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Culmen	Posted - 2006.02.13 14:25:00 - [31] I know i can't spell really should include a spell check feature in this forum
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.13 14:26:00 - [32] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari ...forum *****s... One to yell "FIRST!" when he sees that the bulb's out, and a dozen to debate the best way to replace it, recount their personal experiences with changing lightbulbs, lightbulbs in general, and the concept of light, and post screenshots of lightbulbs, broken lightbulbs, and the process of replacing one. At some point we hope the bulb gets replaced, but that's not really the issue. This one was paraphrased really badly from an old usenet post on the same topic . Really? I actually just made that up on the spot, I had no idea...but if you can post the old one, please do! I think this one is the one. -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is
Koori	Posted - 2006.02.13 14:41:00 - [33] Originally by: Samirol Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid won't matter, he will never be able to figure it out I hope that the kid is all wight by now :( And the maker of this movie should be killed for that... - ------------------------------------------- Helios enterprises is recruiting. 0% tax, 100% fun.
Draaken	Posted - 2006.02.13 14:45:00 - [34] Originally by: Samirol Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid won't matter, he will never be able to figure it out I admit I had to snicker, but it's just not right to pull that kind of joke on a child IMO. Poor kid. ____________________ first!!1!! -Capsicum
Lori Carlyle	Posted - 2006.02.13 15:01:00 - [35] Originally by: Samirol Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid won't matter, he will never be able to figure it out had to laugh but damn that kids gonna grow up with a big fear of computers.. heh hopefully i less gate camper to worry about.. Poor kid.. PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK ERISGREEN Eris <3 Meh!
Tenacha Khan	Posted - 2006.02.13 15:05:00 - [36] funny link I pwnt Wrangler - Tenacha
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 15:10:00 - [37] Originally by: Annebet Heran Originally by: Tenacha Khan ....amarr... None, the emporer will hold the bulb up high whilst the world revolves around him. This applies to gallenteans as well, with President Foiritan holding the bulb. =) (And it's spelled Emperor, by the way.) No, it's spelled emporor, he runs and emporium! A lightbulb emporium! -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 15:18:00 - [38] Originally by: Samirol Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid won't matter, he will never be able to figure it out I laughed so damn hard when I saw that, I think I woke up my roommate...I gotta show him this later...That was SOOO wrong...that poor kid...I always got those dumbass things but I never thought to put them to good use and show them to my sister, back when she was little enough... -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\
JamesTalon	Posted - 2006.02.13 15:25:00 - [39] I was lucky I didn't burst out laughing. I'm in a computer lab with easily 40 other people in it That kid though...lol, I didn't think anything could be that funn Caldari Navy Surplus Me < all mods ~JamesTalon Please don't lie in your sig in the future - Wrangler Is sitting down ok? PS I changed it to worstest :) - Cortes
Wotar	Posted - 2006.02.13 16:07:00 - [40] ...ships & modules forum regulars... One to replace the bulb, one to tell you to try a passive lighting setup instead, and one to ask you why bother using bulbs, just use a neon tube instead.
JamesTalon	Posted - 2006.02.13 16:14:00 - [41] .....GMs..... They take days to get around to looking at it, and when they do, they send you an e-mail that they are looking into it, and take a few more days to finish it, only to find out that their records don't show a problem. <.< >.> runs Just kidding by the way, I know the GMs are working their butts off, and I appreciate it Caldari Navy Surplus Me < all mods ~JamesTalon Please don't lie in your sig in the future - Wrangler Is sitting down ok? PS I changed it to worstest :) - Cortes
Raem Civrie	Posted - 2006.02.13 16:46:00 - [42] ... Player Alliances.... Two hundred and one. Two hundred to sit in the corner and shout insults at the empty socket, one (who drew the short straw) to cautiously approach it with a blanket over his head and screw in the bulb with a long stick, after which the operation is called a roaring success. --- God-King of Genitalia
Hanns	Posted - 2006.02.13 17:30:00 - [43] Originally by: Dark Shikari Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... Sounds like LOST lol Jacques 4tw - Hanns

Valar	Posted - 2006.02.13 17:34:00 - [44] Originally by: j0sephine Edited by: j0sephine on 13/02/2006 04:12:11 Can't take credit for this one, but it's still the best... ...EVE forum moderators.... Discussing moderation or moderators is not permitted on the forums. If you have any more questions, please feel free to email the moderator team at [email protected] ;s (think it's Valar that came up with it, but not sure. one of devs anyway) Damn, you stole my joke Watch out... when I originally posted this, I got a warning from Wrangler for impersonating a forum moderator. ------ Valar Quality assurance department CCP games How to write a good bugreport

Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 17:35:00 - [45] ...Mythbusters... Two. But first, they have to do a quick overview of how lightbulbs work, then investigate all folklore regarding lightlbulbs, then they test out ten different strange ways of screwing it in, and then they have to smash a few lightbulbs and explode a few more. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques' Nikolai can post thrice as fast as me, and i'm uber -zhuge liang
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.13 17:39:00 - [46] Originally by: Hanns Originally by: Dark Shikari Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... Sounds like LOST lol Much worse They have fight scenes that seem to last 15 episodes yet consist of 3 frames total. Its without a doubt the worst thing from Japan besides Yu-Gi-Oh. -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is \| Jorauk was, but got hungry and left
Wrayeth	Posted - 2006.02.13 17:46:00 - [47] Originally by: Valar Damn, you stole my joke Watch out... when I originally posted this, I got a warning from Wrangler for impersonating a forum moderator. -Wrayeth
Kharakan	Posted - 2006.02.13 17:48:00 - [48] Originally by: Valar Originally by: j0sephine Edited by: j0sephine on 13/02/2006 04:12:11 Can't take credit for this one, but it's still the best... ...EVE forum moderators.... Discussing moderation or moderators is not permitted on the forums. If you have any more questions, please feel free to email the moderator team at [email protected] ;s (think it's Valar that came up with it, but not sure. one of devs anyway) Damn, you stole my joke Watch out... when I originally posted this, I got a warning from Wrangler for impersonating a forum moderator. Why didn't you fire him? Originally by: ParMizaN evry1ghasb a limiy... ...and ijust reached it ahaha... this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer I am annexing your space! Haha! I win! - Wrangler Imaran > Wrangler
Reevec	Posted - 2006.02.13 18:32:00 - [49] How many Caldari does it take to screw in a light bulb ? It doesn't matter, they all just stand back 50 yards and try to throw the bulb into the socket ... (Apologies to James) /Reevec
Eddie	Posted - 2006.02.13 18:40:00 - [50] Edited by: Eddie on 13/02/2006 18:40:37 Originally by: Samirol Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid Poor kid Originally by: TomB It is a good day to be Jove oh thank GOD! I thought you were gonna wave the nerf bat around in this thread
NebulousBlur	Posted - 2006.02.13 19:29:00 - [51] Developers 1 to read the bug report about the broken lightbulb. 4 to discuss the ramifications of fixing the lightbulb as opposed to leaving it in it's current state. 1 to mention boobies as a possible replacement for lightbulbs, since they're round. 1 to decide to give the go ahead and replace the lightbulb. 1 to post a devblog about the upcoming lightbulb revamp and it's effect on the galaxy, as well as the new lightbulb skills that will be put into the game. 1 to answer forum posts about how fixing lightbulbs will ruin and/or save the game, and how lightbulbs are further proof that the devs favor the Caldari. 8 to program and implement a patch for the new lightbulb. 8 to work overtime upon deployment of the lightbulb revamp patch to fix the problems the patch causes when they try to insert the lightbulb into the universe. 1 to discover that the new lightbulb has no switch to turn it on or off and that there is additionally no power being supplied to the room that the socket is in. 1 to order new hardware to support the new lightbulb.
Capsicum	Posted - 2006.02.13 19:44:00 - [52] Is it just me, or are lightbulbs a little too small to scr... Meh, never mind. Tulpen zijn gaaf he? Our Website \| forum rules \| [email protected] Bestrafe mich! RAWR!1 - Jacques' The spicy one -Winterblink
Pyriell	Posted - 2006.02.13 19:51:00 - [53] How many forum *****s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10+. 1 to change the bulb and at least 9 to mention Chuck Norris, state how he would have roundhouse kicked the lightbulb and post other inane and irrelevant 'facts' about him.
JamesTalon	Posted - 2006.02.13 19:52:00 - [54] Originally by: Capsicum Is it just me, or are lightbulbs a little too small to scr... Meh, never mind. Caldari Navy Surplus Me < all mods ~JamesTalon Please don't lie in your sig in the future - Wrangler Is sitting down ok? PS I changed it to worstest :) - Cortes
Sarmaul	Posted - 2006.02.13 19:52:00 - [55] Originally by: Dark Shikari Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... stop stealing my jokes Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Sarmaul 4tw.
Zenst	Posted - 2006.02.13 19:57:00 - [56] How many Serpentis/NORAD does it take to change a lightbulb - The lightbulb changed them :D
Ishen Villone	Posted - 2006.02.13 21:48:00 - [57] ...developers... After lengthy discussion, the developers have determined that the light bulb is working as intended.
Tas Devil	Posted - 2006.02.13 21:54:00 - [58] Originally by: NebulousBlur Developers 1 to read the bug report about the broken lightbulb. 4 to discuss the ramifications of fixing the lightbulb as opposed to leaving it in it's current state. 1 to mention boobies as a possible replacement for lightbulbs, since they're round. 1 to decide to give the go ahead and replace the lightbulb. 1 to post a devblog about the upcoming lightbulb revamp and it's effect on the galaxy, as well as the new lightbulb skills that will be put into the game. 1 to answer forum posts about how fixing lightbulbs will ruin and/or save the game, and how lightbulbs are further proof that the devs favor the Caldari. 8 to program and implement a patch for the new lightbulb. 8 to work overtime upon deployment of the lightbulb revamp patch to fix the problems the patch causes when they try to insert the lightbulb into the universe. 1 to discover that the new lightbulb has no switch to turn it on or off and that there is additionally no power being supplied to the room that the socket is in. 1 to order new hardware to support the new lightbulb. you forgot oveur to apologise for the **** ups and screw ups of everyone else afterwards... The best Laught ever ... Credit goes to TheKiller8 for this :)
Grigori Sokolov	Posted - 2006.02.13 21:55:00 - [59] ...Blood Raiders... Ten. One to screw in the lightbulb, while the other nine sit in the corner and do drugs. Seriously, they drop A LOT of drugs!
Weirda	Posted - 2006.02.13 22:33:00 - [60] Maya Rkell: NaN wouldn't actually fix the bulb, just tell everyone how idiotic they are for how they would fix it... and that it would be unbalanced anyways.... (please don't take that wrong!) Weirda: NaN Lightbulb? --> Must be something that "Third Person" use... __ Weirda ...balanced NOS change... Fix Assault Ship 4th Bonus and More!

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