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Frezo Hakuli Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2011.10.31 20:42:00 - [1] - Quote Have you or someone you known ever been ganked by a Goon? Mined for hours only to have all your time wasted? Spent hours hauling goods to make a buck only to have your capital vanish in a quick second? The event you have been waiting for is almost here! This post represents the first ever GOONAGEDDON! A grassroots movement designed to show the Goons how we feel once and for all. The time has come for miners, industrialists, missioners, pvpers, explorers, and anyone wronged by Goons to unite. What am I asking for? As someone who understands the pain Goons can cause, I have created this alt for a single purpose, the facilitation of GOONAGEDDON. I had considered making a corporation, but to waste even a couple million isk on a corporation seemed pointless when all it takes is an alt. I donGÇÖt feel like leaving my main out for retribution, so it had a second purpose as well. Anyway, the design behind GOONAGEDDON is straightforward. Rather than spending money on bounties, mercs, or any other method of striking out at the Goons, players can donate the isk to this character. Once I reach 100 Million isk, the event is on! Please, however, do not stop giving once the event begins. The more isk raised will only draw more attention and fighters to the fray. This is the perfect opportunity for miners to use their isk without risking their ships, implants, and other assets. How can you trust me? Yes, I am an alt, however I strongly believe in honor and honesty. I know I have no reputation to use, or any other method of proving my intent, but I ask you to trust me. After all, everyone must start from the beginning, so I humbly request you have faith in me at least for this venture. Without the support of the community, I cannot hope to establish this event. How will the winner be determined? The winner will be the character with the most Goon kills. Goons are members of the Goonswarm Federation or members of any corporation in the Goonswarm Federation at the time of this posting. The only exceptions to this rule are that anyone who (a), is a member of the Goonswarm Federation, or (b), has ever been a member of the Goonswarm Federation, will not be considered for this reward. There is no sense letting Goons profit from an event designed to punish them for their griefing. The event will continue until either an isk amount has been reached, a certain number of Goons have exploded, or possibly a timed period. Donations. All donations will be accepted no matter the size. I am currently considering sponsorships, so if you are interested in possibly sponsoring the first ever GOONAGEDDON, please mail this character with your offer. Once again, I ask the community to support this endeavor to create the first ever GOONAGEDDON. In addition, I believe this may be the first ever grassroots movement to even attempt such a feat in EVE.
Ebony Shakiel Hedion University Amarr Empire 9	Posted - 2011.10.31 20:44:00 - [2] - Quote too long, didn't read. try not being so boring next time. Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Frezo Hakuli Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2011.10.31 20:55:00 - [3] - Quote Ebony Shakiel wrote: too long, didn't read. try not being so boring next time. Sorry, I'll try to remember that next time...simple version, players donate isk , isk is pooled and made a prize to whoever kills the most goons :) (goons can't get any isk). If anyone has any serious recommendations on how to better accomplish this, I am interested and please mail me. This is my first attempt here on the forums, so serious advice is welcome.
Ladie Harlot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 609	Posted - 2011.10.31 21:10:00 - [4] - Quote This sounds legit. I will log in and send a donation. The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
egola NSFW federation 20	Posted - 2011.10.31 21:10:00 - [5] - Quote your main? https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=21203&find=unread what is this? Market Discussions? its like people don't try anymore
MisterNick The Sagan Clan Pax Romana Alliance 12	Posted - 2011.10.31 21:13:00 - [6] - Quote This seems a rather long post just to scam 100mil. Marks for effort, but you might have more luck in S&I "Fools! I'll show them all!" What do you mean that one's already taken?
Venus Vermillion GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 154	Posted - 2011.10.31 21:36:00 - [7] - Quote Frezo Hakuli wrote: :words: I support this idea and/or project. Please donate money to this fellow as this is clearly not a scam. Also, come at me bro. Thanks.
penifSMASH ElitistOps Pandemic Legion 8	Posted - 2011.10.31 21:36:00 - [8] - Quote all those words for a 100m scam? your time is better spent in jita local, friend
Killstealing Broski Enterprises Elite Space Guild 112	Posted - 2011.10.31 23:04:00 - [9] - Quote ok I'm in
Killstealing Broski Enterprises Elite Space Guild 112	Posted - 2011.10.31 23:04:00 - [10] - Quote want pledge 2b

Sirhan Blixt GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 24	Posted - 2011.10.31 23:33:00 - [11] - Quote Frezo Hakuli wrote: The event you have been waiting for is almost here! This post represents the first ever GOONAGEDDON! A grassroots movement designed to show the Goons how we feel once and for all. We already know how you feel. Reading the collection of ragemails and local whingeing is an almost transcendent experience. Frezo Hakuli wrote: How can you trust me? You can't. Too bad it's a scam. I'd have been thrilled to see this actually happen.
Aiwha 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda 7	Posted - 2011.11.01 00:12:00 - [12] - Quote Venus Vermillion wrote: Frezo Hakuli wrote: :words: I support this idea and/or project. Please donate money to this fellow as this is clearly not a scam. Also, come at me bro. Thanks. 100 million billion isk sent. TREMBLE GOONS. Regards, Cpl. Aiwha
Griznatch Xicron Syndicate 10	Posted - 2011.11.01 00:37:00 - [13] - Quote I'll take this into consideration in a month when I'm finished reading it.
Cerisia Lone Star enterprises 269	Posted - 2011.11.01 00:39:00 - [14] - Quote Seems legit.. Free Lyris Nairn, goodposter extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar.
Frezo Hakuli Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2011.11.01 02:09:00 - [15] - Quote egola wrote: your main? https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=21203&find=unread what is this? Market Discussions? its like people don't try anymore No...I did not notice that someone had already tried this, or at least something similar. Nope, this is my first time posting in the forums, main included. It appears that I have much to learn, particularly in regards to length of post. For anyone who may be interested, this is not a scam, but the only way for me to prove that is for you to work with me first. Don't know any other way to prove it, so I won't waste anyone's time trying. If I continue to have a lack of interest by the end of Saturday November 5th, then I shall consider this finished before it began. Anyone who will have donated will receive their isk back.
Angry Onions Dark Pheonix Technologies 141	Posted - 2011.11.01 02:49:00 - [16] - Quote lol, good luck ******* E .-+ ` ' / -+. F Your Carebear tears fuel us
Tah'ris Khlador Space Ghosts. 16	Posted - 2011.11.01 07:20:00 - [17] - Quote If you send your isk to me before you send it to him, I'll double it for you. That makes your donation to him free! I'll only double it once though, so choose your amount wisely.
Trin Javidan Confederation of DuckTape Lovers 0	Posted - 2011.11.01 08:39:00 - [18] - Quote nom nom delicious carebear tearrs... nom nom.. so swett. nm nom slip slip.. nom nom these tearsn nom slip slip .. jummy nom nom . ps: i dont need a reward to kill goonies. But tbh i dont know whats more delicous, a dead goon or delicous carebear tears..
Ynot Eyob Nisroc Angels The Obsidian Front 1	Posted - 2011.11.01 08:49:00 - [19] - Quote Will a fail gank attempt from the GOONs where the Hulk (Or what ever) gets in the killmail count?
Nyla Skin Pew Pew Corp Behold. 19	Posted - 2011.11.01 09:19:00 - [20] - Quote "I am an alt. Give me money"

Naran Eto Kut-n-Run 46	Posted - 2011.11.01 10:08:00 - [21] - Quote Frezo Hakuli wrote: For anyone who may be interested, this is not a scam, but the only way for me to prove that is for you to work with me first. Don't know any other way to prove it, so I won't waste anyone's time trying. Even if it isn't a scam, it's a pointless excercise, all that will happen is goons will spam alt kill themselves over and over so that they win all the prizes, cos you know they don't care about losing ships and dying right? they kind of proved that by all the ganking in high sec they've been doing.
Barakkus 987	Posted - 2011.11.01 14:40:00 - [22] - Quote I thought people shoot goons anyways...why the need for this?
RomeStar Ubuntu Inc. Lonely Maple Conglomeration 2	Posted - 2011.11.01 18:34:00 - [23] - Quote The Goons are so greedy they will kill themselves just for the reward.
Wen Illiad GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 0	Posted - 2011.11.01 20:19:00 - [24] - Quote Killstealing wrote: want pledge 2b This is great idea, to bad I'm quiting Eve. If you send me that 2b, I will double it and send 4b to this cause.
Justin Credulent Perkone Caldari State 17	Posted - 2011.11.01 21:02:00 - [25] - Quote Goons stil play EVE?
Weaselior GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 1382	Posted - 2011.11.01 21:16:00 - [26] - Quote goonswarm federation is willing to sponsor your pathetic "event" please evemail me with your meager wants
Vrykolakasis Trinity Operations Aurora Irae 1	Posted - 2011.11.02 15:24:00 - [27] - Quote OP looks like my younger brother. Also, no.
Xenuria Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet 17	Posted - 2011.11.02 15:35:00 - [28] - Quote Probably a troll because Goons Rarely leave Goon Controlled Space. They are too socially reclusive and psychologically frail to have the presence of mind to actually leave the safety of VFK.. Unless they are chasing me around that is. I have had them chase me right to the very boarders of their controlled space. Then stop dead as though they were rabid dogs on a tight leash, unaware that greater forces then they can know are actually calling the shots. I may not get along with the the mitt but I will admit just this once that there is a small chance he is an intelligent, sophisticated and well cultured person merely disguised as a massive hipster neckbeard.
Naran Eto Kut-n-Run 47	Posted - 2011.11.02 16:07:00 - [29] - Quote Xenuria wrote: Probably a troll because Goons Rarely leave Goon Controlled Space. So it isn't goons terorizing high sec ice belts by suicide ganking ice miners then>
Sirhan Blixt GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 26	Posted - 2011.11.03 02:10:00 - [30] - Quote Xenuria wrote: Probably a troll because Goons Rarely leave Goon Controlled Space. Look how dumb you are. Xenuria wrote: They are too socially reclusive and psychologically frail to have the presence of mind to actually leave the safety of VFK.. Unless they are chasing me around that is. I have had them chase me right to the very boarders of their controlled space. Then stop dead as though they were rabid dogs on a tight leash, unaware that greater forces then they can know are actually calling the shots. Greater Forces? Such as? Does this have anything to do with the Terrible Secret of Space? also: AWAY BOARDERS!! YARRRR!!

Killstealing Broski Enterprises Elite Space Guild 121	Posted - 2011.11.03 03:32:00 - [31] - Quote Xenuria wrote: Goons never leave Goon sov space, except when they do. Also I'm really important and people care a lot when I do things. Additionally, people are so scared of my voodoo space powers they stop chasing me when I run away in my bomber. o7
Ladie Harlot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 641	Posted - 2011.11.03 03:50:00 - [32] - Quote Look at you nerds falling for Xenuria's trap. The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Sirhan Blixt GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 28	Posted - 2011.11.03 04:08:00 - [33] - Quote Ladie Harlot wrote: Look at you nerds falling for Xenuria's trap. DANCE MY LITTLE PUPPETS! DANCE!!
Cyprus Black 82nd Assault Fleet 73	Posted - 2011.11.03 04:18:00 - [34] - Quote I'm all for shooting Goons, but this half cooked idea is just sad. Like watching a fat guy walk up a flight of stairs kind of sad. I am neither fanboy nor flamer. I am logic, dispassionate and cruel.
hcdarksoul Maverick Industrial 0	Posted - 2011.11.03 04:59:00 - [35] - Quote Sounds fun let me know when you start this event so I can join the goons side just for the hell of it.
Barbara Nichole Cryogenic Consultancy Black Sun Alliance 39	Posted - 2011.11.03 06:07:00 - [36] - Quote Weaselior wrote: goonswarm federation is willing to sponsor your pathetic "event" please evemail me with your meager wants See now if I was goon I would have done exactly this. and if fact I probably would have come up with reward/compettition suggestions. Why wouldn't the goons welcome more conflict - they are so bored now they have to come up with events where they go into high sec to kill people because they won't come to them. This does have the potential to be a fun event if people will participate. [IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/OldST.jpg[/IMG]
Barbara Nichole Cryogenic Consultancy Black Sun Alliance 39	Posted - 2011.11.03 06:09:00 - [37] - Quote Sirhan Blixt wrote: Ladie Harlot wrote: Look at you nerds falling for Xenuria's trap. DANCE MY LITTLE PUPPETS! DANCE!! um I have no desire to watch your puppet dance... zip that back up. [IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/OldST.jpg[/IMG]
Aggressive Nutmeg 19	Posted - 2011.11.03 06:38:00 - [38] - Quote Barbara Nichole wrote: Sirhan Blixt wrote: Ladie Harlot wrote: Look at you nerds falling for Xenuria's trap. DANCE MY LITTLE PUPPETS! DANCE!! um I have no desire to watch your puppet dance... zip that back up. He said 'PUPPETS'. Apparently he has more than one of them. Interesting.
Ladie Harlot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 641	Posted - 2011.11.03 07:03:00 - [39] - Quote RomeStar wrote: The Goons are so greedy they will kill themselves just for the reward. I'll shoot other Goons for free. The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Theodoric Darkwind PonyWaffe Test Alliance Please Ignore 43	Posted - 2011.11.03 08:51:00 - [40] - Quote Totally not a scam If you donate to this guy then I have some wonderful opportunites for you to double your isk, unlike those frauds in Jita local this is totally not a scam

SMT008 Les chevaliers de l'ordre Goonswarm Federation 168	Posted - 2011.11.03 09:22:00 - [41] - Quote Frezo Hakuli wrote: players can donate the isk to this character. Hey, tell us, what's your Goonswarm main's name anyway ? Nice scam you're pulling here.
JongBlood The Suicide Kings Test Alliance Please Ignore 2	Posted - 2011.11.03 09:51:00 - [42] - Quote If this is a scam then I applaud you for writing all that for a meager 100 mil but if this is legit then I applaud you for giving me a good laugh because you're a stupid care bear ass hat.
Pamela Podpopper University of Caille Gallente Federation 0	Posted - 2011.11.03 14:02:00 - [43] - Quote i have determined through trustable resources indie Goonwaffe, that this is a money making scheme setup on an alt of a Goonswarm member. Donate ISK at yo own risk
Tah'ris Khlador Space Ghosts. 16	Posted - 2011.11.03 15:43:00 - [44] - Quote Pamela Podpopper wrote: i have determined through trustable resources indie Goonwaffe, that this is a money making scheme setup on an alt of a Goonswarm member. Donate ISK at yo own risk How many Bothans died to bring you that information?
Singeabooty Raj Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet 48	Posted - 2011.11.03 16:15:00 - [45] - Quote Tah'ris Khlador wrote: Pamela Podpopper wrote: i have determined through trustable resources indie Goonwaffe, that this is a money making scheme setup on an alt of a Goonswarm member. Donate ISK at yo own risk How many Bothans died to bring you that information? I can see the Mon Mothma is strong in you Black Man with Goggles
How2FoldSoup Hull Tanking Elitists 6	Posted - 2011.11.03 20:16:00 - [46] - Quote Obligatory use trusted 3rd party. Oh i have 17 mil can i halp?
Hesperus Vanderbeets GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 63	Posted - 2011.11.04 04:16:00 - [47] - Quote Hi. I am a homosexual. (Honorable Space Pilot!)
Venus Vermillion GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 191	Posted - 2011.11.04 05:36:00 - [48] - Quote Donate isk or not... we just want to shoot you. Please come to Deklein. Or, for added fun, go to NOL. We'll meet you there.
Frezo Hakuli Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 3	Posted - 2011.11.06 01:15:00 - [49] - Quote Due to lack of interest, and as previously stated in the original post. The event is officially canceled, and this thread may be locked.
antigoone Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 10	Posted - 2011.11.06 11:30:00 - [50] - Quote Venus Vermillion wrote: Please come to Deklein. Thanks for the invitation. High sec miners, join us ! Fit a 3M isk destroyer like this (6 days of skills with a brand new alt): https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=28768&find=unread Learn to do safes, how to avoid warp disruptors and how to use a basic cloaking device to avoid camp gates. You'll soon realise that they can't stop you. We don't need isk, we don't even need to know you. Just do it. First system to sit: 5S-KXA in Deklein. Once in the target system, do a few safes and connect randomly. They can't mine when you're in local. If you do It I can assure you they'll be sorry.

Tyrone Cashmoney GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 7	Posted - 2011.11.06 20:28:00 - [51] - Quote It must be working, I'm already sorry.
Zeta Zhul Preemptive Paranoia 13	Posted - 2011.11.06 21:08:00 - [52] - Quote What the hell did I just read?
Karadion GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 249	Posted - 2011.11.07 20:35:00 - [53] - Quote The Goons would like to welcome you to Cloud Ring, Deklein, Delve, Fade, Fountain, and Pure Blind. Please come and kill us.
Karadion GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 249	Posted - 2011.11.07 20:36:00 - [54] - Quote Zeta Zhul wrote: What the hell did I just read? I have a solution. 1. Acquire HCl 2. Pour in eyes.
Karadion GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 249	Posted - 2011.11.07 20:38:00 - [55] - Quote antigoone wrote: Venus Vermillion wrote: Please come to Deklein. Thanks for the invitation. High sec miners, join us ! Fit a 3M isk destroyer like this (6 days of skills with a brand new alt): https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=28768&find=unread Learn to do safes, how to avoid warp disruptors and how to use a basic cloaking device to avoid camp gates. You'll soon realise that they can't stop you. We don't need isk, we don't even need to know you. Just do it. First system to sit: 5S-KXA in Deklein. Once in the target system, do a few safes and connect randomly. They can't mine when you're in local. If you do It I can assure you they'll be sorry. You obviously don't know how to do math. 1. It's not a destroyer but rather a Stealth Bomber 2. The hull alone is worth more than 3 million isk. Go for 5S-KXA, no one cares.
Largo Coronet GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 35	Posted - 2011.11.07 22:03:00 - [56] - Quote I pledge ten asspennies.
Andski GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 587	Posted - 2011.11.07 22:18:00 - [57] - Quote antigoone wrote: Once in the target system, do a few safes and connect randomly. They can't mine when you're in local. If you do It I can assure you they'll be sorry. our miners are protesting right now


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