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Culmen	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:38:00 - [1] Edited by: Culmen on 13/02/2006 03:40:15 How many _____ does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...Caldari.... Technically its 4210 Million because it is the state that replaces the light bulb à.Amarrà. Are you implying the light of the Emporer is not enough? à.Minmatarà None, the minmatar donÆt have electricity àGallenteà Two, right after their done screwing in the dark. àJoviansà one, or at least we assume, they arenÆt telling us, plus we cant see the bulb ..Khanidà two, one to grab the vitoc, the other to grab the bulb replacing slave àGuristaà One, but heÆs the reason the Caldari are replacing their light bulb àAngelsà Three, one to locate dig it out of a Jovian ruin, one to screw it in, and one to sell of the rest of the super Jovian light bulbs àSanshasà two, one screws it in, the other is Sansha, who is always with themà àConcordà One, but if that bulb so much as touchs another light bulb, theyÆre going to need more then one bulb àGreifersà None, their world is lit by the light of exploding Carebears àCarebearsà See above àMacrominersà 1/12, because its one guy controlling 12 accounts, and only one accounts doing the changing àCCPà 3, one to ensure everyone likes the bulb, one to ensure the bulb is going to unfairly advantage another player, one to screw it in, but incidentally none of them are going to make sure the bulb is screwed in all the way
Aversin	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:41:00 - [2] lmao gj Originally by: Razner Cerizo They will never quit. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:42:00 - [3] ...Ushra'Khan members... One to screw it in, one to figure out a way to blame the broken lightbulb on slavery, one to preach the need to avenge it, and a hundred to blow up Amarrians in retaliation. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:43:00 - [4] ...Serpentis... Lightbulb? Huh? Ooooh, look at the pretty colored lights swirling around! pops another pill -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:46:00 - [5] ...Scope reporters... Replace it? Hell no, why replace it when we can leave it broken and blame it on the Caldari? -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Nukeitall	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:47:00 - [6] Edited by: Nukeitall on 13/02/2006 03:48:56 Edited by: Nukeitall on 13/02/2006 03:48:15 ....Mission Runners.... Screwing the bulb in isnt the issue. The problem lies with the fact that bulbs cost 200,000lps. Each.
My grandfather	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:48:00 - [7] ...gatecampers... 1 to pod the broken lightbulb, 6 to scramble the new bulb, 5 to long-distance screw it in. A bigger blob to break the bulb again. Rinse, repeat.
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:50:00 - [8] ...carebears... One to mine for the materials, one to haul them to station, one to research the BPO, one to manufacture it, and one to put the damned thing in the socket. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:55:00 - [9] Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 04:01:00 - [10] ...forum *****s... One to yell "FIRST!" when he sees that the bulb's out, and a dozen to debate the best way to replace it, recount their personal experiences with changing lightbulbs, lightbulbs in general, and the concept of light, and post screenshots of lightbulbs, broken lightbulbs, and the process of replacing one. At some point we hope the bulb gets replaced, but that's not really the issue. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.13 04:02:00 - [11] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari ...forum *****s... One to yell "FIRST!" when he sees that the bulb's out, and a dozen to debate the best way to replace it, recount their personal experiences with changing lightbulbs, lightbulbs in general, and the concept of light, and post screenshots of lightbulbs, broken lightbulbs, and the process of replacing one. At some point we hope the bulb gets replaced, but that's not really the issue. This one was paraphrased really badly from an old usenet post on the same topic . -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 04:04:00 - [12] Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari ...forum *****s... One to yell "FIRST!" when he sees that the bulb's out, and a dozen to debate the best way to replace it, recount their personal experiences with changing lightbulbs, lightbulbs in general, and the concept of light, and post screenshots of lightbulbs, broken lightbulbs, and the process of replacing one. At some point we hope the bulb gets replaced, but that's not really the issue. This one was paraphrased really badly from an old usenet post on the same topic . Really? I actually just made that up on the spot, I had no idea...but if you can post the old one, please do! -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
j0sephine	Posted - 2006.02.13 04:11:00 - [13] Edited by: j0sephine on 13/02/2006 04:12:11 Can't take credit for this one, but it's still the best... ...EVE forum moderators.... Discussing moderation or moderators is not permitted on the forums. If you have any more questions, please feel free to email the moderator team at [email protected] ;s (think it's Valar that came up with it, but not sure. one of devs anyway)
Culmen	Posted - 2006.02.13 04:12:00 - [14] .... Macro Hunters.... 20, they'll do it very fast, concord will blow them up, but just dont expect it to be a light bulb that gets screwed in ...Chinese Eve players... See Macrominers ...experienced eve players... 1 player and 476 rats, because its going to take that much loot to afford the Tech II light bulb, which cost $800,000 and gives an extra 2 lumens a bulb ...N00b eve players... 1, but even if he does screw it in, he still in the dark
Mathias Zealot	Posted - 2006.02.13 05:02:00 - [15] Originally by: Culmen àGallenteà Two, right after their done screwing in the dark. Then they'll call in there friends to screw inside the lightbulb.
voogru	Posted - 2006.02.13 05:52:00 - [16] Quote: àMacrominersà 1/12, because its one guy controlling 12 accounts, and only one accounts doing the changing Farmers, not "macro miners".
Corunna ElMan	Posted - 2006.02.13 06:08:00 - [17] Originally by: Culmen Sanshasà two, one screws it in, the other is Sansha, who is always with themà \ IMO, the classiest and best one of the lot. I'm not here to win any popularity contests. I couldn't care less what you think of me - all that matters is this: Can you defend your opinions?
Nex Angelus	Posted - 2006.02.13 06:32:00 - [18] Edited by: Nex Angelus on 13/02/2006 06:34:08 Edited by: Nex Angelus on 13/02/2006 06:33:47 Edited by: Nex Angelus on 13/02/2006 06:33:10 Originally by: j0sephine Edited by: j0sephine on 13/02/2006 04:12:11 Can't take credit for this one, but it's still the best... ...EVE forum moderators.... Discussing moderation or moderators is not permitted on the forums. If you have any more questions, please feel free to email the moderator team at [email protected] ;s (think it's Valar that came up with it, but not sure. one of devs anyway) Rolling on the floor, laughing my effing ass off... while whiping beer-spatter from my screen Thats classy! GJ
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 06:36:00 - [19] Originally by: j0sephine Can't take credit for this one, but it's still the best... ...EVE forum moderators.... Discussing moderation or moderators is not permitted on the forums. If you have any more questions, please feel free to email the moderator team at [email protected] ;s (think it's Valar that came up with it, but not sure. one of devs anyway) That...is...utterly...BRILLIANT. \o/ -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Harry Voyager	Posted - 2006.02.13 06:39:00 - [20] ...Devs... Soon(tm) ____________________ I'm not an idiot; I just play one on the forums.
Rabbitgod	Posted - 2006.02.13 07:39:00 - [21] Stain.... 1 to realize it needs to be done but they will fight over incandescent or fluorescent and have a civil war over it and then lose the socket to FIX but then they will attack FIX to take it back only to **** off BoB in the process and lose it again to them. In the mean time every other alliance has aquired 15 of each type of light bulb and few even have more than one socket. Here these will help
Cmdr Sy	Posted - 2006.02.13 07:51:00 - [22] Hilarious.
Neon Genesis	Posted - 2006.02.13 09:01:00 - [23] ..BoB.. None, they broke the bulb in the first place, and if you come near the room they'll break you too. There, i just contributed nothing to your thread
Waut	Posted - 2006.02.13 09:33:00 - [24] Edited by: Waut on 13/02/2006 09:34:16 Edited by: Waut on 13/02/2006 09:33:21 Originally by: Culmen Edited by: Culmen on 13/02/2006 03:40:15 à.Amarrà. Are you implying the light of the Emporer is not enough? àGallenteà Two, right after their done screwing in the dark. Hehe. Funny cause it's true Plan for galaxy domination: Step 1. Steal lots of underpants Step 2. ... Step 3. Get declared as Eve Emperor
vanBuskirk	Posted - 2006.02.13 09:52:00 - [25] ...pirates... 7. One to blow up the house containing a perfectly good lightbulb while the occupants are asleep in the middle of the night, one to take random potshots with a silenced sniper rifle from 1km away at the builders and the delivery truck rebuilding the house, one to lurk on the forums and say "STFU, it's part of the game" when someone complains, one to sit in a tank 4km away and vapourise the new owners of the new house when it's eventually built, one to nip in and pick up the $3.23 in loose change that flies out of the wreckage of car and house, one to sneak in and occupy the house (with all new light bulbs) while nobody's looking, one to whine on the forums about the fact that the SWAT team that broke into the house and arrested the one who sneaked in wouldn't take him 1 on 1. ---------------------------------------------- "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." ----------------------------------------------
Tenacha Khan	Posted - 2006.02.13 09:52:00 - [26] ....amarr... None, the emporer will hold the bulb up high whilst the world revolves around him. I pwnt Wrangler - Tenacha
Samirol	Posted - 2006.02.13 10:28:00 - [27] Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid won't matter, he will never be able to figure it out
vanBuskirk	Posted - 2006.02.13 10:35:00 - [28] Originally by: Samirol Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid won't matter, he will never be able to figure it out You actually found that funny? Tells me everything I need to know about you. ---------------------------------------------- "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." ----------------------------------------------
Cairo dog	Posted - 2006.02.13 11:12:00 - [29] Originally by: vanBuskirk Originally by: Samirol Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid won't matter, he will never be able to figure it out You actually found that funny? Tells me everything I need to know about you. But its hilarious. -------------------------------------
Annebet Heran	Posted - 2006.02.13 11:15:00 - [30] Originally by: Tenacha Khan ....amarr... None, the emporer will hold the bulb up high whilst the world revolves around him. This applies to gallenteans as well, with President Foiritan holding the bulb. =) (And it's spelled Emperor, by the way.)

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