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Xoria Krint
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Posted - 2006.01.25 10:08:00 -
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters that have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand etsh oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru ..
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted
in ze forst plas.
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.01.25 10:11:00 -
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politic sux
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Xoria Krint
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Posted - 2006.01.25 10:14:00 -
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 Originally by: wierchas noobhunter
politic sux
Please read before comment
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.01.25 10:18:00 -
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Originally by: Xoria Krint
Originally by: wierchas noobhunter
politic sux
Please read before comment
still politic sux
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Gothikia
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Posted - 2006.01.25 10:25:00 -
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i hope your frakking kidding, might as well just be talking german. But english is fine the way it is, with the internet everyone is writing in American-English.
color ftw! colour sucks!
ps. politics dont suck, just damn annoying at times, bloody capitalists :(
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.01.25 10:29:00 -
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Originally by: Gothikia
ps. politics dont suck, just damn annoying at times, bloody capitalists :(
so true
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DarK
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Posted - 2006.01.25 10:30:00 -
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that's funny as ****
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Calisto Cody
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Posted - 2006.01.25 10:32:00 -
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thats great, since everyone use english-american anyway, they now have even more to learn on a complex freaky language 
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Testy Mctest
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Posted - 2006.01.25 10:46:00 -
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This is a JOKE, its not serious.....
Surely you people didnt actually believe it?
The sheer stupidity of humanity is so much more comical than anything that can be written down :S
Incidentally, this joke is also a good few years old.
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Xoria Krint
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Posted - 2006.01.25 11:00:00 -
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Haha, Yes its a joke.
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Kyht
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Posted - 2006.01.25 11:09:00 -
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Lol 
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Calisto Cody
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Posted - 2006.01.25 11:33:00 -
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hahah i get jokes
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Uggster
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Posted - 2006.01.25 11:40:00 -
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Hahaha
As a dyslesic Englishman living on the Euro mainland this would be a blissfull fronetik heavan for me.....
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.01.25 11:42:00 -
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This is very old, but still very funny 
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Buzzmong
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Posted - 2006.01.25 13:00:00 -
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I heard this ages ago, but it's still good.
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Gothikia
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Posted - 2006.01.25 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: Xoria Krint
Haha, Yes its a joke.
DIRTY ROTTEN *******!!!! U OTTA **** *********** WITH THE ********* AND I HOPE IT FALLS OFF THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO ******** *** ********* ****** ****BANDITS!
nice one mate you had me there for a sec, rofl
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Zuki Ed
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Posted - 2006.01.25 14:28:00 -
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roflmao
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.01.25 16:07:00 -
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lmao
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Peter Armstrong
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Posted - 2006.01.25 16:42:00 -
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LOL class
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Dark' Lord
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Posted - 2006.01.25 16:57:00 -
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lmao gd stuf lol
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Mouriq
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Posted - 2006.01.25 17:47:00 -
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Damn that was funny!
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Soulis
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Posted - 2006.01.25 18:23:00 -
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nice
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Kyozoku
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Posted - 2006.01.26 03:47:00 -
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it was funny when i first read it about 6 months ago.
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Sakura Nihil
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Posted - 2006.01.26 04:26:00 -
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nice :)
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Xoria Krint
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Posted - 2006.01.26 08:25:00 -
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Originally by: Kyozoku
it was funny when i first read it about 6 months ago.
This is for you
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Bellac
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Posted - 2006.01.26 11:23:00 -
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ROFL
What made this even funier is that some peeps actually believed it. Funniest thing i have read in ages, It's really cheared me up
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My grandfather
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Posted - 2006.01.26 11:31:00 -
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Originally by: Bellac
ROFL
What made this even funier is that some peeps actually believed it. Funniest thing i have read in ages, It's really cheared me up
QFT!
I can't believe people fell for this...
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shakaZ XIV
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Posted - 2006.01.26 11:58:00 -
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Originally by: Bellac
Funniest thing i have read in ages, It's really cheared me up
indeed :D
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Nuala Reece
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Posted - 2006.01.26 14:33:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
This is very old, but still very funny
Very, very old - the original version's generally attributed to Mark Twain Linkage, although there's some dispute about that. But Twain did write A Simplified Alphabet in 1899 which is maybe what the letter drew on in the first place.
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Xoria Krint
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Posted - 2006.01.26 14:39:00 -
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Originally by: Nuala Reece
Originally by: Dark Shikari
This is very old, but still very funny
Very, very old - the original version's generally attributed to Mark Twain Linkage, although there's some dispute about that. But Twain did write A Simplified Alphabet in 1899 which is maybe what the letter drew on in the first place.
It does not matter if its old or not, Many people have not seen it.
So please stop the "Its old" posts. It just looks stupid.
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