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Andrue
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:21:00 -
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A couple of weeks ago I was trying to dock my hauler and got told that my ship would be squeezed out in a few seconds. Lag can be a beautiful thing :)
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(Battle hardened miner)
[Brackley, UK]
WARNING:This post may contain large doses of reality. |
Neon Genesis
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:23:00 -
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I challenge you to top this one.
'info It is much more efficient to talk to yourself in person than via the chat system'
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There, i just contributed nothing to your thread
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Callistus
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:25:00 -
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Tried to jump right after joining a gang and got: "Hold on I'm still dealing with the gang stuff, who'd of thought smacktalk would take so long"
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Sarmaul
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:35:00 -
[64]
"something is trying to warpscramble something" 
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:37:00 -
[65]
All items are busy
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Cloue
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:39:00 -
[66]
 Originally by: Neon Genesis
I challenge you to top this one.
'info It is much more efficient to talk to yourself in person than via the chat system'
i already posted that one
but there is some truth in it
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Neon Genesis
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:55:00 -
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Originally by: Cloue
Originally by: Neon Genesis
I challenge you to top this one.
'info It is much more efficient to talk to yourself in person than via the chat system'
i already posted that one
but there is some truth in it
Gah. sry :p
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There, i just contributed nothing to your thread
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qyros
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Posted - 2005.08.22 17:03:00 -
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Edited by: qyros on 22/08/2005 17:03:35
"Relax and wait for the bang, man.
And we sure like those bangs. To bad it's 12 seconds away."
Ahh that¦s real compassion...
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TjanitN Tcroxlr
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Posted - 2005.08.22 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: Cloue
Originally by: Neon Genesis
I challenge you to top this one.
'info It is much more efficient to talk to yourself in person than via the chat system'
i already posted that one
but there is some truth in it
I posted it first 
Q A Homepage * Recruiting Information |
Jaraa
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Posted - 2005.08.22 18:02:00 -
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Edited by: Jaraa on 22/08/2005 18:01:47
Made a list over stuff like this. Looked through it and found a weird one:
2005.08.12 18:52:56 notify Interference from the warp Demonstheses' Crow is preventing your sensors from getting a target lock on them.
2005.07.25 19:39:31 notify Strip Miner I deactivates because it's target, A, is
not locked.
2005.06.08 20:05:22 notify That wouldn't be safe in the presence of a jump
field.
And you know how those jump fields are. Better wait 8 seconds.
i realy hate this one
2005.06.02 20:04:48 notify You are unable to put anything in the cargo container because it is imploding.
and
2005.06.14 19:56:44 notify That ship isn't here
oh realy? thanks for telling
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Pantheon Lea
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Posted - 2005.08.22 18:13:00 -
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When trying to jump to a gang mate who just left the system.
"Gangster not in system"
Pantheon Lea
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true sight
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Posted - 2005.08.22 18:40:00 -
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I remember one once something simple like;
"Something bad happened"
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True Sight
President Foiritan Emissary
--<<!SUPPORT DRONES!>>--
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Hoshi
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Posted - 2005.08.22 19:17:00 -
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"Your attempt to target Meat Popsicle failed"
When trying to target a frosen corps is a deadspace mission and get the targeting bug.
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Valdi
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Posted - 2005.08.22 20:34:00 -
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im not much of an agent guy, i hate my agent, last time i was gonna talk to him, about a year ago i got the message
"BEGONE SCUM"
hehehe
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We just came to crush...
Director of Recruitment
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Daniel Jackson
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Posted - 2005.08.22 20:38:00 -
[75]
from eve i saw stuff like this:
"notify You failed to target nothing."
"[ 2005.08.20 19:57:57 ] (notify) Only ships can be assembled, this is a Frigate."
"[ 2005.08.20 20:47:23 ] (notify) Can't do that while undocking.<br>You should be squeezed out in 4 seconds."
"[ 2005.08.20 22:16:27 ] (info) You cannot fit the 125mm 'Scout' I Accelerator Cannon because your ship doesn't have any turret slots left for fitting, possibly because you have already filled your ship with turrets or that the ship simply can not be fitted with turrets.
<br><br>Turret slots represent how many weapons of a certain type can be fitted on a ship. The current design is over a hundred years old, and is modular enough to allow for a great leeway in the fitting of various weaponry."
LOL over 100 years old :P
"[ 2004.01.09 04:32:29 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Sansha's Servant lightly hits you, doing 0.0 damage."
i also rember some LOGServer stuff from when i was running logserver on Test Server it was saying saying stuff like:
"Message sent to dead window? listentry.Sender CONCORD ['UI_RESIZE']"
"->BOOGER::OnResizeDelayed"
"->BOOGER::Load"
"Problem reading class UIWindow, found member "pickChildrenOnly" (type 4), not in class. Ignored."
lol like Pick Children ONLY Not in class or somthing :P lol
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEYYY THIS SHOULD BE A SOUNDNODE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED (Explosion_l.wav)" also with (MExplosion_Paradise)
man that such a wared messedge
"Orphan'd event. ProcessShipEffect doesn't have any listeners"
"I haven't got a clue where standing2 should run, although I could guess any of these: ['bookmark', 'config', 'account', 'station', 'character']"
lol i dident know it had AI
"agents.DoBallsAdded: Not an Entity"
Caldari will once again rise above the Gallente and take back Caldari Prime!
Image done by Denrace |
Daniel Jackson
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Posted - 2005.08.22 20:39:00 -
[76]
Originally by: true sight
I remember one once something simple like;
"Something bad happened"
i rember that as well
Caldari will once again rise above the Gallente and take back Caldari Prime!
Image done by Denrace |
aeti
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Posted - 2005.08.22 20:55:00 -
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You are currently training Caldari Battleship to level 6. If you start training this skill, your current training process will be halted. Doing this will not cause you to lose any of the skill points you have already gained while training Caldari Battleship to level 6.
Are you sure you want to continue?
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CmdrRat
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Posted - 2005.08.22 21:01:00 -
[78]
Originally by: aeti
You are currently training Caldari Battleship to level 6. If you start training this skill, your current training process will be halted. Doing this will not cause you to lose any of the skill points you have already gained while training Caldari Battleship to level 6.
Are you sure you want to continue?
Heh, Did it give you how long it would take?
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aeti
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Posted - 2005.08.22 21:20:00 -
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was bugged, never got a mail for lvl 5 finishing and still showed as training, when I tried to change I got that
and now
2005.08.22 21:16:27notifyOnly need two hands to light the fuse. Please wait.
Chances are you'll find the fuse within 13 seconds.
self destructing^
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Elissen
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Posted - 2005.08.22 21:27:00 -
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Hold a sec, haven't finished the paperwork yet for your corp activities. Judging by the speed of that clerk, it might take up to 7 seconds.
Plugging this implant into your cerebral cortex might result in a fatal discharge of electro-magnetic waves from your Limited Ocular Filter - Beta. Please consider other methods of suicide.
To bring Medium Automated I Carapace Restoration online requires 150.0 power units. The total power output of your ship is only 52.5. Fitting a single module that requires more than all the power of your ship will blow your power core's fuse.
Only need two hands to light the fuse. Please wait.
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MooKids
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Posted - 2005.08.22 21:39:00 -
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Went to a locate agent, asked him to look for me, the response, or at least something like it,
You don't need a locate agent, you need a shrink
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CCP can patch away bugs, but they can't patch away stupidity. |
Sumica
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Posted - 2005.08.22 22:22:00 -
[82]
"Can not jump interference from exploding Mammoth(sumica) is preventing it"
0_o
Your not stupid just misinformed Ö |
Par'Gellen
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Posted - 2005.08.22 22:58:00 -
[83]
"Large Energy Transfer Array I deactivates as Cheese Wagon begins to explode."
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Stepping Razor
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Posted - 2005.08.23 00:32:00 -
[84]
Nobody has yet mentionned the most horrid tease in the game yet?
I forget the exact words, but it's been in game for ages. You've got a target locked who is in jump range, you jam f-keys, they disappear and the system says "you cannot activate the 425 railgun 1 because it is exploding".
OFC it has only docked or jumped :(
Razor
Originally by: Bonaventure Phaidon
CCP is the best at at least three things:
1. Really, really fun gameplay
2. Good forum presence
3. Inventing new and exciting ways to bring about in-game catacly |
Torquemanda Corteaz
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Posted - 2005.08.23 00:48:00 -
[85]
"attempting to warp to retired old fart" <tried to warp to a gang member and it kept giving me this and telling me it had failed to warp 
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Zensige
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Posted - 2005.08.23 02:00:00 -
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I personally love the :" This is you" Like you didnt know that already ey:P
Well i guess its kinda nice to have that message when your really ****ed and dont know left from right
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Luigi Thirty
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Posted - 2005.08.23 02:20:00 -
[87]
"Please wait while ship is entering hangar. Scotty, the docking manager, estimates 8 seconds until ship is in the hangar."
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Zezman
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Posted - 2005.08.23 02:40:00 -
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When attempting to put a can inside of another can:
You cannot place a Planck generator container within another Planck generator, as it will cause a graviton harmonics chain reaction whose end cannot be determined.
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Killing Machine
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Posted - 2005.08.23 02:43:00 -
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... not enough server side data exists to reimburse....
"... you'll march till I tell you to stop, you'll be tired when I tell you your tired, and you'll chew up the enemy and drag his entrails on your free time." - General Patton WWII |
Echnaton
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Posted - 2005.08.23 08:04:00 -
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I can remember getting something like this:
Cargo container has left system as of 0 seconds ago.
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