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Quanteeri	Posted - 2005.08.19 19:58:00 - [1] Ok. It's starting to get a little out of hand now. Over the last month or so, I hve noticed a distinct rise in the amount of fruityness appearing on the boards, and it's beginning to disturb me. Between the Carebears, Baby Sigs, and requests for GD Plush toys, I have an ever nagging urge to vomit into my PC casing. What the hell is going on with some of you people? For those of you natural estrogen producers, please disregard this message, as this type of behavior is to be expected of your sort, but for the rest of you "guys", many of you are really needing a testicle check. If you can't still see your *********, use a mirror to help in the verification process. GDPlushtoys, wtf? Act like you got a pair.

Wrangler	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:02:00 - [2] I would reply, but I have to go knock a female unconcious and drag her back to the cave. [Read the Rules!] - [Email the Moderators]

SpaceDrake Storyteller	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:03:00 - [3] Clearly someone needs to experience the raw, mind-breaking awesomeness of a PlushyFlux. Or a PlushyProph(TM), if we can get one made. It is impossible to top the uberosity of something that can agressively guard your monitor one moment and then be used as a pillow the next. -------------- What good are actions if there's no one to tell the tale afterward? Player of the character "Lucca Deradi." Former player of "Andre Ricard."
Quanteeri	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:09:00 - [4] Originally by: SpaceDrake Storyteller Clearly someone needs to experience the raw, mind-breaking awesomeness of a PlushyFlux. Or a PlushyProph(TM), if we can get one made. It is impossible to top the uberosity of something that can agressively guard your monitor one moment and then be used as a pillow the next. You know, I've rotated the image of the PloshyFlux 180, 90CCW, 90CW, mirrored it, flipped it, and overall thoroughly examined it, and still have absolutely no idea what that thing is supposed to be.
Something Random	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:09:00 - [5] Originally by: Wrangler I would reply, but I have to go knock a female unconcious and drag her back to the cave. I really want a plushproph (tm) and theyre aint nuttin (fnar fnar) wrong with my manhood - i think it would attract the laydeees even - they love that stuff. 'oooh a fluffy thing...' you get a bit in trouble though when they ask 'what is it ?'
Reptar	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:10:00 - [6] You need a hug
Nakor Kren	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:13:00 - [7] Originally by: Quanteeri Ok. It's starting to get a little out of hand now. Over the last month or so, I hve noticed a distinct rise in the amount of fruityness appearing on the boards, and it's beginning to disturb me. Between the Carebears, Baby Sigs, and requests for GD Plush toys, I have an ever nagging urge to vomit into my PC casing. What the hell is going on with some of you people? For those of you natural estrogen producers, please disregard this message, as this type of behavior is to be expected of your sort, but for the rest of you "guys", many of you are really needing a testicle check. If you can't still see your *********, use a mirror to help in the verification process. GDPlushtoys, wtf? Act like you got a pair. are you trying to get banned for rude, offensive, sexist behavior? seriously, try to act mature. the type of mentality you're showing went out of style in the 1300s Check out my idea for a stock market
Countess Amarisa	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:18:00 - [8] I bet your are alone in RL with those stupid comment on woman.
Xerosen	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:20:00 - [9] Alright, what is that PlushyFlux thing supposed to be? At first I thought it looked like a pink sting-ray or something.... Now I'm thinking it looks more like a stuffed vagina.
Quanteeri	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:21:00 - [10] My animal magnetism is quite functional, thank you. Unk!
Winterblink	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:23:00 - [11] Originally by: Xerosen Alright, what is that PlushyFlux thing supposed to be? At first I thought it looked like a pink sting-ray or something.... Now I'm thinking it looks more like a stuffed vagina. ... have you even seen what a vagina looks like? Whoa. I don't think I've ever typed that before. Like, in my whole life. winterblink warp drive active.http://winterblink.com/wda nature vraie.http://winterblink.com/env
Gift	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:24:00 - [12] Edited by: Gift on 19/08/2005 20:25:05 For complete lack of political correctness, I give your post a ôthumbs upö! Originally by: Winterblink Originally by: Xerosen Alright, what is that PlushyFlux thing supposed to be? At first I thought it looked like a pink sting-ray or something.... Now I'm thinking it looks more like a stuffed vagina. ... have you even seen what a vagina looks like? Whoa. I don't think I've ever typed that before. Like, in my whole life. I was gonna say, but I just had to walk away from that one...
Quanteeri	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:24:00 - [13] Originally by: Winterblink Originally by: Xerosen Alright, what is that PlushyFlux thing supposed to be? At first I thought it looked like a pink sting-ray or something.... Now I'm thinking it looks more like a stuffed vagina. ... have you even seen what a vagina looks like? Whoa. I don't think I've ever typed that before. Like, in my whole life. lol, see avoided that one altogether, but was pretty much my conclusion too.
Winterblink	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:27:00 - [14] Originally by: Quanteeri lol, see avoided that one altogether, but was pretty much my conclusion too. Well there I go again, taking one for the team. winterblink warp drive active.http://winterblink.com/wda nature vraie.http://winterblink.com/env
Rover Vitesse	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:29:00 - [15] Originally by: Winterblink Originally by: Quanteeri lol, see avoided that one altogether, but was pretty much my conclusion too. Well there I go again, taking one for the team. Nice choice of phrase
Supervendor	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:31:00 - [16] Does anyone else appreciate the irony of this post coming from someone in "The Order of Chivalry"?
SpaceDrake Storyteller	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:33:00 - [17] Oh, hrm, I guess a good number of you haven't played Jumpgate before. The guy who said it looked like a manta ray was close. Linkage -------------- What good are actions if there's no one to tell the tale afterward? Player of the character "Lucca Deradi." Former player of "Andre Ricard."
Quanteeri	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:37:00 - [18] Edited by: Quanteeri on 19/08/2005 20:37:12 Originally by: Supervendor Does anyone else appreciate the irony of this post coming from someone in "The Order of Chivalry"? Does anyone else appreciate the irony of this post coming from an alt?
Dao 2	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:50:00 - [19] yeah maybe u as a 'human' should start using that brain u were given
Quanteeri	Posted - 2005.08.19 20:56:00 - [20] Originally by: Dao 2 yeah maybe u as a 'human' should start using that brain u were given Likewise Capt. Vocabugrammer!
babyblue	Posted - 2005.08.19 21:02:00 - [21] Have you seen American Beauty? It turned out, near the end of the film, that the most Macho'd character was the repressed homosexual. I would be careful how you express the Oestrogen question if I were you .
Stuart85	Posted - 2005.08.19 21:09:00 - [22] You don't like fruityness Quanteeri? Well, after last nights performance I'd say you...oh, sorry darling, I've said too much. Until out next midnight rendezvous, Kisses big boy. xXx
Nikko Forte	Posted - 2005.08.19 21:12:00 - [23] Originally by: babyblue Have you seen American Beauty? It turned out, near the end of the film, that the most Macho'd character was the repressed homosexual. I would be careful how you express the Oestrogen question if I were you . That was a sad ending ;[ -
Douglas McCracken	Posted - 2005.08.19 21:20:00 - [24] must be that time of month again
TekRa	Posted - 2005.08.19 21:33:00 - [25] Originally by: Nikko Forte That was a sad ending ;[ awsome sig. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
Kalahari Wayrest	Posted - 2005.08.19 22:01:00 - [26] Yes, you're right. We need more testosterone! Increased smack! Increased stupidity! Increased e-peen! Hell, why not just turn this forum into this one?
Nikko Forte	Posted - 2005.08.19 22:04:00 - [27] Edited by: Nikko Forte on 19/08/2005 22:04:53 Originally by: TekRa Originally by: Nikko Forte That was a sad ending ;[ awsome sig. thx :] took me a while to get yours but its really funny afterwards :D it was removed about 4 times because it was over 24,000 ;[ even if it was just 24,300 they dont let ya slide -
Adonis 4174	Posted - 2005.08.19 22:06:00 - [28] The original poster seems blisfully unaware of what happens when a lioness is the only thing between a hunter and her cubs. Estrogen != passivity, trust any zoologist out there.
IamBen	Posted - 2005.08.19 22:08:00 - [29] somebody give this guy an estrogen shot and a pink ship.
Sku1ly	Posted - 2005.08.19 22:08:00 - [30] To the thread starter. ** off. . Spend more time around me. ***.
Berilac	Posted - 2005.08.19 22:09:00 - [31] Originally by: Nakor Kren Originally by: Quanteeri Ok. It's starting to get a little out of hand now. Over the last month or so, I hve noticed a distinct rise in the amount of fruityness appearing on the boards, and it's beginning to disturb me. Between the Carebears, Baby Sigs, and requests for GD Plush toys, I have an ever nagging urge to vomit into my PC casing. What the hell is going on with some of you people? For those of you natural estrogen producers, please disregard this message, as this type of behavior is to be expected of your sort, but for the rest of you "guys", many of you are really needing a testicle check. If you can't still see your *******, use a mirror to help in the verification process. GDPlushtoys, wtf? Act like you got a pair. are you trying to get banned for rude, offensive, sexist behavior? seriously, try to act mature. the type of mentality you're showing went out of style in the 1300s Above poster. Please not the isd responce directly below. Thank you. Originally by:** Wrangler I would reply, but I have to go knock a female unconcious and drag her back to the cave.
Scoundrelus	Posted - 2005.08.19 22:11:00 - [32] Im shocked and amazed this topic survived this long. =============================================== I will punch you with my laser! -Scoundrelus
ChefAce	Posted - 2005.08.20 00:50:00 - [33] I think most of that estrogen you see has been coming from the Backstreet bo.....errrrr I meant those BoB girls. Yeah, that's the ticket! But honestly, estrogen isn't such a bad thing as long as it's kept in the kitchen! (shoeless no less) "Bar maid!!!! Beer me!!" Notice This is my post and I reserve the right to call you a flaming smacktard at any given moment. (with or without notice)
Sherianna	Posted - 2005.08.20 00:52:00 - [34] Can anyone say "CLICK"
ChefAce	Posted - 2005.08.20 00:57:00 - [35] Originally by: ChefAce I think most of that estrogen you see has been coming from the Backstreet bo.....errrrr I meant those BoB girls. Yeah, that's the ticket! But honestly, estrogen isn't such a bad thing as long as it's kept in the kitchen! (shoeless no less) "Bar maid!!!! Beer me!!" Notice This is my post and I reserve the right to call you a flaming smacktard at any given moment. (with or without notice) I almost forgot to add this tid bit of info. Have you ever wondered why women seem to always be in the bedroom or kitchen? I have one word that describes why. Wands. That's right, wands! They have what they claim to be "back massagers" or "wands" in the bedroom. Then they have "wands" in the kitchen that have been cleaverly disguised as "cooking utensiles. I have my suspicions though.
Ranger Whitestar	Posted - 2005.08.20 01:02:00 - [36] In the words of NWA, Sniff* Sniff* I smell *****!!! Nough said.
Ranger Whitestar	Posted - 2005.08.20 01:11:00 - [37] Edited by: Ranger Whitestar on 20/08/2005 01:12:42 You know thinking about it, i think CCP should go through all the subscribers details. and find all the real female players. and then give us some idea of the percentages involved because i would really like to know how many women do play this game. And then once they have done that they can ban all thier accounts for 5 days every month and the game would be a way nicer place. that last part was just a joke dont take it seriously.
Tenacha Khan	Posted - 2005.08.20 01:14:00 - [38] Originally by: ChefAce Edited by: ChefAce on 20/08/2005 00:58:50 Originally by: ChefAce I think most of that estrogen you see has been coming from the Backstreet bo.....errrrr I meant those BoB girls. Yeah, that's the ticket! But honestly, estrogen isn't such a bad thing as long as it's kept in the kitchen! (shoeless no less) "Bar maid!!!! Beer me!!" Notice This is my post and I reserve the right to call you a flaming smacktard at any given moment. (with or without notice) I almost forgot to add this tid bit of info. Have you ever wondered why women seem to always be in the bedroom or kitchen? I have one word that describes why. Wands. That's right, wands! They have what they claim to be "back massagers" or "wands" in the bedroom. Then they have "wands" in the kitchen that have been cleaverly disguised as "cooking utensiles". I have my suspicions though. Until now i never thought of that...now ya gotta wonder is the toilet brush really a toilet brush or is it a wand in disguise for when they are "cleaning" in the bathroom
ChefAce	Posted - 2005.08.20 01:20:00 - [39] Originally by: Ranger Whitestar And then once they have done that they can ban all thier accounts for 5 days and the game would be a way nicer place. that last part was just a joke dont take it seriously. Just don't ban them on the only 5 days that they are actually easy and nice to live with ffs! Women are a strange creature. The week prior they start getting bloated, sleepless, crabby and just down right ugly to be around. The week during, they are a rollercoaster ride of emotional turmoil. One minute she loves you and the next minute you're the biggest plague to hit whatever coast you're closest to. The week after they are reeling from the devestation of the prior two weeks. It is usually a sad time spent watching some crumby ass movies dubbed as "chick flicks" of which they love to drag you, the man, into. Then there are those lovely 5-7 days where she makes you remember why you love her so much. The subtle "hello, how was your day?" or the "wanna stay up late and play doctor?". The "what would you like for dinner tonight?" and the ever famous "you're right". Those are the five days that we cherish and hold so dear. Please do not mess with our 5 days of sanity.
Necrologic	Posted - 2005.08.20 01:21:00 - [40] Edited by: Necrologic on 20/08/2005 01:21:12 Quality thread. /me walks after Wrangler
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.08.20 01:24:00 - [41] Originally by: Quanteeri Ok. It's starting to get a little out of hand now. Over the last month or so, I hve noticed a distinct rise in the amount of fruityness appearing on the boards, and it's beginning to disturb me. Between the Carebears, Baby Sigs, and requests for GD Plush toys, I have an ever nagging urge to vomit into my PC casing. What the hell is going on with some of you people? For those of you natural estrogen producers, please disregard this message, as this type of behavior is to be expected of your sort, but for the rest of you "guys", many of you are really needing a testicle check. If you can't still see your *******, use a mirror to help in the verification process. GDPlushtoys, wtf? Act like you got a pair. Eve players? We're *. Every single last one of us.
ChefAce	Posted - 2005.08.20 01:25:00 - [42] I almost forgot. This is something of some serious concern and I think every man should use this as their guide to safety during these tough times. There are steps you can take to ensure that you are one step of this unusual creature know as "the woman". Read it. Learn it. Love it.
Quanteeri	Posted - 2005.08.20 01:37:00 - [43] Originally by: Necrologic Edited by: Necrologic on 20/08/2005 01:21:12 Quality thread. /me walks after Wrangler It's like fine wine.
Drakma	Posted - 2005.08.20 01:47:00 - [44] Originally by: Winterblink Originally by: Xerosen Alright, what is that PlushyFlux thing supposed to be? At first I thought it looked like a pink sting-ray or something.... Now I'm thinking it looks more like a stuffed vagina. ... have you even seen what a vagina looks like? Whoa. I don't think I've ever typed that before. Like, in my whole life. Not true... you typed that in Corp chat just a couple days ago.

Abdalion	Posted - 2005.08.20 02:42:00 - [45] Originally by: Sherianna Can anyone say "CLICK" Better than anyone. Click. -- I ♥ You.... ® Shepherd of the [23]


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