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Lag Ellecon
Gemini Mining and Manufacturing
2
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:42:00 -
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Sinest Bloodwrath wrote:LOL!, might have one of these buggers in the patching?
That's a mean lill bastard
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CCP Gargant
C C P C C P Alliance
519

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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:42:00 -
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After a few calming words and several re-initializations, TQ finally decided to love life again. Thank you for your patience during these start-up difficulties.
As of 12:39 UTC, the server is eagerly accepting your log ins. Fly safe everyone! CCP Gargant | Community Representative | EVE Illuminati |
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OkarasRule
Industrial Solutions Vae. Victis.
7
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:42:00 -
[333] - Quote
16 pages is a tad much lol anyhow greatwork on getting the server back to us addicts lol
"hiya everyone my names okarasrule and im a eve-aholic" |

ainda cedo
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:43:00 -
[334] - Quote
Evangeline Rin wrote:CCP Gargant wrote:Due to start-up issues, downtime on May 17th is extended until 13:00 UTC.
We apologize for the inconvenience this causes.
Further updates to the situation will be posted here.
UPDATE 11:45 UTC: A further downtime extension until 12:00 UTC is needed while we sort out these difficulties. We apologize once again for the inconvenience.
UPDATE 12:00 UTC: It seems that Iceland's advancement into the Eurovision grand finals has put the cluster into an absolutely unmanageable state. While we try to get the hamsters into line, we must extend downtime by a further 30 minutes. Our sincerest apologies for this situation, we want this to go smooth as much as you guys.
UPDATE 12:30 UTC: TQ is still having issues with starting after downtime. A further extension of 30 minutes is required while we get to the bottom of what is going on, meaning 13:00 UTC. Thank you for the patience you guys have shown so far during this unexpected downtime extension. No problem, thanks for the updates.
why so many chicks here have large... uh... breasts?? is it race-specific? who's the surgeon??? i need to know!
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Orka Hudziy
Azule Dragoons Sspectre
4
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:44:00 -
[335] - Quote
bah no reward for greedys like me.... |

Octoven
Phoenix Productions Headshot Gaming
140
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:44:00 -
[336] - Quote
Kameron Risalo wrote:CCP Gargant wrote:Due to start-up issues, downtime on May 17th is extended until 12:30 UTC.
We apologize for the inconvenience this causes.
Further updates to the situation will be posted here.
UPDATE 11:45 UTC: A further downtime extension until 12:00 UTC is needed while we sort out these difficulties. We apologize once again for the inconvenience.
UPDATE 12:00 UTC: It seems that Iceland's advancement into the Eurovision grand finals has put the cluster into an absolutely unmanageable state. While we try to get the hamsters into line, we must extend downtime by a further 30 minutes. Our sincerest apologies for this situation, we want this to go smooth as much as you guys. OK, all you people winging like bitches out there, seriously!! harden the fk up guys! CCP would have to be the ONLY MMO provider i know of in EXISTANCE, that actually work to Fix problems IN REAL TIME! You name 1 other company that give you on the fly updates as to what is going on ... go on i dare you ... Stop being so damn selfish, we just got a damn gift from CCP, they didnt have to, but they gave us one anyways!! -- End Rant --
You mad bro? Obviously the majority of us were posting on here to have a bit of fun and poke around at CCP while the servers are down...it appears however that you are the only one taking **** seriously and getting upset. I recommend getting laid 
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Grey Azorria
Federation Industries
315
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:44:00 -
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Diamond Knightt wrote:OMG... Please tell me this isn't about soccer!!! You people kill everything over the most boring sport, if it really is a sport. Personally, I don't see how kicking a ball around a field the size of the 007 Stage at Pinewood Studios a sport. CCP Gargant wrote:Due to start-up issues, downtime on May 17th is extended until 12:30 UTC.
UPDATE 12:00 UTC: It seems that Iceland's advancement into the Eurovision grand finals has put the cluster into an absolutely unmanageable state. While we try to get the hamsters into line, we must extend downtime by a further 30 minutes. Our sincerest apologies for this situation, we want this to go smooth as much as you guys. Not sure if serious...
Eurovision is song contest, basically an international version of X-Factor - not a sporting event. And Gargant was clearly having a laugh and not being even remotely serious about the cause (especially considering TQ is physically located in London).
But yes, football (soccer) is very boring. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Sometimes when I post, I look at my sig and wish that I'd follow my own god damned advice. |

Hurtado Soneka
Serenity Prime Kraken.
93
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:44:00 -
[338] - Quote
Thank god, been beating off for over an hour I nearly died
Cheers CCP  |

Kameron Risalo
Thorcrest's Hammershedders
8
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:45:00 -
[339] - Quote
Well done boys!!
You beat ya deadline!
If you were all hot girls, id kiss you all! |

Oplar Linzsio
The Amarrian Expendables
0
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:45:00 -
[340] - Quote
I thought I asked you all to keep the beverages out of the server room..! yeesh!  |
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xvart
ARK-CORP LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
0
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:46:00 -
[341] - Quote
As compensation I want cookies NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |

Valtrinor
S0utherN Comfort Raiden.
2
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:47:00 -
[342] - Quote
CCP Gargant wrote:Due to start-up issues, downtime on May 17th was extended until 12:39 UTC.
We apologize for the inconvenience this causes.
Further updates to the situation will be posted here.
UPDATE 11:45 UTC: A further downtime extension until 12:00 UTC is needed while we sort out these difficulties. We apologize once again for the inconvenience.
UPDATE 12:00 UTC: It seems that Iceland's advancement into the Eurovision grand finals has put the cluster into an absolutely unmanageable state. While we try to get the hamsters into line, we must extend downtime by a further 30 minutes. Our sincerest apologies for this situation, we want this to go smooth as much as you guys.
UPDATE 12:30 UTC: TQ is still having issues with starting after downtime. A further extension of 30 minutes is required while we get to the bottom of what is going on, meaning 13:00 UTC. Thank you for the patience you guys have shown so far during this unexpected downtime extension.
UPDATE 12:39 UTC: After a few calming words and several re-initializations, TQ finally decided to love life again. Thank you for your patience during these start-up difficulties.
At least until something official is said, I'll go with it being that Microsoft SQL Server hates everyone equally today, given I've just spent an hour cleaning up the mess the uninstaller left behind on a machine I manage. Thanks for your dedication in getting it back up guys! |

Octoven
Phoenix Productions Headshot Gaming
140
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:47:00 -
[343] - Quote
CCP Gargant wrote:After a few calming words and several re-initializations, TQ finally decided to love life again. Thank you for your patience during these start-up difficulties.
As of 12:39 UTC, the server is eagerly accepting your log ins. Fly safe everyone!
So Iceland got orbital bombarded yes? |

Wertik Stronghammer
BattleBorn Gamers
1
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:49:00 -
[344] - Quote
THANK YOU GUYS FROM BBG!!!!!! GOOD JOB!!!!!        |

Kameron Risalo
Thorcrest's Hammershedders
8
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:50:00 -
[345] - Quote
Octoven wrote:Kameron Risalo wrote:CCP Gargant wrote:Due to start-up issues, downtime on May 17th is extended until 12:30 UTC.
We apologize for the inconvenience this causes.
Further updates to the situation will be posted here.
UPDATE 11:45 UTC: A further downtime extension until 12:00 UTC is needed while we sort out these difficulties. We apologize once again for the inconvenience.
UPDATE 12:00 UTC: It seems that Iceland's advancement into the Eurovision grand finals has put the cluster into an absolutely unmanageable state. While we try to get the hamsters into line, we must extend downtime by a further 30 minutes. Our sincerest apologies for this situation, we want this to go smooth as much as you guys. OK, all you people winging like bitches out there, seriously!! harden the fk up guys! CCP would have to be the ONLY MMO provider i know of in EXISTANCE, that actually work to Fix problems IN REAL TIME! You name 1 other company that give you on the fly updates as to what is going on ... go on i dare you ... Stop being so damn selfish, we just got a damn gift from CCP, they didnt have to, but they gave us one anyways!! -- End Rant -- You mad bro? Obviously the majority of us were posting on here to have a bit of fun and poke around at CCP while the servers are down...it appears however that you are the only one taking **** seriously and getting upset. I recommend getting laid 
Exscuse me? .... i rooted ya mum last night, my balls are empty bro! |

Lokitoki81
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
19
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:51:00 -
[346] - Quote
Eurovision 1 EVE Online 0 |

BoeWona Draconian
Draconic Consortium of Crimson Knights
0
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:56:00 -
[347] - Quote
>Your com unit beeps< That sexy voice you have programed states" Incoming Message."
The vidscreen pops up displaying BoeWona. "Have travelled through both time and space to come upon the great EVE." BoeWona says, pausing as the image seems to show pain.
"It is from my past travels that cause the hair on the back of my neck to stand up..." Boe pauses again; painfully he continues while the vidscreen displays his shivers... pulses of ... twitching...
" I MUST SHAKE OFF..." Boe yells forth as the screen suddenly goes blank and the connection is lost.
You have now stepped into the SONY ZONE.
It is not DIRT it is the entity that is trying to control it through thier evil devices of what is called a playstation.
I do hope SONY does not f@#$ up this great game that so many have worked so hard to make SO GREAT.
Boe
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Octoven
Phoenix Productions Headshot Gaming
140
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:56:00 -
[348] - Quote
Kameron Risalo wrote:Octoven wrote:Kameron Risalo wrote:CCP Gargant wrote:Due to start-up issues, downtime on May 17th is extended until 12:30 UTC.
We apologize for the inconvenience this causes.
Further updates to the situation will be posted here.
UPDATE 11:45 UTC: A further downtime extension until 12:00 UTC is needed while we sort out these difficulties. We apologize once again for the inconvenience.
UPDATE 12:00 UTC: It seems that Iceland's advancement into the Eurovision grand finals has put the cluster into an absolutely unmanageable state. While we try to get the hamsters into line, we must extend downtime by a further 30 minutes. Our sincerest apologies for this situation, we want this to go smooth as much as you guys. OK, all you people winging like bitches out there, seriously!! harden the fk up guys! CCP would have to be the ONLY MMO provider i know of in EXISTANCE, that actually work to Fix problems IN REAL TIME! You name 1 other company that give you on the fly updates as to what is going on ... go on i dare you ... Stop being so damn selfish, we just got a damn gift from CCP, they didnt have to, but they gave us one anyways!! -- End Rant -- You mad bro? Obviously the majority of us were posting on here to have a bit of fun and poke around at CCP while the servers are down...it appears however that you are the only one taking **** seriously and getting upset. I recommend getting laid  Exscuse me? .... i rooted ya mum last night, my balls are empty bro!
lol I told her she should be more careful XP |

AllonJita
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:56:00 -
[349] - Quote
Allright, i can fix it! - No i am verry serious, if you guys cant handle it, i am shure i can!
As for the comunity dev, he might be the only one reading this ... post!
Your posts, don't even matter much, he just reads, and scraches head..
Servers are still down, probably database issue, nobody even got clue, and they gave up and went to a beer, i know i would! |

RICO Ramierz
Interstellar Operations Inc.
8
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Posted - 2013.05.17 13:02:00 -
[350] - Quote
Everybody happy now?  |
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Kanidatari
Embers Children TOHA Conglomerate
1
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Posted - 2013.05.17 13:02:00 -
[351] - Quote
CCP Gargant wrote:After a few calming words and several re-initializations, TQ finally decided to love life again. Thank you for your patience during these start-up difficulties.
As of 12:39 UTC, the server is eagerly accepting your log ins. Fly safe everyone!
So... what was now the real issue with todays extended downtime? Do you know more now? Are the guys fixing it ready to give a announcement? |

Jensen Pareka
Accidentally Seriously Accidentally The Whole Thing
0
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Posted - 2013.05.17 13:02:00 -
[352] - Quote
Wow... Now I'm playing SimCity because Eve is broken.... |

RICO Ramierz
Interstellar Operations Inc.
8
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Posted - 2013.05.17 13:03:00 -
[353] - Quote
If your happy and you know it clap your hands! |

Gemma Anderson
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.05.17 13:14:00 -
[354] - Quote
Kanidatari wrote:
So... what was now the real issue with todays extended downtime? Do you know more now? Are the guys fixing it ready to give a announcement?
Rumor has it they upgraded the server to Windows 8, and nobody could find the 'Start' button 
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StarRanger
Royal Star Ranger Family
2
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Posted - 2013.05.17 13:14:00 -
[355] - Quote
Top-tip: Regular cleaning of the dust hamsters will prefent further delays in the future, thank you  
Gÿà playing with spaceships since 2003, serious business! |

Zach meii
Nintendo Power
3
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Posted - 2013.05.17 13:38:00 -
[356] - Quote
Xin Massamune wrote:Immaga wrote:I'll put the kettle on. Who wants what? Jasmine tea would be good. Got any crumpets?
**** yes.. i've changed my order.. |

Kanidatari
Embers Children TOHA Conglomerate
1
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Posted - 2013.05.17 16:08:00 -
[357] - Quote
Gemma Anderson wrote:Kanidatari wrote:
So... what was now the real issue with todays extended downtime? Do you know more now? Are the guys fixing it ready to give a announcement?
Rumor has it they upgraded the server to Windows 8, and nobody could find the 'Start' button 
Ahh... i had that issue too for some time... but finaly i bought one :D now everything works fine agen :D like win 7 :p |

Jarod Garamonde
Action Bastards
155
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Posted - 2013.05.17 16:22:00 -
[358] - Quote
CCP Gargant wrote:Due to start-up issues, downtime on May 17th was extended until 12:39 UTC.
We apologize for the inconvenience this causes.
Further updates to the situation will be posted here.
UPDATE 11:45 UTC: A further downtime extension until 12:00 UTC is needed while we sort out these difficulties. We apologize once again for the inconvenience.
UPDATE 12:00 UTC: It seems that Iceland's advancement into the Eurovision grand finals has put the cluster into an absolutely unmanageable state. While we try to get the hamsters into line, we must extend downtime by a further 30 minutes. Our sincerest apologies for this situation, we want this to go smooth as much as you guys.
UPDATE 12:30 UTC: TQ is still having issues with starting after downtime. A further extension of 30 minutes is required while we get to the bottom of what is going on, meaning 13:00 UTC. Thank you for the patience you guys have shown so far during this unexpected downtime extension.
UPDATE 12:39 UTC: After a few calming words and several re-initializations, TQ finally decided to love life again. Thank you for your patience during these start-up difficulties.
I respectfully request 1 million free raw SP as a reward for being the only one that didn't blame DUST. "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

Lord Ryan
Donkey Hats
793
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Posted - 2013.05.17 16:30:00 -
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When Dust gets in your system **** breaks!
Do not assume-áanything above this line-áwas typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
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Doc Severide
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
56
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Posted - 2013.05.17 16:41:00 -
[360] - Quote
I demand 20 Million SP that I can allocate for this incredible breach of game time... |
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