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Jason Acharu
The Loathsome Lions
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:23:00 -
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Pepper Solette wrote:Dread Scar wrote: Right before an 8 month pregnant Genghis Khan invades France riding a 3 legged goat wearing a traffic cone on his head.
I'm sitting here trying to visualize this......
Cant stop Laughing |
1Of9
Body Count Inc.
Pandemic Legion
101
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:23:00 -
[542] - Quote
Hope ccp compensate the lost time ... skill queues not running is everything but funny |
ButtFungus
SOONWAFFE
11
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:23:00 -
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Zh'Khraag wrote:CCP, you need to upgrade to faction hamsters immediately. Here is the problem : Regular HamsterNow note the Faction Green Hamster system : Faction Hamsters Note how the hamsters in the faction system are able to take turns running full speed, keeping full power while not crashing the system. Please upgrade as soon as possible. Think of the hamsters...
^^^ THIS
It's a virtual prison |
Mordrake Black
Dark-Rising
Executive Outcomes
1
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:24:00 -
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so will we get to play eve today ?
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PSYnapSYS
Shirak SkunkWorks
1
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:24:00 -
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Rivers of Stardust wrote:Hour Three
Well past the second hour now, I find my breathing is hard, rasping, it's difficult to get a full breathe. My palms are sweaty and hands are shaking. I look in the mirror and don't recognize myself, while I wonder where this stack of empty pizza boxes came from.
I fear the withdrawal will become worse, and for the first time, I consider jumping out of the airlock, if I could just find it.
be brave, be strong, we are with you! |
Remiel Pollard
Shockwave Innovations
Surely You're Joking
2037
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:24:00 -
[546] - Quote
Backlash Asturien wrote:CCP Gargant wrote:The original post has been updated to clarify the situation and the expected duration of the downtime. OK i know you have problems....IS USUAL...a GOOD COMPENSATION IN ISK/SKILL POINT will be USUAL too.
As usual?
lol
Get out.
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Sin Do Stareine
Spartan Guard
0
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:24:00 -
[547] - Quote
I was here |
Tostatius Shepard
De perdidos al rio
DARKNESS.
1
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:24:00 -
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Pow Tissant wrote:CCP Gargant wrote:Tranquility is currently down for emergency maintenance. It is estimated to come back up at 18:00 UTC.
Due to power issues that caused the server to experience problems earlier today, we did an emergency restart of the server to set things right. TQ went down at 14:50 UTC and came back up at 15:31 UTC.
However, it is again experiencing significant issues so another emergency reboot of TQ is necessary. We expect the downtime to last until 18:00 UTC.
We will update this thread as we have more information.
UPDATE 16:30 UTC: After investigating, our operations team has determined that the cause of the issue is hardware related. We must extend the emergency downtime by one and a half hour, to 18:00 UTC due to this. "The problem seems to be Hardware related" I'm sure they meant to say Hamster related.
I demand a Hamster's capsuleer race for this and the future inconvenience.
The HAMSTER EMPIRE... Wow... That sounds really great. |
Luca Lure
Obertura
16
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:25:00 -
[549] - Quote
CCP made real time into Time Dilation. That is real programming! |
Alvatore DiMarco
Capricious Endeavours Ltd
CAStabouts
1291
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:25:00 -
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Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:Scarlet Giri wrote:W Rush wrote:Did the gerbil get off the wheel that powers the server? Actually CCP Gargant admitted to eating the Hamsters that powered the main part of Eve...... Wouldn't the main servers need guinea pigs for a bit more grunt?
I feel like there's a pun in this post... |
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Soulweave
iFly Holdings
Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere
3
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:25:00 -
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HTC NecoSino wrote:*reading page 18 of 19*
Clicks next, last, page.
Current page: 19 of 25
!!
*write post on page 26*
Gets posted on page 27.
This is the thread that you can read indefinitely without ever reaching the end!
happened to me awhile ago too.
sure as hell enjoying having a beer while i just need to hit Refresh... |
Icedaddy
The Galactic Collective
Sovereign Technologies
0
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:25:00 -
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disasteur wrote:Icedaddy wrote:Hello CCP,
Dose TQ Cluster not sit on a UPS of at least 20 kVA for back up?
Or something capable of holding load for ~2 hours...
Hope things get rolling soon.
Best regards,
Hobbz. where do u think the hamsters are for?
Hamster = Compute power :) |
SibSpi
Buggers' Advanced Interstellar Transport
6
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:25:00 -
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L0rdF1end wrote:While the server is down perhaps some of you could take a bath?
Cook some actual non microwaveable dinner?
Call your Mother?
Feed the dog/baby/hamster?
Luckily I'm stuck in the office with nothing better to do than read nerd rampage :)
I regularly bake pies, muffins, breads, cook various dishes on the stove top/over a fire.
I live with my mom at ~27 years of age.
I feed my two cats regularly as well as change their water. I also currently take care of two geese and their brood of 6 goslings that hatched about a week and a half ago.
The sun is setting, I've just gotten home from shopping, have spent half the day outside of my 37c loft room to avoid the heat rather than wasting electricity on using the aircon, and instead spent that time doing work in the comparatively cool garden.
Tomorrow, my mom and I are visiting my dying Alzheimer afflicted grandmother, which involves several hours of driving back and forth in what's bound to be extremely hot and humid weather.
I'd have appreciated being able to play some EVE right about now, though
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Anaxis Muntaine
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:25:00 -
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A stanger was just giving me 100 billion ISK when the servers crashed. I expect to be reimbursed by CCP. All I had to do was send him 50 billion ISK and he said he'd double my money. I was just sitting there in Jita local, and they guy offered - totally too sweet a deal to pass up. When I agreed in local, like 100 more people offered, and I accepted. Man, people in EVE are soooo nice!!!  |
Aleria Albus
Coalition Of Organised Pilots
0
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:25:00 -
[555] - Quote
Mortis Aguila wrote:I'm sure the townsfolk will come with torches and pitchforks to burn me alive, but maybe the native English-speaking player-base can use this downtime productively by improving their spelling and grammar skills. Blasphemy, I know ... I know.
there/their/they're
lose/loose
could've (short for could have), not "could of" FFS ... This one actually causes kittens to be killed, people!
then/than ... no, wait. THIS is the one that gets kittens killed.
Yes Master.... |
Dredastttarm
Stay Frosty.
8
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:26:00 -
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Akaraman wrote:http://clip2net.com/s/1xacg
YES WE DO !
Such militia...
Very naked...
Wow Gallente...
I make YouTube videos and so on... Watch me do silly things here:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Internetzspacezshipz? |
Barbarrossa Buchner
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:26:00 -
[557] - Quote
Sad to think here I sit at work on my laptop...
and actually have to work now.
unbelievable
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Txus DeCuirius
Licentia Ex Vereor
Black Core Alliance
0
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:26:00 -
[558] - Quote
Well due to this down time i cant do my PI before work, lovely  |
Remiel Pollard
Shockwave Innovations
Surely You're Joking
2037
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:26:00 -
[559] - Quote
1Of9 wrote:Hope ccp compensate the lost time ... skill queues not running is everything but funny
HAHAHA!!
It's been two hours.... and you didn't already have an updated 24hr+ skill queue?
Sorry, but that is definitely funny.
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Tabra Penken
Nexus Incorporated
18
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:26:00 -
[560] - Quote
you know you whiners could take this time to go upstairs and tell your mom thank you for letting you stay in her basement and providing you with internet and electricity to play EvE |
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Codename Ice
TAWD Research and Building Corporation
0
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:26:00 -
[561] - Quote
KIller Wabbit wrote:Simply: ACK!
want some icecream  ?   |
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Hello-There
22
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:26:00 -
[562] - Quote
Hands up who wants the next toroidal station built in EVE to look like a giant hamster wheel... |
Maximus Aerelius
PROPHET OF ENIGMA
1026
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:26:00 -
[563] - Quote
Akaraman wrote:http://clip2net.com/s/1xacg
YES WE DO !
But you can't spell 'Bicycle' though...and WTF is with that picture...I demand a brain wipe
Fast Character Switching "XP Stylee"
Undocking - More Routes Out of Station
Here's my tear jar > |_| < Fill 'er up! |
Celesty'a
Natural born trader
0
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:26:00 -
[564] - Quote
Where is our game time! I want hours refunded |
Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
246
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:27:00 -
[565] - Quote
Think I'm going to ragequit till the servers are back up.
Then I will log in again, smiling, pretending I never quit in the first place....
Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format.
Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
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Lorraine Fontenot
Zeura Brotherhood
3
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:27:00 -
[566] - Quote
Guess I have time to put up the Christmas decorations : ) |
cowboy jedi
Infinite Improbability Drive
0
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:27:00 -
[567] - Quote
this is just ridiculous.. i work swing shift and the server has been down more than up since i got home. What if anything will we get for this? I sure could use a free character transfer.
get this thing fired up |
Awkens Ryder
Federation Navy 3rd Fleet
V0RTEX.
1
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:27:00 -
[568] - Quote
Devotion to the duty that servers require include and is not restricted to:
Devotion to Duty |
Eko Fromtv
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
85
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:28:00 -
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Celesty'a wrote:Where is our game time! I want hours refunded
DENIED
(Ice) Miner for life. |
Maximus Aerelius
PROPHET OF ENIGMA
1026
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:28:00 -
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ButtFungus wrote:Zh'Khraag wrote:CCP, you need to upgrade to faction hamsters immediately. Here is the problem : Regular HamsterNow note the Faction Green Hamster system : Faction Hamsters Note how the hamsters in the faction system are able to take turns running full speed, keeping full power while not crashing the system. Please upgrade as soon as possible. Think of the hamsters... ^^^ THIS
^^^ Oh so much that! ROFL in the office...not good!
Fast Character Switching "XP Stylee"
Undocking - More Routes Out of Station
Here's my tear jar > |_| < Fill 'er up! |
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