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Samirol	Posted - 2006.02.13 22:47:00 - [61] Yeah, the kid thing is wrong, but it made me laugh. Whether you like it or not, humans generally like seeing other humans than themselves suffer (why do you think survivor has been around a long time and still gets a lot of viewers) My 2 iskies
Capsicum	Posted - 2006.02.13 22:56:00 - [62] The kid movie links have been removed, it's not suitable for these forums. Please don't post the link again. forum rules \| [email protected] \| Our new Website! Tulips are great hey?
Bared Bel'Medar	Posted - 2006.02.13 23:10:00 - [63] Edited by: Bared Bel''Medar on 13/02/2006 23:14:55 ... Omega Corp: The entire corp, but it takes the Duke to declare the socket needs a new ight bulb, Olly to declare the declared bulb targeted, toon33 to scrable it, Soule to interview a new bulb for placement, Kren to begin removal of the old bulb, Bared and Flav to talk about how in the OLD days it would have been jumped before it had a chance to go out, the new guys to ask what it was like in the old days, Flav to begin speakin', and Kahlil and Drax to say it so it make sence. Iso and Toon to make fun of it in local, whilst Duke negotiates the nap with it. After the bulb has been screwed and NAP'ed, Bared and Iso will try to invent new ways to kill it while not actually violating the NAP, all the while bantering on TS. Imaran looks good in a dress though -Eris Added the '/' that Eris forgot. Da Doc's in da hizzouse! ~kieron
Merv DeGriff	Posted - 2006.02.13 23:58:00 - [64] Originally by: Valar Damn, you stole my joke Watch out... when I originally posted this, I got a warning from Wrangler for impersonating a forum moderator. Cool now Valar and the Dev's have kill rights on j0sephine. Poor guy is sooooo screwed. Hope he gets a good screen shot of the Jovian doomsday weapon for us.
Culmen	Posted - 2006.02.14 00:43:00 - [65] some how im glad i had used ...CCP... instead of ...Devs... i might have gone under their radar..... oops
Uther Doull	Posted - 2006.02.14 09:37:00 - [66] Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Hanns Originally by: Dark Shikari Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... Sounds like LOST lol Much worse They have fight scenes that seem to last 15 episodes yet consist of 3 frames total. Its without a doubt the worst thing from Japan besides Yu-Gi-Oh. yeah, like in the frieza saga when the planet was going to explode in 5 minutes... those 5 minutes would take like 20 episodes or something. i never got those 10 hours of my life back buhuuu
BH Darkage	Posted - 2006.02.15 00:42:00 - [67] ...GMs... None, their logs cannot verify that the light bulb has infact broken, thus cannot issue a replacement lightbulb to be screwed in.
Sochin	Posted - 2006.02.15 01:08:00 - [68] Originally by: Uther Doull Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Hanns Originally by: Dark Shikari Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... Sounds like LOST lol Much worse They have fight scenes that seem to last 15 episodes yet consist of 3 frames total. Its without a doubt the worst thing from Japan besides Yu-Gi-Oh. yeah, like in the frieza saga when the planet was going to explode in 5 minutes... those 5 minutes would take like 20 episodes or something. i never got those 10 hours of my life back buhuuu Lol exactly. They would just stand there and glare at eachother with their eyes twitching for like 5 minutes at a time. Nemo me impune lacessit
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.15 01:09:00 - [69] Originally by: BH Darkage ...GMs... None, their logs cannot verify that the light bulb has infact broken, thus cannot issue a replacement lightbulb to be screwed in. From a bughunter ISD? -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is \| Jorauk was, but got hungry and left Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang
Freya Runestone	Posted - 2006.02.15 01:16:00 - [70] Edited by: Freya Runestone on 15/02/2006 01:19:53 ...skills... 1 to operate lightbulb-exchangers 4 pre-reqs 7 pre-pre-reqs 10 to optimise lightbulb-exchanging, shorten cycle time, cpu use, cap use, lower penalties. and ofcourse learning skills to shorten skill learning time. __________________________________ the sig of Freya Runestone decided to take a vacation ... then on the beach it found a little bit of gold - Vanamonde If I may be so bold, it was only mould, Vanamonde - Cortes
Amaii Templ	Posted - 2006.02.15 07:40:00 - [71] ...Frog Morton Industries members... 6. One newbie in a Tech 1 frigate to carry the bulb and install it. One guy in an Apocalpyse to tank. Three guys in Ravens to launch cruise missiles. One guy in an Interceptor to wipe out frigates. I think we've beaten this one to death. So let's have a new one. How many ... Does it take to install a Tech 2 Flourscent Lightbulb? My Sunday Indy
Mrmuttley	Posted - 2006.02.15 09:56:00 - [72] Originally by: Freya Runestone Edited by: Freya Runestone on 15/02/2006 01:19:53 ...skills... 1 to operate lightbulb-exchangers 4 pre-reqs 7 pre-pre-reqs 10 to optimise lightbulb-exchanging, shorten cycle time, cpu use, cap use, lower penalties. and ofcourse learning skills to shorten skill learning time. Not forgetting the need to take lightbulb changing to level 5 and another two skills to level 4 to use T2 lightbulbs ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CEO of the Smoking Hillbilly's Check out SMK We are recruiting

Saucerhead	Posted - 2006.02.15 11:01:00 - [73] Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Hanns Originally by: Dark Shikari Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... Sounds like LOST lol Much worse They have fight scenes that seem to last 15 episodes yet consist of 3 frames total. Its without a doubt the worst thing from Japan besides Yu-Gi-Oh. Hey, my mother loved watching Dragon ball! -- Read the Rules!

Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.15 11:02:00 - [74] Originally by: Saucerhead Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Hanns Originally by: Dark Shikari Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... Sounds like LOST lol Much worse They have fight scenes that seem to last 15 episodes yet consist of 3 frames total. Its without a doubt the worst thing from Japan besides Yu-Gi-Oh. Hey, my mother loved watching Dragon ball! Wait, your mother watched Dragonball Z? -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is \| Jorauk was, but got hungry and left Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang
Testy Mctest	Posted - 2006.02.15 11:18:00 - [75] ...Minmatar Specialists... Two, one to whine about how broken the bulb's light per second is, and one to tell him that everything's ok because Typhoons are more uber than lightbulbs when set up correctly. ...Rage And Terror members... Eleven, one to change it and ten friends all logged off staring at their logon screen waiting for someone to warp to the lightbulb. ...Missile Users... One, even if he's never screwed in a lightbulb before, because it's childsplay and requires little to no skill. ...Warp Stab Whiners... Near uncountable, because no matter how many get together, they still wont be able to figure out that you simply need more scramblers to stop the lightbulb warping off. ...Nos Whiners... One, because if you whine often enough, CCP will change the lightbulb for you regardless of whether it needs changing or not. ...Perfect Women... None, because they don't exist. The Eve Guild Wars Project!
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.15 11:25:00 - [76] ...Otaku... They debate the best way to remove the light bulb. Within a few minutes, the topic has changed to Fullmetal Alchemist. After about 2 hours, they have completely forgotten about the lightbulb. They sit down and watch Evangelion. -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is \| Jorauk was, but got hungry and left Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang
Lardarz B'stard	Posted - 2006.02.15 11:47:00 - [77] ..Dark Shikari's.... ONE: One to point out that the lightbulb probably doesn't need fixing and all attempts to prove otherwise are based on maths that doesn't add up. Same one to then waffle about the reasons behind the failure of the lightbulb in the first place and to point out that he was the first to have noticed it in the first place and had the answer all along. Same one again to calculate the given timeframes for replacing the lightbulb and the likely impact on the use of light in the future. Same one to then sell a service offering lightbulb-fitting-requirements analysis at a cost of 5% of the derived light from the bulb based on size. Same one to come up with mathematical and theoretical arguments against anything anyone else says about the theories of lightbulb fitting propsed. Same one once more to then add 'Blue robot Tackimotowotsits FTW' at the end
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.15 11:48:00 - [78] Originally by: Lardarz B'stard ..Dark Shikari's.... ONE: One to point out that the lightbulb probably doesn't need fixing and all attempts to prove otherwise are based on maths that doesn't add up. Same one to then waffle about the reasons behind the failure of the lightbulb in the first place and to point out that he was the first to have noticed it in the first place and had the answer all along. Same one again to calculate the given timeframes for replacing the lightbulb and the likely impact on the use of light in the future. Same one to then sell a service offering lightbulb-fitting-requirements analysis at a cost of 5% of the derived light from the bulb based on size. Same one to come up with mathematical and theoretical arguments against anything anyone else says about the theories of lightbulb fitting propsed. Same one once more to then add 'Blue robot Tackimotowotsits FTW' at the end I love it -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is \| Jorauk was, but got hungry and left Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang
Amaii Templ	Posted - 2006.02.18 00:42:00 - [79] ...Soundtracks... Three. None of which are played by the EvE Jukebox. Even though Eve Rock 03 would be perfect for changing lightbulbs, everyone instead just loads up NSynch's Space Cowboy, Nightwish's 10th Man Down, and System of a Down's Radio Video to change their lightbulbs. Because EvE didn't deign to give us the good music in the jukebox. Unless they've extracted the .ogg files from the stuff. Then they listen to EvE Rock 03. My Sunday Indy
niko86	Posted - 2006.02.18 00:48:00 - [80] Wants Tachikoma teddy like in Darks sig - Transire suum pectus mundoque potiri
Retsil Evad	Posted - 2006.02.18 03:10:00 - [81] Originally by: Annebet Heran Originally by: Tenacha Khan ....amarr... None, the emporer will hold the bulb up high whilst the world revolves around him. This applies to gallenteans as well, with President Foiritan holding the bulb. =) (And it's spelled Emperor, by the way.) How does he stop his butthole being burnt?
Benglada	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:13:00 - [82] How many Amarr does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The minmatar do it for them. --------------------------- Originally by: Wrangler Unfrtinately you dnot get to vote..
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:19:00 - [83] ...Khanids... None. They combined Amarrian experience with tungsten filaments and superior Caldari electronics to create a lightbulb that never burns out. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques' Nikolai can post twice as fast as me, and i'm uber -zhuge liang Uhm, I'm new to this, does this work? clickety Oveur
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:21:00 - [84] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari ...Khanids... None. They combined Amarrian experience with tungsten filaments and superior Caldari electronics to create a lightbulb that never burns out. More accurately: ...Khanids... They combine Amarr and Caldari technology to create a bulb that is half the brightness, takes twice the power, and looks really ugly. They decide to call it the Sacriledge. -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is \| Jorauk was, but got hungry and left Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang Naughty, naughty, resize teh sig, as a member of the 23 you should know better! Not to exceed 24000 kbs please :) - Cortes
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:22:00 - [85] Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 18/02/2006 04:23:57 Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari ...Khanids... None. They combined Amarrian experience with tungsten filaments and superior Caldari electronics to create a lightbulb that never burns out. More accurately: ...Khanids... They combine Amarr and Caldari technology to create a bulb that is half the brightness, takes twice the power, and looks really ugly. They decide to call it the Sacriledge. The Malediction, Vengeance, and especially Heretic are really sexy though, regardless of whether they're actually any good... But you totally ignored my observation that Amarrians know the most about tungsten (Amarrian armor technology is based on tungsten carbide) and Caldari know the most about electronics, hence the best lig-- Oh, nevermind. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques' Nikolai can post twice as fast as me, and i'm uber -zhuge liang Uhm, I'm new to this, does this work? clickety Oveur
Benglada	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:22:00 - [86] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari ...Khanids... None. They combined Amarrian experience with tungsten filaments and superior Caldari electronics to create a lightbulb that never burns out. Un fortunatly due to faulty manufacturing, Said un burnable bulbs burn out after 12 hours of use and everyone continues to point and laugh at khanids attempt to make something work. (see sacralidge and vengeance) --------------------------- Originally by: Wrangler Unfrtinately you dnot get to vote..
Benglada	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:23:00 - [87] Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari ...Khanids... None. They combined Amarrian experience with tungsten filaments and superior Caldari electronics to create a lightbulb that never burns out. More accurately: ...Khanids... They combine Amarr and Caldari technology to create a bulb that is half the brightness, takes twice the power, and looks really ugly. They decide to call it the Sacriledge. I just got sniped. --------------------------- Originally by: Wrangler Unfrtinately you dnot get to vote..
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:24:00 - [88] Originally by: Benglada I just got sniped. Sniped? [UT2004voice]HEADSHOT[/UT2004voice] -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is \| Jorauk was, but got hungry and left Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang Naughty, naughty, resize teh sig, as a member of the 23 you should know better! Not to exceed 24000 kbs please :) - Cortes
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:27:00 - [89] Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Benglada I just got sniped. Sniped? [UT2004voice]HEADSHOT[/UT2004voice] No, I believe the correct response would be... [FPS Doug voice] BOOM HEADSHOT!!! [/FPS Doug voice] -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques' Nikolai can post twice as fast as me, and i'm uber -zhuge liang Uhm, I'm new to this, does this work? clickety Oveur
Benglada	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:51:00 - [90] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Benglada I just got sniped. Sniped? [UT2004voice]HEADSHOT[/UT2004voice] No, I believe the correct response would be... [FPS Doug voice] BOOM HEADSHOT!!! [/FPS Doug voice] lol. --------------------------- Originally by: Wrangler Unfrtinately you dnot get to vote..

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