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Berneh	Posted - 2006.01.29 23:54:00 - [1] We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note, these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months IS a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and y! ou say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, Or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can, to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can, to give them a bigger laugh Signature is not appropriate for the forums - Vanamonde
jbob2000	Posted - 2006.01.30 00:05:00 - [2] qft
Calisto Cody	Posted - 2006.01.30 00:16:00 - [3] bern has no girlfriend btw lol, guess why Signature removed, allowed image dimensions are 400w x 120h. --Jorauk grrrr now i need to ask someone to shrink my sig
TauTut	Posted - 2006.01.30 00:27:00 - [4] I see there is no rule for men to attack haulers with lots of mins in Jita with suicide caracals ... that's probably because real men don't do that kinda thing eh Bern! -TT
Berneh	Posted - 2006.01.30 00:30:00 - [5] Originally by: TauTut I see there is no rule for men to attack haulers with lots of mins in Jita with suicide caracals ... that's probably because real men don't do that kinda thing eh Bern! Suicide caracals ? Well i never Signature is not appropriate for the forums - Vanamonde
Chrisb6122	Posted - 2006.01.30 00:39:00 - [6] All hail berrny ! lol i just sent that to my female msn contacts and there now offline lol connection maybe lol _____
wierchas noobhunter	Posted - 2006.01.30 15:45:00 - [7] so true soar angelic now recruting
Testy Mctest	Posted - 2006.01.30 16:09:00 - [8] Q: "Does this dress make my bum look big?" A: "No, your fat makes your bum look big" The Eve Guild Wars Project!

Tuxford	Posted - 2006.01.30 16:44:00 - [9] Originally by: jbob2000 qft Aren't you supposed to quote something, preferably the thing that is "the truth" Quote: 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. I hate when my gf asks me to do something and then tells me I did it wrong. _______________

Halo Serenity	Posted - 2006.01.30 17:43:00 - [10] 1. Only women are allowed rules, men just follow those said rules we create. Sig made by Esturary
jbob2000	Posted - 2006.01.30 18:06:00 - [11] Originally by: Tuxford Originally by: jbob2000 qft Aren't you supposed to quote something, preferably the thing that is "the truth" well the entire thing was true, and my post was first and im lazy.
Alex Kynes	Posted - 2006.01.30 18:15:00 - [12] Momental revelation: Woman hate watching football because two teams of buff athletes are off chasing a ball, not her. /AK

Eris Discordia	Posted - 2006.01.30 19:44:00 - [13] Regarding clothes and shoes: More is more and less is a bore There is no such thing as enough clothes or shoes, there is only to little closet space! Men

Hippey	Posted - 2006.01.30 20:56:00 - [14] Originally by: Eris Discordia Regarding clothes and shoes: More is more and less is a bore There is no such thing as enough clothes or shoes, there is only to little closet space! Men Just because women believe it, doesn't make it so :) Just remember this simple universal formula Root of all evil = women Still love hawt goth minmatar chicks though <3 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you do nothing to stop slavery, you do everything to support it
Verizana	Posted - 2006.01.30 22:34:00 - [15] Originally by: Verizana Originally by: Berneh 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. this one is very very true, I hate when people answer me in essays when I ask a simple yes or no question. Sigs for you! Convo for prizes and such. Gallery
Verizana	Posted - 2006.01.30 22:34:00 - [16] Originally by: Berneh 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Sigs for you! Convo for prizes and such. Gallery
Samirol	Posted - 2006.01.30 23:40:00 - [17] Originally by: Berneh 1....We have no idea what mauve is. umm....what is mauve You won't like me when i am mad
Ralus	Posted - 2006.01.30 23:47:00 - [18] Originally by: Samirol Originally by: Berneh 1....We have no idea what mauve is. umm....what is mauve I think its a sorta brown colour, maybe... I dunno
Grimwalius d'Antan	Posted - 2006.01.30 23:58:00 - [19] I know so many people that need to hear this: If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Eris Discordia	Posted - 2006.01.31 00:11:00 - [20] Originally by: Ralus Originally by: Samirol Originally by: Berneh 1....We have no idea what mauve is. umm....what is mauve I think its a sorta brown colour, maybe... I dunno This is the colour, now go and impress your girlfriend

jbob2000	Posted - 2006.01.31 00:27:00 - [21] mauve is a type of car...pssh duh!
keepiru	Posted - 2006.01.31 03:40:00 - [22] You, sir, are my hero :D ------------- Please fix the stacking algorythm, it's a disgrace!
Esturary	Posted - 2006.01.31 04:47:00 - [23] /me glares at Berneh Check Out My Sigs AND Teh real me
Mr Floppyknickers	Posted - 2006.01.31 05:43:00 - [24] Originally by: Eris Discordia Originally by: Ralus Originally by: Samirol Originally by: Berneh 1....We have no idea what mauve is. umm....what is mauve I think its a sorta brown colour, maybe... I dunno This is the colour, now go and impress your girlfriend So why not just say Pink? It's pink!
Berneh	Posted - 2006.01.31 05:50:00 - [25] Looks pink to me too Moderation is not appropriate for the forums - Vanamonde
Tony Fats	Posted - 2006.01.31 06:23:00 - [26] How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. It should be open by the time she brings it. burp
Samirol	Posted - 2006.01.31 06:28:00 - [27] Edited by: Samirol on 31/01/2006 06:28:35 Originally by: Mr Floppyknickers Edited by: Mr Floppyknickers on 31/01/2006 05:52:25 Originally by: Eris Discordia Originally by: Ralus Originally by: Samirol Originally by: Berneh 1....We have no idea what mauve is. umm....what is mauve I think its a sorta brown colour, maybe... I dunno This is the colour, now go and impress your girlfriend So why not just say Pink? It's pink! oh and off topic, but it's gotta be said. Esturary that video on your site is AMAZING! Is there anyway I can download that from somewhere? Pink "Mauve" As we can um...clearly see, there is such a huge distinction. You won't like me when i am mad
kessah	Posted - 2006.01.31 06:57:00 - [28] wow spot on.... spot on. --------------------------------------------------------
GouldFish	Posted - 2006.01.31 07:51:00 - [29] Very nice. :)
jbob2000	Posted - 2006.01.31 12:56:00 - [30] Quote: Pink "Mauve" Aside from the size difference, they look exactly the same

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