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Prencleeve Grothsmore The Jita Bank 52	Posted - 2011.10.13 19:47:00 - [1] - Quote The Jita Bank The Jita Bank is the 1# Virtual Bank in New Eden. We offer outstanding interest rates with 0% risk involved for our clients. Funds are with-drawable from your account at any time you wish by using our automated withdraw & deposit API system. Unlike previous "ponzi" banks, we guarantee to be still handing out funds in the year 2014. Our client base in growing, and it is time you secure your place in a growing financial set up. Founded by Graphite Vestian, the Jita Bank is a service my primarily designed for those who wish to use their current ISK to develop a steady income. The first question any Eve player might ask, is why we are doing this? The team here at The Jita Bank founded the service in away which profits both ourselves and our customers. We have started up with a capital fund of 4.5 trillion ISK, which reduces the risk for our clients, this ISK will be use to deposit interest into our customers accounts. The funds within a Clients account can be withdraw at any time by accessing the "funds" section of the site. Interest rates are displayed on the home page. Interest Rates: Depositing any amount of ISK into your Jita Bank account, will be giving a sizeable weekly interest rate into your account. This interest rate is static and will never change, in the rare case of a rate change, we promise to notify you at least 3 weeks before the change You are under no obligation to use our service for a said period of time, if you feel uncomfortable then your free to withdraw your isk without hassle. Current Weekly Rate: 5% Currently Monthly Rate: 20% http://thejitabank.tk/ Death to the Communists!
Weaselior BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation 615	Posted - 2011.10.13 19:55:00 - [2] - Quote a bank offering absurd interest rates that could not possibly be met except via a ponzi scheme? sounds good to me, invested the entire goonwaffe wallet in this
Prencleeve Grothsmore The Jita Bank 52	Posted - 2011.10.13 19:57:00 - [3] - Quote Weaselior wrote: a bank offering absurd interest rates that could not possibly be met except via a ponzi scheme? sounds good to me, invested the entire goonwaffe wallet in this Absurd? My market team has made sure that these numbers are sustainable. Note: Please don't question the credibility of this Bank without proof. Death to the Communists!
Weaselior BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation 615	Posted - 2011.10.13 20:03:00 - [4] - Quote the banks numbers disprove themselves, they are absurd
Weaselior BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation 615	Posted - 2011.10.13 20:04:00 - [5] - Quote and as a member of a finance team that actually gets verifiable results, my word is worth a lot more than yours
Anachronic Abacus Industries Group Knights Of Freedoms 7	Posted - 2011.10.13 20:05:00 - [6] - Quote Weaselior wrote: the banks numbers disprove themselves, they are absurd what have I come to, I'm agreeing with a goon...He's right, the numbers are insane. The highest anyone expects on a bond is in the teens unsecured. You are trying to say that you can generate 20% consistently every month. I'd believe it when I see it.
Weaselior BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation 615	Posted - 2011.10.13 20:07:00 - [7] - Quote i love fleecing pubbies as much as the next man and would love to funnel pubbies your way just for the fun of it but these numbers are so obviously scam numbers that you're gonna get called on it anyway
Botleten GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 72	Posted - 2011.10.13 20:18:00 - [8] - Quote Anachronic wrote: I'd believe it when I see it. You should send him a bunch of isk and let us know how that works out for ya
Elise DarkStar DarkCorp Capital Group DarkCorp Imperium 25	Posted - 2011.10.13 20:24:00 - [9] - Quote How does the standard shill response go again? "Well, I've deposited x for y weeks, and they've paid out so far. I've only put in what I can afford to lose, and if it ends up being a scam, that's ok because it's just video game money and I play for fun." I think that's the standard...may have missed an element of two. Hope that helps you get some suckers.
Anachronic Abacus Industries Group Knights Of Freedoms 10	Posted - 2011.10.13 20:34:00 - [10] - Quote Botleten wrote: Anachronic wrote: I'd believe it when I see it. You should send him a bunch of isk and let us know how that works out for ya See it...from far away. With a telescope. Personally I like watching these s***storms develop...
BornToDieAnotherDay Tarazed Technology 10	Posted - 2011.10.13 20:36:00 - [11] - Quote Do you dream of all the money you'll have if you pull this off? Which you won't. Take a note out of Phaser inc.'s book and don't bother with MD. All you'll get here is the obvious truth being pointed out for everyone to see.
Mystri Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 0	Posted - 2011.10.13 21:08:00 - [12] - Quote Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote: www.thejitabank.tk Why is your website hiding behind a frame? Are you embarassed to be using Weebly? I mean it's not like you could easily throw a free website together in oh... an hour or so using their templates. Real domain is http://thejitabank.weebly.com Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote: Unlike previous "ponzi" banks, we guarantee to be still handing out funds in the year 2014. Our client base in growing, and it is time you secure your place in a growing financial set up. "Unlike previous "ponzi" banks". So you don't deny you are operating a Ponzi? Noticed your corp was only started @ 18:50 today too... "Our client base in growing". What in 2 hours? "..it is time you secure your place in a growing financial set up". It is indeed a "set up".
Cassina Lemour Staner Industries 0	Posted - 2011.10.13 21:55:00 - [13] - Quote Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote: Note: Please don't question the credibility of this Bank without proof. Logical Fallacy, the Burden of Proof is yours.
Lithalnas Privateers Privateer Alliance 2	Posted - 2011.10.14 00:07:00 - [14] - Quote I offer myself to the auditors seat on the board of directors. Don't worry I am a trained professional. How to build a PC for EVE thread (by Akira T) http://eve-search.com/thread/1559734-0/page/1
Souris Blanche The Baker Street Irregulars 2	Posted - 2011.10.14 03:37:00 - [15] - Quote Last month you bought a frieghter character for 1.5bil ISK, then on the 2nd of this month you asked for a 50 mil ISK loan to buy a hulk so you can mine in hisec, and on the 3rd of this month you asked for a 380 mil ISK loan to purchase a freighter to help you transport approximately 70 billion ISK worth of Oxygen Isotopes and resell them for a profit... and now, on the 13th of the month, you are asking people to invest money with your "bank". According to forum threads, no one loaned you the 50mil, nor the 380 mil, and I highly suggest no one invest any money in your "bank". Information pulled from the following forum threads Frieghter Character Purchase: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=103083#post103083 50 Mil ISK Loan Thread: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=128201#post128201 380 Mil ISK Loan Thread: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=133584#post133584 Prior to these threads your past posts, only going back to 07.31.2011 (which is a very short history of posting), consist of posts of either no useful content, or posts about you offering KB Hosting/TS Server/Website Hosting services that were scams (http://eve-search.com/thread/1562451-0/page/1#1) Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote: Weaselior wrote: a bank offering absurd interest rates that could not possibly be met except via a ponzi scheme? sounds good to me, invested the entire goonwaffe wallet in this Absurd? My market team has made sure that these numbers are sustainable. Note: Please don't question the credibility of this Bank without proof. ... And, then you have the gall to say we should not question the credibility of this bank without proof? We have the proof that you have a history of scamming, so go ahead and try to give us (on MD) some proof that this isn't a scam. Actually, you have a history of TRYING to scam, and failing miserably... but you keep coming up with new ideas for scams. However, people don't seem to be falling for them.
Raiia Miptech 1	Posted - 2011.10.14 05:20:00 - [16] - Quote 4.5 TRILLION ISK??????
Bad Bobby Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion 0	Posted - 2011.10.14 05:31:00 - [17] - Quote Please try harder.
flakeys The Great cornholio's Paper Tiger Coalition 20	Posted - 2011.10.14 05:57:00 - [18] - Quote Bad Bobby wrote: Please try harder. You talked to my wife ?
Luxi Daphiti Biotech Transtellar INC F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.14 06:52:00 - [19] - Quote Quote: 4.5 trillion ISK It's clearly hyperbolic statements like that (In all your scams) make people seriously doubt the legitimacy of the offering. At least use reasonable and well calculated numbers. Perhaps also use some pre-thought, and maybe formulate a 'business plan' per se - might actually make some of these work. Also, if you really do have 4.5 Trillion ISK a wallet screenshot would solve that problem.
Chevalleis The Legendary Conquest THE D0MINION 3	Posted - 2011.10.14 07:02:00 - [20] - Quote Screenshots can be manipulated. I want full API audit. Also, why does a corporation named The Jita Bank have its HQ in Enderailen?
Florestan Bronstein The Waterworks 101	Posted - 2011.10.14 07:40:00 - [21] - Quote so how do I go about getting a loan from this "bank"?
Companion Trollin Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic 3	Posted - 2011.10.14 07:47:00 - [22] - Quote COMPANION TROLLIN COMPANION TROLLIN IS THE 1# FORUM POASTER IN NEW EDEN. I OFFER OUTSTANDING FORUM POASTING. POASTS ARE AVAILABLE AS OFTEN AS I DRINK. UNLIKE OTHER TERRIBAED POASTERS COMPANION TROLLIN POASTS HAVE A KWALITY GUARANTEE. IF YOU ARE NOT 100% HAPPY WITH MY POASTING YOU CAN SIMPLY APPLY FOR ANY TIME SPENT READING MY POASTS TO BE RETURNED TO YOU (a 1B isk/minute processing fee applies to any refund requested, to be paid in advance.) MY READERSHIP IS GROWING AND IT IS TIME YOU SECURE YOUR PLACE IN A GROWING READERSHIP BASE. FOUNDED BY COMPANION TROLLIN COMPANION TROLLIN POASTS ARE A SERVICE PRIMARILY DESIGNED FOR THOSE WHO WISH A MAXIMUM ENTERTAINMENT VALUE FROM THEIR FORUM READING TIME. THE FIRST QUESTION ANY FORA WHORA MIGHT ASK IS WHY ARE WE DOIGN THIS THE TEAM HERE AT COMPANION TROLLIN POASTING INC FOUNDED THE SERVICE IN A WAY WHICH ENTERTAINS BOTH US AND OUR CUSTOMERS. WE STARTED UP WITH ABSOLUTELY NO POASTING CRED WHICH REDUCES TEH RISK FOR OUR READERS. THIS LACK OF FORUM CRED WILL BE USED TO ENTERTAIN OTHER RANDOM ***** WHO HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO WITH THEIR TIME. THE TIME ANY OF MY CLIENTS SPEND READING MY ** POASTS WILL BE TALLIED BY A DRUNK, CONSTIPATED, ELEPHANT. INTEREST RATES SPENDING ANY TIEM READING MY SHIPTOASTING IS RECORDED BY OUR IRREGULAR ELEPHANT AND WILL BE CREDITED BACK TO YOU, ANALLY, BY OUR DRUNK ELEPHANT WHILE YOU SLEEP. A FREE BALL GAG IS INCLUDED WITH THE ELEPHANTS SEXUAL SERVICES SO AS TO NOT DISTURB YOUR HOUSEMATES. YOU ARE UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO READ MY POASTS BUT OUR ELEPHANT INSISTS ON PENETRATING YOU IN YOUR SLEEP - IF AT ANY TIME YOU ARE UNSATISFIED BY OUR ELEPHANT'S SERVICES WE WILL SEND THE ELEPHANT OUT FOR A SECOND SESSION AT NO EXTRA CHARGE.
Florestan Bronstein The Waterworks 101	Posted - 2011.10.14 08:18:00 - [23] - Quote you are infringing on MintrolioGäó IP.
Chevalleis The Legendary Conquest THE D0MINION 3	Posted - 2011.10.14 10:14:00 - [24] - Quote I sent you 5000 ISK, where is my mail?
Efraya 19	Posted - 2011.10.14 10:22:00 - [25] - Quote Hey guys, they are setting up a virtual bank in this thread, didn't someone already try this out in another thread? I can't remember. WSpace; Best space.
flakeys The Great cornholio's Paper Tiger Coalition 20	Posted - 2011.10.14 12:43:00 - [26] - Quote Where can i order one of those elephants? NOT for me offcourse , lol as if i was gay lol , no for uhm .... someone i know somewhere ....
Chevalleis The Legendary Conquest THE D0MINION 3	Posted - 2011.10.14 13:38:00 - [27] - Quote Don't worry, nobody knows of your secret.
Prencleeve Grothsmore The Jita Bank 52	Posted - 2011.10.14 15:22:00 - [28] - Quote Chevalleis wrote: I sent you 5000 ISK, where is my mail? I understand this. CPP is currently under-going heavy pressure on its API databases. This could mean a short-delay. I think you should of received the mail by now. Please mail me in-game if you are experiencing further issues. To all posts which question the credibility of this Bank, I have one statement to say "We will still be handing out interest in the year 2014". That statement I stand by. So please, if you have any other accusations to make, back it up with evidence not theory. Death to the Communists!
Prencleeve Grothsmore The Jita Bank 52	Posted - 2011.10.14 15:24:00 - [29] - Quote UPDATE: We are currently in talks of purchasing the TheJitaBank.com domain. We would of this already, however currently somebody else owns the domain. The owner of the .com domain is happy to sell us the domain, but until then the .tk domain is a temporary solution for our clients. If you are getting any issues, then feel free to send me an Eve Mail. Trolls need not apply. Death to the Communists!
Zeta Zhul Preemptive Paranoia 12	Posted - 2011.10.14 16:00:00 - [30] - Quote I would like to announce the formation of a new new new Eve bank .... Zeta Bank! We pay ungodly amounts of interest on all deposits!* How much? Ungodly!* I will buy a new account and create a new character specifically for this bank! The character will be named "Ivan William Ripoff". Don't spare the time to consider the initials or shortened versions of the name! Did I mention the ungodly amounts of interest?* * interest payable only on funds held for a full month. Any Acts of God, interruptions in service or escape by the founder of this bank from potential creditors that occurs prior to a full month will null and void any interest owed.

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