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Arges
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Posted - 2006.01.23 18:06:00 -
[61]
 Originally by: Lotte Torkilson
How do you confuse a Brutor?
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I don't get it...
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I single-handedly stopped a drone infestation and all I got was this lousy sig... |
Tiuwaz
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Posted - 2006.01.23 18:13:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Kalinin
Jokes?...
Projectiles.
so funny
so true 
Originally by: Oveur
****! Lets nerf it!
To the nerfmobile!
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Shittake
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Posted - 2006.01.23 18:47:00 -
[63]
(make mental picture in head)
An Iteron 5 flys towards a Typhoon at max speed when . .
(screen goes black because X rated shows are not allowed in the family hour)
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Kylania
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Posted - 2006.01.23 20:22:00 -
[64]
A Gallente, Amarrian and Brutor are in a contest to cross a desert. They are each allowed to bring one item with them on their journey. The Gallente brings a case of Quafe. The Amarrian brings a Minmatar slave. The Brutor brings a car door.
When they get to the end they ask each of them why they brought what they did.
The Gallente said, "I brought Quafe so when I was thirsty I could drink."
The Amarrian said "I brought my slave so that when I was tired he could carry me."
The Brutor said, "I brought the car door so that when it was hot I could roll down the window."
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Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.23 21:24:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Kylania
A Gallente, Amarrian and Brutor are in a contest to cross a desert. They are each allowed to bring one item with them on their journey. The Gallente brings a case of Quafe. The Amarrian brings a Minmatar slave. The Brutor brings a car door.
When they get to the end they ask each of them why they brought what they did.
The Gallente said, "I brought Quafe so when I was thirsty I could drink."
The Amarrian said "I brought my slave so that when I was tired he could carry me."
The Brutor said, "I brought the car door so that when it was hot I could roll down the window."
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MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa!
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.01.23 21:26:00 -
[66]
"Back in the day Electronic warfare was based on absoloutes, now it's based on chance. Back then you were absoloutly screwed and now you still don't have a chance..."
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Mishima
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Posted - 2006.01.23 23:10:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Noriath
"Back in the day Electronic warfare was based on absoloutes, now it's based on chance. Back then you were absoloutly screwed and now you still don't have a chance..."
it's funny because it's true
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.01.24 02:54:00 -
[68]
How many drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Five, a funnier joke causes lag.
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Kylie Voimakas
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Posted - 2006.01.24 07:24:00 -
[69]
Hear about the library that burnt down in Fix's headquarters?
Destroyed their entire collection and they hadn't even finished colouring it in yet.
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An Amarr, a Minmatar, a Caldari and a Gallente were all on a train.
The Caldari guy takes out a bunch of light missiles, fires a couple at a nearby Guristas, then throws the rest off the train. The Amarr guy goes, "Why did you just waste all those missiles?"
"Because in my sector of space, we have so many missiles we can afford to waste them."
The Amarr guy sits back and thinks a bit.
The Gallente woman decides to join in and fires a whole bunch of Antimatter S at the Guristas. Then, she throws the rest of them that were left in her blasters off the train. The Amarr guy speaks up again and says, "Why did you just get rid of all those hybrid charges?"
"Because in my sector of space, we have so much antimatter S, we can afford to waste it."
The Amarr guy thinks about that a little bit, then throws the Minmatar guy off the train.
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Leno
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Posted - 2006.01.24 07:45:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Kylie Voimakas
Hear about the library that burnt down in Fix's headquarters?
Destroyed their entire collection and they hadn't even finished colouring it in yet.
was better when spurrier did it tbh
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RIP - Smoske, My Friend
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Lomong
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Posted - 2006.01.24 09:54:00 -
[71]
A Sebiestor, a Gallente and a Caldari are lost in the desert after their transport has crashed. They wander around for a few days growing weaker and weaker of thirst, until they stumble upon an oasis with an empty swimming pool and a trampoline.
Guarding the oasis is a spirit, which when it sees the three people in need exclaims "I'll grant you each a wish. The only condition is that you jump from the trampoline, and shout it out loud as you jump. The pool will then fill with that which you desire"
The three stranded people quickly draws lot, the Sebiestor getting the honour. He climbs up the trampoline, walks to the edge, unceremoniously jumps and shouts "Water!", and the pool was instantly filled. Happy beyond belief, the Sebiestor drank all he could, then swimmed around for a while. Then it was the Gallente's turn. He climbed up, made a not too graceful dive while shouting "Quafe!". The pool fills with Quafe, the Gallente drinks to his satiation. Now it's finally the Caldari's turn. Due to having had to wait for so long, he was a bit annoyed, so he decides that he should really show off. He walks up to the edge, preparing to make a swan dive... and slips, exclaiming "Oh s**t!"
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