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DeMichael Crimson Republic University Minmatar Republic 19639	Posted - 2014.01.15 11:24:00 - [1] - Quote Some time ago the topic of Eve Rules was being discussed and after a while came up with these 10 Rules of Eve. Quote: The 10 Rules of Eve 1st Rule of Eve = Never trust anyone. 2nd Rule of Eve = It's always a trap. 3rd Rule of Eve = If it sounds too good to be true, refer to Rule 1 and 2. 4th Rule of Eve = Don't fly what you can't replace. 5th Rule of Eve = The only safe place is in station. 6th Rule of Eve = Undock from station is consent for PvP. 7th Rule of Eve = When in doubt, refer to Rule 4, 5 and 6. 8th Rule of Eve = There is no correct way to play. 9th Rule of Eve = Conversation gains Information. 10th Rule of Eve = To correctly play Eve, refer to Rule 8 and 9. Just wondering if everyone was pretty much in agreement with those. I'm sure there's a few more Cardinal Rules that can be added to the list. At least enough to make it The 13 Rules of Eve. Of course more would be better. Food for thought. As you can plainly see, after a couple of rules are stated there's another rule which refers back to the previous rules. That should be included with any new rule group, for example : 11th Rule of Eve = The Forums are Eve too. 12th Rule of Eve = Only alt characters post in the forums. 13th Rule of Eve = To win Eve, refer to Rule 11 and 12. Anyway, just post some more basic rules to this thread and if everyone agrees, I'll add them to the existing list. DMC
Alduin666 Shikkoken Unholy Knights of Cthulhu Test Alliance Please Ignore 374	Posted - 2014.01.15 11:26:00 - [2] - Quote DeMichael Crimson wrote: 12. Only alt characters post in the forums. Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead. Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager
Captain Ravanor Eistiras Planet Crackers Inc 4	Posted - 2014.01.15 11:28:00 - [3] - Quote The first rule about EvE is you dont talk about EvE the second rule about EvE is you dont talk about EvE i cant tell you the rest of the rules as im bound by the first two rules not to talk about it oh wait........ damn
DeMichael Crimson Republic University Minmatar Republic 19639	Posted - 2014.01.15 11:31:00 - [4] - Quote Well, that was just an example. Also it doesn't have to be super serious either. Just more or less be generally accepted. DMC
Captain Ravanor Eistiras Planet Crackers Inc 4	Posted - 2014.01.15 11:35:00 - [5] - Quote DeMichael Crimson wrote: Well, that was just an example. Also it doesn't have to be super serious either. Just more or less be generally accepted. DMC yea i wish i'd read them rules before i started lol man i miss my navy drake

Chribba Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire 10873	Posted - 2014.01.15 11:35:00 - [6] - Quote Rule 99: All the previous rules are not to be taken seriously. Rule 100: You just lost your life. /c GÿàGÿàGÿà Secure 3rd party service GÿàGÿàGÿà Visit my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar' Twitter @Chribba

Sid Crash 83	Posted - 2014.01.15 11:44:00 - [7] - Quote Rule 5 and 6 are actually wrong. You can still lose your stuff while being docked. - someone can destroy your POS - you can be tricked into a margin trading scam (or any other scam) - a corp member can steal corp assets from hangars So rule 5 doesn't actually exist and rule 6 should be changed to "when you decide to start playing EVE".
James Amril-Kesh 4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation 8423	Posted - 2014.01.15 11:44:00 - [8] - Quote Chribba wrote: Rule 99: All the previous rules are not to be taken seriously. This is the only rule I care to abide by. My EVE Videos
James Amril-Kesh 4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation 8423	Posted - 2014.01.15 11:45:00 - [9] - Quote Also, what's wrong with flying what you can't afford to replace if you don't intend to replace it? My EVE Videos
Nerath Naaris Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy 758	Posted - 2014.01.15 12:09:00 - [10] - Quote Rules... Forum-unbanned since 2011.10.20. Need to advertise your Corp or service? Look no further, this space is now for rent!

Ramona McCandless Epic Boo Bees 2297	Posted - 2014.01.15 12:14:00 - [11] - Quote 1) There are no rules 2) Apart from the EULA 3) Dont talk about EvEclub * Vote MTU For CSM * "They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." --áPontianak Sythaeryn Omnis nomiom nom nom nomi
Lugalbandak Anunnaku Warfare Corp. 408	Posted - 2014.01.15 12:33:00 - [12] - Quote rule #0 , its just a game. The police horse is the only animal in the world that haz his male genitals on his back
Sebastor Cane The Outlet 159	Posted - 2014.01.15 12:50:00 - [13] - Quote There are no rules to EVE unless it affects CCPs bottom line (quoted for truth)
Robert StarHobo Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 0	Posted - 2014.01.15 12:51:00 - [14] - Quote Quote: 4th Rule Of Eve = Don't fly what you can't replace. In correct form: Dont undock anything you're not willing to lose. Also, thats not 4th, its the 1st and the only rule. btw, the part about only alts posting, not true, totaly not. Have a great day o/ Robert S. Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
Hevymetal POT Corp Semper Ardens Alliance 198	Posted - 2014.01.15 12:53:00 - [15] - Quote Rule #14 Goons are Grrrrr Rule #15 If you think you can't win a battle, force the node into TiDi. If that doesn't work, release all your drones, log out then back in. If the node goes down, noone loses. Rule #16 When entering Jita, minimize local and forget about it. Rule #17 In Eve there is no such thing as a "fair" fight
Jenn aSide STK Scientific Initiative Mercenaries 4318	Posted - 2014.01.15 13:19:00 - [16] - Quote 101, In EVE, rules are mostly "Guidelines".

CCP Falcon 5670	Posted - 2014.01.15 13:19:00 - [17] - Quote DeMichael Crimson wrote: 5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station. This isn't true at all! This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters! Not safe at all, nu-huh! CCP Falcon -á \|\| -á EVE Community Manager -á \|\| -á EVE Illuminati @CCP_Falcon -á \|\| -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents

Sentient Blade Crisis Atmosphere 1168	Posted - 2014.01.15 13:30:00 - [18] - Quote How did you get this cute Caldari guy into your captains quarters when the door doesn't open...? zomgplothole
Snagletooth Johnson Snagle Material Services CAStabouts 68	Posted - 2014.01.15 13:35:00 - [19] - Quote Sentient Blade wrote: How did you get this cute Caldari guy into your captains quarters when the door doesn't open...? zomgplothole With whipped creme and peanut butter, silly.

CCP Falcon 5673	Posted - 2014.01.15 14:09:00 - [20] - Quote Sentient Blade wrote: How did you get this cute Caldari guy into your captains quarters when the door doesn't open...? zomgplothole He climbed up onto my balcony! It was so romantic! swoon CCP Falcon -á \|\| -á EVE Community Manager -á \|\| -á EVE Illuminati @CCP_Falcon -á \|\| -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents


I Love Boobies All Hail Boobies 975	Posted - 2014.01.15 14:13:00 - [21] - Quote CCP Falcon wrote: DeMichael Crimson wrote: 5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station. This isn't true at all! This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters! Not safe at all, nu-huh! Thought EVE was PG-13? This has me blushing.

CCP Falcon 5675	Posted - 2014.01.15 14:27:00 - [22] - Quote I Love Boobies wrote: CCP Falcon wrote: DeMichael Crimson wrote: 5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station. This isn't true at all! This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters! Not safe at all, nu-huh! Thought EVE was PG-13? This has me blushing. I blushed too when I got the cleanup bill from station services! CCP Falcon -á \|\| -á EVE Community Manager -á \|\| -á EVE Illuminati @CCP_Falcon -á \|\| -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents

Scott VonCleif Atinolus Protectorate 0	Posted - 2014.01.15 14:46:00 - [23] - Quote falcon, your terrible -Scott VonCleif CEO Atinolus Protectorate
Melvin Coulter Tactical Munitions Sev3rance 242	Posted - 2014.01.15 14:50:00 - [24] - Quote so many things wrong with you falcon. so many that we enjoy! Move along!
Nicen Jehr Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective 322	Posted - 2014.01.15 14:55:00 - [25] - Quote riight, a self proclaimed member of the EVE Illuminati just happened to stop by jita 4-4 to 'buy a microwarpdrive' edit: Rule 14 - Lists must be in tabular format preferably in their own window Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á\| My Little Things posts
Bi-Mi Lansatha RillaCorp The Kadeshi 280	Posted - 2014.01.15 14:56:00 - [26] - Quote DeMichael Crimson wrote: 1st Rule Of Eve = Never trust anyone. The first rule is somewhat paradoxical. If you trust some other players, by joining a Corp to PvP, PvE, mine, or whatever,... you open a whole new door to the game. Never trusting is the safest way to play, but the safest way isn't always the most fun. IMO
Omar Alharazaad ZomCom 161	Posted - 2014.01.15 15:02:00 - [27] - Quote I do think #1 and #4 should be switched. Aside from that, I'm glad I read this when I got home... now only the cats are looking me like I've gone mad due to the cackling.
Jenn aSide STK Scientific Initiative Mercenaries 4318	Posted - 2014.01.15 15:19:00 - [28] - Quote CCP Falcon wrote: Sentient Blade wrote: How did you get this cute Caldari guy into your captains quarters when the door doesn't open...? zomgplothole He climbed up onto my balcony! It was so romantic! swoon And being employed by CCP i bet you developed an instant urge to nerf both balconies and swooning..... zing
Aurora Fatalis Blacklight Recon 52	Posted - 2014.01.15 15:22:00 - [29] - Quote 1. Don't fly what you can't afford to replace. 2. Don't trust anyone. 3. Don't trust anyone. 4. Don't trust anyone. 5. Don't trust anyone. 6. Don't trust anyone. 7. Don't trust anyone. 8. Don't trust anyone. 9. Don't trust anyone. 10. Trust Aurora Fatalis.
Maruk Ihnati V I R I I Ineluctable. 15	Posted - 2014.01.15 15:32:00 - [30] - Quote Quote: The 10 Rules of Eve 4th Rule Of Eve = Don't fly what you can't replace. With the current value of isk vs what it was generally worth say in 2008, I consider this outdated and It should simply be changed to: 4th Rule Of Eve = Don't fly. Reason is, your ship and isk can always be replaced, while your E-Peen cannot.



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