Goonswarm Federation

Lol

Who has enemies in the big blue donut?

I'd rather pay 1.7 billion a day for every freighter lost than any lower amount as security.

Ingame mail sent

Nice scam.

Never trust a goon.

This is a scam, don't be foolish enough to give money to these fools.

Came for GSF scam left fairly satisfied.

Miniluv
Goonswarm Federation
Security White Lists
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Many of you may have noticed increased activity from the Miniluv division of the Goonswarm Federation, in both high sec freighter ganking and mining executions(Fred Gank Video). This is part of a long term active campaign to shut down the trade routes of our enemies and those who will supply them, intentional or not. With the use of a new logging system we are able to keep tabs on any freighter moving around, regardless of cargo amount and standings. If you regularly move in and around trading hubs you will be flagged as a target and enemy of the Goonswarm Federation. We understand that many of you may be targets stuck in our cross-hairs for nothing more than trying to make an honest living moving some markable materials and for this we are sorry. We've been debating ways of trying to get around this and have come up with a basic white list system;

To get on the white list you must pay a security deposit, this is normally quite low and lasts a month at a time. For those not on the white list you may be heavily ransomed during the time of your gank- Only red freighters or those who are known suppliers of our reds will be executed in the future, subject to circumstances. If your alliance or corp is a member of the HBC you are not currently eligible for this white list- we may demand api's to ensure applicants are not red alts. This white list covers all Goon activities in high sec.
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Rates;

Miners;
40m mining tax per month per ship. 300m for 10 pilots.
50m mining tax per month per orca. 125m for 3 pilots.

Freighters;
500m freighter tax per month per pilot.

Payments;
Payments can be made to "Seraphin Foad" (this character), please also send a mail to confirm with the names of the characters you want protected..

Alliance and Corps rates;
Subject to how many members you have and how many freighters you want protected, mail me for more information or discussion or rates. If we have freighters travelling that are not listed in the mail, they will not be covered. To update lists, mail me.
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Whitelist;
FORMAT: DATE - Character or Corportation/Ticker [Alliance/Corp/Character(Contact)] Covered

25/04/2013 - LBC [Corporation(Arc)] 1F + 1M
27/05/2013 - TUPAC [Corporation(Welsh)] 3F

FULL WHITE LIST SEEN BELOW!
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Additional Cover;
If you have applied for white list status but there has been some delay in getting your name on the board, you may be ransomed or ganked. So long as the mail confirming your security pre-dates the gank time you will be fully reimbursed in jita 4-4 with all items lost.
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Thank you and as always, with love.

Bullshit. Once you have a reputation for being scum and not honoring your word no one pays.

You are not very good at finances

Luckily I have no such rep, hense why this job was given to me. But if we're in the business of judging people for past actions of their alliance, it would be rich of you to call me scum. Thank you for your input.

This was all a good idea and everything until the OP said high sec. Last time I checked you dont make the rules in high sec.


War dec will be submitted shortly :)

This was all a good idea and everything until the OP said high sec. Last time I checked you dont make the rules in high sec.

War dec will be submitted shortly :)

Oh no, the scrub mobile is on its way

The only relevant part of your alliance is Freight Club.

Send em our way.

86% efficient on you all so far. Maybe we could get it to 90% by the end of this next war??




You sure thought this one through before you spoke. They arent in our alliance...

So I guess you missed the joke then: You aren't relevant.

Lets see how irrelevant high sec mercs are....... Its time you pay to stay here. Contact me if you wish to be on our white list. The offer ends in 24hours.

Now thats more like it, screw a bunch of bumping, just pay me or die. That is proper extortion without all the self righteous BS. James and the gang need to take lessons.

I already pay CCP $15 a month to stay here, go **** yourself and the donkey youre mother rode to Tijuana on. I'm already on a white list, ask any black man.

Luckily I have no such rep, hense why this job was given to me. But if we're in the business of judging people for past actions of their alliance, it would be rich of you to call me scum. Thank you for your input.

This is SCAM! I am giving money to this goon and he takes it and then shoot me anyways.

This is big big scam, goon is only steal money and give to mittani. Do not get scam!

You forgot to say "What The HELL are you doing!!!".

Also, strawberries.

I already pay CCP $15 a month to stay here, go **** yourself and the donkey youre mother rode to Tijuana on. I'm already on a white list, ask any black man.

wow, this thread delivers.

Anyone who thinks this is a "scam" should pull up killmails to try to prove otherwise.

This is as legit as it gets.

https://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=788901


IS SCAM, YOU SEE I PROVE IT?? I PAY TO NOT GET KILL AND GOON KILLS ME ANYWAY

"No kill id specified." Given that your one of our hostile's and you haven't even posted anything of note, the door to this thread can be found on the top right of the screen. Click it. Come back in a freighter full soon please.

edited with evekill link instead

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16887947

I think you use goon hacking tricks on my alliance kb, so i use public one

So since this lil business venture is obviously very legit.. and all that because someone said so..

I'm quite curious what kind of refunds of time, and/or deposits going to be given in compensation.. when Goons get their asses handed to them in 'meaningless' highsec war-decs.. you know, which makes it so the ganks happen less frequent?

Cause let's face it. This is a Mafia style 'insurance' policy. We don't harm you if you pay us, but your competition gets it kinda thing. Can dice the words up how ever you want, same thing.

I'm just saying.. cause you know, yeah. It's a pretty legit question.. for a very legit business. No effect on me other than curiousity of any type of legit response.. and the potential legit humor it may provide me.

This question is legit tho, as I'm sure your legit customer(s) would like to know as well. Especially given the pre-emptive rise in rates mentioned.

I'll take two months of industrials and a side order of freighters.

Send me a bill.

i don't know what's more hilarious, people paying goons to not shoot down their industrials while goons is at war with Marmite. They're all in null folks, almost no goons in high anymore.

Contact Tora Bushido about permanent high sec safety from goons. We can do this guys we can do this!

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16887947


IS SCAM, YOU SEE I PROVE IT?? I PAY TO NOT GET KILL AND GOON KILLS ME ANYWAY

Who are these goons people keep talking about ? Can you point me where they are ?

They are in another thread, please follow them there...

Hisec is perfectly safe. .

Anyone who thinks this is a "scam" should pull up killmails to try to prove otherwise.

This is as legit as it gets.

You can thank Marmite for the lack of Freighter ganks this week.
The Goonies seem to have a case of scaredy cat'ism now there is an opponent that can fight back.

You really really can't... you did nothing for these good people to be thankful for... all will be revealed little high sec person... :EvilLaugh:

You can thank Marmite for the lack of Freighter ganks this week.
The Goonies seem to have a case of scaredy cat'ism now there is an opponent that can fight back.

All the best in goonswarm's upcoming friendship campaign. I might just get on the combined high-sec ops channel to join in.

Anyone who purchases a goonswarm permit should also remember that they still need a New Order permit.

More like they are under orders to be grinding sec status for the next 3 weeks, but since you are an uninformed highsec pubbie, I guess I can let this ignorance slide. You don't seem to be harassing our out of alliance alts down south at all. I'd recommend checking the kills in Palas.

I don't care who does what and where. We re not here to safe the world.....and beyond.... But if you re making profit in our area, we want to see isks. And when you get on one of our kills, we want isks. And if you want to **** in high sec, we want isks. And when you say the word high sec again, we want..... think you get my point.

New order <3 ...... they speak our language.
Goons ...... still need to learn our language (even if they turn out to be the same players )

Large/Full Whitelist;
FORMAT: DATE - Character or Corportation/Ticker [Alliance/Corp/Character(Contact)] Covered

March
25/04/2013 - LBC [Corporation(Arc)] 1F + 1M
27/04/2013 - Alty MacAlterson [Character] 1F + 1M
27/04/2013 - Defunctional [Character] 1F
28/04/2013 - Quafe Employee [Character] 1F
29/04/2013 - Duke Nucleas [Character] 1F

April
27/05/2013 - TUPAC [Corporation(Welsh)] 3F

Ladies and gentlemen. I hereby present you above with a list of the goon alts who do their highsec hauling for them. What better way of preventing an accidental gank of out of alliance alts freighters, than to advertise a whitelist? (And of course to scam folks into paying the protection fee.)

Is the moon goo trust fund running low? Or is the rest of New Eden not paying enough attention to the goons?

Anyone who thinks this is a "scam" should pull up killmails to try to prove otherwise.

This is as legit as it gets.

Same people, different alts. The permits are interchangable.

Incorrect.

Do not encourage rebellious behavior. ALL permits required for carebear activities in highsec must be paid for or you risk ship and pod confiscation.

I so wish you guys did not hide in dock, be nice to see you flying around just like regular folk and getting your faces burned off. But alas such is eve.

We are here to enforce the Code, and nothing else, Ma'am.

If you want gudfites, I suggest going down the hall to RvB.

No I find pleasure in those who try to project 'power'. I want to kill you :<

Wait in icebelts if you want to hunt over bait. We chase iceminers, so if you want to hunt predators, that is where we will be.

Mind you, you won't prevent ganks, but if you just want to shoot up our hulls while CONCORD is asploding them, feel free. If you are fast enough, you night even pod some of us, and destroy our cheap 1% gank implants.

Good luck. I approve of players in EvE who actually try to PvP.

Well it is kinda ironic. Shooting throw away suicide alts, is nearly as futile as what you do to miners, and utterly cowardly.
But hey i'd rather have your names on kill-records then johnny miner anyday.

I welcome miniluv's new highsec government initiative.

Remember, carebears, paying the New Order's 10m ISK/month fee does not exempt you from the attention of miniluv!

actually it is more like GOONS now hold all the space they want. they have no need of more. So since nobody is invading them, they are bored.
What better activity for a bored GOON then high sec ganking and scamming.

I would expect though that they will honor this white list as the majority of freighter pilots and miners are not on it. Considering all they do is set you to +5 standing if you are on the list and set you to -5 if you stop paying, it is not like they need to check the list for a name every time they gank a freighter. Just don't gank the blues.

This is definitely an isk making scheme, but not one where they will gank those on the list. Look at it more like paying protection fees to the mob, they are not actually protecting you, just not targeting you. pay the fee the goons will leave you alone. However the GOONS are not the only threat to a freighter. the Marmite Collective seem to have a very similar set up. And there are many others jumping on the bandwagon. I have even seen the Marmite Collective and GOONS going after the same targets basically fighting over it to see who gets credit for the kill.

I don't care who does what and where. We re not here to safe the world.....and beyond.... But if you re making profit in our area, we want to see isks. And when you get on one of our kills, we want isks. And if you want to **** in high sec, we want isks. And when you say the word high sec again, we want..... think you get my point.

New order <3 ...... they speak our language.
Goons ...... still need to learn our language (even if they turn out to be the same players )

You sure thought this one through before you spoke. They arent in our alliance...

Last time I checked, it was 10mil/year. A mistake on your side?

Sorry, yes. A Freudian slip there.

James 315 is way too lenient to miners in my opinion. But he IS the leader, so I must rein in my greed and obey.

Thank you for pointing this error out.

How much ISK to be put on the Goons black list?

or lol better yet how much ISK 'deposti' to put others on the Goons Minilub black list

One day I will be allowed to post what is actually happening and how it went down, until that day I'm going to keep it in my notepads and await a time when little goon boys and girls want to hear about how empire fell to the might of the Goonswarm Federation and their CFC allies.

You'll see why this is all taking place months maybe even a year from now, look back at it like the 100b+ scams of old, realize how insignificant it is and wish you were a goon just to be part of it. Until then, please spam your theories, I love to read them.

I watched the Soprano's after being likened to a Mafia figure, I'm pretty insulted, I'm a lot more organized than these fat old men.

lol highsec mercs who quote Sun Tzu

Tears for losing 17,3B isks so far ?

Learn your history and see how many small armies have ripped apart large armies.

Still looking for more alliances/corps to finance this war.....

Would I be trolling and waiting for tears....NEVER .... LIES ! Now send me 500M.

The tears this goon guy is supplying is overflowing my Tear Sipping Bowl.
Tora can i please borrow another Tear Sipping Bowl from the alliance inventory?

1) Losing 10bil because you thought trusting an entity known to be trustworthy~ was a good idea, rage-deccing said entity and publicly asking for donations to keep your grudge-dec going.

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314) Being upset that one cannot autopilot in a rookie ship without being stopped at a gate.

I kill 15-20b isk a day on the weekends.

I kill 15-20b isk a day on the weekends. Please tell me more about how awesome you are.

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The difference my friend is night and day, apples to oranges

You seem to have missed that I was talking about individual achievement, since Mr. Rocancourt was going on an ad-hominem binge-up. I was also making it relevant to the subject of the thread.

But you know, keep doing those bicep flexes ITT and see who you impress.

e: and the number I quoted is just highsec freighters, in the last year.

"I respect that yes, when it comes to things relevant to this argument, you are right and arguably better, but look, I will make a bunch of ad-hominem attacks based on absolutely nothing to try to colour my comment to look like I am actually insulting the fact you are such, in order to try to look better" - Eve-O forum alt, 7'62 SKS

I mean, I could point out the fact that the reason we **** on people is usually because they're dumb enough to make these posts (and posting should be good) but the irony might be lost.

If you want a hilariously basic guide to not making yourself look stupid whilst you try to make an argument, I suggest http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies plus associated links therein.

I know, I know, it requires the post you're making to actually hold a logically sound basis, but them's the breaks.

It is almost like Goonswarm are sacrificing virgins to the Highsec Gods [us].

I mean credit where it's due, that whole recycle-an-alt thing he uses to point the freighters and do the login trap works well enough, but comments about clever uses of exploits aside, it's not you doing it.

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Watson Crick wrote:
Our war with the Goons started after they stole our share of the loot from a 27 bil Providence.

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Since 30 March, Goonswarm has lost 274 ships worth more than 75 billion ISK.

We've lost 4.

I though I'd just leave this here.

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It is almost like Goonswarm are sacrificing virgins to the Highsec Gods [us].

We don't exploit.

You should ask Emizeko Chai what is happening to his neutral suicide-tackle alts. I'm concerned, they seem to accidentally biomass themselves and get replaced by new ones.

This ruling also extends to using trial-characters for the same purpose, and then just leaving the account to die and make a new one.

Been hiding 2 weeks (anyone that signed up please do not read the past 5 pages in this thread proving Goons are getting butt violated) but you'll see why we were gone for so long soon enough <3

You should ask Emizeko Chai what is happening to his neutral suicide-tackle alts. I'm concerned, they seem to accidentally biomass themselves and get replaced by new ones.

This ruling also extends to using trial-characters for the same purpose, and then just leaving the account to die and make a new one.

Only been gone 2 weeks (anyone that signed up will be credited for that and extra time given) but you'll see why we were gone for so long soon enough <3

speaking of sacrificing virgins, looka like MARMITE, took another 35 Billion ISK from Goonswarm today.
Tithia Jadetiger, gratz on losing a 35B JF.
edit: just saw the Javaholic loss of a 10B JF yesterday.



Goonswarm motto should be "what we lack in brains, we make up for in sacrificial kills"

Only been gone 2 weeks (anyone that signed up will be credited for that and extra time given) but you'll see why we were gone for so long soon enough <3

War dec goons - Check
War dec test- Check

Think we are ready for Jita 2.0

Have fun trying to kill us before concord does

Have fun trying to kill us before concord does

NOW WAIT A SECOND!!!!

we control the mining and mission permits in the Torrinos area...not any goon swarm rabble

our permits are 50m per month per toon

lol kristopher rocancourt got kicked out of marmite.

I have not lost a freighter since signing up. A+++ would buy again.

A goonpet didn't lose a ship to their masters? Definitely not a scam then.

Why pay Goons to fight Goons?

Any Goon fighting would be better served by every enemy they made to bug them off of EvE entirely.

Then make a video of it all, upload it to YouTube -- it'll be the most watch EvE video ever.

I'd prefer what happened to BoB instead. Kill them from inside. Clean them out; dissolve their alliance; and nuke their blob assets.

Then they can hobble back to where they came.

EvE isn't about corps sitting fat and paying for PvP (or making a mockery of it), it's actually doing it and not paying others to do it for them.

You should have been on our white list. So far we killed 138B of Goon ships the last 1-2 months. But you win..... you bored us to dead. War ending in a few days.

Who are you again?

A+++ rating. Seller was awesome. Not lost a single ship since signing up to this white list. Thanks guys.