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Kel Gunrunner
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:21:00 -
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I once killed a dominix, a geddon, a ferox and a harpy, in a 4 on 1 in my dominix...ok the geddon was fit for npcing but it still counts!
I think this is the equivilant of slapping a priest in the face with a wet fish, how much do u pwn???
plz try to keep the measurments of pwnage to 1 decimal place :)
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:26:00 -
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I issued 9 bans in the last 14 days, 3 were permanent bans. 
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Nyphur
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:27:00 -
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4.7 units of pwn.
Eve-Tanking.com - For the ultimate tanking spreadsheet and resources. |
Kel Gunrunner
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:27:00 -
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aye u win...
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:27:00 -
[5]
 Originally by: Wrangler
I issued 9 bans in the last 14 days, 3 were permanent bans.
eek. you pwn the most. now put the banstick on the floor
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danneh
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:27:00 -
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Kel Gunrunner, you sure have changed.
Say hi to Jester for me.
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Gonada
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:27:00 -
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Edited by: Gonada on 15/01/2006 17:27:16
argh ?
-I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.-
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Rexthor Hammerfists
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:30:00 -
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Edited by: Rexthor Hammerfists on 15/01/2006 17:29:49
i pwn the most cause i resist writin on the forums how much i pwn
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Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:31:00 -
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i once made 2 freshman give me each a dallor and do push ups! that comes to 3 pts of pwn
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MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa!
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Kel Gunrunner
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:31:00 -
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nice sig lol
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danneh
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:31:00 -
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Oh Also, I mined like 100 blue ice without stopping
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Drakesh
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:33:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler
I issued 9 bans in the last 14 days, 3 were permanent bans.
Winner.
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"Oh Noes- teh Wulves!" |
Sentani
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:50:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler
I issued 9 bans in the last 14 days, 3 were permanent bans.
naw... oveur is your boss so he automaticly pwn you 
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The cargo bay is overloaded and cannot be made to fit Expanded Cargohold I.
It is currently only capable of fitting 8772.12 units and it is currently jammed full with 9558.33 units. |
Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:54:00 -
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I pwn this much! *stretches out arms*
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Nyphur
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:56:00 -
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Originally by: Nero Scuro
I pwn this much! *stretches out arms*
That's a lot of pwn.
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Vladimir Ilych
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Posted - 2006.01.15 17:56:00 -
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not much...
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LUKEC
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Posted - 2006.01.15 18:15:00 -
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Edited by: LUKEC on 15/01/2006 18:15:24
nm)
I use no guns... i smack to death. |
Nyphur
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Posted - 2006.01.15 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: Sergio Ling
i get freshers to buy me drinks, every week. for the whole year. and then when they ain't freshers any more, i get a whole new set to play with
What do you teach?
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Sergio Ling
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Posted - 2006.01.15 18:43:00 -
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i get freshers to buy me drinks, every week. for the whole year. and then when they ain't freshers any more, i get a whole new set to play with
Malthros Zenobia Says - You: , Us: |
Cabadrin
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Posted - 2006.01.15 18:45:00 -
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A lot.
Originally by: Ginger Magician
Mercenary Coalition are one the worst examples of cowardly gank squad lovers that i have seen in my in eve career.Not one of them could hold a candle to me in solo combat |
Allan Robertson
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Posted - 2006.01.15 18:47:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Wrangler
I issued 9 bans in the last 14 days, 3 were permanent bans.
The hand of god, or the touch of Death... Whatever you use is good ;)
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jbob2000
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Posted - 2006.01.15 18:51:00 -
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I pwn this much: -->
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2006.01.15 19:02:00 -
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Originally by: Allan Robertson
Originally by: Wrangler
I issued 9 bans in the last 14 days, 3 were permanent bans.
The hand of god, or the touch of Death... Whatever you use is good ;)
I don't believe in a god, so...
[Read the Rules!] - [Email the Moderators] - [Give me money!] |
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LUKEC
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Posted - 2006.01.15 19:04:00 -
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my best one was:
machariel, cynabel, cerberus, megathron.
I was in poor domi with t1 guns, t1 drones, no ew :)
Tbh, they came 2 by 2, but still 
Later i got mail from their ceo:
You witnessed to greatest stupidity in eve universe... or something like that.
I use no guns... i smack to death. |
Erik Pathfinder
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Posted - 2006.01.15 19:07:00 -
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The forums would break if I told you how much I pwn.
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.01.15 19:12:00 -
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LOTS!
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My grandfather
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Posted - 2006.01.15 19:13:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler
Originally by: Allan Robertson
Originally by: Wrangler
I issued 9 bans in the last 14 days, 3 were permanent bans.
The hand of god, or the touch of Death... Whatever you use is good ;)
I don't believe in a god, so...
Religion on the forums! ban! ban! ban!
on topic: I don't pwn. I OMGWTFBBQ*****PWN!
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Zolofine
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Posted - 2006.01.15 19:18:00 -
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I once killed a group of ants mining sugar with one squish of my boot! |
Marlock Montana
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Posted - 2006.01.15 19:26:00 -
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Think my sig says it all...
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LWMaverick
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Posted - 2006.01.15 19:27:00 -
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How much?
Uhm.. im TEH very definition of PWN
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LWMaverick
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Posted - 2006.01.15 19:37:00 -
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Originally by: Erik Pathfinder
The forums would break if I told you how much I pwn.
With great power, comes great responsibility. |
Erik Pathfinder
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Posted - 2006.01.15 19:47:00 -
[32]
Are you telling me to break the forums?
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Zavernus Hamarabi
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Posted - 2006.01.15 20:05:00 -
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I pwn so much, if i looked at your the right way, your head would explode, your hac would self destruct, and your girlfriend would sleep with me.
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Sarmaul
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Posted - 2006.01.15 20:12:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Zavernus Hamarabi
I pwn so much, if i looked at your the right way, your head would explode, your hac would self destruct, and your girlfriend would sleep with me.
nooooo not my hac!
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jukriamrr
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Posted - 2006.01.15 20:31:00 -
[35]
Edited by: jukriamrr on 15/01/2006 20:31:51
Originally by: Sarmaul
nooooo not my hac!
edit "Yes darling turning off the computer in a minute" 
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Kindakrof
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Posted - 2006.01.15 20:52:00 -
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You can't measure pwnage
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Nyphur
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Posted - 2006.01.15 21:21:00 -
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Originally by: Kindakrof
You can't measure pwnage
Sure you can. I have 4.7 pwn. Haven't you been reading?
Eve-Tanking.com - For the ultimate tanking spreadsheet and resources. |
Zavernus Hamarabi
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Posted - 2006.01.15 21:26:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Zavernus Hamarabi
I pwn so much, if i looked at your the right way, your head would explode, your hac would self destruct, and your girlfriend would sleep with me.
PS
If i were to express my pure pwnage using base 10 bill gates would weep.
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Delta3000
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Posted - 2006.01.15 22:17:00 -
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I have a negative pwn rating.
Thats right, I suck.
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Kefra
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Posted - 2006.01.15 22:24:00 -
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I pwn 4 year olds at soccer.
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Grice Denaldi
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Posted - 2006.01.15 22:25:00 -
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My wife pwns half of everything I have ever thought of pwning...so I guess you will have to ask her.
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Tekka
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Posted - 2006.01.15 22:28:00 -
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I steal little kids lollypops.
Thats how much I pwn.
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MysticNZ
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Posted - 2006.01.15 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler
I issued 9 bans in the last 14 days, 3 were permanent bans.
Just wondering, how many permabans are issued monthly by the gm's? And what does it take to get a permaban?
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Katrine Bei
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Posted - 2006.01.15 22:48:00 -
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Once i almost pwned a 5 day old char in a rifter with my vexor...i stopped at 50% hull and stopped my guns/drones/web/scrambler/nos, but he keept orbiting and shooting me...he keeps on like that for about 3min.....until i convoed him and his first words were: "ok. youw got me. what do you want?"....i say "nothing" and tell him hes free, so he warps away.....therefor.....
i pwn the most since im nice (poor noob if he comes in the same situation with a not so nice person)
ow...and i sent him money for the ammo he wasted
therefor....i pwn even more
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.01.15 22:53:00 -
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Originally by: MysticNZ
Originally by: Wrangler
I issued 9 bans in the last 14 days, 3 were permanent bans.
Just wondering, how many permabans are issued monthly by the gm's? And what does it take to get a permaban?
wrangler is a mod, not a GM (unless he has a GM alt )
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Abdalion
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Posted - 2006.01.15 22:58:00 -
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Originally by: MysticNZ
Originally by: Wrangler
I issued 9 bans in the last 14 days, 3 were permanent bans.
Just wondering, how many permabans are issued monthly by the gm's? And what does it take to get a permaban?
Wrangler has a long way to go to catch me these last two weeks.
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Swiftness
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Posted - 2006.01.15 23:13:00 -
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nice thread
My gang once pwnd a 5-days-old noob flying a catalyst. I was flying a EW-scorpion and my 3 mates were using HACs
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.01.15 23:19:00 -
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i pwn becuase of this and this
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babyblue
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Posted - 2006.01.15 23:24:00 -
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My mates girlfriend left him for me because I was so good in bed.
Ditto, love these threads too.
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Laythun
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Posted - 2006.01.15 23:26:00 -
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Laythun PWN women
women PWN Eve.
See Me!
http://195.225.8.195:7090/listen.[/url] |
Laythun
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Posted - 2006.01.15 23:27:00 -
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Originally by: babyblue
My mates girlfriend left him for me because I was so good in bed.
Ditto, love these threads too.
thats just sick. you took your mates girl???
not much of a friend.
See Me!
http://195.225.8.195:7090/listen.[/url] |
Cmdr Sy
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Posted - 2006.01.15 23:28:00 -
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I pwn because I managed to graduate and get a respectable job in spite of EVE.
Hegemonising Swarm Objects / von Neumann Probes |
babyblue
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Posted - 2006.01.15 23:29:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Laythun
Originally by: babyblue
My mates girlfriend left him for me because I was so good in bed.
Ditto, love these threads too.
thats just sick. you took your mates girl???
not much of a friend.
Did that happen to you? What was her name? If it was with me, I apologise in advance.
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pshepherd
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Posted - 2006.01.15 23:31:00 -
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i killed 3 geddons and a ferox, while only having one scrambler fitted.
5 minutes after i killed their ships, their pods warped out and they started screaming something foreign
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Laythun
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Posted - 2006.01.15 23:33:00 -
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Originally by: babyblue
Originally by: Laythun
Originally by: babyblue
My mates girlfriend left him for me because I was so good in bed.
Ditto, love these threads too.
thats just sick. you took your mates girl???
not much of a friend.
Did that happen to you? What was her name? If it was with me, I apologise in advance.
bro. where im from we have this iccle thing called honour. i know its hard to understand, but it also go#s hand in hand with respect.
And you took sloppy seconds so u got nothing to talk about.
See Me!
http://195.225.8.195:7090/listen.[/url] |
babyblue
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Posted - 2006.01.15 23:35:00 -
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Originally by: Laythun
bro. where im from we have this iccle thing called honour. i know its hard to understand, but it also go#s hand in hand with respect.
And you took sloppy seconds so u got nothing to talk about.
Hahahahah. Very funny. Thanks for that.
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MaxPower
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Posted - 2006.01.15 23:46:00 -
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I once ate 3 pot noodles in a row. Do i win?
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babyblue
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Posted - 2006.01.16 00:06:00 -
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Originally by: MaxPower
I once ate 3 pot noodles in a row. Do i win?
Only if it was Hot Chilli flavour.
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2006.01.16 00:16:00 -
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Not at all tbh. My greatest moment of anti-ownage was when my kestrel got destroyed by some minmatar cruiser piloted by a 9 day old character.
It was a test setup but still...
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.01.16 00:22:00 -
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5.4
No, I won't tell you what the scale of that is, or the max or minimum on the scale. It may be a standard scale, it may be exponential. Who knows? Well I do, but If i told you your brain would overheat and you would die from simply trying to equate my pwnage.
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Sarmaul
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Posted - 2006.01.16 00:23:00 -
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Originally by: Galaxion
5.4
No, I won't tell you what the scale of that is, or the max or minimum on the scale. It may be a standard scale, it may be exponential. Who knows? Well I do, but If i told you your brain would overheat and you would die from simply trying to equate my pwnage.
does the hat give you a pwnage modifier?
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Void Dragon
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Posted - 2006.01.16 01:31:00 -
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I brought some tiger Prawns if that counts
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Ignasi
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Posted - 2006.01.16 02:32:00 -
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I once popped a Ragnarok just by looking at it.
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Ki'esha Lorri'en
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Posted - 2006.01.16 02:42:00 -
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I lost 4 battleships in the span of an hour, they belonged to a corpmate...so I PWN3D him.
Quote:
Odd objects attract fire. You are odd. -Murphy
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Ka Dargo
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Posted - 2006.01.16 02:48:00 -
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Edited by: Ka Dargo on 16/01/2006 02:49:09
I pwn lots.. Just dont ask Cyther ... or Lukec :)
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ezzle
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Posted - 2006.01.16 02:58:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler
I issued 9 bans in the last 14 days, 3 were permanent bans.
griefer
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Kerosene
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Posted - 2006.01.16 03:32:00 -
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I pwn more than whoever is reading this sentence.
btw, you mods should have a kill board of who you've banned then you can go around ganking innocent noobs to get more points and see who's the uber mod of the month. Just like pirate corps in eve!
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Originally by: Galaxian
I'd like to add that as a penalty for warping out, Chowdown recieved a /heal0 from the devs, and his ship promptly exploded.
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Kindakrof
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Posted - 2006.01.16 14:49:00 -
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I've got 8 and a half inches of chrome pwnage right here.
... well my outlying HD is 8 'n a half inches
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Bishop 5
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Posted - 2006.01.16 15:05:00 -
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I think everyone here is on the wrong lines...
i pwn this much
Internet spelling ftl
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Kurren
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Posted - 2006.01.16 15:22:00 -
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I have only recently begun to pwn, but my interests are rising and my stocks are soaring! With any luck, in a few months, I'll be a PWNZERSAURUS!
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Sobakai Resources, here for you! |
Ebedar
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Posted - 2006.01.16 15:29:00 -
[71]
I roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris in the face.
One Step Further |
RUNYOUFOOLS
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Posted - 2006.01.16 15:36:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Ebedar
I roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris in the face.
I roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris in the face AND lived.
RUNYOUFOOLS > nothing to do with
vodka at all. im blameing heavy shoes.
Cmdr Patrick > oh yeah those heels are
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Cypherous
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Posted - 2006.01.16 15:37:00 -
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I PWN this much
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(note drawn to scale)
I PWN j00
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2006.01.16 15:43:00 -
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Originally by: RUNYOUFOOLS
Originally by: Ebedar
I roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris in the face.
I roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris in the face AND lived.
Are you Mr T?
One Step Further |
Celestal
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Posted - 2006.01.16 16:12:00 -
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Isnt pwning something rent boys do ?
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RUNYOUFOOLS
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Posted - 2006.01.16 22:58:00 -
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Originally by: Ebedar
Originally by: RUNYOUFOOLS
Originally by: Ebedar
I roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris in the face.
I roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris in the face AND lived.
Are you Mr T?
If i told you the real answer to that. Id have to roundhouse kick you in the face as well.
RUNYOUFOOLS > nothing to do with
vodka at all. im blameing heavy shoes.
Cmdr Patrick > oh yeah those heels are
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Kaylana Syi
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Posted - 2006.01.16 23:30:00 -
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I pwn in a pepsi can somewhere east of pointless.
Originally by: "Oveur"
I don't react to threats any better than you do
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sallyr
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Posted - 2006.01.17 00:20:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler
Originally by: Allan Robertson
Originally by: Wrangler
I issued 9 bans in the last 14 days, 3 were permanent bans.
The hand of god, or the touch of Death... Whatever you use is good ;)
I don't believe in a god, so...
fairys 4tw
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(O.o)
(> <)
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Eldo Davip
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Posted - 2006.01.17 00:28:00 -
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I pwn because I can *click*
Thread Off Topic Blame Wranglydooly
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