bounty is depleted I will put another 1 Bil bounty on them. I have 15 Bil to spend to teach these guys a lesson and get them to stop griefing all the new players just trying to mine a little. Thanks in advance and good hunting. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1632
|
Posted - 2013.04.02 09:40:00 -
[146] - Quote
Hann Solio wrote:There is a Corp called Office of Orifice Expansion that is griefing newb miner corporations in the spaces around Jita. I have placed a billion ISK bounty on them. If your corp would like to make some money please war dec them and start hunting them. Every time you kill a member of the corp you will not only get the bounty, I will also send you 50 Mil. If you kill their CEO Sc00by K I will send you 100 Mil. I get an email every time one is killed because of the bounty. When the bounty is depleted I will put another 1 Bil bounty on them. I have 15 Bil to spend to teach these guys a lesson and get them to stop griefing all the new players just trying to mine a little. Thanks in advance and good hunting.
No...
I fight and declare war on my terms... posting in my thread saying so much for X and Y to do Z is not going make me lift a finger.
I ask X amount for a week and that is where it stays.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.04.02 10:17:00 -
[147] - Quote
You aren't much of a merc if you ply your trade on who you 'like', in fact you sound useless. Most of you mercs are. You won't engage each other out of actually having to fight someone. Cannibal? pfh. More like coward. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1632
|
Posted - 2013.04.02 10:18:00 -
[148] - Quote
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:You aren't much of a merc if you ply your trade on who you 'like', in fact you sound useless. Most of you mercs are. You won't engage each other out of actually having to fight someone. Cannibal? pfh. More like coward.
Post with your main and we will talk again.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2013.04.02 10:23:00 -
[149] - Quote
See you won't even address the accusation. Truth hurts. Change your title from Merc to 'thug'. Whilst you are at post some kills of other merc corps and you might have some respect. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1632
|
Posted - 2013.04.02 10:25:00 -
[150] - Quote
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:See you won't even address the accusation. Truth hurts. Change your title from Merc to 'thug'. Whilst you are at post some kills of other merc corps and you might have some respect.
Other Merc's don't intervene with my wars and I don't intervene with their wars. Simple as that.
I never said I am a Merc... I am a terrorist.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
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Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2013.04.02 10:28:00 -
[151] - Quote
So if a merc corp is attacking a 'client' (or prospective client) you won't fight them? lets make this absolutely clear? |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1632
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Posted - 2013.04.02 10:34:00 -
[152] - Quote
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:So if a merc corp is attacking a 'client' (or prospective client) you won't fight them? lets make this absolutely clear?
I am busy with one right now. Helping a client that was under attack from a merc corp. That merc corp is broken and lost 80% of their members.
If it was a corp with people in I like I would have not taken the job.
As simple as that. You can read into it what you want and post crap via your alt. It matters none, now stop posting in my thread.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2013.04.02 10:38:00 -
[153] - Quote
It is a thread on a public forum, I can post how much I like ^^.
I just want people to see very clearly that you are only a limited resource, and not one to go the whole hog despite your provocative language of being a 'terrorist' you have scruples. That's just plain sad.
People are better spending their iskies elsewhere on a more reliable enforcer. Leave you to plague mining corps, tough guy. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1632
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Posted - 2013.04.02 10:39:00 -
[154] - Quote
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:It is a thread on a public forum, I can post how much I like ^^.
I just want people to see very clearly that you are only a limited resource, and not one to go the whole hog despite your provocative language of being a 'terrorist' you have scruples. That's just plain sad.
People are better spending their iskies elsewhere on a more reliable enforcer. Leave you to plague mining corps, tough guy.
Don't use the term tough guy... if you post from and alt.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2013.04.02 10:41:00 -
[155] - Quote
Don't call yourself a terrorist when all you are is miner griefer and petty goon. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1632
|
Posted - 2013.04.02 10:43:00 -
[156] - Quote
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:Don't call yourself a terrorist when all you are is miner griefer and petty goon.
Yep.. that is why my KB only has Barge Kills on it.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2013.04.02 10:44:00 -
[157] - Quote
Yeah, and post the kills from decent PvP related corporations, not miners struggling to put up a defence.
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Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1632
|
Posted - 2013.04.02 10:48:00 -
[158] - Quote
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:Yeah, and post the kills from decent PvP related corporations, not miners struggling to put up a defence.
Oh... you don't fight them, I forgot. Nevermind then.
It really does not matter what you want to believe or think you believe. The people that spend ISK on me is Happy and as a matter of fact are always returning clients.
I do exactly what I get paid to do... and that is Terrorize people.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Nizou Eph'nan
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
0
|
Posted - 2013.04.02 10:50:00 -
[159] - Quote
*grabs popcorn* |
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
|
Posted - 2013.04.02 10:50:00 -
[160] - Quote
Well actually it is what you believe, you answered my queries. I am just illustrating a point is all. Good luck with your venture. |
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Dzemo Thunderstorm
primordial star
Universal Paranoia Alliance
1
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Posted - 2013.04.02 11:50:00 -
[161] - Quote
Thanks to this Gentleman's stories I decided to turn to pvp, I'm not dissapointed . Please kindly accept 1 internetz like. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1634
|
Posted - 2013.04.03 16:50:00 -
[162] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1634
|
Posted - 2013.04.04 12:04:00 -
[163] - Quote
This is for Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian since she has an issue with me popping defenseless ships.
These guys undocked 9 machs with me at the undock and warped to the Ice belt and started mining.
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=299115&view=losses&m=4&y=2013
Not only did I score about 100mil in loot but their bounty paid out a total of 220mil. Not bad for 2 minutes.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Kristopher Rocancourt
Quality Assurance
The Marmite Collective
98
|
Posted - 2013.04.04 12:39:00 -
[164] - Quote
bump for those sexy abs.
Proud member of MYM8 Jita Police.
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Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2013.04.04 16:28:00 -
[165] - Quote
Hm I tried to have a look-see but it said 'corporation does not exist'. |
culo duro
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
61
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 08:34:00 -
[166] - Quote
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:Hm I tried to have a look-see but it said 'corporation does not exist'.
You should go enjoy eve, however i do enjoy that someone made you so mad you're posting on the forums with an alt. |
Ifly Uwalk
Empire Tax Collection Agency
630
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 08:41:00 -
[167] - Quote
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:Hm I tried to have a look-see but it said 'corporation does not exist'.
right-click link - open in new tab. follow link from there. insert foot in mouth.
On a completely unrelated side-note: "Somali Coast Guard Authority?" Really? |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1635
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 10:40:00 -
[168] - Quote
Ifly Uwalk wrote:
On a completely unrelated side-note: "Somali Coast Guard Authority?" Really?
Yes I know but I have done the name properly. it is Coast Guard not Coastguard.
I do love the legacy of the Original and it can never be replaced. But I sure as hell will try.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
209
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 19:09:00 -
[169] - Quote
Thought you meant Macharials instead of Mackinaws......wanted to see lolfit mining Machs, saw Macks instead.
Still left satisfied.
Yes, I have seen a Macharial mining in a belt.......my soul shriveled when I saw it.... |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1636
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 20:01:00 -
[170] - Quote
Mike Adoulin wrote:Thought you meant Macharials instead of Mackinaws......wanted to see lolfit mining Machs, saw Macks instead. Still left satisfied. Yes, I have seen a Macharial mining in a belt.......my soul shriveled when I saw it....
I saw a vindicator mining once it was such an intimidating site. Even mining the vindicator demands respect.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
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Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2013.04.05 20:34:00 -
[171] - Quote
culo duro wrote:Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:Hm I tried to have a look-see but it said 'corporation does not exist'. You should go enjoy eve, however i do enjoy that someone made you so mad you're posting on the forums with an alt.
Sadly your assumption is wrong hub-limpet. I just like messing with you, and starving you of information makes it more fun.
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Ifly Uwalk
Empire Tax Collection Agency
631
|
Posted - 2013.04.05 20:38:00 -
[172] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:Ifly Uwalk wrote:
On a completely unrelated side-note: "Somali Coast Guard Authority?" Really?
Yes I know but I have done the name properly. it is Coast Guard not Coastguard. I do love the legacy of the Original and it can never be replaced. But I sure as hell will try.
lol I'm pretty sure you're past the "trying" stage! 
/me slaughters a sacrificial goat in tribute to Kane. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1637
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Posted - 2013.04.07 01:50:00 -
[173] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1637
|
Posted - 2013.04.07 15:02:00 -
[174] - Quote
BUMPAGE
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
NEONOVUS
Saablast Followers
412
|
Posted - 2013.04.07 20:25:00 -
[175] - Quote
Cannibal Kane brings the pain!
Cannibal Kane He's the man!
Cannibal Kane violating dress codes since 1965! |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1641
|
Posted - 2013.04.09 15:36:00 -
[176] - Quote
NEONOVUS wrote:Cannibal Kane brings the pain!
Cannibal Kane He's the man!
Cannibal Kane violating dress codes since 1965!
lol and a BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1643
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Posted - 2013.04.10 13:14:00 -
[177] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1645
|
Posted - 2013.04.11 17:56:00 -
[178] - Quote
Pelvic Thrust for a BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Capt Starfox
New Order Logistics
CODE.
419
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Posted - 2013.04.12 08:00:00 -
[179] - Quote
Friendly bump for the Terrorist.
Psychotic Monk for CSM 8 |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1647
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Posted - 2013.04.12 08:13:00 -
[180] - Quote
Capt Starfox wrote:Friendly bump for the Terrorist.
Why thank you... Last night I forcefully removed a Mining Foreman Mindlink II from a persons head.
Apparently he did not enjoy it at all.
To the point where I see Evolve lurking in RR ships to scared to help incase they go suspect. If they do help with RR... they are going to loose a few Bill again in wars.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
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Coffee Rocks
Thrall Industrial
H-K Industries
0
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Posted - 2013.04.13 17:07:00 -
[181] - Quote
I heartily endorse these goods and/or services.
I have never personally used Kane's services. I prefer to undock and laughibly attempt to peeveepee on my own like a brain damaged kid chasing the shiny red ball into rush hour traffic. Erotica 1's other personality can attest to this.
However, reading the tales of his exploits (and his victim's lolwtf fails) are why I joined this game. That... and that.... magnificent hair....
Also, bump.
Coffee Rocks > Ffffuuu... brb .... my backyard is on fire. THANKS CCP
Find me on Steam and Twitter. Bring nudes. |
Coffee Rocks
Thrall Industrial
H-K Industries
0
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Posted - 2013.04.13 17:18:00 -
[182] - Quote
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:
I just want people to see very clearly that you are only a limited resource...
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:
a limited resource...
You speak of him in terms of resources as if he was a single bullet, whereas any other merc corp is a belt fed mini-gun with unlimited ammo.
He is a single bullet. A big one with an atomic warhead.
In those terms,you only need the one bullet but dear god get out of the way once you drop the hammer.
Coffee Rocks > Ffffuuu... brb .... my backyard is on fire. THANKS CCP
Find me on Steam and Twitter. Bring nudes. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1651
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Posted - 2013.04.13 17:38:00 -
[183] - Quote
Coffee Rocks.. and yes.. yes it does.
Thank you for the awesome words. It is actually humbling when something I did is the reason people play this game.
Makes me go all soft and mushi inside.
I will be moving my Stories to here http://belligerentundesirables.com/
Monk still needs to update the page for the forum link which is http://belligerentundesirables.com/forums
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1652
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Posted - 2013.04.15 08:08:00 -
[184] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Kalel Nimrott
EG CORP
Talocan United
226
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Posted - 2013.04.15 13:08:00 -
[185] - Quote
Those abs...., that hair. |
Capt Starfox
New Order Logistics
CODE.
419
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Posted - 2013.04.16 04:03:00 -
[186] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Why thank you... Last night I forcefully removed a Mining Foreman Mindlink II from a persons head.
Apparently he did not enjoy it at all.
To the point where I see Evolve lurking in RR ships to scared to help incase they go suspect. If they do help with RR... they are going to loose a few Bill again in wars.
Haha sounds great, wish I could have seen it
Psychotic Monk for CSM 8 |
StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
132
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Posted - 2013.04.19 15:10:00 -
[187] - Quote
His hair is done by loreal.
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1697
|
Posted - 2013.04.28 14:03:00 -
[188] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Duke Amarro
Viziam
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2013.06.30 00:16:00 -
[189] - Quote
bump |
Kurt Erquilenne
A Different Kind of Gaming Community
0
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Posted - 2013.07.07 20:43:00 -
[190] - Quote
OH Yea Guys Im the best in the game, You can Hire me to kill miners but I dont fight pvp players Im scared you can also join my Academy for 250 mill its worth it because I will teach you to Kill miners. |
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Flesh Arrow
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.07.07 20:43:00 -
[191] - Quote
Kane is your guy if you want someone to kill miners. But if you want someone to kill ANY ship with weapons do not hire Kane as he does not shoot at combat ships. |
Cannibal Kane
Temple of Kane
1998
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Posted - 2013.07.07 21:22:00 -
[192] - Quote
This is what happens when you **** off "PRO PVPers" in eve. They post with alts in threads.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Flesh Arrow
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.07.07 21:27:00 -
[193] - Quote
I saw you doing that to some poor marmite guys. you fail pirate. Nerd hypocrites shouldn't play internet spaceships if you can't take the heat. |
Marianne Pollard
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
60
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Posted - 2013.07.07 21:42:00 -
[194] - Quote
Kurt Erquilenne wrote:Oh yeah guys I'm the best in the game. You can hire me to kill miners but I don't fight pvp players, I'm scared. You can also join my academy for 250 mill, it's worth it because I will teach you to kill miners.
You seem upset.
Before we start, let me just say that 14 errors in grammar, punctuation and spelling in a sentence that consists of only 44 words is terrible and you should cease posting immediately. I don't normally pull people up on this sort of thing, but if you're going to cry on a public forum you should at least have the capacity to express your deep-seated butthurt (no pun intended) accurately and effectively.
Now then...
Show me on the Retriever where the nasty man touched you, and we might (no promises) be able to help you alleviate your concerns.
Firstly we need to get you to understand exactly what a 'mercenary' is. Are you familiar with the term?
I corrected your QQ btw. Thank me post-therapy. |
Flesh Arrow
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.07.07 21:51:00 -
[195] - Quote
Also this guy scams merc contracts.... |
Hogarth Starbanger
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
162
|
Posted - 2013.07.07 23:52:00 -
[196] - Quote
I asked for plastic surgery to better imitate Kane's image. I was told this is as close as they could get to replicating his sheer beauty without getting put on his hit list. |
Jack Morrison
Sinister Spinster
0
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Posted - 2013.07.08 12:28:00 -
[197] - Quote
A friendly bump.
A response to the all-knowing oracle Flesh Arrow:
 saw Kane fighting off 6 guys (alone) , yes they were in combat ships
a few minutes later accepting a duel (in battleships)
Sure...only miners...please send me a bank account number and an address and i will gladly send a doll to you. When you receive it i kindly ask you to use a marek to exactly highlight the area where Kane touched you. If it was on more areas, then please mark all of them. |
Jove Death
Jovian Vengeance
16
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Posted - 2013.07.08 12:31:00 -
[198] - Quote
Freindly bump
Gave me some good advise on war mechanics  |
Cannibal Kane
Temple of Kane
2001
|
Posted - 2013.07.08 12:32:00 -
[199] - Quote
Jack Morrison wrote:A friendly bump. A response to the all-knowing oracle Flesh Arrow: saw Kane fighting off 6 guys (alone) , yes they were in combat ships a few minutes later accepting a duel (in battleships) Sure...only miners...please send me a bank account number and an address and i will gladly send a doll to you. When you receive it i kindly ask you to use a marek to exactly highlight the area where Kane touched you. If it was on more areas, then please mark all of them.
Thanks Jack,
Dont know why people keep bumping this thread since I don't really do Merc work anymore. On a side note that fight you saw escalated into 13 ships mixed from frigates/cruisers/BC/ and battleships. in all they lost just over 2 bil yesterday.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Hogarth Starbanger
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
164
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Posted - 2013.07.10 03:24:00 -
[200] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Dont know why people keep bumping this thread since I don't really do Merc work anymore.
It's the hair.
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Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
258
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Posted - 2013.07.10 09:30:00 -
[201] - Quote
Hogarth Starbanger wrote:It's the hair.
QFT
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Jonah Gravenstein
Balius and Xanthus Traditional Gunsmiths
9979
|
Posted - 2013.07.10 09:34:00 -
[202] - Quote
Hogarth Starbanger wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:
Dont know why people keep bumping this thread since I don't really do Merc work anymore.
It's the hair.
And the manly chest.
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad." |
Zemo Walden
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2013.07.31 17:12:00 -
[203] - Quote
Look at his kill log, find me a PvP fitted ship... like loads have said Kane can only kill mining ships or PvE missioners without PvP fittings. He won't engage anyone that has a proper PvP fit. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
2149
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Posted - 2013.07.31 17:54:00 -
[204] - Quote
Took me less than 10 seconds.
This was a fleet that came after me
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=18607747
Not my fault targets attack me with mining and pve ships. It is great that your losses has caused so much crying on forums about me.
Keep it going.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
223
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Posted - 2013.07.31 18:12:00 -
[205] - Quote
API-verrified, no less.
And that Drake Navy Issue..! That's gotta sting. |
Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
3414
|
Posted - 2013.08.01 15:32:00 -
[206] - Quote
The Kane! |
Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
2376
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Posted - 2013.09.15 11:21:00 -
[207] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother" I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed. What I do: I am the Terrorist, The Shark, the Apex Predator in the vast Oceans of Your Space.
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
That's right Girlfriends... I am doing paid work again.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
336
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Posted - 2013.09.15 11:24:00 -
[208] - Quote
*swoons* |
Jack Morrison
Sinister Spinster
Triple Penetration Empire
52
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Posted - 2013.09.15 16:10:00 -
[209] - Quote
Guess whos back, back again
Kane back, tell your mom.
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back......
(i am not trying to inpersonate anybody with the current post) |
Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
2381
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Posted - 2013.09.16 11:11:00 -
[210] - Quote
BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
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Dispike
The Bootcamp
EveryoneVersusEveryone.com.
6
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Posted - 2013.09.16 21:48:00 -
[211] - Quote
would recommend if you want your targets destroyed and crying. BUMP
P.S What's the name of your hair stylist ? |
Aesheera
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
96
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Posted - 2013.09.17 10:41:00 -
[212] - Quote
Well well well, the Kane is still going at it I see.
Good to see the universe hasn't changed too much in my absence.
Free bump.
Primary since '07. GÖÑ |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
822
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Posted - 2013.09.17 11:02:00 -
[213] - Quote
uhhh behave...Kane is back in tha house...
"Also, your boobs " -á
CCP Eterne, 2012
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Jake Patton
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
34
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Posted - 2013.09.17 12:46:00 -
[214] - Quote
People should pay Kane on the off chance that it might reduce the chance of ending up on his menu.
Also a bump for a great guy who I've had the honor of flying with a couple of times. |
signmanof troy
Mining for Mommy
0
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Posted - 2013.09.17 13:15:00 -
[215] - Quote
Have flown with Kane in the days of the boot camp, def worth the hire... BUMP |
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
469
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Posted - 2013.09.17 15:14:00 -
[216] - Quote
Guess who just got back today?
That wild-eyed Kane who's been away
Hasn't changed, Don't need much to say
But man I still think that Kane is crazy
Folks were askin' if he was around
How he was where he could be found
Told 'em he was somewhere around
Driving all the Carebears crazy
Friday night they'll be fit to kill
Dressed to gank, Fire at will
The ships will blow and tears will spill
And if the Kane wants 'ta fight, you'd better let him
(With apologies to Thin Lizzy) |
Ristlin Wakefield
Pentag Blade
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
359
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Posted - 2013.09.17 20:33:00 -
[217] - Quote
The original Apocalypse went to Cannibal Kane for training. I'm sure you've all seen the results.
I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license. |
Eva Alleile
Earl Grey Teabaggers
Forsaken Asylum
0
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Posted - 2013.09.18 01:53:00 -
[218] - Quote
Possibly one of the most Dangerous guys in high sec.... When you have this guy on you don't even think about taking him on one on one or you will end up wondering what just happened.
I fully endorse this guy hes a one man wrecking machine. |
atpc
Loose Cannons
Nocturnal Legion
5
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Posted - 2013.09.19 21:58:00 -
[219] - Quote
Page 2 is simply not acceptable. |
culo duro
The Bootcamp
EveryoneVersusEveryone.com.
294
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Posted - 2013.09.20 10:16:00 -
[220] - Quote
atpc wrote:Page 2 is simply not acceptable.
I heard that if kanes thread hits page 2, he will kill atleast a dozen. |
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Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
2414
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Posted - 2013.09.21 16:11:00 -
[221] - Quote
And a BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Michael Ruckert
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2013.09.22 17:23:00 -
[222] - Quote
Saw the Cannibal in a high sec system last night as I jumped in. Many paparazzi were following him, cameras activated. My first Eve celebrity sighting. |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
551
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Posted - 2013.09.22 18:06:00 -
[223] - Quote
Don't ask for his autograph....because his autograph are holes in your ship hull
You either love us or we hate you. |
Paul Tsukaya
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
3
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Posted - 2013.09.22 18:51:00 -
[224] - Quote
People are asking too much expecting well fitted ships with damage controls and stuff to be on your killboard. Are they thinking you use a ship scanner before engaging?
It's difficult to find DC2s in highsec if you're actively looking for them. They're usually found on ships that got lost on their way to nullsec. |
culo duro
The Bootcamp
EveryoneVersusEveryone.com.
300
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Posted - 2013.09.23 20:31:00 -
[225] - Quote
Paul Tsukaya wrote:People are asking too much expecting well fitted ships with damage controls and stuff to be on your killboard. Are they thinking you use a ship scanner before engaging? It's difficult to find DC2s in highsec if you're actively looking for them. They're usually found on ships that got lost on their way to nullsec.
Yeah praise them doctrine fits. :P |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
2422
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Posted - 2013.09.25 05:29:00 -
[226] - Quote
BUMP...
Got asked to assist against two corps. After listening to them I don't even think I am going to ask for payment.
So Brazen.. lets see if they are that Brazen in space as well.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
Luna Wolf Industries
18
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Posted - 2013.09.26 13:10:00 -
[227] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:Sith1s Spectre wrote:TrueBlue Keikira wrote:simply a gutless wonder. attacking ppl who have absolutely no chance to defend themselves. sure he delivers... attacking ppl who are so far down the food chain only feeds his ego. and i am of the opinion that he should let corps that he declares war on, who are the gutless faceless assholes who paid him to do their dirty work Sounds to me like another satisfied customer. P.S Kane, you have to tell me how your secret for keeping your hair so glossy Mixing a Targets Pod juice and your fav conditioner does the trick. On a side Note... I made 2 bill with about 10 minutes worth of work. 2 corps approached me to go after each other. I decided early on who I am going to support since they are have been good and been using me a couple of times now. The other corp has been on my list for a while now to go after. It is just extra gravy that I can make isk off them and get paid to go after them at the same time. I notified my Contact to notify the said corp that I am actually his alt. My goal is to demoralize them and break their alliance apart. This will be a good day once I receive mails or convo's the minute I declare war.
Not to get all ethical on you this late in the game sir.. I understand this is Eve after all... but how do you not tarnish your reputation with that conflict of interest? Or did I read that wrong? |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
2423
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Posted - 2013.09.26 13:49:00 -
[228] - Quote
Ah... you should take into consideration that I don't really care.
If I did... i would not have scammed the merc channel as well. Alot of people I dont scam.. just those that I find tedious to deal with.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
Luna Wolf Industries
18
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Posted - 2013.09.26 13:51:00 -
[229] - Quote
Cannibal Kane wrote:Ah... you should take into consideration that I don't really care.
If I did... i would not have scammed the merc channel as well. Alot of people I dont scam.. just those that I find tedious to deal with.
Roger that! Yeah, so I reread your post and I was off in my prior assessment. Although it is nice to know the Cannibal Kane does what Cannibal Kane wants. +1 |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
2433
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Posted - 2013.09.27 08:42:00 -
[230] - Quote
And a BUMP for Me.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
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Austneal
Rebirth.
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
46
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Posted - 2013.09.29 03:17:00 -
[231] - Quote
Bumping because Kane is a badass |
night watchmen
The Black Panther's
38
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Posted - 2013.09.29 20:14:00 -
[232] - Quote
A bump for kane because he isn't even 1% as bad ass as he thinks. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
2447
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Posted - 2013.09.30 04:25:00 -
[233] - Quote
night watchmen wrote:A bump for kane because he isn't even 1% as bad ass as he thinks.
Coming from the king of overestimating himself.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
2448
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Posted - 2013.09.30 13:37:00 -
[234] - Quote
Been a slow month September focusing on RL.
Hopefully in October I can pickup the pace again back to my old self killing plenty of ships on my own and doing billions of isk damage.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
554
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Posted - 2013.09.30 15:50:00 -
[235] - Quote
MK suits you well mr Kane...... not sure if the hair fits, but then again, that's just details...
You either love us or we hate you. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
2449
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Posted - 2013.09.30 16:46:00 -
[236] - Quote
Tora Bushido wrote:MK suits you well mr Kane...... not sure if the hair fits, but then again, that's just details...
Because this image just bloody rocks...
http://s2.postimg.org/mz28bpkcp/image.jpg
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
557
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Posted - 2013.09.30 17:06:00 -
[237] - Quote
Yeh, the ANC guys......
You either love us or we hate you. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto We Sizwe
2470
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Posted - 2013.10.03 05:36:00 -
[238] - Quote
BUMP...
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
PreZiDenT1
Nocturnal Twins
10
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Posted - 2013.10.04 15:51:00 -
[239] - Quote
I've yet to see anyone bring more isk into the locate-channel than this guy. Guess that qualifies for an endorsement.  |
Delvin Lee
WarriorPoets
0
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Posted - 2013.12.27 01:00:00 -
[240] - Quote
Raped me and my corp members proceeded to take a break during the break another corp wardecced us Kane is now in the process of raping them so he can **** us again.
Hes good at what he does is basically what im saying. |
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Caalin Rex
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.12.31 06:44:00 -
[241] - Quote
if i hire you for a month, will you tell me the secret of your hair? |
Don Purple
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
186
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Posted - 2013.12.31 07:50:00 -
[242] - Quote
I may have once been told the secret, but to shame I had to biomass because of the intensity. |
Jove Death
The Jovian Navy
428
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Posted - 2013.12.31 10:20:00 -
[243] - Quote
His hands are like a cold ice cube running down your back.
Bump
Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail
Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.
CCP Huggin you may have killed my main. Time to unlease the *****! |
Satori Okanata
Black Sun Lonetrek Mining Corporation
0
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Posted - 2014.01.04 08:38:00 -
[244] - Quote
Got wardecced by the guy, fought him. Died miserably. But it was real fun!!! |
Arkham Rhavan
New Phoenix Order
0
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Posted - 2014.01.23 22:45:00 -
[245] - Quote
I don't see why you guys are praising this asshat. Targeting newbies left and right. This is the **** that keeps this community from actually going anywhere other than people playing for a decade. |
Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
301
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Posted - 2014.01.23 22:50:00 -
[246] - Quote
Arkham Rhavan wrote:I don't see why you guys are praising this asshat. Targeting newbies left and right. This is the **** that keeps this community from actually going anywhere other than people playing for a decade.
Honestly, its tears like this.
Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |
Paranoid Loyd
342
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Posted - 2014.01.24 07:17:00 -
[247] - Quote
Arkham Rhavan wrote:I don't see why you guys are praising this asshat. Targeting newbies left and right. This is the **** that keeps this community from actually going anywhere other than people playing for a decade.
Say goodbye to your corp junior.
"PvE in EVE is a trap to turn you into PvP content, don't confuse it for actual gameplay." Lipbite |
Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
Cannibal Empire
3232
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Posted - 2014.01.24 08:32:00 -
[248] - Quote
Paranoid Loyd wrote:Arkham Rhavan wrote:I don't see why you guys are praising this asshat. Targeting newbies left and right. This is the **** that keeps this community from actually going anywhere other than people playing for a decade. Say goodbye to your corp junior.
They are already dying....
Well.. hiding more then dying so I only managed to get a AFK Manticor Pilot.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. It was truly majestic. And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off. Because I am like that." - NEONOVUS |
Ravan Hekki
Blue-Fire
52
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Posted - 2014.01.25 00:47:00 -
[249] - Quote
I have never hired this man, seen his work or even spoken to him, but damnit i know a bandwagon when i see one and I'm jumping on it.
Endorsed |
Domineren
failing war report
Darwins Lemmings
1295
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Posted - 2014.01.27 04:55:00 -
[250] - Quote
Arkham Rhavan wrote:I don't see why you guys are praising this asshat. Targeting newbies left and right. This is the **** that keeps this community from actually going anywhere other than people playing for a decade.
Lmao
That is all.
Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
I LOVE DODIXIE <3
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
530
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Posted - 2014.01.27 11:52:00 -
[251] - Quote
Ravan Hekki wrote:I have never hired this man, seen his work or even spoken to him, but damnit i know a bandwagon when i see one and I'm jumping on it.
Endorsed
Your jib sir, I like the cut of it.
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
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General Lemming
Darwins Lemmings Holding
Darwins Lemmings
64
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Posted - 2014.01.27 11:54:00 -
[252] - Quote
A one man army, who can single handed destroy the entire Goonswarm Fed. if he wishes. |
Ristlin Wakefield
Pentag Blade
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
400
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Posted - 2014.01.28 14:57:00 -
[253] - Quote
You get an additional warning when trying to disable your safety when on grid with Kane.
I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license. |
The PitBoss
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
Get Off My Lawn
213
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Posted - 2014.01.28 17:52:00 -
[254] - Quote
Bump ...
ACTIVE member in good standing as of 28 JAN 14
in the MERC CONTRACTS Chat Channel
Thank You,
The Ptiboss
CEO Emeritus - Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers [MBALM] |
Michael Ruckert
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
47
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Posted - 2014.01.29 03:46:00 -
[255] - Quote
Chuck Norris docks when Cannibal Kane is in system.
"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier |
Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
Cannibal Empire
3280
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Posted - 2014.02.18 21:23:00 -
[256] - Quote
Almost back from Holiday...
A few corp will that missed me will get to say hello again next week.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. It was truly majestic. And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off. Because I am like that." - NEONOVUS |
Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
564
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Posted - 2014.02.18 23:49:00 -
[257] - Quote
Whoohoo!
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
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Boris The-Animal
Lunar Max
1
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Posted - 2014.02.19 05:28:00 -
[258] - Quote
One of only a few role models I have in Eve. |
Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
6299
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Posted - 2014.02.20 20:36:00 -
[259] - Quote
One time bump to fix forum. |
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