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Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:14:00 -
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Thought it would be fun if Eve players posted their funnest Eve related jokes.
it can be anything from a funny thing that happend to you. to a corny joke.
ill start.
So, two Cyclones fly into a bar. The first Cyclone says to the other, "Why the long face?".
yes very very corny.
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MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa!
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Erik Pathfinder
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:19:00 -
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Edited by: Erik Pathfinder on 21/01/2006 01:19:14
So a Brutor walks into a bar with a fedo in his arms. The bartender looks up and asks, "Where did you get that?"
"Heimatar," says the fedo, "they're all over the place!"
(Shamelessly ripped off from WoW)
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Niaski Zalani
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:21:00 -
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I'm probably going to butcher this... but why not:
A Caldari and a Gallente are in a car, who's driving?
Concord.
Lol.. heh... *sigh*...
*Niaski crawls back under his rock.
include 'clue';
if ($youdontliket2prices == 1) {
$dontbuyt2 == 1
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Arcsine
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:24:00 -
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What is nine meters long, and smells like urine?
A line dance at an amarrian old folks home.
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:28:00 -
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 Originally by: Arcsine
What is nine meters long, and smells like urine?
A line dance at an amarrian old folks home.
LOL
Veto Member Movies |
Cmdr Sy
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:30:00 -
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Four researchers - a Caldari, Gallentean, Amarrian and a Brutor - meet at a science convention.
The Gallentean introduces himself as a Starship Engineer, and asks what the others are studying. The Caldari replies "Electronic Engineering". The Amarrian replies, "Plasma Physics". They turn to the Brutor.
He says with pride, "We're about to make a breakthrough in Combustion Engineering".
Hegemonising Swarm Objects / von Neumann Probes |
Grimwalius d'Antan
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:30:00 -
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Originally by: Erik Pathfinder
Edited by: Erik Pathfinder on 21/01/2006 01:19:14
So a Brutor walks into a bar with a fedo in his arms. The bartender looks up and asks, "Where did you get that?"
"Heimatar," says the fedo, "they're all over the place!"
(Shamelessly ripped off from WoW)
This one made me laugh. Almost physically, really.
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Erik Pathfinder
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:36:00 -
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Originally by: Grimwalius d'Antan
Originally by: Erik Pathfinder
Edited by: Erik Pathfinder on 21/01/2006 01:19:14
So a Brutor walks into a bar with a fedo in his arms. The bartender looks up and asks, "Where did you get that?"
"Heimatar," says the fedo, "they're all over the place!"
(Shamelessly ripped off from WoW)
This one made me laugh. Almost physically, really.
And your sig made me jump the first time it moved 
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Dakath
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:42:00 -
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Edited by: Dakath on 21/01/2006 01:42:47
An Amar, a Gallente, a Caldari and a Minmatar all meet at a truce conference.
It is a tense moment.
The Gallente's eyes shine with intelligence.
The Minmatar's eyes burn with desire for revenge.
The Caldari's eyes glisten with greed.
The Amar's nose ......... drips.
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Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:43:00 -
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Originally by: Dakath
An Amar, a Gallente, a Caldari and a Minmatar all meet at a truce conference.
It is a tense moment.
The Gallente's eyes shine with intelligence.
The Minmatar's eyes burn with desire for revenge.
The Caldari's eyes burn with greed.
The Amar's nose ......... drips.
nice
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MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa!
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/---\-- * * * *
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Joshua Foiritain
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Posted - 2006.01.21 02:02:00 -
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Originally by: Erik Pathfinder
So a Brutor walks into a bar with a fedo in his arms. The bartender looks up and asks, "Where did you get that?"
"Heimatar," says the fedo, "they're all over the place!"
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Selous
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Posted - 2006.01.21 02:40:00 -
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u heard abour the Ammar jellyfish ?
it set .
And the gallente cat ?
it has a crap then buries itself
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Dreez
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Posted - 2006.01.21 02:40:00 -
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Two blasterthrons walks into a bar and sits down next to
eachother, then one says to the other - "Hey, dont get TO close !".
Current Location: In my Blasterthron chasing TomB with a blowtorch
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Kalinin
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Posted - 2006.01.21 02:47:00 -
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Jokes?...
Projectiles.
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Durethia
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Posted - 2006.01.21 03:02:00 -
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At DefCon (www.defcon.org), four EVE players sit down to settle things once and for all with a simple programming contest.
The Caldari only requested a mouse and VisualBasic, but his program couldn't run on any other computer.
The Gallente didn't care and only requested Java.
The Amarr refused to participate, murmuring something about Revelations and the Number of the Beast.
The Minmatar confused everyone as he quickly got to work, hunched over growling. After ten minutes and three band-aids he screamed, "I'm DONE!!!". Presenting a long peace of tape with holes punched in it.
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Aloysius Knight
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Posted - 2006.01.21 05:28:00 -
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Originally by: Dakath
Edited by: Dakath on 21/01/2006 01:42:47
An Amar, a Gallente, a Caldari and a Minmatar all meet at a truce conference.
It is a tense moment.
The Gallente's eyes shine with intelligence.
The Minmatar's eyes burn with desire for revenge.
The Caldari's eyes glisten with greed.
The Amar's nose ......... drips.
lol stargate 4tw 
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Scalor Valentis
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Posted - 2006.01.21 05:31:00 -
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Originally by: Niaski Zalani
I'm probably going to butcher this... but why not:
A Caldari and a Gallente are in a car, who's driving?
Concord.
Lol.. heh... *sigh*...
*Niaski crawls back under his rock.
hahahah
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Scalor Valentis
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Posted - 2006.01.21 05:34:00 -
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Originally by: Aloysius Knight
Originally by: Dakath
Edited by: Dakath on 21/01/2006 01:42:47
An Amar, a Gallente, a Caldari and a Minmatar all meet at a truce conference.
It is a tense moment.
The Gallente's eyes shine with intelligence.
The Minmatar's eyes burn with desire for revenge.
The Caldari's eyes glisten with greed.
The Amar's nose ......... drips.
lol stargate 4tw
Yeah... scary
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Mishima
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Posted - 2006.01.21 05:44:00 -
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Edited by: Mishima on 21/01/2006 05:46:10
So an Armageddon and an Apocalypse walk into a bar where they spot a Ragnarok sitting at a table. So the bartender sais: "Well... If this isn't just a disaster waiting to happen..."
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jbob2000
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Posted - 2006.01.21 06:03:00 -
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Originally by: Mishima
Edited by: Mishima on 21/01/2006 05:46:10
So an Armageddon and an Apocalypse walk into a bar where they spot a Ragnarok sitting at a table. So the bartender sais: "Well... If this isn't just a disaster waiting to happen..."
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Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.21 06:04:00 -
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Originally by: Mishima
Edited by: Mishima on 21/01/2006 05:46:10
So an Armageddon and an Apocalypse walk into a bar where they spot a Ragnarok sitting at a table. So the bartender sais: "Well... If this isn't just a disaster waiting to happen..."
HAHA
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MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa!
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eve warrior
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Posted - 2006.01.21 07:26:00 -
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Why do Amarr's Smell ?
So the Blind Minmatar can hate them too. 
eve warrior
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Grimwalius d'Antan
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Posted - 2006.01.21 10:14:00 -
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Originally by: Erik Pathfinder
And your sig made me jump the first time it moved
It doesn't move. *twillightzone*
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Halunoto Vankaalen
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Posted - 2006.01.21 10:32:00 -
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Q: How do you confuse a Brutor?
A: Put him in a circular room and tell him to **** in the corner
Q: If you see Istvaan Shogaatsu alone, why don't you KOS?
A: Because it's probably one of your ships he's piloting
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.01.21 10:34:00 -
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How do you know if you are in crime and punishment or any other part of the forum?
If 1/2 the posts say "i died..." and the other half say "Zomg pierats killed me!111eleventyone!"
die crime and punishment section!
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Iavia
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Posted - 2006.01.21 11:55:00 -
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Originally by: Durethia
Edited by: Durethia on 21/01/2006 03:10:54
Edited by: Durethia on 21/01/2006 03:09:41
At DefCon (www.defcon.org), four EVE players sit down to settle things once and for all with a simple programming contest.
The Caldari only requested a mouse and VisualBasic, but there wasn't one computer around running Windows.
The Gallente didn't care and only requested Java, then got distracted by the dancefloor in the next room.
The Amarr refused to participate, murmuring something about Revelations and the Number of the Beast.
The Minmatar confused everyone as he quickly got to work, hunched over growling. After ten minutes and three band-aids he screamed, "I'm DONE!!!". Presenting a long peace of tape with holes punched in it.
So good, but the dance floor bit is like a bonus punchline.
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Gonada
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Posted - 2006.01.21 12:16:00 -
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How do ya pick up a Minimatar woman at a bar?
"hey baby nice tooth"
-I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.-
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Ayla Vanir
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Posted - 2006.01.21 12:28:00 -
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Q. How many Amarr does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Change? In Amarr? I think not!
Q. How many Gallente does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Silly! They don't screw in light bulbs -- they
screw in hot tubs.
Q: How many Caldari does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It's no use trying to change it, it's got to be defeated.
Q: How many Minmatar does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them.
Escrow Market Revamp
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Skylar Keenan
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Posted - 2006.01.21 12:50:00 -
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Originally by: Cmdr Sy
Four researchers - a Caldari, Gallentean, Amarrian and a Brutor - meet at a science convention.
The Gallentean introduces himself as a Starship Engineer, and asks what the others are studying. The Caldari replies "Electronic Engineering". The Amarrian replies, "Plasma Physics". They turn to the Brutor.
He says with pride, "We're about to make a breakthrough in Combustion Engineering".
ROFL
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.01.21 12:54:00 -
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There is a topic about keeping minmatar DPS, but what DPS really stands for is:
Duct tape, Paste, Scissors
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