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Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
113
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Posted - 2011.10.18 10:11:00 -
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My glorious CEO recently started a war dec against 'The Empire For Freedom', who then turned tail and joined the alliance 'United Resistance Front'.
The reasons for their joining this alliance do not matter, the fact that we gained a week of war against an alliance for 2m isk is lulz, but the best thing is the two EVEMail's that my CEO recieved from the alliance leader.
If i was the Mittani i would be quaking in my spaceboots right now, because the miners are about to strike back! (lol)
Both EVE Mails to follow |

Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
113
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Posted - 2011.10.18 10:12:00 -
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Crystan_Jakri wrote: Declaration of War From: Crystan Jakri Sent: 2011.10.18 00:58 To: Multicultural Industrial and Combat Alliance, Istyn,
Good Evening Istyn,
I am Crystan Jakri and I am writing to you regarding your recent war dec against The Empire for Freedom.
I don't know what your reason for declaring war against them was, but shortly after the vote was passed in your Corp they approached me about joining my Alliance. They were responding to a mail I have sent to a LOT of Corps to rally a Resistance movement against Goonswarm. I agreed to accept their allegence in the above campaign, and accepted their application. Your dec became active in the 24 hour period that it takes for a Corp to be formally inducted into an Alliance.
You may or may not be aware by now, but you have therefore also declared war against an Alliance, MY Alliance, the Multicultural Industrial and Combat Alliance. Due to this, the cost for you maintaining this war will be far greater, and I expect that you did not see this coming.
Assumption is the mother of all **** ups as they say, but I tend to have a nack for it so I will push it out there that you're either a griefer or Merc Corp that has chosen to dec The Empire for Freedom for profit. I will tell you now, that MICA does not negotiate in order to pay with anybody who is viloent towards us.
No matter how bad it may get, you will not get a single penny from The Empire for Freedom or anybody else for that matter within the Alliance. The war will NOT be muteral, which means that you will essentially be paying a LOT of ISK for something which you will get nothing out of.
Because of the fact that I have started a resistance movement and have sent out a mail to over 200 CEO's, many of which are now supporting us, I would politely advise that you drop the war dec and channel your efforts towards somebody else. The support we are gaining is growing daily, and we will soon have the numbers we need to take on Goonswarm themselves.
I really do advise that you consider your options here, take it from another CEO and an Alliance Executor. There is nothing in this war for you.
I have forwarded my Resistance mail to you for you to read...just so you can see how serious I am and how much support we have gained.
Please don't take this mail lightly. I am giving you just one chance to heed it's warning.
Thank you,
Commander Crystan Jakri DNMI CEO MICA EXECUTOR RESISTANCE DIRECTOR
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Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
113
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Posted - 2011.10.18 10:13:00 -
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Crystan_Jakri wrote: CALL TO ARMS - RESISTANCE FORMATION From: Crystan Jakri Sent: 2011.10.14 17:40 To: Crystan Jakri,
Dear Fellow CEO,
I am writing to you as I expect that you, like myself, have grown tired of sitting and waiting for Goonswarm to attack us and those like us whenever they feel like it. This new act of agression MUST be stopped before it is allowed to continue any further.
This week I was sitting mining in one of my local belts quite happily when I was scouted by one of the Goon's spies. I luckily had time to recall my drones and dock my Hulk, but it was a close call. Not long after, the Goons showed up in the system, and I observed them (cloaked) heading to all the belts looking for Miners. I had recalled all of my guys to the station by this point, but if I hadnt noticed the scout we would have all been podded.
This CANNOT be allowed to continue any longer. What I propose is that a concentrated effort is made by every single Corp opposed to the Goons in order to try and get a Resistance organised to drive these bastards back to whatever **** hole they came from once and for all.
Now the Corps who join the resistance need not be Combat Corps. As I expect you all know, there is a lot more to fighting a war on EVE than just buying ammo and fitting ships. If this plan is to succeed and we are to gain the necessary numbers and strength to fight these bastards off, we need a home front and a front line. The two will form a United Resistance Front (UNF), and combined will grow to become one of the largest Player Factions there is in EVE if things go right.
Getting support for this resistance may not be easy, but I strongly believe that I am not the only one who wants to do something about this Incursion. In order for this to work, we need to get as many Corps and Alliances involved as we possibly can and we all need to declare war against the Goons simultaneously. Only then will they see that they can't go round ******* with Industrial Pilots and do what they please.
The best way that I see of fighting them back is to do as they do. We can easily assemble (with the right backing) plenty of "expendable" ships to fight back at them with and see if they like a taste of their own medicine.
As far as numbers go, if this plan works to the extent I hope it does, we will have FAR more numbers than anything they could ever amass. The simple fact is, they have pissed of the majorty of the Cluster and the Cluster wants them the **** out of the game.
We will NOT all end up camping inside stations. For a start, as I said above we will end up with far greater numbers than them and they CANNOT attack us all at once. Secondly, if we get enough "Home Front" Corps backing us up who will work to the muteral interest of the Resistance movement, our Front Line forces will have no problem with loosing ships. After all, we're all fighting a common enemy here and we need to put aside any differences we may have and ******* deal with these bastards before it gets out of hand.
Finally...money...I have no doubt that a United Resistance Force (URF) will have any problem pulling together ISK that we need to fight this war. It's really very simple...either we all unite, or we all will fall.
I understand you may be pessimistic regarding this matter, and may not see this plan working out for the best. The truth is that we HAVE TO TRY, but if you wish to not involve your Corp than that's fine. But the simple fact is that if the URF IS created and the effort becomes a reality, MY ALLIANCE AND MANY OTHERS WILL BE GOING TO WAR WITH THE GOONS. You can either join us and do your bit to defend your right to play the game as you wish to, or sit back and help the Goons take victory. After all, anyone who doesnt help the Resistance may as well walk into the Goon base, drop their pants, bend over and tell them to do them as hard as they like.
Sorry for the strong words, but the fact is that this is how it is. I expect that The Cluster WILL be going to war one way or another over this, it's just a matter of time. At the end of the day, WE didnt ask for this. The Goons have GOT to learn that they can't just **** with Industrial Corps like this, and it will also send a strong message to every mother ******* Griefer and merc Corp out there that WE WILL NOT be bullied any longer.
WE WILL give them a run for their money and WE WILL WIN. United, there are more of us than there EVER will be of them, and as a United Front we can all pull together like never before and force the Goons into oblivion.
This will be a great war the likes of which has never been seen before on EVE, but I CANNOT do it without YOUR support. So please, join me not only yourselves, but speak to whatever contacts you have and get the word out that there IS a Resistance that IT IS NOT PREPARED to put up with this crap for any longer!!!
If you would like to speak to me regarding this then please feel free to open a chat, or message me or one of my Members. The more we grow, the more I will have to assign people to answer hails, but rest assured, you will be answered.
Please also feel free to forward this mail to your contacts. The more the merrier, and DEFINITELY the better.
IF THESE BASTARDS WANT A FIGHT THEN LET's ******* GIVE IT TO THEM!!! ARE YOU WITH US OR ARE YOU AGAINST US?
Regards,
Crystan Jakri DNMI CEO V.I.P.E.R. Commander MICA EXECUTOR
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Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Fatal Ascension
121
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Posted - 2011.10.18 10:16:00 -
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I certainly hope this happens.... The carnage will be glorious, and the tears will flow like blood!
EDIT: This sounds suspiciously like an indy alliance wanting to take sov. Could it be that Goons have finally pushed the carebears into coming to nullsec?  o/`-á Lord, I want to be a gynecologist.. KY, rubber gloves, and a flashlight.-á o/` |

SC0T1SH WARRIOR
Zero For 0wned
17
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Posted - 2011.10.18 10:17:00 -
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That's a lot of words for "Oh you don't want to mess with us" & "We need your help" Dont mind me, -ájust touching your stuff. |

Istyn
Tactical Knightmare
10
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Posted - 2011.10.18 10:37:00 -
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The second evemail was forwarded as an example of his mission for justice. |

SMT008
Les chevaliers de l'ordre Goonswarm Federation
73
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Posted - 2011.10.18 11:00:00 -
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I am, literally, shaking in my designer 1500$ space boots.
Come towards us in an aggressive manner, bretherns.
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Alice Saki
Ducklings
24
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Posted - 2011.10.18 11:33:00 -
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Hmmm Nows the time too create a 3rd party and WarDec both of them, 3 way on we go!! xD My Null Roams.... Badger MKII :D They all-áHate my Stabby Badger... xD |

Syns Akachi
Lone Star enterprises
9
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Posted - 2011.10.18 12:06:00 -
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A 3 way ! damn i like the way you think Alice ;) |

S1r DigbyChickenCaesar
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
0
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Posted - 2011.10.18 12:19:00 -
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brb logging in to alt char to join them to shoot blues. |

jizzlez
Nasgul Collective Cascade Imminent
1
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Posted - 2011.10.18 13:13:00 -
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I think we all have a muteral obligation to post here stating the obvious flaws in this campaign.Starting with the slaying of the english language.I know we spell colour/color and armour/armor different but never in the history of niggadom has we ever spelled mutually different from each other,Theres never been an r in mutual,Nor have we cared to add one for extra finesse.I do realize that the groons are a fret to all hisec minors.But nothing is more of a frett than a muhfukka who cant spell.My mispelling is intentional,But this guy obviously thinks his spelling is flawless.But in the same way as his sad attempt to go against groonscam this has been a sad attempt at spelling.
I am truely sorry mr freedom fighter but i cannot follow someone who cannot spell common words.Not to mention the fact that groons are one of the biggest entities ingame.They make up like (insert random inflated number here) of eve players,And tbh most of the people you recruit to fight your war for you will be spies waiting to hinder and thwart every attack you may think you have the upper hand in.So as i sip my cup of early morning java and have a giggle at your feeble attempt to combat the groons and spell, i officially put the seal of fail on this topic.
P.S. Our FAIL has been proved as it is the ticker of our allice,So its genuine and unique in the sense that we do in fact FAIL.We do not shy from this fact.We embrace it.There is no higher fail than our fail so when we say something is fail you better believe we know it as its our way of life and in our name.For we are Cascade Imminent(FAIL) no dots cause we failed to add them.(See what i did there?)
P.S.S My turtle knows how to swim through the rings now.He is ready for the competition.I hope your ready Mr.Jiggles cause Frank is commin for you! |

EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
183
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Posted - 2011.10.18 13:17:00 -
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Hahahahaha christ. |

Travis Wells
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
24
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Posted - 2011.10.18 13:31:00 -
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Crystan Jakri wrote:After all, anyone who doesnt help the Resistance may as well walk into the Goon base, drop their pants, bend over and tell them to do them as hard as they like.
i much prefer spinning.
i feel pretty threatened i think.
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Citizen Smif
Incursion Runners inc.
8
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Posted - 2011.10.18 13:45:00 -
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Hahahaha I wonder how this will work out.. My bet is they'll pop, maybe even pod a few goons.. The goon high-sec blob will come in and these indy players will be scattered to the winds. Come on Goons, get one of your neutral alts to infiltrate them, it's very clearly open to anybody - unlimited intel. Hahaha, this hasn't been thought through. Carnagggeeeee!!!! |

Cerisia
Lone Star enterprises
127
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Posted - 2011.10.18 13:49:00 -
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Hmmm
3rd Great War anyone? I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
160
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Posted - 2011.10.18 14:03:00 -
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I for one welcome our new miner overlords feel free to come out to deklein |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
160
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Posted - 2011.10.18 14:04:00 -
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Cerisia wrote:Hmmm
3rd Great War anyone? hahahahahahahaha the Great Wars were between nullsec alliances not some scrub miners nobody's even heard of |

Blaynedrt
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2011.10.18 14:23:00 -
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Can Not Wait.
Really though, do come fight us. It would be fun to show you all what combat is like when concord isn't breathing down your neck. VFK-IV, be there or ... not v0v |

Mynas Atoch
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
12
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Posted - 2011.10.18 15:15:00 -
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I think most of us are mildly curious to see if they survive the EC- bubbles.
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sbeaulieu
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
20
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Posted - 2011.10.18 15:31:00 -
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Oh glorious mining overlords, I shall bow to the sight of your hulks and orcas. Please come to the north and enlighten us with your teaching. Show us the way to redemption. We need guidance. We need your tears.
Winter is coming. |

Skeith Oumis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
23
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Posted - 2011.10.18 15:43:00 -
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Oh great pubbies, with your hilarious faction fit ships and lack of proper fleet mechanics
Please grant upon us your fields of salvage, with their federation navy webs and corpus A-Types
So that we may becometh fat and rich off the backs of your hilarious lossmails
so sayeth the lord on to me
amen |

EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
184
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Posted - 2011.10.18 16:08:00 -
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sbeaulieu wrote:Oh glorious mining overlords, I shall bow to the sight of your hulks and orcas. Please come to the north and enlighten us with your teaching. Show us the way to redemption. We need guidance. We need your tears.
Winter is coming.
You just reminded me that I need to purchase an orca today to stage my ganking alt out of. Thanks! |

Gossamer DT
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
13
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Posted - 2011.10.18 16:33:00 -
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So wait, hold up, don't miners idk mine ore that can build ships?
why do you need isk if your all ready holding a ton of ore?
hummm massive isk scam forming here... |

sbeaulieu
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
20
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Posted - 2011.10.18 16:42:00 -
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EnderCapitalG wrote:You just reminded me that I need to purchase an orca today to stage my ganking alt out of. Thanks!
Always glad to help. |

Tah'ris Khlador
Guy Fawkes Trust Fund 31ST Reliables Division
8
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Posted - 2011.10.18 17:11:00 -
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Words don't fully describe how ecstatic I am at the prospect of so many tears. Concentrated tears are of higher quality. I approve of this campaign. |

Infinimo
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
167
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Posted - 2011.10.18 17:13:00 -
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if they actually go through with this I will be so happy |

Syns Akachi
Lone Star enterprises
11
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Posted - 2011.10.18 17:16:00 -
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miners vs goonswarm please let me know when this kicks off as during the battles i would like to mine / run scams while there is less competition around . |

Alice Saki
Ducklings
28
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Posted - 2011.10.18 17:20:00 -
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Syns Akachi wrote:miners vs goonswarm please let me know when this kicks off as during the battles i would like to mine / run scams while there is less competition around .
I would Also like to know So I can Rambo in and Attack Both sides xD My Null Roams.... Badger MKII :D They all-áHate my Stabby Badger... xD |

Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Fatal Ascension
125
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Posted - 2011.10.18 17:20:00 -
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I think I have one thing to say here.... o/`-á Lord, I want to be a gynecologist.. KY, rubber gloves, and a flashlight.-á o/` |

Alice Saki
Ducklings
28
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Posted - 2011.10.18 17:21:00 -
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FFS, I go 3 months without seeing a goddamn Pony and Bang. Meh. My Null Roams.... Badger MKII :D They all-áHate my Stabby Badger... xD |
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