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Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:14:00 -
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Thought it would be fun if Eve players posted their funnest Eve related jokes.
it can be anything from a funny thing that happend to you. to a corny joke.
ill start.
So, two Cyclones fly into a bar. The first Cyclone says to the other, "Why the long face?".
yes very very corny.
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MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa!
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Erik Pathfinder
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:19:00 -
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Edited by: Erik Pathfinder on 21/01/2006 01:19:14
So a Brutor walks into a bar with a fedo in his arms. The bartender looks up and asks, "Where did you get that?"
"Heimatar," says the fedo, "they're all over the place!"
(Shamelessly ripped off from WoW)
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Niaski Zalani
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:21:00 -
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I'm probably going to butcher this... but why not:
A Caldari and a Gallente are in a car, who's driving?
Concord.
Lol.. heh... *sigh*...
*Niaski crawls back under his rock.
include 'clue';
if ($youdontliket2prices == 1) {
$dontbuyt2 == 1
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Arcsine
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:24:00 -
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What is nine meters long, and smells like urine?
A line dance at an amarrian old folks home.
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:28:00 -
[5]
 Originally by: Arcsine
What is nine meters long, and smells like urine?
A line dance at an amarrian old folks home.
LOL
Veto Member Movies |
Cmdr Sy
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:30:00 -
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Four researchers - a Caldari, Gallentean, Amarrian and a Brutor - meet at a science convention.
The Gallentean introduces himself as a Starship Engineer, and asks what the others are studying. The Caldari replies "Electronic Engineering". The Amarrian replies, "Plasma Physics". They turn to the Brutor.
He says with pride, "We're about to make a breakthrough in Combustion Engineering".
Hegemonising Swarm Objects / von Neumann Probes |
Grimwalius d'Antan
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:30:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Erik Pathfinder
Edited by: Erik Pathfinder on 21/01/2006 01:19:14
So a Brutor walks into a bar with a fedo in his arms. The bartender looks up and asks, "Where did you get that?"
"Heimatar," says the fedo, "they're all over the place!"
(Shamelessly ripped off from WoW)
This one made me laugh. Almost physically, really.
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Erik Pathfinder
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:36:00 -
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Originally by: Grimwalius d'Antan
Originally by: Erik Pathfinder
Edited by: Erik Pathfinder on 21/01/2006 01:19:14
So a Brutor walks into a bar with a fedo in his arms. The bartender looks up and asks, "Where did you get that?"
"Heimatar," says the fedo, "they're all over the place!"
(Shamelessly ripped off from WoW)
This one made me laugh. Almost physically, really.
And your sig made me jump the first time it moved 
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Dakath
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:42:00 -
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Edited by: Dakath on 21/01/2006 01:42:47
An Amar, a Gallente, a Caldari and a Minmatar all meet at a truce conference.
It is a tense moment.
The Gallente's eyes shine with intelligence.
The Minmatar's eyes burn with desire for revenge.
The Caldari's eyes glisten with greed.
The Amar's nose ......... drips.
LAG!Ö |
Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.21 01:43:00 -
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Originally by: Dakath
An Amar, a Gallente, a Caldari and a Minmatar all meet at a truce conference.
It is a tense moment.
The Gallente's eyes shine with intelligence.
The Minmatar's eyes burn with desire for revenge.
The Caldari's eyes burn with greed.
The Amar's nose ......... drips.
nice
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MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa!
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Joshua Foiritain
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Posted - 2006.01.21 02:02:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Erik Pathfinder
So a Brutor walks into a bar with a fedo in his arms. The bartender looks up and asks, "Where did you get that?"
"Heimatar," says the fedo, "they're all over the place!"
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Selous
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Posted - 2006.01.21 02:40:00 -
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u heard abour the Ammar jellyfish ?
it set .
And the gallente cat ?
it has a crap then buries itself
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Dreez
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Posted - 2006.01.21 02:40:00 -
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Two blasterthrons walks into a bar and sits down next to
eachother, then one says to the other - "Hey, dont get TO close !".
Current Location: In my Blasterthron chasing TomB with a blowtorch
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Kalinin
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Posted - 2006.01.21 02:47:00 -
[14]
Jokes?...
Projectiles.
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Durethia
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Posted - 2006.01.21 03:02:00 -
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At DefCon (www.defcon.org), four EVE players sit down to settle things once and for all with a simple programming contest.
The Caldari only requested a mouse and VisualBasic, but his program couldn't run on any other computer.
The Gallente didn't care and only requested Java.
The Amarr refused to participate, murmuring something about Revelations and the Number of the Beast.
The Minmatar confused everyone as he quickly got to work, hunched over growling. After ten minutes and three band-aids he screamed, "I'm DONE!!!". Presenting a long peace of tape with holes punched in it.
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Aloysius Knight
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Posted - 2006.01.21 05:28:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Dakath
Edited by: Dakath on 21/01/2006 01:42:47
An Amar, a Gallente, a Caldari and a Minmatar all meet at a truce conference.
It is a tense moment.
The Gallente's eyes shine with intelligence.
The Minmatar's eyes burn with desire for revenge.
The Caldari's eyes glisten with greed.
The Amar's nose ......... drips.
lol stargate 4tw 
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Scalor Valentis
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Posted - 2006.01.21 05:31:00 -
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Originally by: Niaski Zalani
I'm probably going to butcher this... but why not:
A Caldari and a Gallente are in a car, who's driving?
Concord.
Lol.. heh... *sigh*...
*Niaski crawls back under his rock.
hahahah
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Scalor Valentis
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Posted - 2006.01.21 05:34:00 -
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Originally by: Aloysius Knight
Originally by: Dakath
Edited by: Dakath on 21/01/2006 01:42:47
An Amar, a Gallente, a Caldari and a Minmatar all meet at a truce conference.
It is a tense moment.
The Gallente's eyes shine with intelligence.
The Minmatar's eyes burn with desire for revenge.
The Caldari's eyes glisten with greed.
The Amar's nose ......... drips.
lol stargate 4tw
Yeah... scary
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Mishima
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Posted - 2006.01.21 05:44:00 -
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Edited by: Mishima on 21/01/2006 05:46:10
So an Armageddon and an Apocalypse walk into a bar where they spot a Ragnarok sitting at a table. So the bartender sais: "Well... If this isn't just a disaster waiting to happen..."
I love x-mas :D |
jbob2000
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Posted - 2006.01.21 06:03:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Mishima
Edited by: Mishima on 21/01/2006 05:46:10
So an Armageddon and an Apocalypse walk into a bar where they spot a Ragnarok sitting at a table. So the bartender sais: "Well... If this isn't just a disaster waiting to happen..."
Class
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Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.21 06:04:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Mishima
Edited by: Mishima on 21/01/2006 05:46:10
So an Armageddon and an Apocalypse walk into a bar where they spot a Ragnarok sitting at a table. So the bartender sais: "Well... If this isn't just a disaster waiting to happen..."
HAHA
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MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa!
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eve warrior
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Posted - 2006.01.21 07:26:00 -
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Why do Amarr's Smell ?
So the Blind Minmatar can hate them too. 
eve warrior
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Grimwalius d'Antan
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Posted - 2006.01.21 10:14:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Erik Pathfinder
And your sig made me jump the first time it moved
It doesn't move. *twillightzone*
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Halunoto Vankaalen
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Posted - 2006.01.21 10:32:00 -
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Q: How do you confuse a Brutor?
A: Put him in a circular room and tell him to **** in the corner
Q: If you see Istvaan Shogaatsu alone, why don't you KOS?
A: Because it's probably one of your ships he's piloting
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All for the Good of Many
Caldari Navy |
Samirol
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Posted - 2006.01.21 10:34:00 -
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How do you know if you are in crime and punishment or any other part of the forum?
If 1/2 the posts say "i died..." and the other half say "Zomg pierats killed me!111eleventyone!"
die crime and punishment section!
You won't like me when i am mad |
Iavia
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Posted - 2006.01.21 11:55:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Durethia
Edited by: Durethia on 21/01/2006 03:10:54
Edited by: Durethia on 21/01/2006 03:09:41
At DefCon (www.defcon.org), four EVE players sit down to settle things once and for all with a simple programming contest.
The Caldari only requested a mouse and VisualBasic, but there wasn't one computer around running Windows.
The Gallente didn't care and only requested Java, then got distracted by the dancefloor in the next room.
The Amarr refused to participate, murmuring something about Revelations and the Number of the Beast.
The Minmatar confused everyone as he quickly got to work, hunched over growling. After ten minutes and three band-aids he screamed, "I'm DONE!!!". Presenting a long peace of tape with holes punched in it.
So good, but the dance floor bit is like a bonus punchline.
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Gonada
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Posted - 2006.01.21 12:16:00 -
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How do ya pick up a Minimatar woman at a bar?
"hey baby nice tooth"
-I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.-
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Ayla Vanir
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Posted - 2006.01.21 12:28:00 -
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Q. How many Amarr does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Change? In Amarr? I think not!
Q. How many Gallente does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Silly! They don't screw in light bulbs -- they
screw in hot tubs.
Q: How many Caldari does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It's no use trying to change it, it's got to be defeated.
Q: How many Minmatar does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them.
Escrow Market Revamp
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Skylar Keenan
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Posted - 2006.01.21 12:50:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Cmdr Sy
Four researchers - a Caldari, Gallentean, Amarrian and a Brutor - meet at a science convention.
The Gallentean introduces himself as a Starship Engineer, and asks what the others are studying. The Caldari replies "Electronic Engineering". The Amarrian replies, "Plasma Physics". They turn to the Brutor.
He says with pride, "We're about to make a breakthrough in Combustion Engineering".
ROFL
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.01.21 12:54:00 -
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There is a topic about keeping minmatar DPS, but what DPS really stands for is:
Duct tape, Paste, Scissors
You won't like me when i am mad |
Mallik Hendrake
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Posted - 2006.01.21 12:56:00 -
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I think this is Sorja's, and I'm probably butchering it.
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A Caldari man, a Gallente man and a hot minmatar chick are riding on an Interbus shuttle. Suddenly the lights go out, there's a loud kissing noise, followed by a 'smack!' The Gallente guy is rubbing his cheek in pain! Oh noes.
The Gallente man thinks: That caldari fella must have tried to kiss the girl, and she thought it was me and slapped me by mistake!
The Minmatar chick thinks: That Gallente guy must have tried to kiss the Caldari fellow and gotten slapped for it.
The Caldari guy thinks: This is great! Next time the lights go out, I'll make a kissing noise and slap that Gallente ****er again.
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"A plan is just a list of things that don't happen." -- Parker, _The Way of the Gun_
Mallik Hendrake
E X O D U S
[I do not speak for E X O or IRON] |
Luther Kincaid
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Posted - 2006.01.21 12:57:00 -
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extract of an oldie, linky
A customer enters the eve shop.
Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
C: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
C: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
O: We're closin' for lunch.
C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this patch what I downloaded not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
O: Oh yes, the, uh, the red moon rising...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
C: Look, matey, I know a dead patch when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
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He's NOT the Jovian ambassador, He's a very Naughty boy! |
Zolofine
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Posted - 2006.01.21 14:08:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Mallik Hendrake
I think this is Sorja's, and I'm probably butchering it.
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A Caldari man, a Gallente man and a hot minmatar chick are riding on an Interbus shuttle. Suddenly the lights go out, there's a loud kissing noise, followed by a 'smack!' The Gallente guy is rubbing his cheek in pain! Oh noes.
The Gallente man thinks: That caldari fella must have tried to kiss the girl, and she thought it was me and slapped me by mistake!
The Minmatar chick thinks: That Gallente guy must have tried to kiss the Caldari fellow and gotten slapped for it.
The Caldari guy thinks: This is great! Next time the lights go out, I'll make a kissing noise and slap that Gallente ****er again.
LOLOLOL!! |
Sheriff Jones
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Posted - 2006.01.21 14:32:00 -
[34]
A noob corporation pilot makes it to the EVE gate...
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Kristanna
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Posted - 2006.01.21 15:23:00 -
[35]
Whoever wrote it it's good, made me laugh
Originally by: Mallik Hendrake
I think this is Sorja's, and I'm probably butchering it.
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A Caldari man, a Gallente man and a hot minmatar chick are riding on an Interbus shuttle. Suddenly the lights go out, there's a loud kissing noise, followed by a 'smack!' The Gallente guy is rubbing his cheek in pain! Oh noes.
The Gallente man thinks: That caldari fella must have tried to kiss the girl, and she thought it was me and slapped me by mistake!
The Minmatar chick thinks: That Gallente guy must have tried to kiss the Caldari fellow and gotten slapped for it.
The Caldari guy thinks: This is great! Next time the lights go out, I'll make a kissing noise and slap that Gallente ****er again.
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Fulmen
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Posted - 2006.01.21 16:27:00 -
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A Minmatar boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be good enough to kill the filthy Amarr?"
The father answered immediately, "I don't know son. No Minmatar has lived that long yet."
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Melkor Bloodaxe
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Posted - 2006.01.21 16:28:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Luther Kincaid
extract of an oldie, linky
A customer enters the eve shop.
Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
C: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
C: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
O: We're closin' for lunch.
C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this patch what I downloaded not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
O: Oh yes, the, uh, the red moon rising...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
C: Look, matey, I know a dead patch when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
lol
You've been watching too much Ponty Python in downtimes i suppose...
Pythons FTW!!!
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Fulmen
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Posted - 2006.01.21 16:43:00 -
[38]
Last one...I promise.
How do you save a Minmatar from drowning?
You take your foot off his head!
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Partisan Ograe
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Posted - 2006.01.21 16:51:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Fulmen
Last one...I promise.
How do you save a Minmatar from drowning?
You take your foot off his head!
 Amarr ftw!
But.. the funniest thing i've ever read in these forums went something like...
"Chuck Norris doesn't need a smaller foot to roundhouse kick a kid why should I need a smaller missle to blow up a frigate?"
It was right after the nerf and really got me laughing.
** So, I like mining, whats the big deal? ** |
My grandfather
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Posted - 2006.01.21 16:52:00 -
[40]
What do you do if your minnie comes out of the hangar and asks something?
Shorten the chain!
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Callipso
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Posted - 2006.01.21 17:12:00 -
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Edited by: Callipso on 21/01/2006 17:12:42
A Prophecy stumbles onto the first Thanksgiving dinner.
"Oh ****."
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Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.21 19:21:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Mallik Hendrake
I think this is Sorja's, and I'm probably butchering it.
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A Caldari man, a Gallente man and a hot minmatar chick are riding on an Interbus shuttle. Suddenly the lights go out, there's a loud kissing noise, followed by a 'smack!' The Gallente guy is rubbing his cheek in pain! Oh noes.
The Gallente man thinks: That caldari fella must have tried to kiss the girl, and she thought it was me and slapped me by mistake!
The Minmatar chick thinks: That Gallente guy must have tried to kiss the Caldari fellow and gotten slapped for it.
The Caldari guy thinks: This is great! Next time the lights go out, I'll make a kissing noise and slap that Gallente ****er again.
best joke so far.
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MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa!
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/---\-- * * * *
\__/ ***>-> |
Bagdh Dearg
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Posted - 2006.01.21 19:55:00 -
[43]
Ok Im stealing this from an old thread and cant remember who came up with it:
Q:How many Amarrian Priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:One,He simply holds it up and the universe revolves around him.
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An tT nach bhfuil lßidir nf folßir d= bheith glic
-He who is not strong must be crafty |
Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2006.01.21 22:55:00 -
[44]
Edited by: Rodj Blake on 21/01/2006 22:57:12
A Rifter walks (flies?) into a bar.
And falls to pieces from the shock of the impact.
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
Prester Joe
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Posted - 2006.01.21 23:02:00 -
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A Gallente walks into a bar with a Slaver Hound on a leash. The bartender asks "where'd you get that ugly mutt"? The Slaver Hound answers "in Gallente space, there's millions of 'em"!
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Nooey
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Posted - 2006.01.21 23:06:00 -
[46]
That Sorja joke is hilarious.
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Kitty O'Shay
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Posted - 2006.01.21 23:18:00 -
[47]
What do you get when you gather 24 Amarrian women?
A full set of teeth!
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Beware the Intaki Redhead of Doom! Meow!
I'm looking for a good corp, check my bio. |
Eisheth Zenunim
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Posted - 2006.01.21 23:44:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Callipso
Edited by: Callipso on 21/01/2006 17:12:42
A Prophecy stumbles onto the first Thanksgiving dinner.
"Oh ****."
Quality! 
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Hellraiza666
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Posted - 2006.01.22 15:20:00 -
[49]
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In War There Are No Runners Up...
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Jon Xylur
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Posted - 2006.01.22 15:50:00 -
[50]
How many Raven pilots it takes to srew in a lightbulb?
1.He grabs the bulb and expects the world revolve around him.
How many alliance members it takes to screw in a lightbulb?
251. 1 screws in the lightbulb, 50 protect him and 200 camp the gates and shoot anybody who enters the system.
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Kharakan
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Posted - 2006.01.22 15:58:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Prester Joe
A Gallente walks into a bar with a Slaver Hound on a leash. The bartender asks "where'd you get that ugly mutt"? The Slaver Hound answers "in Gallente space, there's millions of 'em"!
Originally by: ParMizaN
evry1ghasb a limiy...
...and ijust reached it ahaha...
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High Sierra
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Posted - 2006.01.22 16:41:00 -
[52]
A concorde officer is walking along the street when he sees two Amarr in the gutter, drunk.
One is lying face down in the gutter with his trousers down and the other appears to be trying to blow up his backside.
Disgusted, the Officer runs over and grabs the Amarr by the collar
'What the hell do you think you are doing?' He demands angrily.
'I'm giving my mate the kiss of life osslifer!' The Amarr slurs
'The kiss of life? you're supposed to blow into his mouth you fool!'
The drunk Amarr raises a finger and wags it. 'I know that ossifer but have you smelt his breath?'
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Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.22 16:55:00 -
[53]
Edited by: Oventoasted on 22/01/2006 16:55:06
Originally by: High Sierra
A concorde officer is walking along the street when he sees two Amarr in the gutter, drunk.
One is lying face down in the gutter with his trousers down and the other appears to be trying to blow up his backside.
Disgusted, the Officer runs over and grabs the Amarr by the collar
'What the hell do you think you are doing?' He demands angrily.
'I'm giving my mate the kiss of life osslifer!' The Amarr slurs
'The kiss of life? you're supposed to blow into his mouth you fool!'
The drunk Amarr raises a finger and wags it. 'I know that ossifer but have you smelt his breath?'
awww
*tries to burn image out of head*
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MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa!
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Lu Yan
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Posted - 2006.01.22 17:32:00 -
[54]
An Iteron MkV flies into a bar.
Both are put to death.
None of that in Amarr Territory!
Wait, it get worse!
An Amarr, an Intaki, and a Caldari are in a bar.
The Amarr is wasted on "holy water"
The Intaki is trashed on spirits
The Caldari is picking the Amarr's and the Intaki's Pockets. |
Lotte Torkilson
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Posted - 2006.01.23 08:37:00 -
[55]
How do you confuse a Brutor?
*Page Down*
*Page Up*
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Brastagi
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Posted - 2006.01.23 09:04:00 -
[56]
This one is a classic
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Two Ammarian traders captured deep in Thukker Tribe territory. They are brought to the Thukker Tribe chief.
"You Ammarian scum has tresspassed our territory, now you must suffer the consequences. Choose either death or babaloaba!!"
The young trader feared for his life choose to live, "I.. I want to live... I'll.. take.. that babaloaba..." "Babaloaba it is then!" The young trader then raped using anal probes. Then they let him go.
Now it's the old trader's turn. He rather face death than suffer humiliation "I still have my dignity! I'll choose death!" He said in proud voice.
The Thukker chief raise his staff ," So death it is then! Death.... by BABALOABA!!!"
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Please reduce your signature radius to be below 24.000 bytes - Jacques'
Right, after I train my inty to lvl 5
~Mencari orang Indo~ |
Cypherous
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Posted - 2006.01.23 09:16:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Mallik Hendrake
I think this is Sorja's, and I'm probably butchering it.
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A Caldari man, a Gallente man and a hot minmatar chick are riding on an Interbus shuttle. Suddenly the lights go out, there's a loud kissing noise, followed by a 'smack!' The Gallente guy is rubbing his cheek in pain! Oh noes.
The Gallente man thinks: That caldari fella must have tried to kiss the girl, and she thought it was me and slapped me by mistake!
The Minmatar chick thinks: That Gallente guy must have tried to kiss the Caldari fellow and gotten slapped for it.
The Caldari guy thinks: This is great! Next time the lights go out, I'll make a kissing noise and slap that Gallente ****er again.
That one made me laugh :)
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Ravenal
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Posted - 2006.01.23 10:04:00 -
[58]
how slavery began...
An amarr lady was shopping in the local mall, buying the usual... horsewhips, spiky bits and whipped cream. While browsing around the shop she notices a very drunk brutor scouting her out. Disgusted she hurries scooping in her mechandise and runs up to the register to pay.
Unfortunatelly the clerk has some problems pricing the horsewhip and the lady spots the brutor making his way towards them, swagging a bit...
When the brutor comes up to the register he leans over the amarr lady and sniffs her hair and speaks quite loudly... "Maaaaam, ssscuse me but i couldnt help butt n'tsing you 'uying alot of stfffff.... " he says, spitting a bit along the way.
"I alsssso couldnt help 'ut n'tsing you are a single wOMAN!"
...single??? the amarr lady thought... how could that vile drunken brute have noticed that. She glanced briefly at her hand jewelery and her merchandise trying to figure out what tipped him off but failed miserably and turned to the brutor, her curiosity overcoming her.
"pardon me sir, but how did you know that i was single?"
"TwAS easy mdam... i could spot that from a mile away... twas the simple fact that you mam are ..... *hic*... ugly".
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and so the slavery of the minmatar tribes began...
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-Fate is what you make of it.
-Make your own fate using T2 items produced by The Fated
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Dumus
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Posted - 2006.01.23 11:25:00 -
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....Ere mate I got that bird flu last week.
How do you know it was bird flu?
because I started wearing make up, talking b****** and I cant park the Thorax!
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MellaRinn
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Posted - 2006.01.23 12:33:00 -
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Originally by: Kalinin
Jokes?...
Projectiles.
LOL 
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Arges
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Posted - 2006.01.23 18:06:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Lotte Torkilson
How do you confuse a Brutor?
*Page Down*
*Page Up*
I don't get it...
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Tiuwaz
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Posted - 2006.01.23 18:13:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Kalinin
Jokes?...
Projectiles.
so funny
so true 
Originally by: Oveur
****! Lets nerf it!
To the nerfmobile!
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Shittake
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Posted - 2006.01.23 18:47:00 -
[63]
(make mental picture in head)
An Iteron 5 flys towards a Typhoon at max speed when . .
(screen goes black because X rated shows are not allowed in the family hour)
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Kylania
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Posted - 2006.01.23 20:22:00 -
[64]
A Gallente, Amarrian and Brutor are in a contest to cross a desert. They are each allowed to bring one item with them on their journey. The Gallente brings a case of Quafe. The Amarrian brings a Minmatar slave. The Brutor brings a car door.
When they get to the end they ask each of them why they brought what they did.
The Gallente said, "I brought Quafe so when I was thirsty I could drink."
The Amarrian said "I brought my slave so that when I was tired he could carry me."
The Brutor said, "I brought the car door so that when it was hot I could roll down the window."
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Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.23 21:24:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Kylania
A Gallente, Amarrian and Brutor are in a contest to cross a desert. They are each allowed to bring one item with them on their journey. The Gallente brings a case of Quafe. The Amarrian brings a Minmatar slave. The Brutor brings a car door.
When they get to the end they ask each of them why they brought what they did.
The Gallente said, "I brought Quafe so when I was thirsty I could drink."
The Amarrian said "I brought my slave so that when I was tired he could carry me."
The Brutor said, "I brought the car door so that when it was hot I could roll down the window."
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MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa!
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.01.23 21:26:00 -
[66]
"Back in the day Electronic warfare was based on absoloutes, now it's based on chance. Back then you were absoloutly screwed and now you still don't have a chance..."
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Mishima
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Posted - 2006.01.23 23:10:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Noriath
"Back in the day Electronic warfare was based on absoloutes, now it's based on chance. Back then you were absoloutly screwed and now you still don't have a chance..."
it's funny because it's true
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.01.24 02:54:00 -
[68]
How many drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Five, a funnier joke causes lag.
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Kylie Voimakas
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Posted - 2006.01.24 07:24:00 -
[69]
Hear about the library that burnt down in Fix's headquarters?
Destroyed their entire collection and they hadn't even finished colouring it in yet.
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An Amarr, a Minmatar, a Caldari and a Gallente were all on a train.
The Caldari guy takes out a bunch of light missiles, fires a couple at a nearby Guristas, then throws the rest off the train. The Amarr guy goes, "Why did you just waste all those missiles?"
"Because in my sector of space, we have so many missiles we can afford to waste them."
The Amarr guy sits back and thinks a bit.
The Gallente woman decides to join in and fires a whole bunch of Antimatter S at the Guristas. Then, she throws the rest of them that were left in her blasters off the train. The Amarr guy speaks up again and says, "Why did you just get rid of all those hybrid charges?"
"Because in my sector of space, we have so much antimatter S, we can afford to waste it."
The Amarr guy thinks about that a little bit, then throws the Minmatar guy off the train.
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Leno
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Posted - 2006.01.24 07:45:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Kylie Voimakas
Hear about the library that burnt down in Fix's headquarters?
Destroyed their entire collection and they hadn't even finished colouring it in yet.
was better when spurrier did it tbh
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Lomong
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Posted - 2006.01.24 09:54:00 -
[71]
A Sebiestor, a Gallente and a Caldari are lost in the desert after their transport has crashed. They wander around for a few days growing weaker and weaker of thirst, until they stumble upon an oasis with an empty swimming pool and a trampoline.
Guarding the oasis is a spirit, which when it sees the three people in need exclaims "I'll grant you each a wish. The only condition is that you jump from the trampoline, and shout it out loud as you jump. The pool will then fill with that which you desire"
The three stranded people quickly draws lot, the Sebiestor getting the honour. He climbs up the trampoline, walks to the edge, unceremoniously jumps and shouts "Water!", and the pool was instantly filled. Happy beyond belief, the Sebiestor drank all he could, then swimmed around for a while. Then it was the Gallente's turn. He climbed up, made a not too graceful dive while shouting "Quafe!". The pool fills with Quafe, the Gallente drinks to his satiation. Now it's finally the Caldari's turn. Due to having had to wait for so long, he was a bit annoyed, so he decides that he should really show off. He walks up to the edge, preparing to make a swan dive... and slips, exclaiming "Oh s**t!"
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