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Franky B
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Posted - 2005.08.24 07:21:00 -
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after jumping an 0.0 gate instead of an 0.6 gate and then turning my back to the pc for a few minutes, then to see FLASHES OF WHITE behind me... then turning around to see my AF being shredded by a 10 man camp...
SH*T THIS ISNT IBURA
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Aeon Yakati
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Posted - 2005.08.24 07:48:00 -
[92]
 Originally by: Corey Grim
TS..
ME: OH Sh**!!
*silence*
*silence*
FC: What?
ME: Well i accidently jumped through......
FC: WHAT!!
ME: yeah just let u know theres about 30 *pop* ... hostiles in here....
Classic 
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jamesw
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Posted - 2005.08.24 07:51:00 -
[93]
[ishkur]
jamesw: its only 2 deimos... I'll just keep them at 25km and let my 9 light drones do the work...
*zap*
jamesw: oh crap, that second deimos was actually a zealot. 
jamesw: hmmm... zealot...25km...mwd on... yeah no wonder he got me in 1 shot!
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Rubra Libertas Militia
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Dred 'Morte
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Posted - 2005.08.24 07:59:00 -
[94]
death b4 desonor
few minuts later
Are you sure you want to cancel your EVE subscription?
next day im back anyway.
Signature made by Mr Floppykickners |
Engelious Angelion
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Posted - 2005.08.24 09:15:00 -
[95]
The most used.:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Second most used:
My implants!!!!!!!!
Third most used:
MY MODS'S
Most recent used:
Naaa... they wont be camping on the other side of the gate.
"jumping in to system"
BOOM, WRECK, KAPOW, SLAM!, BAM!
"boarding Pod"
BOOOOOOM!
.......welcome to your afterlife.
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Cowboy
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Posted - 2005.08.24 09:24:00 -
[96]
Edited by: Cowboy on 24/08/2005 09:26:07
"Watch this..."
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Wrayeth
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Posted - 2005.08.24 09:34:00 -
[97]
"What?! Why is my ship 15km from the gate? I used a freakin' insta!"...local fills up with a BoB frig fleet. "Sh** **** **** ****! Come on you stupid wh*** get into warp!" BoB fleet arrives...lock target...lock target...lock target...lock target...lock target... Hmm...rifer...nos...torps...crow...nos...torps...tempest?! Jam...jam...jam.... Rifter...pop...crow...pop...my scorpion...pop....
Dead silence...
"Stupid autopilot."
-Wrayeth
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Dsanta2345
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Posted - 2005.08.24 10:30:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Katyan Silverspear
Edited by: Katyan Silverspear on 23/08/2005 05:52:47
"omg you ******* ****** im gonna **** you ******* **** ************ up you ******* ******* **********!" 
******* crap **** **** **** ******* crap **** **** **** ******* crap **** **** **** ******* crap **** **** **** ******* crap **** **** **** ******* crap **** **** **** ******* crap **** **** **** ******* crap **** **** **** ******* crap **** **** ****
lol
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Anpi
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Posted - 2005.08.24 11:24:00 -
[99]
"Stealthbombers can't hurt ceptors very good now can they?"
I died in one volley in my mwd'ing raptor...no wonder...
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Carvas
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Posted - 2005.08.24 11:28:00 -
[100]
Ally CEO: Ok only Carvas warp to the POS, we had a bug here a few days back need to make sure its fixed.
CV: Warping
AC: WARP OUT WARP OUT
Weapons test concluded: POS defenses are retarded.
funniest line i've said wasn't a death line as i just made it out, but it went something like this.
"Hey BC, why are the POS turrets flashing red?"
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Amaron Ghant
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Posted - 2005.08.24 11:35:00 -
[101]
Edited by: Amaron Ghant on 24/08/2005 11:36:14
Edited by: Amaron Ghant on 24/08/2005 11:36:04
What the F.........?!!!!!!! Oh bugger
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jonus Rath
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Posted - 2005.08.24 11:39:00 -
[102]
"dont shoot, im really poor"
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zeligs
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Posted - 2005.08.24 11:41:00 -
[103]
We warped to an actual safe spot, right? We arent just sitting at a planet. Right?
Oh.
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Agnar Koladrov
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Posted - 2005.08.24 11:50:00 -
[104]
1 week or so ago, was helping out a corp mate with a lvl 3 Spy Stach mission 2nd level, didn`t know it would become the end of my beloved "Sharp and Pointy I"
It went something like this:
> corpmate: we take out the launcher platform to the left first.
> me: ok
*I began flying to the platform targeted it and started firing*
> me: OH ****, the whole damn fleet is targetting me!! Im getting out of here!
*cruiser missiles and other sh*it sharted hitting, cruiser not holding the dmg*
> corpmate: warp out man!
> me: I`m trying! I`m trying!
> me: WTF is scrabling me! GODDAMNIT! NOOOOOOOO!
*then static*
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LordZX
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Posted - 2005.08.24 11:55:00 -
[105]
 Huh where is my ship? damn bug!
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Madswede
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Posted - 2005.08.24 12:06:00 -
[106]
"Oh look, a cloaker... haha, feel my drone loving.... oh look a hostile bs fleet... hmm, why did my ship just stop?"
Pop goes the cloaker, shortly followed by my BS... 
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Maric
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Posted - 2005.08.24 12:23:00 -
[107]
E, do kurca...
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Par'Gellen
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Posted - 2005.08.24 12:24:00 -
[108]
My corp members carved this on my last apoc's tombstone after a particularly unsavory level 4 mission.
"Where you guys going?"
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Death Merchant
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Posted - 2005.08.24 12:49:00 -
[109]
scenario 1)
"Stupid noobs gate camping eh? Ill warp by them in this unproven bookmark. WTF!!!! 13km from gate!!" Waits for killmaill.. "Good they didn't get my guns"
scenario 2)
DM: "Got hostiles at the G-95 gate in Roir. 1 geddon, 2 claws."
Someone else: "Good, were on other side of gate. We have 2 Hacs and 3 af's. Get them to engage"
DM: "Heh, NP with that. Theyre engaging, jump in now!!"
<2 minutes later>
DM: "Um... where are you, theyre eating through armor"
Someone else: "Were jumping into roir now"
<1 minute later>
DM: "Im in stucture here!!!"
Someone else: "were in warp to the g95 gate now"
DM: "WTF!!!!"
Someone: "My fault we were at the wrong gate"
DM:........
Someone: "Dammit they warped off. Are you still alive....errr nm.. Ill take the stuff from your can back to station."
DM:.........
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pshepherd
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Posted - 2005.08.24 12:51:00 -
[110]
Corp chat:
"Its only a Cormorant"
almost lost my crow, but now i'm limping home with 49% structure
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Horsefly
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Posted - 2005.08.24 13:45:00 -
[111]
"dont worry guys its only Virtu, He cant catch me."
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Azure Skyclad
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Posted - 2005.08.24 14:19:00 -
[112]
"Sec. Bursting for a slash."
http://www.voodoorockers.co.uk/ |
Imhotep Khem
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Posted - 2005.08.24 16:08:00 -
[113]
gf
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If your not dyin' your not tryin'. |
Gift
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Posted - 2005.08.24 16:36:00 -
[114]
just the other night
"haha! look at all those frigs, i bet their ****ting their pants"
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Chiralos
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Posted - 2005.08.25 01:02:00 -
[115]
"Haven't you guys got anything better to do ?"
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.08.25 01:18:00 -
[116]
"oooooo... this is gonna hurt...."
MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!
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Xavier W
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Posted - 2005.08.25 01:41:00 -
[117]
"hey! you're blue!"
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Sarleena
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Posted - 2005.08.25 02:03:00 -
[118]
hmm, I wonder what's on the news
alt-tab
browse browse browse
alt-tab
aww ****, *checks mail*
damn NPCs, there go 4 XeCls and 2 125mm protos >_<
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the oth |
Cerberal
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Posted - 2005.08.25 02:26:00 -
[119]
Edited by: Cerberal on 25/08/2005 02:37:06
About two weeks ago pirating in Amamake and Bosboger... me and two other pirates grouped together to have some PVP fun and generally disrupt the peace. Scouted the belts, came across other pirates or other players in general..killed a few...
And then
A lone Stabber near the last belt. I fly over in my Sleeper Frig (rifter with a few very expensive mods...it usually makes people come after you instead) and started to engage, my pirate buddies warped in and started to engage as well, all a sudden 2 interceptors and a HAC jump in, me and one of my buddies is scrambled quickly, we finish off the Stabber and the pod floats away, my rifter starts to take heavy armor damage and my buddy starts to lose hull on his Rupture. My third buddy makes a run for it, and i manage to thrust JUST FAR ENOUGH to warp out...
My other pirate buddy was podded, and i didnt pay attention to where i warped.
Came out of warp and said on TS "Dude.."
Rifter, meet Sentry turret. Sentry turret, meet Rifter.
Got in my newb ship, charged the interceptors with my Civilian Gatling, and ended up back in Hulm.
Edit: Note that the stabber/int gang wasnt what killed my newbie ship, but those sentries decided to say "No".
I just happened to get wtfpwned by a 125mm gatt II after i had been ejected
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Blind Man
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Posted - 2005.08.25 02:30:00 -
[120]
BM (in tempest) : This is sad...
somone (in taranis) : No drones?
BM: cant use em :(
somone: that sucks
BM: yep
(tempest dies to inty, followed by pod with implants)
BM: NOOOOOOO MY IMP...(Entering Station)
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