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Stacey Hurst
Uranus Lubrication Inc
The Enheduanni
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:12:00 -
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CCP Gargant wrote:Due to start-up issues, downtime on May 17th is extended until 12:30 UTC.
We apologize for the inconvenience this causes.
Further updates to the situation will be posted here.
UPDATE 11:45 UTC: A further downtime extension until 12:00 UTC is needed while we sort out these difficulties. We apologize once again for the inconvenience.
UPDATE 12:00 UTC: It seems that Iceland's advancement into the Eurovision grand finals has put the cluster into an absolutely unmanageable state. While we try to get the hamsters into line, we must extend downtime by a further 30 minutes. Our sincerest apologies for this situation, we want this to go smooth as much as you guys.
You finally admit that PETA hates us all because of the amount of real hamsters killed per day is astounding. |
RICO Ramierz
Interstellar Operations Inc.
1
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:12:00 -
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Ben ReVerT wrote:So, have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Maybe checking to see if everything is plugged in?
Beat me to that comment didnt ya! haha |
CRAZION
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
RISE of LEGION
1
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:12:00 -
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CCP Gargant
C C P
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:12:00 -
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Velvet Cat BHD wrote:What exactly is happening? I like to know WHAT is wrong, not just that something IS wrong.
It isn't clear what is wrong and I myself can't explain it as it is way out of my area of expertise. Those that could explain it are too busy trying to fix it.
I'll wrangle up a summary once these issues are over.
CCP Gargant | Community Representative | EVE Illuminati |
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Blood Viper Johnson
SOERI SKYTEAM
0
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:12:00 -
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FREE SP OHH YEEEAH! |
Octoven
Phoenix Productions
Headshot Gaming
131
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:12:00 -
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eiedu wrote:If someone broke the build, he/she has to get cake for everyone! You better make in-game cake for birthdays and build breaks.
No! The cake is a lie! |
Ioci
Bad Girl Posse
Somethin Awfull Forums
383
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:12:00 -
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Eurovision says their logs show nothing.
R.I.P. Vile Rat |
Cloud Rnd
Cloud Technology
4
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:13:00 -
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Burn the Eurovision!  |
Hurtado Soneka
Serenity Prime
Kraken.
91
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:13:00 -
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Common guys us Consoleers aren't used to this kinda bs, lets see some hussle! |
Hunter Seaker
DucKtape Unlimited
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
52
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:13:00 -
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I touched a koala at the Sydney Zoo (a bannable offence, dude) |
Cavalira
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:13:00 -
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People demanding compensation. ******* hell. |
Lemonades
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
17
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:13:00 -
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CCP Gargant wrote:Velvet Cat BHD wrote:What exactly is happening? I like to know WHAT is wrong, not just that something IS wrong. It isn't clear what is wrong and I myself can't explain it as it is way out of my area of expertise. Those that could explain it are too busy trying to fix it. I'll wrangle up a summary once these issues are over.
Try turning it off and on again. |
Miao Sajuuk
DMoney Corp
1
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:13:00 -
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The server has been destroyed? 
=w= |
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Ushra'Khan
56
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:14:00 -
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Slappy Andven wrote:Remmacs Yhtlif wrote:EVE players really take every opportunity to cry. **** happens everywhere, all the time, get used to it. It really makes you wonder if CCP thinks those tears are delicious.
I heard rumour that CCP Guard sips them from little bottles like a Mentat... |
Lemster
Disconnected.
Choke Point
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:14:00 -
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Screw it, am defecting to Hello Kitty Online. |
Elepherious
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:14:00 -
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Slappy Andven wrote:Remmacs Yhtlif wrote:EVE players really take every opportunity to cry. **** happens everywhere, all the time, get used to it. It really makes you wonder if CCP thinks those tears are delicious.
The servers are run by hamsters, and the hamsters are hydrated by tears... They need the tears... |
Octoven
Phoenix Productions
Headshot Gaming
131
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:14:00 -
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Hey...just asking, have you tried clearing your cache?? |
Kameron Risalo
Thorcrest's Hammershedders
2
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:14:00 -
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Templar Knightsbane wrote:FEED HAMSTERS EXTACSY!
LMAO!!!! yeah man, that would be good ... apart from when they go on a downer .. then were all screwed! |
Erin Myles
The Patisserie
1
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:14:00 -
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Emrys Ap'Morgravaine wrote:Angmar Udate wrote:Usually we have TQ restarting and being up withing say 10 minutes, but fairly regularly it seems to either get stuck in a loop where the startup timer continuously resets, or like today just goes back down again after timer expired. I am curious whats going on here? Is this a persistent difficult problem you cant get your head around, or is incidents where the cluster acts up after a new patch, or.... ?
If memory serves, that looping countdown timer you see is actually our limited clients not understanding what the cluster is doing during its start-up routines. My google fu is failing me, but the question has come up before on eve-o forums and a dev type a couple of years ago explained it in better detail.
I think the clients will either ask for or receive a "starting up" notification, which comes in with the estimated startup time remaining from the server (30secs, 15secs etc) and then the client simply count down to it at which point it will query the cluster for a "are you alive?" and if yes - it will display current players and the Tranq server status. If it doesn't receive any reasonable response then it makes sense it will just rerun the last 5 seconds as network latency at either your end or CCPs to 'retry' that "are you alive?" request. |
Matthew97
Dat Tax
168
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:14:00 -
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1. Have you tried moving the hamsters into different wheels?
2. Have you checked if the cleaning lady has unplugged the server node for the hover?
3. Have you accidentally plugged the dust server back in?
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RICO Ramierz
Interstellar Operations Inc.
5
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:15:00 -
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How long is this gonna last for now? Im skiving off work to play this morning!!!  |
Cavalira
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
113
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:15:00 -
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Lemster wrote:Screw it, am defecting to Hello Kitty Online.
Wouldn't be a loss anyway. |
Takeda Katashi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:15:00 -
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Didn't even link to Eurovision so we can watch in the meantime.. |
disasteur
Tellcomtec Gold
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:15:00 -
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CCP Gargant wrote:Velvet Cat BHD wrote:What exactly is happening? I like to know WHAT is wrong, not just that something IS wrong. It isn't clear what is wrong and I myself can't explain it as it is way out of my area of expertise. Those that could explain it are too busy trying to fix it. I'll wrangle up a summary once these issues are over.
i underlined the part i find funny..... i only hope that it doesnt count for all ur CCP employees :P
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GYMMY TRY
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:15:00 -
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Can we do reboot hour or 2 earlier. Me have to goto work soon. No Playing time before work makes me mean at work. |
Velvet Cat BHD
Better Hide R Die EVE
3
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:15:00 -
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Shotgun Raine wrote:Ok, we're gonna need a free gift. 
Yeah, something good 
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Leany Umangiar
Adhocracy Incorporated
Adhocracy
1
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:15:00 -
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Have u guys tried to asking "BOB"? |
Caneb
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
33
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:15:00 -
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Have you tried turning it off and on again? 
Also, lots of entitlement going on in this thread. Chill and go outside for an hour. |
Yasin Stavrouski
Star Frontiers
The Unthinkables
3
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:15:00 -
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I actually have to thank CCP, because what with the extra downtime I think I might make a nice sandwich.
Anyone want some? |
Balatar
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
0
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Posted - 2013.05.17 12:16:00 -
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RICO Ramierz wrote:Ben ReVerT wrote:So, have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Maybe checking to see if everything is plugged in? Beat me to that comment didnt ya! haha
Any one check to see if the cleaners have a hoover plugged in somewhere they shouldn't ?? |
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