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molly666trillions
Cyber Chaos Crew
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:03:00 -
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I know this matter might be tabu for some of you, but please don't ban me yet! I'm not so bad! Let's hear the voices of the capsuleers and let them express their opinions, maybe even get some CCP members' informal posts about their adventures while employed at the company!
Personally I think the art department guys are the more lucky ones (well, at least those are the ones I would bang). They are some sexy dudes GÖÑ
Offering a (small) ISK bonus for doing community work in a provable way is from my personal perspective fine.
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flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels
Fidelas Constans
1616
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:05:00 -
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The one with the most cash DUH 
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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baltec1
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
8565
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:09:00 -
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This won't get creepy.
Join Bat Country today and defend the Glorious Socialist Dictatorship |
Spurty
V0LTA
Triumvirate.
1015
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:17:00 -
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In before captain red beard locks the topic
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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
4713
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:17:00 -
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Stay classy OP
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
Treborr MintingtonJr
Quantum Reality R n D
The Methodical Alliance
35
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:18:00 -
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The one with the biggest...c..keyboard |
Mythrandier
Spacelane Salvage
194
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:19:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:This won't get creepy.
Already did
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." --á D. Adams. |
Sinep Bathana
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:19:00 -
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There are no nerdy chicks, go watch some more **** |
Jackie Fisher
Syrkos Technologies
Joint Venture Conglomerate
314
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:20:00 -
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Presumably either CCP FoxFour or CCP Falcon.
Fear God and Thread Nought |
Karen Avioras
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
56
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:22:00 -
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He who has the biggest ship |
Tron 3K
Ship Spinning Industries
162
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:25:00 -
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Someone need a Thorax? |
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CCP BlueScreen
C C P
C C P Alliance
205
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:25:00 -
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Confirming that the people of the art department are some sexy dudes, that is all. |
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CCP Lion
C C P
C C P Alliance
38
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:25:00 -
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vp8U85dNsTQ/UQhDfRwqeqI/AAAAAAAAAOA/krpDzHZQUY8/s1600/ron-burgundy.jpg |
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CCP Sledgehammer
C C P
C C P Alliance
7
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:40:00 -
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I'm even sexier than my profile picture suggests. |
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Bloody Slave
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
46
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:40:00 -
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CCP Lion wrote:http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vp8U85dNsTQ/UQhDfRwqeqI/AAAAAAAAAOA/krpDzHZQUY8/s1600/ron-burgundy.jpg
Holly cow, for a moment I thought that was Nathan R. working out something.
If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD) |
Kate stark
869
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:44:00 -
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-ú10 says ccp sunset.
Yay, this account hasn't had its signature banned. or its account, if you're reading this. |
Kaskane
Watschn Inc.
The Unthinkables
4
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:47:00 -
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CCP Cub
maybe some day 
Director of nExperience Industries Inc.
located in Kaimon - The Citadel |
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CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
1947
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:48:00 -
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It's pretty much me.
CCP Navigator -Community Manager |
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CCP BlueScreen
C C P
C C P Alliance
205
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:53:00 -
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OP is always right, you should know this Navigator, shame on you. |
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Jenn aSide
STK Scientific
Initiative Mercenaries
3365
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:56:00 -
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flakeys wrote:The one with the most cash PLEX DUH
Fixed
With plex prices being what they are, I'll do all manner of things for one or two of them (at least till they find out that my avatar is a lie and i'm really a dude..). See you CCPs at fanfest.
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Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
608
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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:58:00 -
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OP's toon looks like a transvestite... sry can't help it... 
Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699
Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |
Richard Ramlrez
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
42
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Posted - 2013.11.15 15:35:00 -
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CCP Lion wrote:http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vp8U85dNsTQ/UQhDfRwqeqI/AAAAAAAAAOA/krpDzHZQUY8/s1600/ron-burgundy.jpg
Stay Classy CCP. |
Starbuck05
The Mjolnir Bloc
Talons Of Blood
43
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Posted - 2013.11.15 16:17:00 -
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Obviously its C C P SexyShip
-á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir !
-á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ?? |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
904
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Posted - 2013.11.15 16:24:00 -
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And there I thought the Fox gets most of the chicks...
"Also, your boobs  " -á
CCP Eterne, 2012
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baltec1
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
8569
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Posted - 2013.11.15 16:24:00 -
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CCP Guard is often looked over.
Join Bat Country today and defend the Glorious Socialist Dictatorship |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
17414
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Posted - 2013.11.15 16:37:00 -
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CCP Alice, obviously.
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: newbie skill plan 2.0. |
Trii Seo
Sabotage Incorporated
Executive Outcomes
290
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Posted - 2013.11.15 16:40:00 -
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C'mon, you guys all know CCP is all about Guard. And his big ban hammer.
He has everything covered:
- Rap skills
- Bling
- Failing above, some may consider him absolutely adorable
- If CCP "In Development" vids are anything to go by, he's a goddamned energizer bunny. Never runs outta power!
Is it Hotdrop O'Clock yet?
Covert pilots unite! Safer working conditions, less accidental limb loss due to unfortunate Cyno accidents!
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=258986 |
Omar Alharazaad
ZomCom
126
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Posted - 2013.11.15 16:46:00 -
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Guard or Falcon i'm betting. Guard because well, he's Guard. Mad charisma there. Falcon because Falcon is OP. |
destiny2
Perkone
Caldari State
264
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Posted - 2013.11.15 16:55:00 -
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i have a feeling this thread is gonna turn into a usb rifter vrs usb rifter office tournament soon |
Omar Alharazaad
ZomCom
126
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Posted - 2013.11.15 16:56:00 -
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where are the USB battleships? I need something to um... store my, um... art, err... screw it, **** on. |
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
2248
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Posted - 2013.11.15 17:04:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:CCP Guard is often looked over.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b4/Sting.ogg |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
7329
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Posted - 2013.11.15 17:54:00 -
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Seeing as that theyre all in Iceland...and work for CCP, the real question isn't who gets more chicks...its who is the least pasty neon white?
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
MestariBation
Fistful of Finns
Bearf0rce One
31
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Posted - 2013.11.15 17:56:00 -
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So much blue here, must be important. |
CETA Elitist
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2013.11.15 18:11:00 -
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Bump |
Omar Alharazaad
ZomCom
127
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Posted - 2013.11.15 18:50:00 -
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and... a bump. Inquiring miners want to know. And the humans as well. |
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
Cosmic Consortium
4301
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Posted - 2013.11.15 20:23:00 -
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I don't know who has the most, but here are three cute ones: http://matadornetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/20091222-chicks.jpg
Day 0 advice for new players: Day 0 Advice for New Players |
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
684
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Posted - 2013.11.15 20:54:00 -
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molly666trillions wrote:I know this matter might be taboo for some of you, but please don't ban me yet! I'm not so bad! Let's hear the voices of the capsuleers and let them express their opinions, maybe even get some CCP members' informal posts about their adventures while employed at the company!
Personally I think the art department guys are the more lucky ones (well, at least those are the ones I would bang). They are some sexy dudes GÖÑ
Dude, do you even have to ask? Everyone knows it's Guard. Why? Because women like shorter men because they know they have "assets" to make up for their height. 
*removed inappropriate signature* - CCP Eterne |
Lena Lazair
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
46
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Posted - 2013.11.15 21:10:00 -
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How is this even up for debate? CCP Karkur is clearly THE chick magnet extraordinaire.
That's right, I went there. |
Jove Death
Jovian Vengeance
182
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Posted - 2013.11.15 21:34:00 -
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im guessing falcon is in the pub getting some
Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail
Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek
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Princess Bride
Corripe Cervisiam Trade Consortium
609
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Posted - 2013.11.15 22:30:00 -
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OP is sexist.
All CCP who replied are bads for falling for this obvious attention bait.
http://eveprincessbride.wordpress.com/ |
Amhra Rho
Accujac Elimination
166
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Posted - 2013.11.15 22:40:00 -
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Who rules Barter Town?
MasterBlaster.
There's real reasons why your Eve character doesn't do /dance. |
Zions Child
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
516
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Posted - 2013.11.16 00:33:00 -
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Is CCP RedDawn the sexy ginger scotsman than was talking about some sort of Rubicon feature the other day?
Because the answer is him. Also maybe CCP Guard, he's pretty fantastic.
And CCP Falcon, because CCP Falcon. |
Yazzinra
Scorpion Ventures
Rim Worlds Protectorate
16
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Posted - 2013.11.16 00:47:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:CCP Guard is often looked over.
He has my vote for "hopefully the cops never dig up his backyard" |
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CCP Falcon
4539
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Posted - 2013.11.16 00:55:00 -
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Girls are okay and I like them, but they're a bit icky 
Give me a cute Gallente guy, a chiselled Civire or a ripped Brutor guy any time!
RAWR! 
CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Team -á || -á EVE Illuminati
@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents |
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Makoto Priano
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
5465
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Posted - 2013.11.16 01:14:00 -
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Those chins...
Priano Trans-Stellar: elegant solutions for the State's needs |
Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
4665
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Posted - 2013.11.16 02:52:00 -
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MestariBation wrote:So much blue here, must be important.
Yeah, wish a fraction of them posted in the RL Philippines charity thread.
But as I predicted, it didn't happen.
CCP devs post a lot in silly threads, but when there's one about life and death of real people, they don't show up.
Auditing | Collateral holding and insurance | Consulting | PLEX for Good Charity
Twitter channel |
Zions Child
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
516
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Posted - 2013.11.16 03:26:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Girls are okay and I like them, but they're a bit icky Give me a cute Gallente guy, a chiselled Civire or a ripped Brutor guy any time! RAWR!
Hey there sweet thing.
You single? |
Tuggboat
Oneida Inc.
45
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Posted - 2013.11.16 03:28:00 -
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Sex must trump death lest the universe eventually lose the sparkle of life |
Chi Garu
Dos Dedos Inc
5
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Posted - 2013.11.16 04:02:00 -
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CCP Tallest.
/thread |
Mr Pragmatic
721
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Posted - 2013.11.16 07:41:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Girls are okay and I like them, but they're a bit icky Give me a cute Gallente guy, a chiselled Civire or a ripped Brutor guy any time! RAWR!
More female hoomans for me.
Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness. -á-Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling. |
Isis Dea
State Protectorate
Caldari State
372
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Posted - 2013.11.16 07:48:00 -
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I'm sorry but I think CCP Seagull and her innocent nature is just a mask for hiding a vicious dom persona. She's got to keep everyone in line after all.
CCP Seagull hands down. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
10043
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Posted - 2013.11.16 07:55:00 -
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It's Guard, the proof has been out there for years now - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvM7av1o1Q#t=33 - no idea even trying to outdo his awesomeness.
/c
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Lady Areola Fappington
New Order Logistics
CODE.
841
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Posted - 2013.11.16 08:04:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Girls are okay and I like them, but they're a bit icky Give me a cute Gallente guy, a chiselled Civire or a ripped Brutor guy any time! RAWR!
No respect for the bookish, shy Amarr scholar with a stunning body!
The risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built and we want to keep that (infact, this is much more representative of the consensus opinion within CCP). |
Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
319
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Posted - 2013.11.16 09:28:00 -
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CCP Seagull, duh.
But back in the day it was obviously CCP StevieSG
........yes, I still have a major crush on Stevie. |
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
Cosmic Consortium
4305
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Posted - 2013.11.16 11:02:00 -
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I LOLed IRL.
Day 0 advice for new players: Day 0 Advice for New Players |
Grey Stormshadow
Fistful of Finns
Bearf0rce One
1612
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Posted - 2013.11.16 11:27:00 -
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Well... counting out any possible mass rapists among their ranks we can safely say that nerds never get any chicks unless they use so called "renting service" where you hand out real life isk for 1 hour worth of girlfriend. This brings us to conclusion that the most chicks award goes to the one with most real life isk, which is probably the guy who is best @ scamming it from the company. So in another words after you find the one with most chicks you have perfectly valid reason to set his social status to "unemployed and all I got was this lousy std-collection".
Get |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2523
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Posted - 2013.11.16 11:40:00 -
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Someone must post the appropiate soundtrack...
As usual with Beau Georges, nothing in that song is what it looks like.
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
ElQuirko
Jester Syndicate
WHY so Seri0Us
2525
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Posted - 2013.11.16 13:41:00 -
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Grey Stormshadow wrote:Well... counting out any possible mass rapists among their ranks we can safely say that nerds never get any chicks unless they use so called "renting service" where you hand out real life isk for 1 hour worth of girlfriend. This brings us to conclusion that the most chicks award goes to the one with most real life isk, which is probably the guy who is best @ scamming it from the company. So in another words after you find the one with most chicks you have perfectly valid reason to set his social status to "unemployed and all I got was this lousy std-collection".
Something tells me you'd fit in perfectly at your ideal of CCP.
Dodixie > Hek |
Grey Stormshadow
Fistful of Finns
Bearf0rce One
1612
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Posted - 2013.11.16 15:55:00 -
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ElQuirko wrote:Grey Stormshadow wrote:Well... counting out any possible mass rapists among their ranks we can safely say that nerds never get any chicks unless they use so called "renting service" where you hand out real life isk for 1 hour worth of girlfriend. This brings us to conclusion that the most chicks award goes to the one with most real life isk, which is probably the guy who is best @ scamming it from the company. So in another words after you find the one with most chicks you have perfectly valid reason to set his social status to "unemployed and all I got was this lousy std-collection". Something tells me you'd fit in perfectly at your ideal of CCP.
Well... It is only matter of time when we all can buy and enjoy our own selection of AURum girls @ the privacy of our captain quarters. Carbon makes EvE real - imagination and healthy amount of mental problems brings it to life :)
Btw there is pony in here - if you can't see it, eat more combat boosters.
Get |
Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
698
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Posted - 2013.11.16 15:59:00 -
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I'm willing to bet that SocksFour and Guard can pretty much clean house at a crowded nightclub....
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |
Grey Stormshadow
Fistful of Finns
Bearf0rce One
1612
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Posted - 2013.11.16 16:04:00 -
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Jarod Garamonde wrote:I'm willing to bet that SocksFour and Guard can pretty much clean house at a crowded nightclub....
Perhaps... unfortunately the door does not open so there is no way to tell what happens behind it :)
Get |
Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
698
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Posted - 2013.11.16 16:31:00 -
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Grey Stormshadow wrote:Jarod Garamonde wrote:I'm willing to bet that SocksFour and Guard can pretty much clean house at a crowded nightclub.... Perhaps... unfortunately the door does not open so there is no way to tell what happens behind it :)
That's WHY the door doesn't open. We aren't MEANT to see.
Guard just isn't ready to have that talk with us.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |
OldWolf69
IR0N.
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
90
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Posted - 2013.11.16 16:48:00 -
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CCP Seagull gets most chicks, for shure. |
Saber1
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
33
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Posted - 2013.11.16 17:00:00 -
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I have to agree. CCP Seagull has the most mojo. |
dexington
Dexington Corporation
886
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Posted - 2013.11.17 12:02:00 -
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My guess would be macho man CCP Dolan.
I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous. |
Remissus Rinah
Associated Descendants of Eve
3
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Posted - 2013.11.17 12:10:00 -
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CCP Guard all the way. Dude's got serious charisma. And all his social skills have been trained to level V for ages.
~ Remissus |
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