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FDIC Agent
Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation
39
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Posted - 2013.02.21 21:55:00 -
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For those of you who don't know, squirrel fishing is using a cyno and a sling bubble to trap pilots who go to investigate the situation. What is becoming alarmingly out of control is using this next to a deathstar pos with hundreds of abandoned drones at the edge of the sling bubble. So if being dragged through the pos shield wasnt enough, the drones will decloak you. Effectively creating a trap that can not be countered. What makes things even worse is they use this very pos as a midpoint for their jump freighters.
So, in order to stop their effort free logistics we warp cyno dictors to the cynos to catch the jump freighters only to find out it is nothing but that stupid bait cyno. Another issue is they runs the bait cyno for hours and hours, day after day. So much that eventually no one bothers to check it out anymore. So their jump freighters are even more safe because everyone assumes the cyno for the jump freighter is bait.
Something needs to be done. |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
2331
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:00:00 -
[2] - Quote
Im trying to make a serious troll response...but im laughing too hard at you for falling for one of the oldest traps in the book. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade The East India Co.
1030
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:03:00 -
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FDIC Agent wrote:For those of you who don't know, squirrel fishing is using a cyno and a sling bubble to trap pilots who go to investigate the situation. What is becoming alarmingly out of control is using this next to a deathstar pos with hundreds of abandoned drones at the edge of the sling bubble. So if being dragged through the pos shield wasnt enough, the drones will decloak you. Effectively creating a trap that can not be countered. What makes things even worse is they use this very pos as a midpoint for their jump freighters.
So, in order to stop their effort free logistics we warp cyno dictors to the cynos to catch the jump freighters only to find out it is nothing but that stupid bait cyno. Another issue is they runs the bait cyno for hours and hours, day after day. So much that eventually no one bothers to check it out anymore. So their jump freighters are even more safe because everyone assumes the cyno for the jump freighter is bait.
Something needs to be done.
So they have come up with an effective way to protect their logistics ships, by convincing you to avoid their cynos. I agree something needs to be done. They need a freakin' medal. The Margin Trading Scam: If you fell for it, it's your own damned fault. Malcanis for CSM 8
Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain. |

Whitehound
913
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:05:00 -
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FDIC Agent wrote:Something needs to be done. Yeah, you need to shut up and learn to play the game. Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling. |

Marlona Sky
D00M. Northern Coalition.
3130
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:07:00 -
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Squirrel!
Remove local, structure mails and revamp the directional scanner! |

Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
7760
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:12:00 -
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FDIC Agent wrote:For those of you who don't know, squirrel fishing is using a cyno and a sling bubble to trap pilots who go to investigate the situation. What is becoming alarmingly out of control is using this next to a deathstar pos with hundreds of abandoned drones at the edge of the sling bubble. So if being dragged through the pos shield wasnt enough, the drones will decloak you. Effectively creating a trap that can not be countered. What makes things even worse is they use this very pos as a midpoint for their jump freighters.
So, in order to stop their effort free logistics we warp cyno dictors to the cynos to catch the jump freighters only to find out it is nothing but that stupid bait cyno. Another issue is they runs the bait cyno for hours and hours, day after day. So much that eventually no one bothers to check it out anymore. So their jump freighters are even more safe because everyone assumes the cyno for the jump freighter is bait.
Something needs to be done.
Alas, there's no code fix for dumb Vote for Malcanis for CSM8 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=192717&find=unread |

Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
249
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:13:00 -
[7] - Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OxYYPziLdR4#t=31s If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |

Stegas Tyrano
GLU CANU Open Space Consultancy
226
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:15:00 -
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Is this not a good example of emergent gameplay? [PROPOSAL] INGAME ADVERTS FOR PLAYERS |

Abrazzar
878
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:15:00 -
[9] - Quote
Call Roche. Mining Overhaul Nothing changed since 2008. |

Toku Jiang
Jiang Laboratories and Discovery
164
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:22:00 -
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Hmmm this sounds like a fun idea really. I can see hundreds of POS's going up right now just for lulz. |

Marlona Sky
D00M. Northern Coalition.
3132
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:22:00 -
[11] - Quote
Word of advice for OP. Your biggest problem is using flimsy destroyers to investigate. I suggest using a carrier to scout the cyno out.
Remove local, structure mails and revamp the directional scanner! |

Azami Nevinyrall
Carbon Circle Tactical Narcotics Team
694
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:24:00 -
[12] - Quote
Must be good....Can't troll....Must be good....Can't troll.... Apperently I'm on twitter now... @AzamiNevinyrall |

Felicity Love
STARKRAFT
287
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:30:00 -
[13] - Quote
Priceless. 
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |

RubyPorto
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
2789
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:37:00 -
[14] - Quote
ITT: Fish complains that Hooks hurt and Bait is false advertising. This is EVE - Everybody Versus Everybody.
"the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built and we want to keep that (infact, this is much more representative of the consensus opinion within CCP)." -CCP Solomon |

Dyvim Slorm
Spaceriders Inc.
97
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:41:00 -
[15] - Quote
I nearly spilt my beer laughing. OP should be more careful where he sticks his nose (or ship)  |

Varesk
Origin. Black Legion.
297
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:43:00 -
[16] - Quote
they really should put a directional scanner in the game so you can warp to a planet by the cyno and scan. |

Aker Krane
OMEGADYNE LABS Rising Darkness
8
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:44:00 -
[17] - Quote
I have not heard of this tactic before now.
There is soooo much awesome to it -- there are no words!
Spectacular! |

AFK Hauler
State War Academy
789
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:46:00 -
[18] - Quote
This is going places....
fast |

Mortimer Civeri
Aliastra Gallente Federation
396
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:51:00 -
[19] - Quote
Oooh! That is going in my goodie bag. Thanks for the tip OP! Will do this later. "I don't know which is worse, ...that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low." Calvin
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Reicine Ceer
Rodents of Unusual Size The Rat Race
171
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:55:00 -
[20] - Quote
I tend not to go to null much (too much stuff i cba with) but surely its just like hisec and lowsec, in that you can select "Warp to within X km"?
Wouldn't warping to 100km mean you're outside the bubble's pull range? |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
2339
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Posted - 2013.02.21 22:56:00 -
[21] - Quote
Reicine Ceer wrote:I tend not to go to null much (too much stuff i cba with) but surely its just like hisec and lowsec, in that you can select "Warp to within X km"?
Wouldn't warping to 100km mean you're outside the bubble's pull range?
You dont go to null much you say..... Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
1055
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Posted - 2013.02.21 23:00:00 -
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What a Squirrel Trap might look like:
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |

Kate stark
249
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Posted - 2013.02.21 23:00:00 -
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looks like he has enough nuts to see him through the winter. Obvious Goon alt that's never mined a day in his life(!) |

Sodium Canine
Sovereign Front Sovereign Fleet
2
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Posted - 2013.02.21 23:07:00 -
[24] - Quote
Anything called "Squirrel Fishing" cannot possibly be a bad thing! |

CompleteFailure
Polaris Rising Gentlemen's Agreement
4
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Posted - 2013.02.21 23:08:00 -
[25] - Quote
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Derath Ellecon
Washburne Holdings Situation: Normal
1167
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Posted - 2013.02.21 23:10:00 -
[26] - Quote
Sounds like the perfect counter to afk cloaking. |

Xpaulusx
Naari LLC
198
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Posted - 2013.02.21 23:11:00 -
[27] - Quote
This thread actually made me laugh Also, dare i say "working as intended"  ...................................................... |

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
1055
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Posted - 2013.02.21 23:15:00 -
[28] - Quote
Kate stark wrote:looks like he has enough nuts to see him through the winter.
Naw, those are just Cargo Expander IIs.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |

Liang Nuren
Heretic Army Atrocitas
3150
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Posted - 2013.02.21 23:16:00 -
[29] - Quote
You should warp a smartbombing BS in to take care of all of those drones..... ! :)
-Liang Normally on 5:00 -> 9-10:00 Eve (Aus TZ?) Blog: http://liangnuren.wordpress.com PVP Videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/LiangNuren/videos Twitter: http://twitter.com/LiangNuren
|

Google Voices
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
54
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Posted - 2013.02.21 23:27:00 -
[30] - Quote
FDIC Agent wrote:For those of you who don't know, squirrel fishing is using a cyno and a sling bubble to trap pilots who go to investigate the situation. What is becoming alarmingly out of control is using this next to a deathstar pos with hundreds of abandoned drones at the edge of the sling bubble. So if being dragged through the pos shield wasnt enough, the drones will decloak you. Effectively creating a trap that can not be countered. What makes things even worse is they use this very pos as a midpoint for their jump freighters.
So, in order to stop their effort free logistics we warp cyno dictors to the cynos to catch the jump freighters only to find out it is nothing but that stupid bait cyno. Another issue is they runs the bait cyno for hours and hours, day after day. So much that eventually no one bothers to check it out anymore. So their jump freighters are even more safe because everyone assumes the cyno for the jump freighter is bait.
Something needs to be done.
Squirrel fishing? Were any nuts harmed in this incident? "Fozzie could not comment on when this issue would be resolved and stated that GÇ£one day Veritas will come up to me and say GÇÿhey I fixed off-grid boostingGÇÖGÇ¥, but he had no idea on a potential timeframe for this sort of miracle." |

Mortimer Civeri
Aliastra Gallente Federation
396
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Posted - 2013.02.21 23:31:00 -
[31] - Quote
Google Voices wrote:Squirrel fishing? Were any nuts harmed in this incident? Only a few were cracked, and they all seem to be the OPs. "I don't know which is worse, ...that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low." Calvin
|

FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
2850
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Posted - 2013.02.21 23:31:00 -
[32] - Quote
The real problem here is the OP lacks creativity and wants CCP to simplify the game so that he doesn't suffer for that deficiency. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |

SoOza N'GasZ
Geese Jugglers
43
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Posted - 2013.02.22 00:12:00 -
[33] - Quote
RubyPorto wrote:ITT: Fish complains that Hooks hurt and Bait is false advertising. AHAHAA.....
|

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
8076
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Posted - 2013.02.22 00:17:00 -
[34] - Quote
Haha, squirrels are not fish  "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |

Obvious Cyno
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
34
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Posted - 2013.02.22 00:24:00 -
[35] - Quote
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Im trying to make a serious troll response...but im laughing too hard at you for falling for one of the oldest traps in the book.
This pretty much sums it up. |

stoicfaux
2409
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Posted - 2013.02.22 00:29:00 -
[36] - Quote
Welcome to Eve, where even the PvP is subject to PvP.
|

Krazynikomo
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
41
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Posted - 2013.02.22 00:35:00 -
[37] - Quote
While at it, they can make the entire game 1.0 security, so the OP can warp to cynos without fear of bubbles.
Sigh. |

Ryuu Shi
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2013.02.22 00:36:00 -
[38] - Quote
FDIC Agent wrote:For those of you who don't know, squirrel fishing is using a cyno and a sling bubble to trap pilots who go to investigate the situation. What is becoming alarmingly out of control is using this next to a deathstar pos with hundreds of abandoned drones at the edge of the sling bubble. So if being dragged through the pos shield wasnt enough, the drones will decloak you. Effectively creating a trap that can not be countered. What makes things even worse is they use this very pos as a midpoint for their jump freighters.
So, in order to stop their effort free logistics we warp cyno dictors to the cynos to catch the jump freighters only to find out it is nothing but that stupid bait cyno. Another issue is they runs the bait cyno for hours and hours, day after day. So much that eventually no one bothers to check it out anymore. So their jump freighters are even more safe because everyone assumes the cyno for the jump freighter is bait.
Something needs to be done.
Your tears are delicious and it overfloweth to fuel my POS. Use a scout you pvp wannabes... or go back to ganking hulks in highsec.... Vote for Malcanis for CSM8 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=192717&find=unread |

Revman Zim
Aura of Darkness Nulli Secunda
91
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Posted - 2013.02.22 01:06:00 -
[39] - Quote
Yeah... this is AWESOME!
Tactics like this is what makes EVE... well,... EVE!
Looking at a problem and using the game mechanics provided to come up with a solution.
As stated previously, instead of WHINING on the forums go find a solution!
|

Jeremy Soikutsu
AWE Corporation Intrepid Crossing
58
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Posted - 2013.02.22 01:08:00 -
[40] - Quote
So why is this called squirrel fishing? |

Lord Fudo
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2013.02.22 01:12:00 -
[41] - Quote
FDIC Agent wrote:For those of you who don't know, squirrel fishing is using a cyno and a sling bubble to trap pilots who go to investigate the situation. What is becoming alarmingly out of control is using this next to a deathstar pos with hundreds of abandoned drones at the edge of the sling bubble. So if being dragged through the pos shield wasnt enough, the drones will decloak you. Effectively creating a trap that can not be countered. What makes things even worse is they use this very pos as a midpoint for their jump freighters.
So, in order to stop their effort free logistics we warp cyno dictors to the cynos to catch the jump freighters only to find out it is nothing but that stupid bait cyno. Another issue is they runs the bait cyno for hours and hours, day after day. So much that eventually no one bothers to check it out anymore. So their jump freighters are even more safe because everyone assumes the cyno for the jump freighter is bait.
Something needs to be done.
Lol thats awesome!! Guess you get what you deserve for not dscanning for a pos in the cyno's direction or using combat probes to see if its safe to warp there. Another reason to get rid of local. Make players use their dscan. Learn to use it. Lol |

Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic
190
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Posted - 2013.02.22 01:38:00 -
[42] - Quote
I raise you one squirrel! |

Google Voices
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
54
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Posted - 2013.02.22 01:55:00 -
[43] - Quote
Jeremy Soikutsu wrote:So why is this called squirrel fishing?
You have to be a little nuts to try it, and then when you die, they say..."Thanks for all the fish..."
"Fozzie could not comment on when this issue would be resolved and stated that GÇ£one day Veritas will come up to me and say GÇÿhey I fixed off-grid boostingGÇÖGÇ¥, but he had no idea on a potential timeframe for this sort of miracle." |

Marlona Sky
D00M. Northern Coalition.
3138
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Posted - 2013.02.22 01:57:00 -
[44] - Quote

Remove local, structure mails and revamp the directional scanner! |

Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic
191
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Posted - 2013.02.22 02:15:00 -
[45] - Quote
This is squirrel fishing! |

Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
14174
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Posted - 2013.02.22 02:43:00 -
[46] - Quote
Best post I've seen for some time. Thanks OP, I have tears.  
Vote Malcanis for CSM 8 |

Din Chao
178
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Posted - 2013.02.22 02:55:00 -
[47] - Quote
Oh boy, I totally misread the thread title... |

Oxandrolone
Bite Me inc Bitten.
139
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Posted - 2013.02.22 03:25:00 -
[48] - Quote
Lol, dont warp to every cyno like a moth to a flame or d-scan around it first to find out of its on a deathstar? |

Caldari 5
The Element Syndicate
45
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Posted - 2013.02.22 03:34:00 -
[49] - Quote
When I read the OP I was thinking about this Squirrel Launcher |

loco coco
37
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Posted - 2013.02.22 03:51:00 -
[50] - Quote
FDIC Agent wrote:For those of you who don't know, squirrel fishing is using a cyno and a sling bubble to trap pilots who go to investigate the situation.
This right here is where you fail. Investigating the situation means warping in at a distance. But I'm guessing you're just mad because you tried to warp to 0 to see if you could catch some lowly transport ship to gank and instead got blown up. Also, last time I checked, the directional scanner picks up POSs, drones, and bubbles, so it's kinda your fault. Also, judging by the tone of your post, it sounds like you've been caught like this before. Natural Selection at it's finest if you don't learn a lesson the first few times. |

Degren
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
1980
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Posted - 2013.02.22 04:15:00 -
[51] - Quote
First page of this thread is one of my favorites in all E-O forums. OP is bored/outraged/emotional? -áCheck. -áOP is in high sec? -áCheck. -áOP is in NPC or solo corp? -áCheck. -áOP demands CCP fix the situation? -áCheck. |

Mina Hiragi
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
118
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Posted - 2013.02.22 05:56:00 -
[52] - Quote
Squirrels! All we really are is squirrels! |

dark heartt
I Own Four Sheep Silent Requiem
34
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Posted - 2013.02.22 05:58:00 -
[53] - Quote
ITT: Person who got caught doing something stupid complains...
loco coco wrote:FDIC Agent wrote:For those of you who don't know, squirrel fishing is using a cyno and a sling bubble to trap pilots who go to investigate the situation. This right here is where you fail. Investigating the situation means warping in at a distance. But I'm guessing you're just mad because you tried to warp to 0 to see if you could catch some lowly transport ship to gank and instead got blown up. Also, last time I checked, the directional scanner picks up POSs, drones, and bubbles, so it's kinda your fault. Also, judging by the tone of your post, it sounds like you've been caught like this before. Natural Selection at it's finest if you don't learn a lesson the first few times.
This man speaks the truth and this post should be copied on to every page. |

Nitko Koraka
Repercussus RAZOR Alliance
4
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Posted - 2013.02.22 06:07:00 -
[54] - Quote
I just wanted to thank the OP for giving an aspiring jump freighter pilot some excellent ideas. I wish I could shake the hand of the person who first adopted these methods. |

Jaden Mars
Cargo Dawg's Group Mining Corp. Dominatus Atrum Mortis
11
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Posted - 2013.02.22 06:43:00 -
[55] - Quote
Go ahead! Follow the squirrel!
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Aren Madigan
EVE University Ivy League
88
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Posted - 2013.02.22 06:47:00 -
[56] - Quote
Can't be countered? I can think of many counters, many of which have been mentioned here. Maybe use those and stop getting caught in it? Especially do not warp to 0 if you are "investigating" as you claim. |

Nevyn Auscent
Broke Sauce
154
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Posted - 2013.02.22 07:23:00 -
[57] - Quote
The Hundreds of Drones + hordes of PoS Mods probably is a lag inducing thing, so consider petitioning the drones, as for the bubble/Cyno/PoS...... Yea.... tough luck, Harden up, blow their PoS up when there is no cyno up. (Or just snipe 10 mods a day at random times and force them to continually replace them, bleed them) |

Tamiya Sarossa
Resistance is Character Forming
243
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Posted - 2013.02.22 07:26:00 -
[58] - Quote
OP is hilarious, the amount of people in the thread suggesting warping at distance to bubbled cynos is even more hilarious. D-scan from nearest planet, yo. |

Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting Home Front Coalition
356
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Posted - 2013.02.22 08:32:00 -
[59] - Quote
The obvious counter to Squirrel Fishing would off course be Flea Bombing. |

Kha'Vorn
Fruidian Logic The Volition Cult
94
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Posted - 2013.02.22 08:38:00 -
[60] - Quote
oh my god. Just shut up. |

Irya Boone
TIPIAKS
206
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Posted - 2013.02.22 09:43:00 -
[61] - Quote
i can feet it
The Dumb is strong in this one Improve C2 class WH More anos more signs ...RENAME null sec system With the name Of REAL Universe Stellar Name like KOI-730 etc etc It xill be awesome-á |

Kalchak
Polaris Rising Gentlemen's Agreement
10
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Posted - 2013.02.22 09:59:00 -
[62] - Quote
Curses! Those rascally pilots have found a way to destroy me when i try to destroy their completely defenseless and disabled cyno vessel.
Can't patch dumb is correct. |

Yasmine Tang
Yogis Joint Industries
0
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Posted - 2013.02.22 10:21:00 -
[63] - Quote
I have to start doing that, tasty jummy salvage ships full of chunky stuff.  |

Cebraio
4S Corporation RAZOR Alliance
240
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Posted - 2013.02.22 10:26:00 -
[64] - Quote
Warping at distance doesn't work when it's a drag bubble in line to station or gate. However, the "investigators" could warp from a different angle - unless the cyno is inside the bubble. Then they still could scan the moon with d-scan and warp there at distance.
Of course all this requires more work than warping to a beacon like a lemming.
@OP: You're saying the cyno is being run all the time. That means someone is willing to spend money (LO) for increased protection and giggles. Seems to be a fair deal. If you're falling for that more than once, I don't see a problem on their part.
Thanks for this hilarious thread and the wannabe-pirate tears. |

TheBlueMonkey
Don't Be a Menace That Red Alliance
436
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Posted - 2013.02.22 10:30:00 -
[65] - Quote
I'm trying to remember why it's a bad idea to warp solo to random cynos but I can't quite remember what it is. |

Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
609
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Posted - 2013.02.22 10:35:00 -
[66] - Quote
Noo...please guys...retain me....aaargh...troll transformation...Aaargh !!
Op:
Get a Nyx over there, officer fitted and gank that cyno bait.
Send me a mail, I'll get you some help if you can light us a cyno. *removed inappropriate ASCII art signature* - CCP Eterne |

Andracin
Beyond Divinity Inc Shadow Cartel
62
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Posted - 2013.02.22 10:49:00 -
[67] - Quote
reminds me of the pre-warp to zero bm pack that had one bm that sat you on a deathstar POS... |

Ze4K DK
Little Willies Hoodlums Associates
4
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Posted - 2013.02.22 11:06:00 -
[68] - Quote
If the OP and everyone saying "dont warp to 0" aren't trolling, i'd be very surprised... |

Lexmana
940
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Posted - 2013.02.22 14:08:00 -
[69] - Quote
I like it. these forums can be very entertaining sometimes. |

Melody Cadelanne
Redhogs Circle-Of-Two
12
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Posted - 2013.02.22 14:21:00 -
[70] - Quote
I almost spit out my drink, I had to laugh so badly while reading this. I kinda wish I was in his VOIP server to hear his tears when this happened. |

Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
1432
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Posted - 2013.02.22 14:28:00 -
[71] - Quote
FDIC Agent wrote:For those of you who don't know, squirrel fishing is using a cyno and a sling bubble to trap pilots who go to investigate the situation. What is becoming alarmingly out of control is using this next to a deathstar pos with hundreds of abandoned drones at the edge of the sling bubble. So if being dragged through the pos shield wasnt enough, the drones will decloak you. Effectively creating a trap that can not be countered. What makes things even worse is they use this very pos as a midpoint for their jump freighters.
So, in order to stop their effort free logistics we warp cyno dictors to the cynos to catch the jump freighters only to find out it is nothing but that stupid bait cyno. Another issue is they runs the bait cyno for hours and hours, day after day. So much that eventually no one bothers to check it out anymore. So their jump freighters are even more safe because everyone assumes the cyno for the jump freighter is bait.
Something needs to be done.
A trap that can't be countered....except for warping to a cyno from a different spot, using your onboard scanner to see if any anchor bubbles are around, using a ship that can't be dragged (T3) etc etc.
See high sec folks, it's not exclusively you who are whiney entitled babies. Just mostly you....

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De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade The East India Co.
1061
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Posted - 2013.02.22 14:42:00 -
[72] - Quote
Melody Cadelanne wrote:I almost spit out my drink, I had to laugh so badly while reading this. I kinda wish I was in his VOIP server to hear his tears when this happened. But at least OP learned something new today!
...hopefully
The implication in his post that he has suffered this a couple of times would indicate your hope may be misplaced. The Margin Trading Scam: If you fell for it, it's your own damned fault. Malcanis for CSM 8
Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain. |

Orbital Dyke
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
19
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Posted - 2013.02.22 14:53:00 -
[73] - Quote
FDIC Agent wrote:Hi im a squirrel and i just got fished
Fixed
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Seleia O'Sinnor
Drop of Honey
321
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Posted - 2013.02.22 15:05:00 -
[74] - Quote
Ahahahahaha, I spilled a few tears of laughter. And I guess you ran into this trap ten times in a row? New inventory: Getting better since version 1.2, but what about back and forward buttons? |

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
811
|
Posted - 2013.02.22 15:12:00 -
[75] - Quote
Marlona Sky wrote:Word of advice for OP. Your biggest problem is using flimsy destroyers to investigate. I suggest using a carrier to scout the cyno out. Dessies are cheap. and made to burn - Good use for 'em, I think.
OP clearly misunderstands the purpose of 'disposable scouts.' Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |

Joran Dravius
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
126
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Posted - 2013.02.22 15:41:00 -
[76] - Quote
Whitehound wrote:FDIC Agent wrote:Something needs to be done. Yeah, you need to shut up and learn to play the game. Coming from the biggest carebear in Eve. |

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
811
|
Posted - 2013.02.22 15:46:00 -
[77] - Quote
Joran Dravius wrote:Whitehound wrote:FDIC Agent wrote:Something needs to be done. Yeah, you need to shut up and learn to play the game. Coming from the biggest carebear in Eve. When the biggest carebear around says HTFU, you know someone has really lost the plot.  Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |

MadMuppet
Three Fish In A Box
859
|
Posted - 2013.02.22 16:10:00 -
[78] - Quote
This is how I envision this working:
Squirrel Trap http://i.imgur.com/vJr4B9m.png
I mine in EVE because I'm too drunk to fish in WoW.-á |

flakeys
Arkham Innovations Paper Tiger Coalition
851
|
Posted - 2013.02.22 16:15:00 -
[79] - Quote
That squirrel fishing sounds like pure fun .....
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Doddy
Dark-Rising
835
|
Posted - 2013.02.22 16:34:00 -
[80] - Quote
Stegas Tyrano wrote:Is this not a good example of emergent gameplay?
It is a good example of gameplay that emerged years ago and which any competent cloaky pilot knows of and easily avoids. Cloakies stopped warping directly to cynos in like 2007.
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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
1732
|
Posted - 2013.02.22 16:40:00 -
[81] - Quote
FDIC Agent wrote:For those of you who don't know, squirrel fishing is using a cyno and a sling bubble to trap pilots who go to investigate the situation. What is becoming alarmingly out of control is using this next to a deathstar pos with hundreds of abandoned drones at the edge of the sling bubble. So if being dragged through the pos shield wasnt enough, the drones will decloak you. Effectively creating a trap that can not be countered. What makes things even worse is they use this very pos as a midpoint for their jump freighters.
So, in order to stop their effort free logistics we warp cyno dictors to the cynos to catch the jump freighters only to find out it is nothing but that stupid bait cyno. Another issue is they runs the bait cyno for hours and hours, day after day. So much that eventually no one bothers to check it out anymore. So their jump freighters are even more safe because everyone assumes the cyno for the jump freighter is bait.
Something needs to be done.
Where do I sign up to become "Member FDIC"? This corp needs some attention...
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |

RubyPorto
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
2824
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Posted - 2013.02.22 16:41:00 -
[82] - Quote
Doddy wrote:Stegas Tyrano wrote:Is this not a good example of emergent gameplay? It is a good example of gameplay that emerged years ago and which any competent cloaky pilot knows of and easily avoids. Cloakies stopped warping directly to cynos in like 2007.
Apparently not... This is EVE - Everybody Versus Everybody.
"the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built and we want to keep that (infact, this is much more representative of the consensus opinion within CCP)." -CCP Solomon |

FDIC Agent
Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation
39
|
Posted - 2013.02.22 17:21:00 -
[83] - Quote
Here is the point all of you keep missing. If we don't warp directly to the cyno, we will miss tackling the jump freighter. Even if we warp to a planet or safe spot near the cyno to make sure it is not a trap, by the time we find out it IS the jump freighter and then warp to the cyno, it will have safely warped off into the shield. 
We tried to use a nullified cloaking tech 3 ship to investigate, but that guy decided to take matters into his own hand and try and snipe the bait ship. Unfortunately, he lost the Tengu to the POS before his missiles hit the bait cyno ship.
The only course of action that we could do to put a stop to this was reinforce the tower and later kill it completely after it comes out of reinforce mode. As bad luck would have it the guy who was going to light a cyno for our dreads was pulled into the bubble trap. So he rage logged off and logged off his Phoenix dread alts. So we no longer had enough firepower and could not attack it.
The point of all this is it is a 100% risk free setup for logistics and 100% killer of investigators. It should not be possible to do this. |

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
813
|
Posted - 2013.02.22 17:42:00 -
[84] - Quote
You need to learn patience.
If it is a trap, or not, you check it out - either by sac'ing a scout, or scanning it down and investigating carefully. If it's a trap, move on. If it's not, there's a good chance another target will come along using the same route. Setup and wait. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |

MadMuppet
Three Fish In A Box
861
|
Posted - 2013.02.22 17:51:00 -
[85] - Quote
It isn't fair that someone planned and prepared a defense that you are unable to deal with for your size?
(Dean Martin) Bring friends. (Sammy Davis Jr) A lot of them! I mine in EVE because I'm too drunk to fish in WoW.-á |

RubyPorto
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
2824
|
Posted - 2013.02.22 18:01:00 -
[86] - Quote
FDIC Agent wrote:Here is the point all of you keep missing. If we don't warp directly to the cyno, we will miss tackling the jump freighter. Even if we warp to a planet or safe spot near the cyno to make sure it is not a trap, by the time we find out it IS the jump freighter and then warp to the cyno, it will have safely warped off into the shield.  We tried to use a nullified cloaking tech 3 ship to investigate, but that guy decided to take matters into his own hand and try and snipe the bait ship. Unfortunately, he lost the Tengu to the POS before his missiles hit the bait cyno ship. The only course of action that we could do to put a stop to this was reinforce the tower and later kill it completely after it comes out of reinforce mode. As bad luck would have it the guy who was going to light a cyno for our dreads was pulled into the bubble trap. So he rage logged off and logged off his Phoenix dread alts. So we no longer had enough firepower and could not attack it. The point of all this is it is a 100% risk free setup for logistics and 100% killer of investigators. It should not be possible to do this.
Or... cloak a stealth bomber off the cyno spot and set a trap for them. Or... pick a different gate to enter the system (since you mentioned a sling bubble).
FYI, if they're doing it right, the JF will be inside (or in warp to inside) the POS before you land, bubble or no bubble. This is EVE - Everybody Versus Everybody.
"the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built and we want to keep that (infact, this is much more representative of the consensus opinion within CCP)." -CCP Solomon |

Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
1433
|
Posted - 2013.02.22 18:05:00 -
[87] - Quote
FDIC Agent wrote:Here is the point all of you keep missing. If we don't warp directly to the cyno, we will miss tackling the jump freighter. Even if we warp to a planet or safe spot near the cyno to make sure it is not a trap, by the time we find out it IS the jump freighter and then warp to the cyno, it will have safely warped off into the shield. 
We tried to use a nullified cloaking tech 3 ship to investigate, but that guy decided to take matters into his own hand and try and snipe the bait ship. Unfortunately, he lost the Tengu to the POS before his missiles hit the bait cyno ship.
The only course of action that we could do to put a stop to this was reinforce the tower and later kill it completely after it comes out of reinforce mode. As bad luck would have it the guy who was going to light a cyno for our dreads was pulled into the bubble trap. So he rage logged off and logged off his Phoenix dread alts. So we no longer had enough firepower and could not attack it.The point of all this is it is a 100% risk free setup for logistics and 100% killer of investigators. It should not be possible to do this.
Rather than reply, i just underlined the part of you situation that is your fault and not the game's.
You're welcome.
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RubyPorto
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
2825
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Posted - 2013.02.22 18:07:00 -
[88] - Quote
Jenn aSide wrote:FDIC Agent wrote:Here is the point all of you keep missing. If we don't warp directly to the cyno, we will miss tackling the jump freighter. Even if we warp to a planet or safe spot near the cyno to make sure it is not a trap, by the time we find out it IS the jump freighter and then warp to the cyno, it will have safely warped off into the shield. 
We tried to use a nullified cloaking tech 3 ship to investigate, but that guy decided to take matters into his own hand and try and snipe the bait ship. Unfortunately, he lost the Tengu to the POS before his missiles hit the bait cyno ship.
The only course of action that we could do to put a stop to this was reinforce the tower and later kill it completely after it comes out of reinforce mode. As bad luck would have it the guy who was going to light a cyno for our dreads was pulled into the bubble trap. So he rage logged off and logged off his Phoenix dread alts. So we no longer had enough firepower and could not attack it.The point of all this is it is a 100% risk free setup for logistics and 100% killer of investigators. It should not be possible to do this. Rather than reply, i just underlined the part of you situation that is your fault and not the game's. You're welcome.
You forgot to Bold the part that's not true. This is EVE - Everybody Versus Everybody.
"the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built and we want to keep that (infact, this is much more representative of the consensus opinion within CCP)." -CCP Solomon |

Marlona Sky
D00M. Northern Coalition.
3154
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Posted - 2013.02.22 18:18:00 -
[89] - Quote
100% killer of Investigators... lol
I think I'll start an Investigator fund to help fight this terrible epidemic. We need to come together and save these soon to be extinct creatures. Help me New Eden!
Remove local, structure mails and revamp the directional scanner! |

Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
977
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Posted - 2013.02.22 19:08:00 -
[90] - Quote
FDIC Agent wrote:For those of you who don't know, squirrel fishing is using a cyno and a sling bubble to trap pilots who go to investigate the situation. What is becoming alarmingly out of control is using this next to a deathstar pos with hundreds of abandoned drones at the edge of the sling bubble. So if being dragged through the pos shield wasnt enough, the drones will decloak you. Effectively creating a trap that can not be countered. What makes things even worse is they use this very pos as a midpoint for their jump freighters.
So, in order to stop their effort free logistics we warp cyno dictors to the cynos to catch the jump freighters only to find out it is nothing but that stupid bait cyno. Another issue is they runs the bait cyno for hours and hours, day after day. So much that eventually no one bothers to check it out anymore. So their jump freighters are even more safe because everyone assumes the cyno for the jump freighter is bait.
Something needs to be done.
Knowing the trap is there is the first step in evading it.
Try not to be so eager when you see a cyno. Maybe, IDK, investigate it first with dscan? See lots of drones on dscan, yes, it's a trap don't go there. HTFU!...for the children! |

Gizznitt Malikite
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
1823
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Posted - 2013.02.22 19:50:00 -
[91] - Quote
There is sooo much humor in this thread...
For those that suggest "warp at a distance"..... read up on bubble mechanics.....
At the OP.... Make a tac on grid of the POS.... and monitor it while cloaked.... If they light a cyno, align and wait for something juicy to come through.... you can typically make a 500km warp to the cyno and tackle a JF before it enters warp.... although it will be close if the cyno also webs the freighter into warp (in which case your suicide dictors wouldn't have succeeded anyway!)
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duckmonster
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2
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Posted - 2013.02.23 03:12:00 -
[92] - Quote
Oh hey animal cruelty. Thats hilarious  |

Arronicus
Vintas Industries Mistakes Were Made.
259
|
Posted - 2013.02.23 03:52:00 -
[93] - Quote
FDIC Agent wrote: Effectively creating a trap that can not be countered.
Actually, the counter to this is EXTREMELY easy: Fly a fairly fast moving ship. Even a fully faction fit deathstar pos has significant limitations. First off, slow locking speed, and second, the damage isn't all that much to start off with. You warp in, theres a bubble that sucks you in and decloaks you: Big. F'ing. Deal. You turn around, you move the 500m out of the bubble, and you warp off. ANY, and I mean ANY sub capital ship in the game, (yes, the orca, and freighters, are capital ships. By CCP's definition. Login and check on market if you disagree.) can easily warp back out before the pos can point you. Something like a stealth bomber, buzzard, even cloaky tengu will easily be able to do so before even faction small guns can lock and shoot you.
Basically what I'm seeing here, is a player complaining that their utter lack of competence, or ability to fly their ship out of the edge of a sling bubble, is getting them killed. The only nerf that needs to happen is to FDIC being able to post on the forums. If you don't know BASIC ship piloting, Don't warp to cynos. End of story.
/thread |

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
837
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Posted - 2013.02.23 06:17:00 -
[94] - Quote
I *really* want that 'place bounty now' button....
FDIC Agent is terrible, and should have a towering bounty on his head for being so. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Malcanis for CSM8 |

Occultus Sapientia
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2013.02.23 06:27:00 -
[95] - Quote
Handled.
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Ris Dnalor
L'Avant Garde Happy Endings
452
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Posted - 2013.02.23 08:14:00 -
[96] - Quote
FDIC Agent wrote:For those of you who don't know, squirrel fishing is using a cyno and a sling bubble to trap pilots who go to investigate the situation. What is becoming alarmingly out of control is using this next to a deathstar pos with hundreds of abandoned drones at the edge of the sling bubble. So if being dragged through the pos shield wasnt enough, the drones will decloak you. Effectively creating a trap that can not be countered. What makes things even worse is they use this very pos as a midpoint for their jump freighters.
So, in order to stop their effort free logistics we warp cyno dictors to the cynos to catch the jump freighters only to find out it is nothing but that stupid bait cyno. Another issue is they runs the bait cyno for hours and hours, day after day. So much that eventually no one bothers to check it out anymore. So their jump freighters are even more safe because everyone assumes the cyno for the jump freighter is bait.
Something needs to be done.
counter?
don't warp to random cynos.
they're not doing anything wrong, just supplying empirical evidence to support Darwin.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=118961
EvE = Everybody Vs. Everybody
- Qolde |

Xenharmonic1
The Milkmen Test Alliance Please Ignore
2
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Posted - 2013.02.23 08:16:00 -
[97] - Quote
Cynosural fields need to be BANNED! |

Tarn Kugisa
Infinite Covenant Tribal Band
387
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Posted - 2013.02.23 08:39:00 -
[98] - Quote
It's not like you NEED to investigate warp to a nearby celestial and d-scan I Endorse this Product and/or Service EVE Online Battle Recorder When I press F1 I get ISK |

Othran
Route One
453
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Posted - 2013.02.23 11:02:00 -
[99] - Quote
This is the funniest thread I've seen on eve-o in months if not years 
The only thing that could have made it funnier would have been if the cyno got lit in a belt  |

Rico Minali
The Straw Men Dark Therapy
1231
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Posted - 2013.02.23 13:05:00 -
[100] - Quote
Came expecting someone crying for falling for a trap while looking to gank a cyno ship. Left happy. Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |

Verity Sovereign
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
397
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Posted - 2013.02.23 13:33:00 -
[101] - Quote
Couldn't you... you know.... see that the cyno was right next to a moon? which, you know... might have a POS? Couldn't you, you know, D scan that moon first?
Oh, you're afraid your target may get away if you wait... welll they've put a lot of time and resources into this (setting up the POS). Its only fair that you could do the same and take down the POS and deny them that haven while making jumps.
By the way, can't you travel very safely in nul sec by lighting cynos directly on top of NPC stations -> ie, undock, jump to 0 on another station, redock? SO even without the POSs, you're still not likely to catch them in low... and especially in null, you know they're using the local intel tool, so lighting a cyno when someone is in system should be obviously a tarp. |

Desert Ice78
Cobra Kai Dojo WHY so Seri0Us
205
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Posted - 2013.02.23 13:42:00 -
[102] - Quote
FDIC Agent wrote:Here is the point all of you keep missing. If we don't warp directly to the cyno, we will miss tackling the jump freighter. Even if we warp to a planet or safe spot near the cyno to make sure it is not a trap, by the time we find out it IS the jump freighter and then warp to the cyno, it will have safely warped off into the shield.  We tried to use a nullified cloaking tech 3 ship to investigate, but that guy decided to take matters into his own hand and try and snipe the bait ship. Unfortunately, he lost the Tengu to the POS before his missiles hit the bait cyno ship. The only course of action that we could do to put a stop to this was reinforce the tower and later kill it completely after it comes out of reinforce mode. As bad luck would have it the guy who was going to light a cyno for our dreads was pulled into the bubble trap. So he rage logged off and logged off his Phoenix dread alts. So we no longer had enough firepower and could not attack it. The point of all this is it is a 100% risk free setup for logistics and 100% killer of investigators. It should not be possible to do this.
I thought your original post was good, but this is getting better and better. Please do continue.
*bookmarks thread* I am a pod pilot: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused. |

YuuKnow
Boom-Town
659
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Posted - 2013.02.23 13:49:00 -
[103] - Quote
This sounds like just good old fashion sound tatical planning. -1 for whining on a completely legit tatic.
yk |

Aracimia Wolfe
Brave Newbies Inc.
222
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Posted - 2013.02.23 14:09:00 -
[104] - Quote
Experts are calling this Squirrel Fishing, it appears to be harvesting tears for some unknown purpose. Malcanis for CSM 8 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=192717
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ m8m8m8m8m8m8m8 o7
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Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
1146
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Posted - 2013.02.23 14:14:00 -
[105] - Quote
I hope you learned your lesson. Blindly warping to a cyno in 0.0 can be dangerous.
Game mechanics can't fix stupidity. Don't Vote for Malcanis
New Eden Training Simulation. -áIdea to improve NPE. |

jabbastunog
The Ankou Northern Coalition.
5
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Posted - 2013.02.23 17:02:00 -
[106] - Quote
What a great way to start the day, read OP, coat monitor with coffee that just decided to go exorcist style...  |

NEONOVUS
Saablast Followers
386
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Posted - 2013.02.23 17:15:00 -
[107] - Quote
So why were bubbles allowed to pull ships?
I mean I understand stopping warp but why the pull?
Also if the drones and POS kept grid load to lag levels petition OP, that is no kosher. If on the other hand you stayed until you were popped, hahaha stop feeding! |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2509
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Posted - 2013.02.23 17:48:00 -
[108] - Quote
NEONOVUS wrote:So why were bubbles allowed to pull ships?
I mean I understand stopping warp but why the pull?
Because they'd be pointless otherwise.
Apparently booking your flight & accomodation to Iceland BEFORE you buy the tickets for the convention which is pretty much the only reason you wanted to go there in the first place is popular. |

NEONOVUS
Saablast Followers
386
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Posted - 2013.02.23 18:12:00 -
[109] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:NEONOVUS wrote:So why were bubbles allowed to pull ships?
I mean I understand stopping warp but why the pull? Because they'd be pointless otherwise. So I can suddenly warp off a gate in a bubble? No really I am curious what is the decided reason why bubbles should be allowed to pull rather than just halt warp travel in their effect.
I mean when is Greyscale going to attack the dual use of bubbles? Are you guys ready for that? (seriously be ready it is exactly the thing he will do next)
Though I would like it bubbles had a warp strength of 1 so they can be gotten out of with wcs. |

General Nusense
Not Posting With My Main
41
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Posted - 2013.02.23 18:36:00 -
[110] - Quote
I dont like it when missiles hit my ship. maybe CCP should remove them from the game or give me a module that allows the missiles to pass through my ship and hit yours.
Bubbles are great and are not a problem. They are working as intended and changing them to allow people to warp out of them would defeat the purpose of them.
ie.
Oh **** my Titan/Supercarrier is tackled. Oh wait, I can just warp away because these bubbles are not doing anything.
as for pulling or stopping you, working as intended.
if you dont like bubbles, move to low sec or empire. |

Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
305
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Posted - 2013.02.23 18:41:00 -
[111] - Quote
Thanks for the good laugh OP . Remove insurance. |

NEONOVUS
Saablast Followers
386
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Posted - 2013.02.23 18:51:00 -
[112] - Quote
General Nusense wrote:I dont like it when missiles hit my ship. maybe CCP should remove them from the game or give me a module that allows the missiles to pass through my ship and hit yours.
Bubbles are great and are not a problem. They are working as intended and changing them to allow people to warp out of them would defeat the purpose of them.
ie.
Oh **** my Titan/Supercarrier is tackled. Oh wait, I can just warp away because these bubbles are not doing anything.
as for pulling or stopping you, working as intended.
if you dont like bubbles, move to low sec or empire. Actually making permanent bubbles into drag while interdictors prevent warp 1 & 3 strength respectively would give reason for variety. Also I already do stay in hi and low due to my dislike. And why do bubbles work on supers when only hictors will normally? |

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
1070
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Posted - 2013.02.23 19:06:00 -
[113] - Quote
/Checks thread.. yup, still going.
Guess I'll leave these fishing videos here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-x-NiiedjM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8wwceaN4n8
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' |

Caldari 5
The Element Syndicate
47
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Posted - 2013.02.24 13:53:00 -
[114] - Quote
LOL real Squirrel Fishing |

CMD Ishikawa
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2013.02.27 14:54:00 -
[115] - Quote
RubyPorto wrote:ITT: Fish complains that Hooks hurt and Bait is false advertising.
                  
Thx for the laguhs OP .... loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool |

Ginger Barbarella
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
1191
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Posted - 2013.02.27 17:19:00 -
[116] - Quote
Seems like clever use of game mechanics until the nullie Easy Button folks whine enough and CCP changes it.
I say good on 'em.  "Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." -á --- Sorlac |

Marlona Sky
D00M. Northern Coalition.
3174
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Posted - 2013.02.27 17:35:00 -
[117] - Quote
I have started off each day this week by rereading this thread with my coffee. Puts a spring in my step the whole day. I love it. 
Remove local, structure mails and revamp the directional scanner! |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6970
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Posted - 2013.02.27 17:47:00 -
[118] - Quote
i love watching the npc alts, miners and mission runners calmly suggest that one can avoid bubbles by warping at range
this is why such people need to be despised and scourged: they authoritatively opine on aspects of the game of which they have no understanding ~*a proud belligerent undesirable*~ TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest. Malcanis for CSM 8 |

NEONOVUS
Saablast Followers
391
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Posted - 2013.02.27 18:04:00 -
[119] - Quote
Andski wrote:i love watching the npc alts, miners and mission runners calmly suggest that one can avoid bubbles by warping at range
this is why such people need to be despised and scourged: they authoritatively opine on aspects of the game of which they have no understanding It would be funny if it worked though. Warp in at 100 and be right on the gate. (most of the time) |

Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc. Zombie Ninja Space Bears
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Posted - 2013.02.27 19:05:00 -
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Andski wrote:i love watching the npc alts, miners and mission runners calmly suggest that one can avoid bubbles by warping at range
this is why such people need to be despised and scourged: they authoritatively opine on aspects of the game of which they have no understanding
I simply wonder if they're serious or if they're deliberately misleading people hoping to get more kills for their mains. C'mon CCP, let us suicide gank the high-sec pub matches in Dust..... |

Colonel Xaven
Decadence. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.27 19:25:00 -
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OP, thank you so much!
Your post made me laugh from the heart and the whole thread is awesome...
All hail the squirrel o7
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Robertina Bering
Local resources exhausted
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Posted - 2013.02.27 19:29:00 -
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"pvp" whine is always priceless :) |

Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
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Posted - 2013.02.27 22:34:00 -
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Other people are winning? This is bull****! Squirrels are cute, but this is utter crap! |

Frying Doom
Zat's Affiliated Traders
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Posted - 2013.02.27 22:54:00 -
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Actually there is a counter.
Just drop a huge fleet of capitals and subcaps on their POS.
But man that was a funny read, best laugh I have had in a while EvE players have no voice. Just don't bother voting for the CSM, really its not worth the energy.
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Souxie Alduin
Anarchy in the Eve
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Posted - 2013.02.27 23:22:00 -
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Sounds like they have their "Moron Harvesting Array" up and running.
OP: How many times did you trigger the trap before you realized that IT'S A TRAP! ? |

Irya Boone
TIPIAKS
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Posted - 2013.02.28 09:04:00 -
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I would say 7
7 is the magic number
get in shape in 7 minutes 7 cardinals sins White snow and the 7 dwarfs the movie se7en ... well i bet OP get traped 7 times .. it's my last word before the Lock  Improve C2 class WH More anos more signs ...RENAME null sec system With the name Of REAL Universe Stellar Name like KOI-730 etc etc It xill be awesome-á |

HollyShocker 2inthestink
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.02.28 14:59:00 -
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FDIC Agent wrote:For those of you who don't know, squirrel fishing is using a cyno and a sling bubble to trap pilots who go to investigate the situation. What is becoming alarmingly out of control is using this next to a deathstar pos with hundreds of abandoned drones at the edge of the sling bubble. So if being dragged through the pos shield wasnt enough, the drones will decloak you. Effectively creating a trap that can not be countered. What makes things even worse is they use this very pos as a midpoint for their jump freighters.
So, in order to stop their effort free logistics we warp cyno dictors to the cynos to catch the jump freighters only to find out it is nothing but that stupid bait cyno. Another issue is they runs the bait cyno for hours and hours, day after day. So much that eventually no one bothers to check it out anymore. So their jump freighters are even more safe because everyone assumes the cyno for the jump freighter is bait.
Something needs to be done.
Seems like its working well for them. If you no longer check it then they won. |

NEONOVUS
Saablast Followers
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Posted - 2013.02.28 15:16:00 -
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I cant help but wonder that if warp ins were scattered over 20km+ from the center warp to zero if it would solve the complaining.
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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
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Posted - 2013.02.28 15:18:00 -
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Irya Boone wrote:I would say 7 7 is the magic number get in shape in 7 minutes 7 cardinals sins White snow and the 7 dwarfs the movie se7en ... well i bet OP get traped 7 times .. it's my last word before the Lock  Also Blue +ûyster Cult's Les Invisibles: ...sevensevensevensevenseven... Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
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