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Coffee Rocks
Thrall Industrial
H-K Industries
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Posted - 2013.04.13 17:07:00 -
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I heartily endorse these goods and/or services.
I have never personally used Kane's services. I prefer to undock and laughibly attempt to peeveepee on my own like a brain damaged kid chasing the shiny red ball into rush hour traffic. Erotica 1's other personality can attest to this.
However, reading the tales of his exploits (and his victim's lolwtf fails) are why I joined this game. That... and that.... magnificent hair....
Also, bump.
Coffee Rocks > Ffffuuu... brb .... my backyard is on fire. THANKS CCP
Find me on Steam and Twitter. Bring nudes. |
Coffee Rocks
Thrall Industrial
H-K Industries
0
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Posted - 2013.04.13 17:18:00 -
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Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:
I just want people to see very clearly that you are only a limited resource...
Sorrowsong Stenier-Tian wrote:
a limited resource...
You speak of him in terms of resources as if he was a single bullet, whereas any other merc corp is a belt fed mini-gun with unlimited ammo.
He is a single bullet. A big one with an atomic warhead.
In those terms,you only need the one bullet but dear god get out of the way once you drop the hammer.
Coffee Rocks > Ffffuuu... brb .... my backyard is on fire. THANKS CCP
Find me on Steam and Twitter. Bring nudes. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1651
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Posted - 2013.04.13 17:38:00 -
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Coffee Rocks.. and yes.. yes it does.
Thank you for the awesome words. It is actually humbling when something I did is the reason people play this game.
Makes me go all soft and mushi inside.
I will be moving my Stories to here http://belligerentundesirables.com/
Monk still needs to update the page for the forum link which is http://belligerentundesirables.com/forums
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1652
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Posted - 2013.04.15 08:08:00 -
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BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Kalel Nimrott
EG CORP
Talocan United
226
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Posted - 2013.04.15 13:08:00 -
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Those abs...., that hair. |
Capt Starfox
New Order Logistics
CODE.
419
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Posted - 2013.04.16 04:03:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:
Why thank you... Last night I forcefully removed a Mining Foreman Mindlink II from a persons head.
Apparently he did not enjoy it at all.
To the point where I see Evolve lurking in RR ships to scared to help incase they go suspect. If they do help with RR... they are going to loose a few Bill again in wars.
Haha sounds great, wish I could have seen it
Psychotic Monk for CSM 8 |
StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
132
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Posted - 2013.04.19 15:10:00 -
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His hair is done by loreal.
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1697
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Posted - 2013.04.28 14:03:00 -
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BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Duke Amarro
Viziam
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.06.30 00:16:00 -
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bump |
Kurt Erquilenne
A Different Kind of Gaming Community
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Posted - 2013.07.07 20:43:00 -
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OH Yea Guys Im the best in the game, You can Hire me to kill miners but I dont fight pvp players Im scared you can also join my Academy for 250 mill its worth it because I will teach you to Kill miners. |
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Flesh Arrow
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.07.07 20:43:00 -
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Kane is your guy if you want someone to kill miners. But if you want someone to kill ANY ship with weapons do not hire Kane as he does not shoot at combat ships. |
Cannibal Kane
Temple of Kane
1998
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Posted - 2013.07.07 21:22:00 -
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This is what happens when you **** off "PRO PVPers" in eve. They post with alts in threads.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Flesh Arrow
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.07.07 21:27:00 -
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I saw you doing that to some poor marmite guys. you fail pirate. Nerd hypocrites shouldn't play internet spaceships if you can't take the heat. |
Marianne Pollard
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
60
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Posted - 2013.07.07 21:42:00 -
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Kurt Erquilenne wrote:Oh yeah guys I'm the best in the game. You can hire me to kill miners but I don't fight pvp players, I'm scared. You can also join my academy for 250 mill, it's worth it because I will teach you to kill miners.
You seem upset.
Before we start, let me just say that 14 errors in grammar, punctuation and spelling in a sentence that consists of only 44 words is terrible and you should cease posting immediately. I don't normally pull people up on this sort of thing, but if you're going to cry on a public forum you should at least have the capacity to express your deep-seated butthurt (no pun intended) accurately and effectively.
Now then...
Show me on the Retriever where the nasty man touched you, and we might (no promises) be able to help you alleviate your concerns.
Firstly we need to get you to understand exactly what a 'mercenary' is. Are you familiar with the term?
I corrected your QQ btw. Thank me post-therapy. |
Flesh Arrow
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.07.07 21:51:00 -
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Also this guy scams merc contracts.... |
Hogarth Starbanger
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
162
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Posted - 2013.07.07 23:52:00 -
[196] - Quote
I asked for plastic surgery to better imitate Kane's image. I was told this is as close as they could get to replicating his sheer beauty without getting put on his hit list. |
Jack Morrison
Sinister Spinster
0
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Posted - 2013.07.08 12:28:00 -
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A friendly bump.
A response to the all-knowing oracle Flesh Arrow:
 saw Kane fighting off 6 guys (alone) , yes they were in combat ships
a few minutes later accepting a duel (in battleships)
Sure...only miners...please send me a bank account number and an address and i will gladly send a doll to you. When you receive it i kindly ask you to use a marek to exactly highlight the area where Kane touched you. If it was on more areas, then please mark all of them. |
Jove Death
Jovian Vengeance
16
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Posted - 2013.07.08 12:31:00 -
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Freindly bump
Gave me some good advise on war mechanics  |
Cannibal Kane
Temple of Kane
2001
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Posted - 2013.07.08 12:32:00 -
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Jack Morrison wrote:A friendly bump. A response to the all-knowing oracle Flesh Arrow: saw Kane fighting off 6 guys (alone) , yes they were in combat ships a few minutes later accepting a duel (in battleships) Sure...only miners...please send me a bank account number and an address and i will gladly send a doll to you. When you receive it i kindly ask you to use a marek to exactly highlight the area where Kane touched you. If it was on more areas, then please mark all of them.
Thanks Jack,
Dont know why people keep bumping this thread since I don't really do Merc work anymore. On a side note that fight you saw escalated into 13 ships mixed from frigates/cruisers/BC/ and battleships. in all they lost just over 2 bil yesterday.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Hogarth Starbanger
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
164
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Posted - 2013.07.10 03:24:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:
Dont know why people keep bumping this thread since I don't really do Merc work anymore.
It's the hair.
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Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
258
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Posted - 2013.07.10 09:30:00 -
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Hogarth Starbanger wrote:It's the hair.
QFT
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Jonah Gravenstein
Balius and Xanthus Traditional Gunsmiths
9979
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Posted - 2013.07.10 09:34:00 -
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Hogarth Starbanger wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:
Dont know why people keep bumping this thread since I don't really do Merc work anymore.
It's the hair.
And the manly chest.
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad." |
Zemo Walden
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2013.07.31 17:12:00 -
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Look at his kill log, find me a PvP fitted ship... like loads have said Kane can only kill mining ships or PvE missioners without PvP fittings. He won't engage anyone that has a proper PvP fit. |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
2149
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Posted - 2013.07.31 17:54:00 -
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Took me less than 10 seconds.
This was a fleet that came after me
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=18607747
Not my fault targets attack me with mining and pve ships. It is great that your losses has caused so much crying on forums about me.
Keep it going.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
223
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Posted - 2013.07.31 18:12:00 -
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API-verrified, no less.
And that Drake Navy Issue..!  That's gotta sting. |
Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
3414
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Posted - 2013.08.01 15:32:00 -
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The Kane! |
Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
2376
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Posted - 2013.09.15 11:21:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother" I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed. What I do: I am the Terrorist, The Shark, the Apex Predator in the vast Oceans of Your Space.
I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist
War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)
*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.
*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References
Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.
-Arbiter Stukov
He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.
"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"
-cpt Varox Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.
He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!
-Stellar Artois
That's right Girlfriends... I am doing paid work again.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
336
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Posted - 2013.09.15 11:24:00 -
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*swoons* |
Jack Morrison
Sinister Spinster
Triple Penetration Empire
52
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Posted - 2013.09.15 16:10:00 -
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Guess whos back, back again
Kane back, tell your mom.
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back......
(i am not trying to inpersonate anybody with the current post) |
Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
2381
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Posted - 2013.09.16 11:11:00 -
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BUMP
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
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