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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.09 00:12:00 -
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Hello Space Friends;
My name is sky captain Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com, and I am here to inform you of an outstanding opportunity awaiting each and every one of you. Following the unprecedented success of Operation : Goonswarm Shrugged, it has been decided that we shall expand these operations. Whereas previously ice interdiction efforts had been limited to Gallente space and the bounty payouts were exclusive to Goonswarm Federation and her allies, it has been decided that both of these limitations shall be rescinded. In plain English, this means that youGÇöyes, you, dear pubbieGÇömay now participate in high-security ganking subsidized by bounty payouts; moreover, these operations shall expand to include Caldari high security space as well as Gallente high security space.
So how does this work? It's very simple. Any ship on the below list is eligible for a bounty payout, so long as it is destroyed in Caldari or Gallente high security space. Let me say that again: in order for a kill to be eligible for bounty payouts, the kill must occur in either Caldari high security space or Gallente high security space. Another provision is that the killmail must be API-verified in order for the pilot to receive payment.
ELIGIBLE SHIPS & BOUNTY PAYOUTS 500 million ISK : Anshar, Ark, Nomad, Rhea 250 million ISK : Orca; Charon, Fenrir, Obelisk, Providence 25 million ISK : Hulk 10 million ISK : Mackinaw; Capsule* 5 million ISK : Covetor, Procurer, Retriever, Skiff; Bustard, Crane, Impel, Mastodon, Occator, Prorator, Prowler, Viator *Note: In order to receive 10 million ISK for a capsule kill, the specific capsule must belong to the pilot of one of the ships for which you are submitting a killmail that meets the eligibility requirements; i.e., if you kill a Hulk and get his pod, that's 35 million ISK for you, but if you kill a Hulk and some random guy's pod that's just 25 million ISK. In order to verify your API for eligibility with this program, please click this link and send the API details to one of the individuals on the contact list. Be sure to send EVEmails for bounty payout requests from the character that's on the killmail, or else you WILL NOT RECEIVE ANYTHING.
To submit your request for a bounty payout, send one (1) killmail per evemail with the subject "GOONSWARM SHRUGGED" to one (1) of the individuals on the contact list at the bottom of this post. Any double-posts or mails sent to multiple individuals on the contact list WILL NOT RECEIVE ANYTHING, and you may find yourself blacklisted from the program. Proper format for bounty payout requests (via EVEmail) is illustrated with this example:
Quote:GOONSWARM SHRUGGED From: Lyris Nairn Sent : 2011.10.03 18:48 To: thecrate
2011.10.01 17:09:00
Victim: Argozalla Corp: Azure Horizon Alliance: Unknown Faction: Unknown Destroyed: Retriever System: Deninard Security: 0.7 Damage Taken: 1265
Involved parties:
Name: Lyris Nairn (laid the final blow) Security: -0.7 Corp: GoonWaffe Alliance: Goonswarm Federation Faction: NONE Ship: Typhoon Weapon: Large 'Notos' Explosive Charge I Damage Done: 1265
Destroyed items:
Hobgoblin I (Drone Bay) Expanded Cargohold II, Qty: 2 Warrior I (Drone Bay) Ice Harvester II
Dropped items:
Ice Harvester II If you have any questions about this program, please do not hesitate to contact one of the individuals on the contact list.
CONTACTS : andski, aryndel vyst, spookydonut, thecrate, venus vermillion |
Buruk Utama
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.09 00:29:00 -
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They will then happily contract your payment to you and you'll notice your wallet short several million iskies.
This is a funny post and the tears from griefer wantabes will be fun to watch as they lose their ship, standings and are surprised there is no payout. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2011.10.09 00:43:00 -
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I vouch for the Goons' honorable ways and their flawless track record of never ripping anyone off. |
Lykouleon
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
138
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Posted - 2011.10.09 01:13:00 -
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Deth2alliceminers Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD |
Elise DarkStar
DarkCorp Capital Group DarkCorp Imperium
21
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Posted - 2011.10.09 01:26:00 -
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Who? |
Danks
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
8
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Posted - 2011.10.09 01:28:00 -
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Tech II haulers should be more than 5 mil |
Kehro Urgus
Aliastra Gallente Federation
10
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Posted - 2011.10.09 01:29:00 -
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They'll only pay to GSF people, dont bother with it if expecting to recieve anything. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1133
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Posted - 2011.10.09 01:34:00 -
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Elise DarkStar wrote:Who? What? |
Elise DarkStar
DarkCorp Capital Group DarkCorp Imperium
21
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Posted - 2011.10.09 01:41:00 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:Elise DarkStar wrote:Who? What?
Hehn? |
Taedrin
Kushan Industrial
85
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Posted - 2011.10.09 01:55:00 -
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Will be interesting to see if there is any actually foolish enough to trust the goons to pay up. And if the goons AREN'T actually just scamming this time, I may have to make some changes to my Jita runs for the foreseeable future |
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Clarina Kusoni
LightningStrikesTwice Elemental Tide
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Posted - 2011.10.09 01:58:00 -
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Elise DarkStar wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:Elise DarkStar wrote:Who? What? Hehn?
Wer? |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1134
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Posted - 2011.10.09 01:58:00 -
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Y |
Nephilius
Pillage and Plunder Salvage Co.
2
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Posted - 2011.10.09 03:26:00 -
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Fun, do their bidding and get jack all for it. Don't drink the kool-aid, kids. They'll just cackle madly at you. Make CQ and WiS an option, not a must.-á I don't play EvE for the toon spinning. |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
354
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Posted - 2011.10.09 06:42:00 -
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Taedrin wrote:Will be interesting to see if there is any actually foolish enough to trust the goons to pay up. And if the goons AREN'T actually just scamming this time, I may have to make some changes to my Jita runs for the foreseeable future I completely understand people thinking this is a scam but look at it from our point of view. Goons killing carebear miners is fun but getting the pubbies to turn on each other is Nirvana. Eventually a few people will be brave enough to try this and will get paid and hopefully spread the word
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1142
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Posted - 2011.10.09 06:59:00 -
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Danks wrote:Tech II haulers should be more than 5 mil I don't make the rules, buddy. I just post them. But as an insight to what's going on here, the goal is that the bounty payment will (mostly) cover the cost of the ship(s) required to kill a given target. Are you a bad enough dude to pop a Tech II hauler with a couple of cruisers? |
Cidwm
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2011.10.09 10:22:00 -
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so you want us to to try and trust the largest set of scammers and low lives in EVE to pay us for any kills we conduct against industrials, and do your dirty work? o.O yeah... that makes sense... |
Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
101
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Posted - 2011.10.09 11:00:00 -
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And killmails from what date(from the time you posted this post) count ? |
Feligast
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
122
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Posted - 2011.10.09 11:14:00 -
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Cidwm wrote:so you want us to to try and trust the largest set of scammers and low lives in EVE to pay us for any kills we conduct against industrials, and do your dirty work? o.O yeah... that makes sense...
When did Istvaan post in here? |
Xylorn Hasher
Mean Corp Mean Coalition
6
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Posted - 2011.10.09 11:26:00 -
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Nice nice, but why not in Minmatar space?
Also your bounties are set below ship+fit costs in case of: Orca ( 200k EHP on it at least ), Hulk ( T2 fitted Brutix is needed ). But Retriever have huge bounty on it in other hand ( i only need T1 fitted Thrasher to kill one which cost is below 1m ISK ).
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Dirty Wizard
The Geedunk Expedition
2
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Posted - 2011.10.09 11:41:00 -
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Yeah no.
We all saw your memo about trying to control the ice market. Not going to help you do that. |
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Feligast
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
122
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Posted - 2011.10.09 11:51:00 -
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Xylorn Hasher wrote:Nice nice, but why not in Minmatar space?
Also your bounties are set below ship+fit costs in case of: Orca ( 200k EHP on it at least ), Hulk ( T2 fitted Brutix is needed ). But Retriever have huge bounty on it in other hand ( i only need T1 fitted Thrasher to kill one which cost is below 1m ISK ).
I've just spotted that you require API for whatever reason you need it.
Is API verified killboard on Battleclinic enough for you? I'm not crazy enough to give my API to the Goons for God's sake.
With the new API system, you can create one with only the killlog included, so noone can see anything but that. Try it.
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Feligast
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
122
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Posted - 2011.10.09 11:51:00 -
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Dirty Wizard wrote:Yeah no.
We all saw your memo about trying to control the ice market. Not going to help you do that.
Confirming you hate ISK.
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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1154
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Posted - 2011.10.09 16:22:00 -
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I appreciate all the bumps.
As to acceptable dates, any killmail generated on or after 2011.10.08 will be accepted. As to our motivations behind this program or our trustworthiness, uh, well, I don't see a question to answer. |
Koronakesh
Seekers of a Silent Paradise
6
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Posted - 2011.10.09 16:34:00 -
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Even if they don't actually pay you a bounty you're doing the game a service, so can't see any downside here. Also giving likes to my favorite goon poster GÖÑLyrisGÖÑ |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1155
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Posted - 2011.10.09 16:36:00 -
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Hi Koronakesh, shine your +reps on me forever baby. GÖÑ |
Koronakesh
Seekers of a Silent Paradise
6
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Posted - 2011.10.09 17:23:00 -
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I can't actually fly gallente though, and while I can do alpha tempest fine, this seems overkill for most of the jobs. Drawing on your professional experience (vicariously obtained or otherwise), could you advise me on the viability of a harbinger in comparison to a brutix for bc-level suicidal justice dispensation? |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1156
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Posted - 2011.10.09 18:06:00 -
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Comparable damage, but more expensive. |
Venus Vermillion
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
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Posted - 2011.10.09 18:58:00 -
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Confirming that I am your official Brapelille Goon Representative!
Ask around in the system, you'll find that I do indeed pay out to those non-goons who make ice miners one with the terrible cold of space. Thus far I've paid out for Khalia Netsune, Amro One, and Thomas Abernathy. Feel free to ask them about the money they received.
The system is easy: If I'm online, I'm cloaked somewhere near by the ice field and will see the kill and the isk will be transfered immediately. If I'm not online, send me a confirmed killmail posting and I'll send the money as soon as I log on. |
Jooce McNasty
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2011.10.09 19:14:00 -
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I will be spending my time doing this next week on my main, even if they pay or not. It's high time I get to -10. |
Atrum Veneficus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
29
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Posted - 2011.10.09 20:17:00 -
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After ganking a bot in Deninard, the pod hung around trying to mine.
I offered 20mil isk to whoever would gank that pod.
To my surprise, a new pilot in a velator tried (and failed) to take the pod. I paid him 10mil for trying.
After about 20 minutes and nobody else trying, the newbie came back in an actual frigate, finished the job, and I paid him another 20mil.
I'm not sure who was more surprised - me that someone actually did it - or him that I actually paid him.
Edit: I should also say that this program is surprisingly legit. Lyris is spending some of that 80 billion isk earned through the titan scam you can read about in this forum on paying non-GSF pilots to shoot miners. I'm in charge of bounty payouts for the alliance program and Lyris's program is separate and funded through the titan scam.
Have fun! |
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