So some1 has turned Burn Jita back at the Goons? Burn Mittanigrad
How many jumpfrieghters died in the beginning anywayz? At 7 billion a shot ouch.

It'd be fun to see how many HI SECers would try to show up for Burn Mittanigrad but I have a feeling it'd turn out like the Childrens Crusade in the middle ages & most would die on the way there

It'd be fun to see how many HI SECers would try to show up for Burn Mittanigrad but I have a feeling it'd turn out like the Childrens Crusade in the middle ages & most would die on the way there

how many of them will stick around when they realize that there's no isk/hr

how many of them will stick around when they realize that there's no isk/hr

Some have tried and even drop super capital fleets but could never take it and got a ticket home with huge trillions of losses.

What makes Deklein region special is not only goons corp name but mostly players that are around there for years now, build an interesting place to be in and have always put all their assets on the line, their differences aside when needed to keep their toons home.
They will get back to kick you in the nuts even at lower numbers, and again and again and again endlessly until you're tired out of isk player mates motivation and til you understand nothing you will do will ever change their attitude, it's their home and they're not leaving it for any reason.

The age of the Goonies is over...the time of the HIGH SECCERS, HAS COME. (Just bring Concord)

Riddle me this.

If Goons lost their space and were forced into high sec, how much would the wretches of highsec panic?

If you are not in a retriever afk or in an autopiloting freighter you have nothing to fear from goons.

Did you know that we have found a way to make a profit from blowing up many t2 frigates?

Also pimp my ride mission runners. Wardec all the things. ect.

It'd be fun to see how many HI SECers would try to show up for Burn Mittanigrad but I have a feeling it'd turn out like the Childrens Crusade in the middle ages & most would die on the way there

darth nefarious is a well known riverini sock puppet and he's just trying to boost en24 views

forget Goons, Markeedragon is who you want to be hunting.

So some1 has turned Burn Jita back at the Goons? Burn Mittanigrad
How many jumpfrieghters died in the beginning anywayz? At 7 billion a shot ouch.

How is that unfair, most goon grunts are trying to boost mittens views everytime they can.

gotta admit, i prefer TMC to en24 mainly because TMC has articles where as en24 has reposts of stuff i can read elsewhere.

EN24 is plain bad, TMC is biased and full of propaganda.
Pick your poison.

Watching his first day in Eve made me cringe.

It's been said before but a lot of people who could GIVE us the flip side to views that are biased fall into 2 categories.

1. They have the writing talent of a poorly schooled child

2. They're convinced that by writing for TMC The Mittani is going to show up at their house and take their firstborn.

For the record he won't, he didn't take anyone. He just sort of climbed on the furniture and hooted like a gibbon.

What you don't understand is that burn jita has no impact on 90% of the highsec population, it's not efficient it's not effective it's only good for propaganda (hey hey we still exist guys, look we are killing stuff) .
There is no point doing it for average hisec joe, if you want to annoy gewns here is a simple plan :
- get a cloaky alt
- afk in goon space
- collect tears
Or you can pray CCP nerf cyno and JF so we can actually impact their economy, or you could just join Marmite.

Did you know that we have found a way to make a profit from blowing up many t2 frigates?

venture fleet?

I have that 10 bill deadspace golem killmail somewhere. Someone care to link it?

darth nefarious is a well known riverini sock puppet and he's just trying to boost en24 views

Didn't know that. Wow.

Instead of speculating from highsec, why not pick a side- and fight for them; Instead of falsely trying to peg motivations based on whatever drivel you read on an external news site of your choosing?

You might even have fun doing it.

Did you know that we have found a way to make a profit from blowing up many t2 frigates?

Also pimp my ride mission runners. Wardec all the things. ect.

Invade Mittanigrad?

Invading places with grad at the end have always gone very well. The grad is how you can be sure this will be an unmitigated success.

Pack a coat.

It'd be fun to see how many HI SECers would try to show up for Burn Mittanigrad but I have a feeling it'd turn out like the Childrens Crusade in the middle ages & most would die on the way there

Some have already tried and felt the pain. Some of those alliances chest beating at that time don't exist anymore, are gone, disbanded.
Some are still there, got stronger and are having fun in null, this is awesome.

I think most Eve players can't even realize a tiny bit how much the swarm likes loosing ships, care less about KB's (while theirs is rather impressively positive), and my guess is the day come if that happens it will not feel good to leave a butt cheek outside around the hive.

This would probably be a major event with tons of fun for everyone, awesome but not really ready to happen so: VFK by jully or august? -and which year?

Of late, Black Legion has upped their game considerably and have begun targeting capital ships in the Goonswarm home system.

There is no point doing it for average hisec joe, if you want to annoy gewns here is a simple plan :
- get a cloaky alt
- afk in 0.0 space
- collect tears

So some1 has turned Burn Jita back at the Goons? Burn Mittanigrad
The CFC war seems to be turning

Darth, you know better than that.
There is zero chance of the failed lawyer's alliance losing their home system.
Black Legion may be running guerrilla tactics in there, and may be getting more bold with some capital activity, but no way tgey can actually run operations to wipe out that station.

With Test getting pounded, and PL lining up with goons, it is extremely unlikely that all of Eve will suddenly come to its senses and excise the cancer in the game.

It'd be fun to see how many HI SECers would try to show up for Burn Mittanigrad but I have a feeling it'd turn out like the Childrens Crusade in the middle ages & most would die on the way there

"Be seated." Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit. Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle.

You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men like to fight. When you, here, every one of you, were kids, you all admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the big league ball players, and the All-American football players. Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an American.

You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would die in a major battle. Death must not be feared. Death, in time, comes to all men. Yes, every man is scared in his first battle. If he says he's not, he's a liar. Some men are cowards but they fight the same as the brave men or they get the hell slammed out of them watching men fight who are just as scared as they are. The real hero is the man who fights even though he is scared. Some men get over their fright in a minute under fire. For some, it takes an hour. For some, it takes days. But a real man will never let his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his country, and his innate manhood. Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base. Americans pride themselves on being He Men and they ARE He Men.

Remember that the enemy is just as frightened as you are, and probably more so. They are not supermen. All through your Army careers, you men have bitched about what you call "chicken **** drilling." That, like everything else in this Army, has a definite purpose. That purpose is alertness. Alertness must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a **** for a man who's not always on his toes.

You men are veterans or you wouldn't be here. You are ready for what's to come. A man must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you're not alert, sometime, a German son-of-an-*******-***** is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sock full of ****! There are four hundred neatly marked graves somewhere in Sicily, all because one man went to sleep on the job. But they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before they did.

An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse ****. The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about *******! We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By God, I do. My men don't surrender, and I don't want to hear of any soldier under my command being captured unless he has been hit. Even if you are hit, you can still fight back. That's not just bull **** either. The kind of man that I want in my command is just like the lieutenant in Libya, who, with a Luger against his chest, jerked off his helmet, swept the gun aside with one hand, and busted the hell out of the Kraut with his helmet. Then he jumped on the gun and went out and killed another German before they knew what the hell was coming off. And, all of that time, this man had a bullet through a lung. There was a real man!

how many of them will stick around when they realize that there's no isk/hr

wake up dude, we do not even leave for the night

Invade Mittanigrad?

Invading places with grad at the end have always gone very well. The grad is how you can be sure this will be an unmitigated success.

Pack a coat.

You are hard to understand, maybe you should get some sleep.

I actually think its a cool idea, but will probably lack organization and leadership, and will therefor fail. If someone really could rally a bunch of carebears into a fleet, it would be a really cool event!

Harry Forever's already got us rallying. Check out the thread he linked. Carebears are consistently shooting and looting in VFK-IV. Get killed? They don't care, they knew they were going to get killed. Die in a gate camp on the way there? No problem, they go back again. Get your T1 frig or your bomber to VFK, people are having lots of fun.

Cloaky Tengu's with interdiction nullifiers :)

No need to worry bout gate camps.
Make your safe spots as soon as you get there.
Commence tactical guerilla strikes.
Have fun.

actually i thought about the same thing, to set up an official game event, I even put the thing together already, just did not have the time to realease it, will you join with some ships from your incursion fleet?

...like seriously where all that ppl are gonna go you cant expect them disappear over night?

incursion runners are not going to risk anything that costs more than 500k

as for the people who aren't hilariously risk-averse incursion runners, bring dictors, bombers and tier 3 BCs. for the ones who don't really care about the possibility of losing a few hundred mil, bring cynabals.

they are not the only ones there, I see many ships when i look at mittanigrad cloaked up each day, me and my friends doing it since two weeks already https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=249927 small fights for now, but soon this could be a real problem for the goons, some even told me I should stop and attack TEST instead... they might be a little bit worried that this is becoming a tradition, it could get extremely annyoing for them soon

[quote=Harry Forever][quote=Vince Snetterton][quote=DarthNefarius]
It's all bullshit. The entire player base has been bullshitted. Anybody can go to nullsec and have a good time.

Some of us evil goons already spend all our time in hi-sec as it is. Imagine if we were kicked back to hi-sec, pretty sure carebears would be doing aid flotillas to find us another home by the end of the month.

Ha! This!
A lot of high seccers have been getting on the BURN GOONS bandwaggon, but they really don;t get that if evicted from null goons really would return to high sec. It would be hulkageddon, ice interdiction and burn jita 24/7.

What you don't understand is that burn jita has no impact on 90% of the highsec population, it's not efficient it's not effective it's only good for propaganda (hey hey we still exist guys, look we are killing stuff) .
There is no point doing it for average hisec joe, if you want to annoy gewns here is a simple plan :
- get a cloaky alt
- afk in goon space
- collect tears
Or you can pray CCP nerf cyno and JF so we can actually impact their economy, or you could just join Marmite.

Then what's wrong with null people going to hisec and having a good time....?

Ha! This!
A lot of high seccers have been getting on the BURN GOONS bandwaggon, but they really don;t get that if evicted from null goons really would return to high sec. It would be hulkageddon, ice interdiction and burn jita 24/7.
I for one and happy with allowing goons to continue existing far far far away from me and having their occasional flits to highsec.

you don't know what incursion runners will do, they might not be like goons, who need free ship reimbursement before they undock

i know exactly what they'll do: run incursions

not all minds are caged like yours

They need shiny ships to maximize isk per hour.

So some1 has turned Burn Jita back at the Goons? Burn Mittanigrad
The CFC war seems to be turning

Welp it looks like I was correct about July 28th but wrong on who's Capitol would be under siege
Looks like we got the Battle of Testigrad instead to look forward to for all the DDOS's reinforced nodes & lagfest this Sunday
c'est la vie, c'est la guerre

i know exactly what they'll do: run incursions

I hope nobody just up and pops the highsec Sansha motherships.

forget Goons, Markeedragon is who you want to be hunting.

Too late shields already did
Guess we got nothing to else better to do ( except forum warrioring )unless we go to the island incursion in our shinies

You seem really obsessed with us. May I, once again, suggest seeking mental health care services?

Ha! This!
A lot of high seccers have been getting on the BURN GOONS bandwaggon, but they really don;t get that if evicted from null goons really would return to high sec. It would be hulkageddon, ice interdiction and burn jita 24/7.
I for one and happy with allowing goons to continue existing far far far away from me and having their occasional flits to highsec.

meanwhile, in 6VDT-H

http://i.imgur.com/ukwJkYT.jpg

This is the most battleships I have ever seen in one place....

It looks like one of the bait-balls I used to make in Homeworld Cataclysm :). I honestly have no idea how TEST are going to break through that.

It looks like one of the bait-balls I used to make in Homeworld Cataclysm . I honestly have no idea how TEST are going to break through that.

Test right now

http://i.imgur.com/aVRDjyx.jpg

meanwhile, in 6VDT-H

http://i.imgur.com/ukwJkYT.jpg

I hope you didn't bring another Hurricane fitted like the one you had last night.

You don't PVP if you don't lose your ship

Wow that was fun.

For some noobs that was one heck of a crew you sent after us.


Why you kill my bubble? You no like my bubble?

Wow that was fun.

For some noobs that was one heck of a crew you sent after us.

It'd be fun to see how many HI SECers would try to show up for Burn Mittanigrad but I have a feeling it'd turn out like the Childrens Crusade in the middle ages & most would die on the way there

The highlight was when Joepopo attempted to catch Harry's double-stabbed cat with an instacane, suffering from lack of tank, and got blapped.

This is the most battleships I have ever seen in one place....

Can I try? I'll try...

The Ballad of Joe Popo!

Now this is the story of a troll
we'll call Joe Popo
- he made first in our poll.

Joe bravely fits Goon ships all day long.
Living off Goonswarm pay.
To feel real strong...

He does little nice API scripts sometimes, too.
Some Goons are too stupid for Dotlan, it's true!

Joe Popo is a courageous guy.
He joined the Goons on a fly!

Paid his all times SA forum fee.
With the EVE experience of your usual dumb tree.

But - please! don't expect me to vote him down!
He's the happiest Goon
- though he is a clown.

We once asked him what The Mittani was like.
He said: "Man, do I know, the dude's never around?"
He never once was while I played this game...
As a matter of fact, I'll note down his name!"

"But I set up a party in Paris for Goons!"
What a beautiful setting for their beautiful toons!

And I wonder through all my sleepless nights,
Did he buy Jaegermeister
as a special surprise?

The truth about Joe is as easy as this:
If he takes a P he might easily miss,
if his Bs aren't around to hold him steady,
and point his gun and say 'Yearh, you're ready!"

In truth Null sec is a sad affair.
The dangers of Null Sec...?
Just aren't there!

Fly through their systems and see them all dock
from the terrible ratting and mining they mock
Their 'whiny' High Sec cousins about..
"We are like you, but we're special and loud!"

So they make more ISK an hour, you say?
What price do the Joe's of this world really pay?

Have a boss like Mittani who is never there
Unless to add to his mystical flair?

And is he the only one so detached?
Some Goon guys that died were equally matched
By total ignorance from most of their team.
If you don't count at all, then what is the scheme?

The last truth I'll tell you is simple to get:
It is you, High Sec Bears, that make them fat.
Believe in the lies of dangers in Null.
And they are in their rights to call you dull.

And I'll add a note for Joe and his friends:
This is the start, lets see where it ends.


Also, Joepopo: In truth we of course luv you. All of us Except for some of us.... If you ever happen to be stranded in Belgium, we can have a drink. ;)
Though of course the Ballad tells many truths...

He did do nothing, just like the rest of the Goons never did anything to me.

He is just such a funny guy and proper material for a ballad.
I rarely get "butthurt" over space pixels.

So other than a 300% efficiency in Joe's battle yesterday, what else did Joe do to make you guys so butthurt? Or it it just because he didn't fit warp core stabs to his instacane and you still think that's silly?

You seemed pretty butthurt yesterday when you were hurling schoolyard insults around at people in JU.

As long as fun is to be had We will be involved. My employer is already prepared to offer similar prizes for Round 2 and ammo production is already lined up.

May We suggest a wider net for the next round?

Thank you for the ballad. It's quite cool :)

Who won the prizes for the first VFK burn?

Really? Well, I just joined the smack talk orgy that was already in progress between you guys and Harry.
Its pretty unproductive any day, but a good thing to while away time during a stalemate.

You couldn't find us... We couldn't hurt you playing gate games, because we were too few and your group composition included too many SB killers...

Our fleet speech actually was fun and relaxed though and all on our side had a good laugh as usual and agreed it was a great day. We'll see you again soon (TM) I'm sure.

Thank you for the ballad. It's quite cool :)

Who won the prizes for the first VFK burn?

Glad you like it, it came from heart...

If it wasn't fun, we'd not do it. As it is it is fun and also profitable enough.

I don't know about the prices, really. Guess Harry will have to see. I'll certainly not win a Bantham as it is.

I joined late, first day after a forced EVE absence and though I spotted targets that were destroyed, there was no good target for a SB, sadly. :)

Unsurprisingly Joe, the Tengu went to Harry himself. For like smacktalking or something.
A couple of other prizes went to the others for various reasons. All very suspect.

Yeah sure, just announce it here for all to see.

I hope i will be getting a consolation prize for being the biggest loser of the day.

Edit: Ah well, no. it was the Raven pilot again.. Welp!

It's EVE Online, what did you expect?

Hey, I offered to warp to you for a 5 on 1 away from gates, and I was in a T1 cruiser. Admittedly it's because I couldn't be bothered to gate jump back to VFK, but still, you didn't take me up on my offer.

Unsurprisingly Joe, the Tengu went to Harry himself. For like smacktalking or something.
A couple of other prizes went to the others for various reasons. All very suspect.

Well, there is the fact that last time we trusted Goons to act "honorably" and stick to their word, they didn't.
Unsurprisingly, really, I wouldn't know if I had kept it. ;)

Well I'm SMA :p
and That's why I offered to join your fleet and warp to you, so i couldn't bring allies and you could stage in a safe. I had to fly like 2 jumps thanks to you.

Mission accomplished!