TEST has burned bridges and annihilated diplomatic relations with absolutely astounding ferocity.

Yet the hard fact is that we would not be going to war against TEST if they were living in Providence.

Thank god this disgusting nap fest has ended and mittens stopped pussying. His whole coalition dying around him from boredom.

Almost all of the coalition that are regular pvpers have been deployed to various regions fighting for the last six months. The only ones dying of boredom are the ones that sit at home and rat all day.

The only ones dying of boredom are the ones that sit at home and rat all day.

So the vast majority?

Goons and various pet alliances who depend on 600 PvPers to keep the ISK flowing,

Welcome to Fountain.

http://eve-kill.net/index.php?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18106850

Sweet split damage fit bro.

IDK considering fleet sizes numbering under 600 beat three shades of stupid out of you for the last month I fail to see how us adding supercaps and F1 pushers is really going to hurt the cause.

um that's the doctrine fit, huginns aren't there to deal damage so we really don't care what they fit in the highslots as long as they have everything right

You don't understand friend.

Killing us has never been a problem. Test is pretty bad. The problem the CFC is going to face is that we will not go away.

We like getting blown up. We have literally 10s of thousands of ships to throw at you guys.

And it's going to be awesome.

Yeah I think I remember this tireless ability of TEST pilots to keep coming back in Vale of the Silent a while back.

Yeah I think I remember this tireless ability of TEST pilots to keep coming back in Vale of the Silent a while back.

Considering in the last 2 weeks they have lost 400b in ships to us I dont know how many of said 10s of thousands of ships are still available.

Now that we are done playing just the tip get ready for the full shaft.

Goons and various pet alliances who depend on 600 PvPers to keep the ISK flowing,

Welcome to Fountain.

Today, two of our very small Talwar fleets combined in Fountain to form up about 50 men, and went looking for Goons and their peasant cannon fodder to shoot.

We got some fights, but the Goons mostly ran, despite have T3s and Logi. There was a standoff on the EI- and J5A gate. We asked the goons to jump into us, so we could have a decent suicide brawl, but they declined.

So we jumped into them and died in a glorious battle.

And even after we all died, killboards were still green.

http://eve-kill.net/index.php?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18106850

Sweet split damage fit bro.

Wait until you see how many ships we lose killing your T3s in Fountain. It will literally blow your mind.


It's funny, someone from BL was just saying something similar to me about FCON.

Seriously though, I am happy you are participating in this thread. We need more goon pets to post about this war.

Considering in the last 2 weeks they have lost 400b in ships to us I dont know how many of said 10s of thousands of ships are still available.

Now that we are done playing just the tip get ready for the full shaft.

Considering in the last 2 weeks they have lost 400b in ships to us I dont know how many of said 10s of thousands of ships are still available.

Now that we are done playing just the tip get ready for the full shaft.

I am strictly speaking for myself here, but GO GO GO TEST... Kill the gewntards!!!

IMO we should all gang the **** up and eradicate the gewnmenace once and for all... Then PL! After the plague and the virus have been eliminated, we could continue doing whatever we want.

I am strictly speaking for myself here, but GO GO GO TEST... Kill the gewntards!!!

IMO we should all gang the **** up and eradicate the gewnmenace once and for all... Then PL! After the plague and the virus have been eliminated, we could continue doing whatever we want.

Until someone else filled the gap and broke out the oppression stick again?

Goons and various pet alliances who depend on 600 PvPers to keep the ISK flowing,

Welcome to Fountain.

Today, two of our very small Talwar fleets combined in Fountain to form up about 50 men, and went looking for Goons and their peasant cannon fodder to shoot.

We got some fights, but the Goons mostly ran, despite have T3s and Logi. There was a standoff on the EI- and J5A gate. We asked the goons to jump into us, so we could have a decent suicide brawl, but they declined.

So we jumped into them and died in a glorious battle.

And even after we all died, killboards were still green.

http://eve-kill.net/index.php?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18106850

Sweet split damage fit bro.

Somehow, I do not think CFC wants to conquer Test space for moons only. I have a feeling, they are looking at filling their ranks with Test members to.

This could be a full scale assimilation....however....resistance might not be futile.

This is certainly a thread.

the Goons would love to have Redditors.

I think the CFC is one of the last places we would chose if we left TEST. I also think people are really underestimating how many people will stick with TEST if we get beaten, perfectly willing to do faction war or NPC Null for a while until a sov opportunity comes up.

If TEST closed my list would include Brave Newbies and Nulli but not anyone in the CFC. I might try to join BL just so I can annoy Woderick.

But we're a long way from that, I think it could only happen if no one wants to run the alliance. And Booda seems to be having a ball at the moment.

For all that you're right, Random Majere, the Goons would love to have Redditors. My spies tell me a Join Goonswarm if You Hate Reddit banner campaign is being planned by Mittens to be launched on Reddit. He is clearly getting desperate!

For all that you're right, Random Majere, the Goons would love to have Redditors. My spies tell me a Join Goonswarm if You Hate Reddit banner campaign is being planned by Mittens to be launched on Reddit. He is clearly getting desperate!

you have ****** spies

Before you know it people will be DDOSing external communication networks and cutting off power to peoples houses!

blob vs. blob is not fun and goonswarm doesn't conduct fun wars but it will be fun to watch from the sidelines as TEST collapses while I jew like a bad space goon

I think the CFC is one of the last places we would chose if we left TEST. I also think people are really underestimating how many people will stick with TEST if we get beaten, perfectly willing to do faction war or NPC Null for a while until a sov opportunity comes up.

If TEST closed my list would include Brave Newbies and Nulli but not anyone in the CFC. I might try to join BL just so I can annoy Woderick.

But we're a long way from that, I think it could only happen if no one wants to run the alliance. And Booda seems to be having a ball at the moment.

For all that you're right, Random Majere, the Goons would love to have Redditors. My spies tell me a Join Goonswarm if You Hate Reddit banner campaign is being planned by Mittens to be launched on Reddit. He is clearly getting desperate!

I'll be out with Topgoon shooting people not structures. If I ever get home from work tonight.

I mean, I'm not sad at all that we're invading fountain but I don't envy anyone on either side of a sov battle.

[fabulousvoice]
*scoff*

That is -So- 3 months ago, we arent doing that shtick anymore. Didnt you get the memo?

Try to keep up with the times, would you dear? [/fabulousvoice]

Yeah I just got back, I wasn't thinking completely and I forgot that I'm mostly not even trained for fleet fights, but small frigs and interdiction so I'll be doing small gang stuff against test as soon as I re-establish some income.

I mean, I'm not sad at all that we're invading fountain but I don't envy anyone on either side of a sov battle.

[fabulousvoice]
*scoff*

That is -So- 3 months ago, we arent doing that shtick anymore. Didnt you get the memo?

Try to keep up with the times, would you dear? [/fabulousvoice]

there is already a large ex TEST contingent in Goonswarm.

Not going to lie I'd rather blow my brains out than grind sov in subcaps. Or caps.

We're counting on that my friend.

Don't know how to tell you this but there is already a large ex TEST contingent in Goonswarm. You are right in that I don't expect TEST to completely fold. They will **** off to Syndicate for a while, rebuild and become a better alliance for it, but if you don't think there won't be a fair number of defectors you are crazy.

I'm glad you can count because I have a feeling you will need to understand percentages and count to four digits in order to fight us.

I'm glad you can count because I have a feeling you will need to understand percentages and count to four digits in order to fight us.

We've recently put up 1200 and 1000 pilots in Delve to push CFC/PL/NC back successfully.

Tonight, we had very short time to deploy because our spies gave us intel on CFC hellcamp plans, and SOMEBODY has been DDOSing our Jabber coincidentally, as soon as the SOTG started.

But that's ok. We're all going to hang out in Fountain together for several weeks. And you guys will have plenty of opportunities to fight 1,000 raging, sperging, happy nerds.

I, for one, was at the edge of my seat in J5A. I even shot a thing with my TFI!

TEST couldn't form enough and stood down.

I'm glad you can field those dudes. Next time I think you should deploy what you've got, though.

Our mumble was basically non-functional during part of this deployment but we did make do, i'd trade jabber for mumble in that situation.

Not my choice. Besides, we pretty much owned CFC all day with much smaller fleets.


I can't prove anything, but the DDOS of CCP recently had fantastic (literally to the minute timing) for CFC and your pals NCdot, and as soon as the SOTG was done, our services have been under constant attack.

I don't have any proof that someone affiliated with the CFC is doing this, but then I am also not a coincidence theorist.

Holy **** the tinfoil hattery.

What's funny is this sounds like GSF did back when we were taking Fountain for you. Remember when the bubbles went down on all the capital POS's in 6VDT after DT on Day 2?

Not my choice. Besides, we pretty much owned CFC all day with much smaller fleets.

I can't prove anything, but the DDOS of CCP recently had fantastic (literally to the minute timing) for CFC and your pals NCdot, and as soon as the SOTG was done, our services have been under constant attack.

I don't have any proof that someone affiliated with the CFC is doing this, but then I am also not a coincidence theorist.

I don't think a statement of facts is tinfoil hattery. YMMV


I don't because I wasn't there. I am not interested in nostalgia or Goon/Test history.

Only how many of our Goon friends we can kill and how bloody we can make Fountain.

Will you be there?

http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=351517

Hahahaha you posted a killboard link, this is going to be the best execution ever.

Hahahaha you posted a killboard link, this is going to be the best execution ever.

A single buzzard hangs around a station baiting or something...

TEST response is to evacuate the system completely and stage somewhere else because they where getting 'hell camped'

You still don't get it do you?

You're not going to win. You're not going to execute anyone. You're going to lose. Your pubbies carebears and j4gs will abandon you leaving Goonswarm an empty shell of bitter posters.

Hey we had a Rokh strat op this morning...

Ah never mind.

Give us a few days, kk?

Try with Naga's next time might be more suc.... oh nevermind.

Try with Naga's next time might be more suc.... oh nevermind.

Any time you'd care to start.

Seems like people are being executed right on schedule.

I'm not sure you should be using polysyllabic words yet. Are you thinking the phrase "people executed" means ships forced off field?

Oh god not my caracals

I'm honestly amazed we have a Caracal doctrine, and that anyone would be dumb enough to mock Caracal losses. There are so many amazing things about this whole discussion. Duh, Caracals are going to die, but I mean isk for isk you guys are the ones who are going to lose out.

Have you seen the market prices for those caracals?

They're costing you more than drakes.

I'm honestly amazed we have a Caracal doctrine, and that anyone would be dumb enough to mock Caracal losses. There are so many amazing things about this whole discussion. Duh, Caracals are going to die, but I mean isk for isk you guys are the ones who are going to lose out.

At some point drakes became bad and devalued hard. I don't find that surprising at all. That doesn't mean Caracals are like, super valuable things we must protect at all costs, every loss of which Goonswarm will come to rue.

Nothing you can say will make it any less hilarious that a sov holding nullsec alliance is running around in caracals. Nothing.

Some people have to worry about reimbursing all their losses, from Apocalyse Navy Issue down to Blackbird.

I don't even know what a navy apoc is but I know I pointed several last night in ZUE- and sent their pods home.

I thought blackbirds were **** and ewar got nerfed a while back? I really know nothing about this game but I do know that on third or fourth attempt to play eve, my first 'big' buy was a caracal and I'll forever associate caracals with cheap hi-sec mission running and suicidal ideation.

At some point drakes became bad and devalued hard. I don't find that surprising at all. That doesn't mean Caracals are like, super valuable things we must protect at all costs, every loss of which Goonswarm will come to rue.

Nothing you can say will make it any less hilarious that a sov holding nullsec alliance is running around in caracals. Nothing.

Caracals are a viable doctrine so I don't understand why you think it's humorous.

Have you seen the market prices for those caracals?

They're costing you more than drakes.

Caracals are a viable doctrine so I don't understand why you think it's humorous.

Caracals are a viable doctrine so I don't understand why you think it's humorous.

in delve, on the first night of our deployment we took on and won against a larger oracle fleet and two talwar fleets in ham caracals with only minor losses. The skills of Mr vee played a large part but it's a highly effective doctrine.

Oops just got dunked.

DBRB's TFIs vs a SCRAP/TEST fleet of Ahacs.

Well played Boat, almost got your pod ;)

Hey, tell us about welping a Navy Apoc fleet on the B-D undock with no logistics support.

Hey, tell us about welping a Navy Apoc fleet on the B-D undock with no logistics support.

Since boat just murdered a bunch of T3s (like 41) and didn't lose much of note besides dictors... http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&adjacent&kll_id=18184435

I'd say Boat ~rolled~ on ya.

On the leadership thing, Dbrb couldn't be CEO of Goonswarm without an astonishing number of accidental deaths. He's a charming if slightly odd boy, but he'd be a terribly bad leader. Also, he's not an SA goon, and we are racists that way. Glass ceiling itt.

I must say I was super-impressed that boat went from something like 280lbs down to a pretty normal weight in this last seven or eight months.

If we can't have boat, nobody can. So don't even try sonny.

"warp warp warp. cancel warp. if you warped you're dead. fleet warping to POS. Oh, you're 5 days old and were in a frigate? sorry you're supposed to cancel warp if you're a frigate."

He trolls us in other ways too.

"warp warp warp. cancel warp. if you warped you're dead. fleet warping to POS. Oh, you're 5 days old and were in a frigate? sorry you're supposed to cancel warp if you're a frigate."

He trolls us in other ways too.

Not the newbies...

I really like hearing stories about Boat, go ahead and tell us more.

Not the newbies...

Newbies are precious and innocent. It's bad enough we trick them into attending pos shoots, dying unceremoniously from a pos gun because :boat:, that's a crime, like infanticide.

From when I was a newbie I remember Boat telling all the cruisers and below to go watch one of the gates, actually.

The Mittani.com - WAR: CFC INVADES FOUNTAIN - Alizabeth

I'm sure you all know how to click a link. There's a stupid character limit and even Mittens' short speeches are more verbose than CCP's forum software can handle.

TL;DR

We are coming to Fountain, not for you, but for your moons. As the title says, "The ISK must flow."

The entire CFC is deploying. Alphafleet is dead (Long Live Alphafleet). Be assured you are going to see lots of TechFleet and TenguFleet. F***YouFleet can come too. We are also doing considering LokiFleet. CaracalFleet may be instituted for aspiring fleet commanders to cut their teeth on.

TEST has burned bridges and annihilated diplomatic relations with absolutely astounding ferocity.

Two squads in Delve was not an invasion. THIS is an invasion. You may now commence panicking.



This is brings me back to my newbee days, fighting IT Alliance in Fountain back in 2010 Except now I have more money and more ships and oh god this is going to be so much fun