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Canis Vel
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Posted - 2005.08.20 23:54:00 -
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This one made me laugh. Yet another exmple of the "fuzzy math" that goes on behind the curtain.
"You would need 1.00 ISK ISK to complete this operation, while you only have 1.00 ISK."
Only in EVE can 1 + 1 = 5.3239249238429399848593453045... |
Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.08.20 23:55:00 -
[2]
'This is planet' always makes me giggle.
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2005.08.20 23:56:00 -
[3]
You are trying to reply to a locked thread, Concord will be notified.
CRC is a devisions of Concord Rp wise.
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage
Mail [email protected] if you have any questions. |
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Karnov Darkstar
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Posted - 2005.08.21 00:00:00 -
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Well there's always the old classic:
Something has started trying to warpscramble something.
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Ketchup! Everywhere! Suckers! |
jbob2000
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Posted - 2005.08.21 00:14:00 -
[5]
From the latest patch notes:
 Quote:
CONCORD and police ships no longer 'hang around' in deadspace complexes after enforcing the law on a player. After three minutes of watching the area for more trouble, they get bored and leave the complex to get donuts.
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Abdalion
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Posted - 2005.08.21 00:25:00 -
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Originally by: Eris Discordia
You are trying to reply to a locked thread, Concord will be notified.
CRC is a devisions of Concord Rp wise.
Happens alot with Eris I am afraid, but we are keeping notes!
I happen to like:
"Something is trying to warp scramble something"
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2005.08.21 00:33:00 -
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Someday we will overthrow Concord and create a pirate nation in empire.
*dreams off*
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage
Mail [email protected] if you have any questions. |
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Cosmic Dragon
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Posted - 2005.08.21 03:26:00 -
[8]
Do Not Read
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder!!! |
Xoria Krint
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Posted - 2005.08.21 03:28:00 -
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2005.08.16 19:11:49 notify
Only ships can be assembled, this is a Shuttle.
2005.08.17 02:17:31 notify xxxxx has started trying to warp scramble the Stargate, "Stargate (Omigiav)"
Space Invader | Shadow Of The Ghost | Xoria Krint
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Sochin
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Posted - 2005.08.21 03:33:00 -
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"Stepping out to find a bush, depending on the location of said bush this may take up to 17 seconds."
"You are already halfway aboard your ship. Estimated time to get the other half aboard is 10 seconds."
Also, I find it curious that every station employs someone named "Scotty" as it's docking manager.
Nemo me impune lacessit
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Drilla
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Posted - 2005.08.21 04:01:00 -
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The 'you are about to be CONCORDOKKENED' message is funny too but cant remember it :)
EVE System Security - Killboard (still early alpha) |
TjanitN Tcroxlr
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Posted - 2005.08.21 04:26:00 -
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I too, cannot recall the exact wording but it's something like: It is much more efficient to talk to yourself without using IRC.
Q A Homepage * Recruiting Information |
Xoria Krint
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Posted - 2005.08.21 04:48:00 -
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Originally by: TjanitN Tcroxlr
I too, cannot recall the exact wording but it's something like: It is much more efficient to talk to yourself without using IRC.
Yea , When you dubble click yourself in a chat.
"It is much more efficient to talk to yourself in person than via the chat system."
Space Invader | Shadow Of The Ghost | Xoria Krint
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James Baker
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Posted - 2005.08.21 07:44:00 -
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So many funny little messages I've gotten during time (intended or unintended), I can't remember any of them sadly.
However, I do remember reading through the LogServer files after testing something and finding "A major crap variable" 
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Nikko Forte
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Posted - 2005.08.21 07:48:00 -
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I just got a very strange message.
It just said "This is planet"... for no reason.
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Z1LCH
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Posted - 2005.08.21 08:16:00 -
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"Ship is out of Control"
ftw
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2005.08.21 08:25:00 -
[17]
The entirety of the EULA.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Sku1ly
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Posted - 2005.08.21 08:31:00 -
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This is not space pig.
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Teela Belwynn
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Posted - 2005.08.21 09:01:00 -
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Your 1MN MicroWarpdrive is already Speed Boost.
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Hamatitio
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Posted - 2005.08.21 09:10:00 -
[20]
2005.08.21 09:09:26notifyLarge Armor Repairer II is already armorRepair.
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RUNYOUFOOLS
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Posted - 2005.08.21 09:17:00 -
[21]
from my sig
/me ♥ veld
(notify) Your ship is no longer in the same location, so whatever it was you were trying to fails.
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Galk
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Posted - 2005.08.21 09:22:00 -
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"You have been gagged for 12hrs, reason because ****** is in one of his moods again"
The amazing ccp mind reading device in effect....
Must have been, id only hit enter about 5 times that night in the game.. 99% of everything i was saying was over ts...
Ofcourse i did/said nothing wrong... they were happy to admit that to me.... BUT they wouldn't tell me why they did that.
Professionals:/
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Arguing that namechanging would promote griefing is somewhat moot given the current FFA on that front.
'Danton Marcellus'
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2005.08.21 09:52:00 -
[23]
Someone has it in her signature:
"Corpse cannot be fitted onto ship."
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I tried strip mining, but I lost and it's cold flying around in space naked. |
ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.08.21 11:16:00 -
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Notify: tracking computerII is already turretweaponrangetrackingspeedmultiplyactivate
every time i get that i just like stare at the computer and say "why thanks i needed to know that"
...unless theres somebody in the room with me 
Advertise in my sig!
I am ParMizaN and i love Zarthanon |
Zaldiri
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Posted - 2005.08.21 11:18:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Xoria Krint
2005.08.16 19:11:49 notify
Only ships can be assembled, this is a Shuttle.
Yeah I got that when trying to fit out my Dominix... my reaction was "NO you ******* tard its a bloody Amour ReP!"
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Admiral of King Frieza's Super Saiyan fleet.
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Luigi Thirty
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Posted - 2005.08.21 13:47:00 -
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"Your standing with us is 0.01627273957926, so we will take 4.98372726042074% of whatever is reprocessed."
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Cloue
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Posted - 2005.08.21 13:54:00 -
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It is much more efficient to talk to yourself in person than via the chat system. 
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Jonkai
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Posted - 2005.08.21 14:30:00 -
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I would post mine, but I'd get into trouble 
Don't hate me for speaking the truth! You know it makes sense.
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patch
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Posted - 2005.08.21 14:39:00 -
[29]
you failed to target nothing
http://www.zen36872.zen.co.uk/patch.png |
Drilla
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Posted - 2005.08.21 19:38:00 -
[30]
I remember right after Retail when you got exception error windows it's read something like:
Ohh dear, someone f*cked up.
After first patch it was 'cleaned up'
EVE System Security - Killboard (still early alpha) |
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RedClaws
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Posted - 2005.08.21 19:59:00 -
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ON the "X" of local : MINIMIZE! (you are not supposed to close this window)
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Zoidberg ENB
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Posted - 2005.08.21 21:46:00 -
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I got this twice and I have no idea how I got it or what it means.
"This is not a space pig"
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Snyper Kitten
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Posted - 2005.08.21 23:07:00 -
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cant remeber the exact wording but the message says something like this: "you cant plug 2 impants into the same slot. There are much easier ways to kill yourself"
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You thought you saw a putty tat?
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Rasitiln
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Posted - 2005.08.21 23:53:00 -
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I got this message today when I tired to look at a megathron "This is not a space pig"
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DeODokktor
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Posted - 2005.08.22 00:07:00 -
[35]
From my agent
"Oh My! My computer just crashed horribly when I was entering your mission acceptance, and I lost the file on your mission. I knew I should have installed a backup file system... Anyhow, the cause of this has been logged on the server along with a nice stack trace explaining what went wrong, so the proper authorities will undoubtedly repair this mission as soon as possible. Perhaps you would like another mission in the meantime?"
It kept crashing on every mission after that, when I found one I liked I would stop and leave it for a few hours in hopes of it gettin fixed ;)
I also have/had an agent that told me
"You can not accept this mission as you are currently disconnected".. and then it would give me the back button to click.
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Kehmor
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Posted - 2005.08.22 00:07:00 -
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my least favourite is the one that is like
"activation attempt underway"
or something liek that
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Dol Amroth
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Posted - 2005.08.22 00:30:00 -
[37]
F1, F2, F3, F4, F5, F6, F7. 
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anister
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Posted - 2005.08.22 00:45:00 -
[38]
You are about to throw away ten units of Homeless. Are you absolutely sure you want to do this?
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Dao 2
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Posted - 2005.08.22 01:31:00 -
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'You are trying to post to a locked channel
CONCORD has been notified'
and ;p
i forgot what it was exactly but...
'You are trying to hack into CONCORD's mainframe, your wallet will be emptied'
even though that was on the forums i quickly alt tabbed and checked my wallet :|
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RnD Guy
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Posted - 2005.08.22 01:35:00 -
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Originally by: Dao 2
even though that was on the forums i quickly alt tabbed and checked my wallet :|
:D ha
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Best Idea Ever!!
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=204497&page=1 |
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2005.08.22 01:45:00 -
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I missed the old rp reasons for when people got stuck such as
"A malfunction in the gravity generator at xxxx has left some cattle floating through the hanger bay. Pilots will not be able to depart until these poor animals are recovered."
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James McGowen
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Posted - 2005.08.22 02:00:00 -
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"training of skill caldari crusier lvl 6 completed"
I freaked out, thought I'd have the best HAC ever. Then I looked at the email, it said lvl 5 :(. I have a screenshot tho, it did say lvl 6. Wierd.
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"To err is human"
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2005.08.22 02:26:00 -
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I clciked on Nafri and a pop up said
"This is a pig."
or
"Hold a sec, haven't finished talking with the gang yet.
Never thought smacktalk would hold me up for 29 seconds."
I got ganged by a friend as I warped to a camped orvolle gate in pf, when i got that msg I thought oops....but the 6bs never touched me saying in local "hey tenacha we aint gonna fall for that trick again"
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Wanten
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Posted - 2005.08.22 08:31:00 -
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Lol i get the pig one often, but yetserday i was plesantly surprised to take a shuttle to pick up a skill book only to find when i got to the station my hold was full with 10m3 of alloys, i thought ill refine this so i have some hold space left, refined and ended up with 25m3 of mins now i really wished things like this happened in rl.
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Hanns
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Posted - 2005.08.22 08:53:00 -
[45]
Edited by: Hanns on 22/08/2005 08:52:44
EVE Womans voice
"Your Capacitor is Empty"
No shait, Heavy NOS 4tw!
Heavy NOS 4tw! |
Nikita Fontaine
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Posted - 2005.08.22 09:28:00 -
[46]
I forget the first part of the message that flashed up it was something like 'target out of range' but the last bit said 'Missile nerf ftw \o/' which amused me... especially as I was using guns at the time.
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Great minds think alike but fools seldom differ |
Trooper B99
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Posted - 2005.08.22 09:31:00 -
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My favourite was when you tried to undock without a ship OR pod.
Something along the lines of "I am sorry, you cannot undock at this time without the form 4X-345D filled out in in triplicate."
Hope i still have that screenie somewhere.
Wirykomi Team Racer - COLOSSUS Championships Year 106
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Simon Illian
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Posted - 2005.08.22 10:04:00 -
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i got a really funny message when i try to switch skill when i jump into another system, don't remember the message, but it was funny
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voodoo
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Posted - 2005.08.22 10:55:00 -
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not a game message but i did get a response from a person who might respond to me about something i was responding to them about. Since Im forbidden to discuss anything that someone may or may not have responded to me about,.
and I quote here
"There is no lag in fleet battles"
yeah that was about 1 year ago as well wtf
The Blue Pills Make Me Happy |
Rimhawk
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Posted - 2005.08.22 11:04:00 -
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One message I saw on my screen during the recent server troubles:
"Please standby for the daily unscheduled downtime"...
Or something to that effect...
Rimhawk
IX Technologies |
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Safaomae
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Posted - 2005.08.22 11:43:00 -
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"scourge heavy missile belonging to unknown hits you doing x damage"
But I SAW it come from that ship over there!
/dispairs 
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Karunel
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Posted - 2005.08.22 11:47:00 -
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"Performing pre-authentication handshake"
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Par'Gellen
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Posted - 2005.08.22 12:10:00 -
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My personal favorite from just after Release. It now says something else but it's not as funny.
"You cannot jump while jumping."
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Valar
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Posted - 2005.08.22 12:19:00 -
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My personal favorite... "Can't move pilot into space - He would suffer"
Happens if you try to transfer a character into space if he's not inside a ship
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Valar
Quality assurance department
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Winterblink
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Posted - 2005.08.22 13:34:00 -
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Originally by: Par'Gellen
"You cannot jump while jumping."
Wow... that's deep. Who'd have thought this game would be a commentary on life. :)
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Altaireus
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Posted - 2005.08.22 13:50:00 -
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had this one today..
[ 2005.08.22 09:19:10 ] (info) Failed to resolve station, reason='You must be located at a station to use this service'
somehow i managed to drag the entire station interface with me when undocking.. and the agent list was listing every "agent in space" in probably the entire galaxy, instead of showing the ones in the station i undocked from
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Andros vonBek
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Posted - 2005.08.22 14:11:00 -
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Notify : Your ship is not in the same location. Whatever you were trying to do failed. (I was activating a jump gate i think)
I'll have to wait until I get back home, but I got one yesterday along the lines of "You cannot undock with too much cargo, your ship has a cargo of 11221 but somehow 11650 has been squeezed in" (4299 units of concentrated veld appeared in my ship hold overnight while the ship was already totally full  )
I've started saving a list now
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Bex Beere
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Posted - 2005.08.22 14:53:00 -
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Edited by: Bex Beere on 22/08/2005 14:53:40
Originally by: Par'Gellen
My personal favorite from just after Release. It now says something else but it's not as funny.
"You cannot jump while jumping."
I've always found "can't navigate while warping" and "can't navigate while jumping" to be strange. I mean, surely those would be two very good times to be navigating, or is that why it takes twice as many jumps to get to some places these days.
Bex Beere
Factory Manager
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hired goon
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:09:00 -
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I think it was just after EXODUS when you could show info on some modules, and see an attribute that said something like "Err... you're not supposed to see this. If you can, it's broken."
And once somewhere around the same time, when trying to warp I got a "You need 380.0 capacator to warp, you only have 380.0 cap" and I was stuck.
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hired goon
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:11:00 -
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The Planck Bubble Generator is also a classic.
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We come in peace. And tanks. |
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Andrue
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:21:00 -
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A couple of weeks ago I was trying to dock my hauler and got told that my ship would be squeezed out in a few seconds. Lag can be a beautiful thing :)
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[Brackley, UK]
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Neon Genesis
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:23:00 -
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I challenge you to top this one.
'info It is much more efficient to talk to yourself in person than via the chat system'
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There, i just contributed nothing to your thread
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Callistus
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:25:00 -
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Tried to jump right after joining a gang and got: "Hold on I'm still dealing with the gang stuff, who'd of thought smacktalk would take so long"
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Sarmaul
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:35:00 -
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"something is trying to warpscramble something"
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:37:00 -
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All items are busy
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Cloue
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:39:00 -
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Originally by: Neon Genesis
I challenge you to top this one.
'info It is much more efficient to talk to yourself in person than via the chat system'
i already posted that one
but there is some truth in it
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Neon Genesis
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Posted - 2005.08.22 16:55:00 -
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Originally by: Cloue
Originally by: Neon Genesis
I challenge you to top this one.
'info It is much more efficient to talk to yourself in person than via the chat system'
i already posted that one
but there is some truth in it
Gah. sry :p
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There, i just contributed nothing to your thread
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qyros
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Posted - 2005.08.22 17:03:00 -
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Edited by: qyros on 22/08/2005 17:03:35
"Relax and wait for the bang, man.
And we sure like those bangs. To bad it's 12 seconds away."
Ahh that¦s real compassion...
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TjanitN Tcroxlr
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Posted - 2005.08.22 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: Cloue
Originally by: Neon Genesis
I challenge you to top this one.
'info It is much more efficient to talk to yourself in person than via the chat system'
i already posted that one
but there is some truth in it
I posted it first 
Q A Homepage * Recruiting Information |
Jaraa
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Posted - 2005.08.22 18:02:00 -
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Edited by: Jaraa on 22/08/2005 18:01:47
Made a list over stuff like this. Looked through it and found a weird one:
2005.08.12 18:52:56 notify Interference from the warp Demonstheses' Crow is preventing your sensors from getting a target lock on them.
2005.07.25 19:39:31 notify Strip Miner I deactivates because it's target, A, is
not locked.
2005.06.08 20:05:22 notify That wouldn't be safe in the presence of a jump
field.
And you know how those jump fields are. Better wait 8 seconds.
i realy hate this one
2005.06.02 20:04:48 notify You are unable to put anything in the cargo container because it is imploding.
and
2005.06.14 19:56:44 notify That ship isn't here
oh realy? thanks for telling
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Pantheon Lea
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Posted - 2005.08.22 18:13:00 -
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When trying to jump to a gang mate who just left the system.
"Gangster not in system"
Pantheon Lea
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true sight
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Posted - 2005.08.22 18:40:00 -
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I remember one once something simple like;
"Something bad happened"
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True Sight
President Foiritan Emissary
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Hoshi
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Posted - 2005.08.22 19:17:00 -
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"Your attempt to target Meat Popsicle failed"
When trying to target a frosen corps is a deadspace mission and get the targeting bug.
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Valdi
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Posted - 2005.08.22 20:34:00 -
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im not much of an agent guy, i hate my agent, last time i was gonna talk to him, about a year ago i got the message
"BEGONE SCUM"
hehehe
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We just came to crush...
Director of Recruitment
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Daniel Jackson
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Posted - 2005.08.22 20:38:00 -
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from eve i saw stuff like this:
"notify You failed to target nothing."
"[ 2005.08.20 19:57:57 ] (notify) Only ships can be assembled, this is a Frigate."
"[ 2005.08.20 20:47:23 ] (notify) Can't do that while undocking.<br>You should be squeezed out in 4 seconds."
"[ 2005.08.20 22:16:27 ] (info) You cannot fit the 125mm 'Scout' I Accelerator Cannon because your ship doesn't have any turret slots left for fitting, possibly because you have already filled your ship with turrets or that the ship simply can not be fitted with turrets.
<br><br>Turret slots represent how many weapons of a certain type can be fitted on a ship. The current design is over a hundred years old, and is modular enough to allow for a great leeway in the fitting of various weaponry."
LOL over 100 years old :P
"[ 2004.01.09 04:32:29 ] (combat) <color=0xffbb6600>Sansha's Servant lightly hits you, doing 0.0 damage."
i also rember some LOGServer stuff from when i was running logserver on Test Server it was saying saying stuff like:
"Message sent to dead window? listentry.Sender CONCORD ['UI_RESIZE']"
"->BOOGER::OnResizeDelayed"
"->BOOGER::Load"
"Problem reading class UIWindow, found member "pickChildrenOnly" (type 4), not in class. Ignored."
lol like Pick Children ONLY Not in class or somthing :P lol
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEYYY THIS SHOULD BE A SOUNDNODE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED (Explosion_l.wav)" also with (MExplosion_Paradise)
man that such a wared messedge
"Orphan'd event. ProcessShipEffect doesn't have any listeners"
"I haven't got a clue where standing2 should run, although I could guess any of these: ['bookmark', 'config', 'account', 'station', 'character']"
lol i dident know it had AI
"agents.DoBallsAdded: Not an Entity"
Caldari will once again rise above the Gallente and take back Caldari Prime!
Image done by Denrace |
Daniel Jackson
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Posted - 2005.08.22 20:39:00 -
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Originally by: true sight
I remember one once something simple like;
"Something bad happened"
i rember that as well
Caldari will once again rise above the Gallente and take back Caldari Prime!
Image done by Denrace |
aeti
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Posted - 2005.08.22 20:55:00 -
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You are currently training Caldari Battleship to level 6. If you start training this skill, your current training process will be halted. Doing this will not cause you to lose any of the skill points you have already gained while training Caldari Battleship to level 6.
Are you sure you want to continue?
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CmdrRat
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Posted - 2005.08.22 21:01:00 -
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Originally by: aeti
You are currently training Caldari Battleship to level 6. If you start training this skill, your current training process will be halted. Doing this will not cause you to lose any of the skill points you have already gained while training Caldari Battleship to level 6.
Are you sure you want to continue?
Heh, Did it give you how long it would take?
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aeti
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Posted - 2005.08.22 21:20:00 -
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was bugged, never got a mail for lvl 5 finishing and still showed as training, when I tried to change I got that
and now
2005.08.22 21:16:27notifyOnly need two hands to light the fuse. Please wait.
Chances are you'll find the fuse within 13 seconds.
self destructing^
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Elissen
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Posted - 2005.08.22 21:27:00 -
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Hold a sec, haven't finished the paperwork yet for your corp activities. Judging by the speed of that clerk, it might take up to 7 seconds.
Plugging this implant into your cerebral cortex might result in a fatal discharge of electro-magnetic waves from your Limited Ocular Filter - Beta. Please consider other methods of suicide.
To bring Medium Automated I Carapace Restoration online requires 150.0 power units. The total power output of your ship is only 52.5. Fitting a single module that requires more than all the power of your ship will blow your power core's fuse.
Only need two hands to light the fuse. Please wait.
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MooKids
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Posted - 2005.08.22 21:39:00 -
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Went to a locate agent, asked him to look for me, the response, or at least something like it,
You don't need a locate agent, you need a shrink
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Sumica
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Posted - 2005.08.22 22:22:00 -
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"Can not jump interference from exploding Mammoth(sumica) is preventing it"
0_o
Your not stupid just misinformed Ö |
Par'Gellen
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Posted - 2005.08.22 22:58:00 -
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"Large Energy Transfer Array I deactivates as Cheese Wagon begins to explode."
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Stepping Razor
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Posted - 2005.08.23 00:32:00 -
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Nobody has yet mentionned the most horrid tease in the game yet?
I forget the exact words, but it's been in game for ages. You've got a target locked who is in jump range, you jam f-keys, they disappear and the system says "you cannot activate the 425 railgun 1 because it is exploding".
OFC it has only docked or jumped :(
Razor
Originally by: Bonaventure Phaidon
CCP is the best at at least three things:
1. Really, really fun gameplay
2. Good forum presence
3. Inventing new and exciting ways to bring about in-game catacly |
Torquemanda Corteaz
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Posted - 2005.08.23 00:48:00 -
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"attempting to warp to retired old fart" <tried to warp to a gang member and it kept giving me this and telling me it had failed to warp
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Zensige
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Posted - 2005.08.23 02:00:00 -
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I personally love the :" This is you" Like you didnt know that already ey:P
Well i guess its kinda nice to have that message when your really ****ed and dont know left from right
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Luigi Thirty
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Posted - 2005.08.23 02:20:00 -
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"Please wait while ship is entering hangar. Scotty, the docking manager, estimates 8 seconds until ship is in the hangar."
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Zezman
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Posted - 2005.08.23 02:40:00 -
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When attempting to put a can inside of another can:
You cannot place a Planck generator container within another Planck generator, as it will cause a graviton harmonics chain reaction whose end cannot be determined.
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Killing Machine
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Posted - 2005.08.23 02:43:00 -
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... not enough server side data exists to reimburse....
"... you'll march till I tell you to stop, you'll be tired when I tell you your tired, and you'll chew up the enemy and drag his entrails on your free time." - General Patton WWII |
Echnaton
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Posted - 2005.08.23 08:04:00 -
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I can remember getting something like this:
Cargo container has left system as of 0 seconds ago.
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Serve
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Posted - 2005.08.23 08:06:00 -
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The one about cargo space when mining, something like..."you dont have enough cargo space to transfer that item, you only have 12.4575493978460640 cargo space left"
Nothing like being exact.
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VossKarr
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Posted - 2005.08.23 08:20:00 -
[92]
Originally by: MooKids
Went to a locate agent, asked him to look for me, the response, or at least something like it,
You don't need a locate agent, you need a shrink
Heh, I remember that one!
Now try to ask him to look up his own name! 
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Andrue
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Posted - 2005.08.23 09:04:00 -
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Originally by: Callistus
Tried to jump right after joining a gang and got: "Hold on I'm still dealing with the gang stuff, who'd of thought smacktalk would take so long"
Yah, seen that one myself once :)
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(Battle hardened miner)
[Brackley, UK]
WARNING:This post may contain large doses of reality. |
Andrue
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Posted - 2005.08.23 09:09:00 -
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And it's just sooooo funny to get:
"The asteroid is depleted"
"The asteroid is depleted"
"The asteroid is depleted"
"The asteroid is depleted"
"The asteroid is depleted"
"The asteroid is depleted"
"The asteroid is depleted"
"The asteroid is depleted"
Not 
P-p-p-p-lease, CCP. Stop this choral symphony!
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(Battle hardened miner)
[Brackley, UK]
WARNING:This post may contain large doses of reality. |
Lifewire
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Posted - 2005.08.23 10:40:00 -
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For the oldies: derelict has started to warpscramble derelict.
Try a TDG spawn or the TDG complexes in Pure Blind, Syndicate or empire. |
Ebedar
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Posted - 2005.08.23 11:04:00 -
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I forget the wording, but there used to be one about Victoria Station exploding too.
One Step Further |
ChefAce
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Posted - 2005.08.23 12:32:00 -
[97]
WE'RE SORRY. SOMETHING HAPPENED TO OUR PLANCK BUBBLE STABILIZER!
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Spy4Hire
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Posted - 2005.08.23 14:04:00 -
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"You require 27.3 power to activate that module. You have 41.4 power."
Or something along those lines...
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elFarto
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Posted - 2005.08.23 14:23:00 -
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From the depths of omgrawr.net:
2005.07.22 15:11:07 info Attention travellers! There have been multiple reports of stuck problems in the following systems: Amamake, Eystur, Egghelende, Teshi, Sayartchen, Gosalav, Sorzielang, Abaim, O-CNPR, VRH-H7, O1Y-ED, K4YZ-Y, X36Y-G, L-C3O7, Edani, Danera, Aurejet, Rilera,
Shokal, Atarli, Keproh, Zatamaka, Rannoze, Piri, Osmomonne. Please avoid them until further notice.
2005.07.22 15:12:15 info Oh, and Hek.
Regards
elFarto
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Mar Sera
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Posted - 2005.08.23 18:07:00 -
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"Drone Point Defense Battery perfectly hits you, wrecking for 0.0 damage."
So, will worse hits heal me?
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Daniel Jackson
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Posted - 2005.08.23 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: Lifewire
For the oldies: derelict has started to warpscramble derelict.
ahh ya that was a classic same with that cargocontainer 1 that that 1 person posted about having non and when u have that much left
Caldari will once again rise above the Gallente and take back Caldari Prime!
Image done by Denrace |
Bozse
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Posted - 2005.08.23 19:29:00 -
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Not a message but a fun description from a skill on sisi
"Skill for faster flames in the boomboom"
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Vult
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Posted - 2005.08.23 20:08:00 -
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Can't remember exact wording, but if you try to switch ships in a hangar right after logging in, you get "Can't do that until I finish gathering my senses. Should take me another X seconds to gather them."
Now, CCP... please put one in for when you manage to overstuff your cargo hold in space that says "You stuffed yourself beyond capacity, take a load off, then you can move."
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Sumica
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Posted - 2005.08.23 20:58:00 -
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Edited by: Sumica on 23/08/2005 20:58:39
Originally by: elFarto
From the depths of omgrawr.net:
2005.07.22 15:11:07 info Attention travellers! There have been multiple reports of stuck problems in the following systems: Amamake, Eystur, Egghelende, Teshi, Sayartchen, Gosalav, Sorzielang, Abaim, O-CNPR, VRH-H7, O1Y-ED, K4YZ-Y, X36Y-G, L-C3O7, Edani, Danera, Aurejet, Rilera,
Shokal, Atarli, Keproh, Zatamaka, Rannoze, Piri, Osmomonne. Please avoid them until further notice.
2005.07.22 15:12:15 info Oh, and Hek.
Regards
elFarto
I rember that one, I said in help they forgot Hek seeing as I was stuck there and like 3 seconds later there it was. Almost spilld my drink laughing.
Your not stupid just misinformed Ö |
Lunaticdie04
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Posted - 2005.08.24 15:29:00 -
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Here's one I just got.
2005.08.24 15:26:02infoTo bring 1MN Afterburner I online requires 10.0 power units, but only 10.0 of the 41.3 units that your power core produces are still available.
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2005.08.24 16:24:00 -
[106]
Originally by: Lunaticdie04
Here's one I just got.
2005.08.24 15:26:02infoTo bring 1MN Afterburner I online requires 10.0 power units, but only 10.0 of the 41.3 units that your power core produces are still available.
Yup .... giving the exact amount left (9.9987254952) is a silly message ... rounding off instead of giving the exact amount left (10.0) is also a silly message.
So what they're supposed to tell you is...?
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I tried strip mining, but I lost and it's cold flying around in space naked. |
Lunaticdie04
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Posted - 2005.08.24 16:32:00 -
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But i always used to get those messages to a few decimal places like you need 1MW but only have .9 or whatever. I dont think this was rounded up. Well actually knowing how random EVE can be it prob was.
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Luigi Thirty
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Posted - 2005.08.24 20:50:00 -
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You can't add the Viscous Pyroxeres as there simply isn't enough room for it to fit. It takes up 95.7 units of volume, and there are only 4.54747350886e-013 left.
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Hellspawn01
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Posted - 2005.08.25 00:38:00 -
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You cannot launch the a Hammerhead I because you are already controlling 9 drones, as much as you have skill to. (As if I didnt know that!)
Sansha's Minion has just left Anjedin as of 1s ago.
Can't navigate while jumping.
Can't navigate while warping. (most useless messege ewa)
You must be within 1500 meters from the container to remove items from it. (but you are actually 300m away)
Oh and Hek.
Ö
WTB True Sansha stuff. |
Luigi Thirty
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Posted - 2005.08.25 00:56:00 -
[110]
All items are busy
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fras
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Posted - 2005.08.25 01:17:00 -
[111]
that is considered a BORDERLINE exploit
lol third graders should be allowed to respons to messages
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Lan2
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Posted - 2005.08.25 02:04:00 -
[112]
Originally by: Wild Rho
I missed the old rp reasons for when people got stuck such as
"A malfunction in the gravity generator at xxxx has left some cattle floating through the hanger bay. Pilots will not be able to depart until these poor animals are recovered."
Anybody remeber the rp "Space squirrels attacking the DED station in Yulia" stuck global message? I wish I would have taken a screenshot of that message....
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Minerva IV
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Posted - 2005.08.25 02:28:00 -
[113]
http://www.knaggsy.co.uk/uploads/reboot2ze.png
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Linavin
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Posted - 2005.08.25 04:01:00 -
[114]
Edited by: Linavin on 25/08/2005 04:01:37
Quote:
Sorry, can't do that. Your pod is still preparing the ambiotic fluid. Now we just have to find a place for the donuts within the next 25 seconds.
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Ticondrius
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Posted - 2005.08.25 06:05:00 -
[115]
"Exotic Dancers are busy" When trying to move them from place to place while lagged.
"I said MORE Minmatar slave labor, not LESS!!" Seen when the newsfeed isn't working in the char selection screen.
"If I'm brutally honest and it offends you, that's not my fault." |
madaluap
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Posted - 2005.08.25 12:50:00 -
[116]
but how can you get that pig message? i mean i never had that 1 before and i have been in eve for quite a while now.
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Shai Faetal
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Posted - 2005.08.25 15:28:00 -
[117]
2005.08.25 15:22:48notifyThe Cargo Container is not in space nearby and its not in your cargo hold. Because of this you cannot do whatever it is you were trying.
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Thread Locked
You are trying to post to a locked thread
CONCORD has been notified
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(>.<) This is Mang0o. Copy Mang0o into
your signature to help him on his way
to world domination.
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Natasha Kerensky
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Posted - 2005.08.25 16:20:00 -
[118]
I said more minmitar slave workers, not less!
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Tekka
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Posted - 2005.08.25 23:17:00 -
[119]
Beat this ;)
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Berilac
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Posted - 2005.08.26 21:23:00 -
[120]
i both ran into this and (looking back though the messages) found out where it comes from:
This is not a space pig.
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Tesk Malloc
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Posted - 2005.08.26 21:25:00 -
[121]
"Warping to Enslavers Ego"
It's so big it's a celestial object.
Tesk Malloc - Hired Scum, Murderer and All Round Nasty Piece Of Work
"You can't love life too much. Everybody dies." |
Nac MacFeegle
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Posted - 2005.08.26 21:27:00 -
[122]
I still like the description for Dreadnoughts in the Item Database: "Big Scary Things"
All opinions expressed in this message are personal and don't necessarily reflect those of the poster's corp or alliance. |
Par'Gellen
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Posted - 2005.08.26 22:57:00 -
[123]
Originally by: Tekka
Beat this ;)
ROFLMAO!!!
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true sight
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Posted - 2005.08.26 23:14:00 -
[124]
This has got to be the most stupid message that could come up:
"You Begin to Warp scramble TomB"
Well, maybe the message isnt the most stupid, but the person who got it would be
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True Sight
President Foiritan Emissary
--<<!SUPPORT DRONES!>>--
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Par'Gellen
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:26:00 -
[125]
After clicking the Update button when editing a post:
"This thread does not exist."
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Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:38:00 -
[126]
"Of the x drones under your command, x carried it out and y did not for various reasons"
Wording is not exact, but it pops up when trying to order them beyond their operational range. When I first saw it, drones weren't used that much save for mining, so when I pasted it in corpchat the notion of a Drone Union arranging a strike on my ship was put forward.
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Is this a constructive thread? |
Hayzo
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:43:00 -
[127]
"It is much more efficient to talk to yourself in person than via the chat system."
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"Sanity is not Statistical" |
Knossos
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:52:00 -
[128]
My favourite message is when you eject from your ship and try to board it again quickly.
Something about stepping out to find a bush :o
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Jedzias Miezekatze
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Posted - 2005.08.30 12:53:00 -
[129]
"Server restarting"
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Iron Jaw
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Posted - 2005.08.30 13:00:00 -
[130]
Not in eve but in the website.
"The website you requested has been temporarily disabled. We have a number of Amarrians bringing in Minmatar labour workers to get it up back."
Also in the eve browser loading up a webpage "Somthing Went wrong" .. great thanks really informative.
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SULAN BARHIR
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Posted - 2005.08.30 22:56:00 -
[131]
"Azure Plagioclase requires 0 units of space. Container only has 0 units of space left."
Don't get in my Hit List. It's hard to get out.
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Vhoa Gerstari
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Posted - 2005.08.30 23:08:00 -
[132]
You are about to throw away ten units of Garbage. Are you absolutely sure you want to do this?
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Desired Username
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Posted - 2005.08.31 10:11:00 -
[133]
"Cold-Gas Arcjet Thrusters is already speed boost"
Excellent grammar! |
Staliantan
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Posted - 2005.08.31 17:01:00 -
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one from the ingame browser when i try to get on a page:
"something went wrong"
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Darax Thulain
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Posted - 2005.08.31 20:22:00 -
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Had to read the entire thread to see if it had been posted allready, hehe.
My all time fav is this:
"Something horrible happened and the client was shut down."
Needless to say, I stared blankly at the screen some seconds before attempting to get back on.
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StarRanger
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Posted - 2005.08.31 21:23:00 -
[136]
I see it every day, more then ones, at every gate in Empire space....
"this space for rent..."
but where can i find this office to rent it at??
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Jex Jast
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Posted - 2005.08.31 21:26:00 -
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from what I've read, the person who coded that no longer works at CCP or moved to a diff dept. or something and I dont think that is actually for rent anymore.
but I'm not sure of that at all.
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Kills: 0
Repeats: 0
Bounties Collected...you guessed it.
Gotta get these numbers off the ground. |
Par'Gellen
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Posted - 2005.09.01 23:57:00 -
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"seventeen hundred thousand credits"
I think the devs need better translators...
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