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DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
19639
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Posted - 2014.01.15 11:24:00 -
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Some time ago the topic of Eve Rules was being discussed and after a while came up with these 10 Rules of Eve.
Quote:The 10 Rules of Eve
1st Rule of Eve = Never trust anyone.
2nd Rule of Eve = It's always a trap.
3rd Rule of Eve = If it sounds too good to be true, refer to Rule 1 and 2.
4th Rule of Eve = Don't fly what you can't replace.
5th Rule of Eve = The only safe place is in station.
6th Rule of Eve = Undock from station is consent for PvP.
7th Rule of Eve = When in doubt, refer to Rule 4, 5 and 6.
8th Rule of Eve = There is no correct way to play.
9th Rule of Eve = Conversation gains Information.
10th Rule of Eve = To correctly play Eve, refer to Rule 8 and 9.
Just wondering if everyone was pretty much in agreement with those. I'm sure there's a few more Cardinal Rules that can be added to the list. At least enough to make it The 13 Rules of Eve. Of course more would be better.
Food for thought. As you can plainly see, after a couple of rules are stated there's another rule which refers back to the previous rules. That should be included with any new rule group, for example :
11th Rule of Eve = The Forums are Eve too. 12th Rule of Eve = Only alt characters post in the forums. 13th Rule of Eve = To win Eve, refer to Rule 11 and 12.
Anyway, just post some more basic rules to this thread and if everyone agrees, I'll add them to the existing list.
DMC |
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Unholy Knights of Cthulhu Test Alliance Please Ignore
374
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Posted - 2014.01.15 11:26:00 -
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DeMichael Crimson wrote:12. Only alt characters post in the forums.
Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead.
Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager |
Captain Ravanor Eistiras
Planet Crackers Inc
4
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Posted - 2014.01.15 11:28:00 -
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The first rule about EvE is you dont talk about EvE the second rule about EvE is you dont talk about EvE i cant tell you the rest of the rules as im bound by the first two rules not to talk about it oh wait........ damn |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
19639
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Posted - 2014.01.15 11:31:00 -
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Well, that was just an example. Also it doesn't have to be super serious either. Just more or less be generally accepted.
DMC |
Captain Ravanor Eistiras
Planet Crackers Inc
4
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Posted - 2014.01.15 11:35:00 -
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DeMichael Crimson wrote:Well, that was just an example. Also it doesn't have to be super serious either. Just more or less be generally accepted.
DMC yea i wish i'd read them rules before i started lol man i miss my navy drake |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
10873
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Posted - 2014.01.15 11:35:00 -
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Rule 99: All the previous rules are not to be taken seriously. Rule 100: You just lost your life.
/c
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Sid Crash
83
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Posted - 2014.01.15 11:44:00 -
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Rule 5 and 6 are actually wrong. You can still lose your stuff while being docked.
- someone can destroy your POS - you can be tricked into a margin trading scam (or any other scam) - a corp member can steal corp assets from hangars
So rule 5 doesn't actually exist and rule 6 should be changed to "when you decide to start playing EVE". |
James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
8423
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Posted - 2014.01.15 11:44:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Rule 99: All the previous rules are not to be taken seriously. This is the only rule I care to abide by. My EVE Videos |
James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
8423
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Posted - 2014.01.15 11:45:00 -
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Also, what's wrong with flying what you can't afford to replace if you don't intend to replace it? My EVE Videos |
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
758
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Posted - 2014.01.15 12:09:00 -
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Rules... Forum-unbanned since 2011.10.20.
Need to advertise your Corp or service? Look no further, this space is now for rent!
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Ramona McCandless
Epic Boo Bees
2297
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Posted - 2014.01.15 12:14:00 -
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1) There are no rules
2) Apart from the EULA
3) Dont talk about EvEclub *** Vote MTU For CSM *** "They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." --áPontianak Sythaeryn Omnis nomiom nom nom nomi |
Lugalbandak
Anunnaku Warfare Corp.
408
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Posted - 2014.01.15 12:33:00 -
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rule #0 , its just a game. The police horse is the only animal in the world that haz his male genitals on his back |
Sebastor Cane
The Outlet
159
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Posted - 2014.01.15 12:50:00 -
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There are no rules to EVE unless it affects CCPs bottom line (quoted for truth) |
Robert StarHobo
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.01.15 12:51:00 -
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Quote:
4th Rule Of Eve = Don't fly what you can't replace.
In correct form: Dont undock anything you're not willing to lose. Also, thats not 4th, its the 1st and the only rule.
btw, the part about only alts posting, not true, totaly not.
Have a great day o/
Robert S. Science and Trade Institute Caldari State |
Hevymetal
POT Corp Semper Ardens Alliance
198
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Posted - 2014.01.15 12:53:00 -
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Rule #14 Goons are Grrrrr Rule #15 If you think you can't win a battle, force the node into TiDi. If that doesn't work, release all your drones, log out then back in. If the node goes down, noone loses. Rule #16 When entering Jita, minimize local and forget about it. Rule #17 In Eve there is no such thing as a "fair" fight
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Jenn aSide
STK Scientific Initiative Mercenaries
4318
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Posted - 2014.01.15 13:19:00 -
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101, In EVE, rules are mostly "Guidelines". |
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CCP Falcon
5670
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Posted - 2014.01.15 13:19:00 -
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DeMichael Crimson wrote:
5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.
This isn't true at all!
This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters!
Not safe at all, nu-huh!
CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Manager -á || -á EVE Illuminati
@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents |
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Sentient Blade
Crisis Atmosphere
1168
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Posted - 2014.01.15 13:30:00 -
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How did you get this cute Caldari guy into your captains quarters when the door doesn't open...? *zomgplothole* |
Snagletooth Johnson
Snagle Material Services CAStabouts
68
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Posted - 2014.01.15 13:35:00 -
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Sentient Blade wrote:How did you get this cute Caldari guy into your captains quarters when the door doesn't open...? *zomgplothole* With whipped creme and peanut butter, silly. |
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CCP Falcon
5673
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Posted - 2014.01.15 14:09:00 -
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Sentient Blade wrote:How did you get this cute Caldari guy into your captains quarters when the door doesn't open...? *zomgplothole*
He climbed up onto my balcony! It was so romantic!
*swoon* CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Manager -á || -á EVE Illuminati
@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents |
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I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
975
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Posted - 2014.01.15 14:13:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:DeMichael Crimson wrote:
5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.
This isn't true at all! This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters! Not safe at all, nu-huh!
Thought EVE was PG-13? This has me blushing. |
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CCP Falcon
5675
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Posted - 2014.01.15 14:27:00 -
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I Love Boobies wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:DeMichael Crimson wrote:
5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.
This isn't true at all! This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters! Not safe at all, nu-huh! Thought EVE was PG-13? This has me blushing.
I blushed too when I got the cleanup bill from station services!
CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Manager -á || -á EVE Illuminati
@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents |
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Scott VonCleif
Atinolus Protectorate
0
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Posted - 2014.01.15 14:46:00 -
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falcon, your terrible -Scott VonCleif CEO Atinolus Protectorate |
Melvin Coulter
Tactical Munitions Sev3rance
242
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Posted - 2014.01.15 14:50:00 -
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so many things wrong with you falcon. so many that we enjoy!
Move along! |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
322
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Posted - 2014.01.15 14:55:00 -
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riight, a self proclaimed member of the EVE Illuminati just happened to stop by jita 4-4 to 'buy a microwarpdrive'
edit: Rule 14 - Lists must be in tabular format preferably in their own window Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
Bi-Mi Lansatha
RillaCorp The Kadeshi
280
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Posted - 2014.01.15 14:56:00 -
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DeMichael Crimson wrote: 1st Rule Of Eve = Never trust anyone.
The first rule is somewhat paradoxical. If you trust some other players, by joining a Corp to PvP, PvE, mine, or whatever,... you open a whole new door to the game.
Never trusting is the safest way to play, but the safest way isn't always the most fun. IMO |
Omar Alharazaad
ZomCom
161
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Posted - 2014.01.15 15:02:00 -
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I do think #1 and #4 should be switched. Aside from that, I'm glad I read this when I got home... now only the cats are looking me like I've gone mad due to the cackling. |
Jenn aSide
STK Scientific Initiative Mercenaries
4318
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Posted - 2014.01.15 15:19:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Sentient Blade wrote:How did you get this cute Caldari guy into your captains quarters when the door doesn't open...? *zomgplothole* He climbed up onto my balcony! It was so romantic! *swoon*
And being employed by CCP i bet you developed an instant urge to nerf both balconies and swooning.....
zing
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Aurora Fatalis
Blacklight Recon
52
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Posted - 2014.01.15 15:22:00 -
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1. Don't fly what you can't afford to replace. 2. Don't trust anyone. 3. Don't trust anyone. 4. Don't trust anyone. 5. Don't trust anyone. 6. Don't trust anyone. 7. Don't trust anyone. 8. Don't trust anyone. 9. Don't trust anyone. 10. Trust Aurora Fatalis. |
Maruk Ihnati
V I R I I Ineluctable.
15
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Posted - 2014.01.15 15:32:00 -
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Quote:The 10 Rules of Eve 4th Rule Of Eve = Don't fly what you can't replace.
With the current value of isk vs what it was generally worth say in 2008, I consider this outdated and It should simply be changed to:
4th Rule Of Eve = Don't fly.
Reason is, your ship and isk can always be replaced, while your E-Peen cannot. |
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Angelica Dreamstar
Epic Boo Bees
169
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Posted - 2014.01.15 15:40:00 -
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*takes list*
Searching for "CCP FALCON",8,1
READY.
*scratches name* ... *marks* Gay
*sighs* too bad... Create a new, pretty, female character! Make the name count! Join the epic boo bees! (RP,PvE/PvP,wardecs,new players!) You're at it from day 0! |
Etria Issen
Imperial Varista
16
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Posted - 2014.01.15 15:43:00 -
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Please, everyone knows you can trust Chibbra. Also me. Especially if you wanna give away stuff.
Also Falcon's avatar makes me think of the red-headed mohawk guy from Nudist Beach. |
Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
849
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Posted - 2014.01.15 15:47:00 -
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Rule 34: War is good for business
Rule 35: Peace is good for business Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |
Victor Andall
Complexes and Abaddons
3
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Posted - 2014.01.15 15:51:00 -
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Debora Tsung wrote:Rule 34: War is good for business
I think Rule 34 is the stick figure with a ***** made out of mobile depots outside of Jita. |
James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
8443
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Posted - 2014.01.15 16:21:00 -
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Bi-Mi Lansatha wrote:DeMichael Crimson wrote: 1st Rule Of Eve = Never trust anyone.
The first rule is somewhat paradoxical. If you trust some other players, by joining a Corp to PvP, PvE, mine, or whatever,... you open a whole new door to the game. Never trusting is the safest way to play, but the safest way isn't always the most fun. IMO Not trusting makes things safe. Trusting makes things interesting. My EVE Videos |
Bael Malefic
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2014.01.15 16:41:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:
He climbed up onto my balcony! It was so romantic!
*swoon*
What is this thing "romance" you speak of? Please, tell us.
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halokitty
My Wormhole Hurts
0
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Posted - 2014.01.15 16:44:00 -
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Angelica Dreamstar wrote:*takes list*
Searching for "CCP FALCON",8,1
READY.
*scratches name* ... *marks* Gay
*sighs* too bad...
Wait what?!? EVE can be played on a C64?
Load "EVE",8,1.......
Rule # 69: "The addiction of EVE is stronger then your spouse. Transfer your toon and move your stuff to an alt, he/she may take half of that too... or just recycle his/her half of your account."
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Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Academy The ROC
2095
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Posted - 2014.01.15 16:53:00 -
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One of those rules should be Cardio. Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |
NEONOVUS
Diabolically Sexy Eureka-Secret Science R Us
788
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Posted - 2014.01.15 17:49:00 -
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Aurora Fatalis wrote:1. Don't fly what you can't afford to replace. 2. Don't trust anyone. 3. Don't trust anyone. 4. Don't trust anyone. 5. Don't trust anyone. 6. Don't trust anyone. 7. Don't trust anyone. 8. Don't trust anyone. 9. Don't trust anyone. 10. Trust Aurora Fatalis. Every time I trust you, I have to check that certain parts of the universe are functioning correctly. |
Malcolm Shinhwa
Bad Touches
1034
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Posted - 2014.01.15 17:54:00 -
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Sentient Blade wrote:How did you get this cute Caldari guy into your captains quarters when the door doesn't open...? *zomgplothole*
devhacks I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose. |
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Seven Koskanaiken
Sons Of Saints Circle-Of-Two
713
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Posted - 2014.01.15 18:01:00 -
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I Love Boobies wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:DeMichael Crimson wrote:
5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.
This isn't true at all! This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters! Not safe at all, nu-huh! Thought EVE was PG-13? This has me blushing.
What's so bad about two guys wanting to do some baking together.....
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Etria Issen
Imperial Varista
17
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Posted - 2014.01.15 18:03:00 -
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Seven Koskanaiken wrote:I Love Boobies wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:DeMichael Crimson wrote:
5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.
This isn't true at all! This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters! Not safe at all, nu-huh! Thought EVE was PG-13? This has me blushing. What's so bad about two guys wanting to do some baking together.....
Too bad they didn't get Cooking to V first though, seems they messed it up. |
Makoto Priano
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
5705
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Posted - 2014.01.15 18:35:00 -
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I've got cooking to V, but I'm still working on a lot of my specializations, like Light Sauce Specialization, which I got to II before I had to work on Medium Sauce Specialization for some CTAs. Let me tell you-- doctrines are a pain, but you don't want to be the guy flying a run-of-the-mill brown sauce when the fleet needs a chanterelle cream sauce. Priano Trans-Stellar: elegant solutions for the State's needs |
James Nikolas Tesla
Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION
12
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Posted - 2014.01.15 20:29:00 -
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I disagree with rule 12 I am an AFK miner, don't like it? Try to gank me, odds are I am already aligned and not that far from my keyboard. |
Tollen Gallen
Xionworld
5107
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Posted - 2014.01.15 20:37:00 -
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I like Bacon. Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Carmen Electra - You are also on my block list. |
Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
1751
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Posted - 2014.01.15 20:41:00 -
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DeMichael Crimson wrote:Some time ago the topic of Eve Rules was being discussed and after a while came up with these 10 Rules of Eve. Quote:The 10 Rules of Eve
1st Rule Of Eve = Never trust anyone.
2nd Rule Of Eve = It's always a trap.
3rd Rule Of Eve = If it sounds too good to be true, refer to Rule 1 and 2.
4th Rule Of Eve = Don't fly what you can't replace.
5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.
6th Rule Of Eve = Undock from station is consent for PvP.
7th Rule Of Eve = When in doubt, refer to Rule 4, 5 and 6.
8th Rule Of Eve = There is no correct way to play.
9th Rule Of Eve = Conversation gains Information.
10th Rule Of Eve = To correctly play Eve, refer to Rule 8 and 9. Just wondering if everyone was pretty much in agreement with those. I'm sure there's a few more Cardinal Rules that can be added to the list. At least enough to make it The 13 Rules of Eve. Of course more would be better. Food for thought. As you can plainly see, after a couple of rules are stated there's another rule which refers back to the previous rules. That should be included with any new rule group, for example : 11th Rule Of Eve = The Forums are Eve too. 12th Rule Of Eve = Only alt characters post in the forums. 13th Rule Of Eve = To win Eve, refer to Rule 11 and 12. Anyway, just post some more basic rules to this thread and if everyone agrees they can be added to the existing list. DMC
First rule of EVE: Don't trust anyone in-game unless you are sleeping with them in real life Second rule of EVE: Even then, they might only be screwing you to screw you. Third rule of EVE: Stations are safe from spaceship PVP but are not safe from PVP in general. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. EVE's golden rule: Never trust anyone in-game unless you are sleeping with them in real life. Even then, they may only be screwing you to screw you. |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
2188
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Posted - 2014.01.15 20:59:00 -
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If everyone followed Rule #8 then there would be an 80% reduction in all forum traffic. Nullsec in a Nutshell: http://nedroid.com/comics/2006-08-24-2155-arrrdino.gif |
Eram Fidard
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
685
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Posted - 2014.01.15 21:01:00 -
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5. a) Safety is a Relative Term Poster is not to be held responsible for damages to keyboards and/or noses caused by hot beverages. |
Snagletooth Johnson
Snagle Material Services CAStabouts
73
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Posted - 2014.01.15 21:59:00 -
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Rule #1: Don't talk about mining in Mining Chat Rule #2: Rule #1 forbids me from talking about rule #2. |
Sabriz Adoudel
Mission BLITZ
1752
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Posted - 2014.01.15 22:34:00 -
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Snagletooth Johnson wrote:Rule #1: Don't talk about mining in Mining Chat Rule #2: Rule #1 forbids me from talking about rule #2.
Mining chat? Isn't that just a channel for finding people to practice locator agent use upon? https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=238931 - an idea for a new form of hybrid PVE/PVP content. EVE's golden rule: Never trust anyone in-game unless you are sleeping with them in real life. Even then, they may only be screwing you to screw you. |
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
9236
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Posted - 2014.01.16 01:15:00 -
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Rule 200: Any besmerchment of the name Bacon shall be just cause for account termination.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
KnowUsByTheDead
Old Seers Of Arbitrary Stimulation
933
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Posted - 2014.01.16 01:28:00 -
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I, sir, disagree with rule 12. I post with my main.
Or one of 'em at least.
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á |
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
2408
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Posted - 2014.01.16 03:21:00 -
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I think the 5th rule needs to be amended. Oh god. |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
19660
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Posted - 2014.01.16 04:37:00 -
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Riot Girl wrote:I think the 5th rule needs to be amended. To what, AFK Cloaker?
DMC |
Captain Stupid
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
77
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Posted - 2014.01.16 12:15:00 -
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halokitty wrote:Angelica Dreamstar wrote:*takes list*
Searching for "CCP FALCON",8,1
READY.
*scratches name* ... *marks* Gay
*sighs* too bad... Wait what?!? EVE can be played on a C64? Load "EVE",8,1.......
Glad it wasn't just me got that and consequently showed my age
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
18912
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Posted - 2014.01.16 12:32:00 -
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Captain Stupid wrote:halokitty wrote:Wait what?!? EVE can be played on a C64?
Load "EVE",8,1....... Glad it wasn't just me got that and consequently showed my age Pff. Youngsters with their fancy discomodrives.
LOAD "",7 or GTFO.
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: newbie skill plan 2.0. |
Omar Alharazaad
ZomCom
162
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Posted - 2014.01.16 13:17:00 -
[57] - Quote
Patience is a 1541 disk drive. |
Aineko Macx
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
279
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Posted - 2014.01.16 14:04:00 -
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Tippia wrote:LOAD "",7 or GTFO. Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs. |
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
393
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Posted - 2014.01.16 14:31:00 -
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Aineko Macx wrote:Tippia wrote:LOAD "",7 or GTFO. Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs.
Get you and your fancy new electronic storage - real programs came on cards |
Zedrik Cayne
Stay Frosty.
203
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Posted - 2014.01.16 14:35:00 -
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Aineko Macx wrote:Tippia wrote:LOAD "",7 or GTFO. Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs.
Code is to be loaded by feeding decks of punch cards into the punch card reader or by feeding a paper tape to your teletype. You youngsters and your newfangled 'Magnetic Media'.
You are the internet equivalent of a Mars bar filled with stupid. |
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
18920
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Posted - 2014.01.16 14:40:00 -
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Aineko Macx wrote:Tippia wrote:LOAD "",7 or GTFO. Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs. That's what you had to do after that command too. The ,7 is just do do a turbo load (because what kind of n00b doesn't use a cartridge?). GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: newbie skill plan 2.0. |
Sarah Nalelmir
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2014.01.16 14:51:00 -
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Etria Issen wrote:Seven Koskanaiken wrote:I Love Boobies wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:DeMichael Crimson wrote:
5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.
This isn't true at all! This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters! Not safe at all, nu-huh! Thought EVE was PG-13? This has me blushing. What's so bad about two guys wanting to do some baking together..... Too bad they didn't get Cooking to V first though, seems they messed it up.
Only female toons can cert Cooking hahahaa /me runs away from thread
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Omar Alharazaad
ZomCom
163
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Posted - 2014.01.16 14:56:00 -
[63] - Quote
Tippia wrote:Aineko Macx wrote:Tippia wrote:LOAD "",7 or GTFO. Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs. That's what you had to do after that command too. The ,7 is just do do a turbo load (because what kind of n00b doesn't use a cartridge?).
Thank you for making me not feel so old. I f'n love you guys Now I must go dust off my old box sets and see if there are any dice left that I need to fill in the numbers with a crayon. |
Inquisitor Kitchner
Galaxy Punks Executive Outcomes
1032
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Posted - 2014.01.16 15:54:00 -
[64] - Quote
Can rule 1 be anyone who signs their posts isn't worth listening to? "If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli |
Ramona McCandless
Epic Boo Bees
2312
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Posted - 2014.01.16 15:56:00 -
[65] - Quote
Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:Can rule 1 be anyone who signs their posts isn't worth listening to?
I thought that was a simple fact.
Except Mr Epeen. He signs his posts, but he knows what he's talking about *** Vote MTU For CSM *** "They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." --áPontianak Sythaeryn Omnis nomiom nom nom nomi |
Ramona McCandless
Epic Boo Bees
2312
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Posted - 2014.01.16 15:57:00 -
[66] - Quote
Tippia wrote:Aineko Macx wrote:Tippia wrote:LOAD "",7 or GTFO. Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs. That's what you had to do after that command too. The ,7 is just do do a turbo load (because what kind of n00b doesn't use a cartridge?).
Me, I use a C64 with a Disk Drive
Load"*",8,1 biatches *** Vote MTU For CSM *** "They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." --áPontianak Sythaeryn Omnis nomiom nom nom nomi |
Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
250
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Posted - 2014.01.16 15:58:00 -
[67] - Quote
Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:Can rule 1 be anyone who signs their posts isn't worth listening to? despite having a portrait with corp and alliance....and an actual forum signature If in doubt...do...excessively. |
Ramona McCandless
Epic Boo Bees
2312
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Posted - 2014.01.16 16:00:00 -
[68] - Quote
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:Can rule 1 be anyone who signs their posts isn't worth listening to? despite having a portrait with corp and alliance.... and an actual forum signature
The actual forum signature is actually a footer.
So, you know, be obtuse if you like.
*** Vote MTU For CSM *** "They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." --áPontianak Sythaeryn Omnis nomiom nom nom nomi |
Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
250
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Posted - 2014.01.16 16:03:00 -
[69] - Quote
with a sig on it If in doubt...do...excessively. |
Dersk
Paxton Industries Gentlemen's Agreement
192
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Posted - 2014.01.16 19:24:00 -
[70] - Quote
Bi-Mi Lansatha wrote:Never trusting is the safest way to play, but the safest way isn't always the most fun. IMO
Eve players are like farts. They smell bad, and lots of people don't trust them for good reason. You can take a gamble, but do it enough and eventually you'll just crap on yourself. |
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Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
559
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Posted - 2014.01.16 19:39:00 -
[71] - Quote
Always...no, no...never...forget to check your references. "You should just create one thread and put all of your complaints in it instead of littering the forums with multiple threads." ~CCP Falcon
Paranoia never killed anyone. -áA complete absence of it has. |
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
428
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Posted - 2014.01.16 19:46:00 -
[72] - Quote
Quote:The 10 Rules of Eve
1st Rule Of Eve = Never trust anyone. ... 4th Rule Of Eve = Don't fly what you can't replace.
Might I recommend swapping rule 4 into spot #1, and for clarity amending it to read...
Don't fly what you can't afford to LOSE. You will, even in hisec.
There would be hella less sperging on the forums etc from carebears if this got rammed home (ganking bump metaphor intended) more effectively into their little ore gorged brains...
Would you like to know more? |
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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1063
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Posted - 2014.01.16 19:49:00 -
[73] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:DeMichael Crimson wrote:
5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.
This isn't true at all! This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters! Not safe at all, nu-huh!
CCP Falcon wrote:a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate
Butbut... Polaris frigates don't have fittings! They just go 2500 m/s naturally! Have you been holding out on us?! ISD LackOfFaith Lieutenant Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department @ISD_LackOfFaith on Twitter |
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Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
561
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Posted - 2014.01.16 20:03:00 -
[74] - Quote
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:DeMichael Crimson wrote:
5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.
This isn't true at all! This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters! Not safe at all, nu-huh! CCP Falcon wrote:a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate Butbut... Polaris frigates don't have fittings! They just go 2500 m/s naturally! Have you been holding out on us?!
Quote:15. Posting about bugs and exploits is prohibited.
Bugs and exploits should be reported through the proper channels. Bugs should be brought to the attention of CCP by filing a bug report for our Quality Assurance department. More information on filing bug reports can be found here. Discussions about unverified issues in game can cause unnecessary panic in the community. When there is an issue that the EVE Online community needs to be aware of, it will be communicated via an official statement from CCP after thorough investigation.
Stop posting about GMs exploiting LackOfFaith!!
"You should just create one thread and put all of your complaints in it instead of littering the forums with multiple threads." ~CCP Falcon
Paranoia never killed anyone. -áA complete absence of it has. |
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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1066
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Posted - 2014.01.16 20:51:00 -
[75] - Quote
Never! The public shall know the truth! I will not be silenced!
In reality, CCP Fal--
Ed: The rest of this post was about a weather balloon flying through swamp gas, and has been redacted for rumor mongering. -- ISD LackOfFaith ISD LackOfFaith Lieutenant Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department @ISD_LackOfFaith on Twitter |
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Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
4231
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Posted - 2014.01.16 20:55:00 -
[76] - Quote
Help help he's being opressed!
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Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
569
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Posted - 2014.01.16 20:57:00 -
[77] - Quote
Anslo wrote:Help help he's being opressed!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
"You should just create one thread and put all of your complaints in it instead of littering the forums with multiple threads." ~CCP Falcon
Paranoia never killed anyone. -áA complete absence of it has. |
Mr Blah Blahson
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
7
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Posted - 2014.01.16 21:32:00 -
[78] - Quote
11) You're not being paranoid enough. Unless you are, in which case you're paranoid you're not. |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
19725
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Posted - 2014.01.16 22:21:00 -
[79] - Quote
Ramona McCandless wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:Can rule 1 be anyone who signs their posts isn't worth listening to? despite having a portrait with corp and alliance.... and an actual forum signature The actual forum signature is actually a footer. So, you know, be obtuse if you like. Wow, it's a good thing I only initial my replies and don't sign them.
DMC |
45thtiger 0109
AL3XAND3R.
37
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Posted - 2014.01.17 01:08:00 -
[80] - Quote
Zedrik Cayne wrote:Aineko Macx wrote:Tippia wrote:LOAD "",7 or GTFO. Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs. Code is to be loaded by feeding decks of punch cards into the punch card reader or by feeding a paper tape to your teletype. You youngsters and your newfangled 'Magnetic Media'.
Did you say Magnetic Media what about the SSD drive we have now these days which is not Magnetic Media.
Please look at google for
I am not a CCP employee-ájust having a input in the EvE forum
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dilly nay
State War Academy Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2014.01.17 02:31:00 -
[81] - Quote
Quote:The 10 Rules of Eve
1st Rule Of Eve = Never trust anyone.
2nd Rule Of Eve = It's always a trap.
3rd Rule Of Eve = If it sounds too good to be true, refer to Rule 1 and 2.
4th Rule Of Eve = Don't fly what you can't replace.
5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.
6th Rule Of Eve = Undock from station is consent for PvP.
7th Rule Of Eve = When in doubt, refer to Rule 4, 5 and 6.
8th Rule Of Eve = There is no correct way to play.
9th Rule Of Eve = Conversation gains Information.
10th Rule Of Eve = To correctly play Eve, refer to Rule 8 and 9.
No I'd suggest the only rule of Eve is to never stop training a skill. All the rest is just a case of common etiquette. I trust those I come to know. The only trap is your own arrogance as you should always remain in doubt.
I fly insured.
Stations being safe is a fact. Not a rule.
Undocking is not a consent to Pvp. I am not giving anybody permission or approval to attack my ship simply because they've the choice to do so. That is an incredibly perverse way to view a choice and for reasons I dare not speculate.
Not sure what rule 8 tries to imply. A correct way to play does exist. The correct way is my way.
Conversation is the exchange of info.. again not a rule but an obvious detail to reality. And rule 10 you are just being redundant. |
Wrayeth
Inexorable Retribution
149
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Posted - 2014.01.17 03:35:00 -
[82] - Quote
dilly nay wrote:Quote:The 10 Rules of Eve
6th Rule Of Eve = Undock from station is consent for PvP.
Undocking is not a consent to Pvp. I am not giving anybody permission or approval to attack my ship simply because they've the choice to do so. That is an incredibly perverse way to view a choice and for reasons I dare not speculate.
Umpteen-and-Eleventh Rule of EVE: the forums are EVE, too.
Umpteen-and-Twelfth Rule of EVE: posting on the forums can and will have in-game consequences.
(This guy's probably about to get suicide ganked repeatedly by somebody reading this if he's not an alt.) |
Gogela
Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
3026
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Posted - 2014.01.17 07:06:00 -
[83] - Quote
...this is the most WTF thread I've read on GD in a while.
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Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
853
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Posted - 2014.01.17 07:42:00 -
[84] - Quote
Aineko Macx wrote:Tippia wrote:LOAD "",7 or GTFO. Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs.
Black & Green Screen?
I kinda miss that one... Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |
Lady Areola Fappington
New Order Logistics CODE.
1136
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Posted - 2014.01.17 08:17:00 -
[85] - Quote
To be mildly on-topic, I think my important EVE rule is "Just try it!"
It seems that, after a few months, a good EVE player will have a million reasons to not try something new. I just say, go for it!
I honestly thought I'd detest Tech 2 production, till I gave it a shot. The risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built and we want to keep that (infact, this is much more representative of the consensus opinion within CCP). |
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
394
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Posted - 2014.01.17 10:30:00 -
[86] - Quote
Omar Alharazaad wrote:Tippia wrote:Aineko Macx wrote:Tippia wrote:LOAD "",7 or GTFO. Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs. That's what you had to do after that command too. The ,7 is just do do a turbo load (because what kind of n00b doesn't use a cartridge?). Thank you for making me not feel so old. I f'n love you guys Now I must go dust off my old box sets and see if there are any dice left that I need to fill in the numbers with a crayon.
Ah, those 'special' cheap dice filling crayons with their oily smell |
Scott VonCleif
Atinolus Protectorate
2
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Posted - 2014.01.17 15:06:00 -
[87] - Quote
Jenn aSide wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:Sentient Blade wrote:How did you get this cute Caldari guy into your captains quarters when the door doesn't open...? *zomgplothole* He climbed up onto my balcony! It was so romantic! *swoon* And being employed by CCP i bet you developed an instant urge to nerf both balconies and swooning..... zing cant believe you just said that LOL
'Admist The Blackness of space, A link from past to future, The shattered wing of the protector"
-Scott VonCleif CEO Atinolus Protectorate |
Udonor
Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic
49
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Posted - 2014.01.17 19:11:00 -
[88] - Quote
Errh! I think he is letting out he story about what happens when CCP lets Devs go out on the road to meet the fans.
Talk about blatant trolling for the strange.
Since you have a room in several foreign cities -- all you need to do is break down and publish a schedule of which fan meets you will attend and what times your plane arrives and departs.
I'd heard some people used EVE as a dating source -- but it takes a Dev perv to get CCP to pay for it!
:)
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
15575
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Posted - 2014.01.17 19:29:00 -
[89] - Quote
dilly nay wrote:Undocking is not a consent to Pvp. I am not giving anybody permission or approval to attack my ship simply because they've the choice to do so. That is an incredibly perverse way to view a choice and for reasons I dare not speculate.
Technically you're right, you give your consent when you login and choose a character. Eve is a PvP game, regardless of what you think, as such when you play you are consenting to PvP. |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Academy The ROC
2127
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Posted - 2014.01.17 19:36:00 -
[90] - Quote
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:dilly nay wrote:Undocking is not a consent to Pvp. I am not giving anybody permission or approval to attack my ship simply because they've the choice to do so. That is an incredibly perverse way to view a choice and for reasons I dare not speculate.
Technically you're right, you give your consent when you login and choose a character. Eve is a PvP game, regardless of what you think, as such when you play you are consenting to PvP.
Pretty much this.
You're playing a PvP game, dilly boy, whether you choose to accept that or not. Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |
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Utremi Fasolasi
La Dolce Vita
353
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Posted - 2014.01.17 19:43:00 -
[91] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:DeMichael Crimson wrote:
5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.
This isn't true at all! This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters! Not safe at all, nu-huh!
It's true, the repressed Caldari society makes them extra kinky. |
Nuela
Beacon Light Corporation Beacon Light Alliance
225
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Posted - 2014.01.17 20:28:00 -
[92] - Quote
Never trust a corp with a skull in its logo. |
dilly nay
State War Academy Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2014.01.18 00:11:00 -
[93] - Quote
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:dilly nay wrote:Undocking is not a consent to Pvp. I am not giving anybody permission or approval to attack my ship simply because they've the choice to do so. That is an incredibly perverse way to view a choice and for reasons I dare not speculate.
Technically you're right, you give your consent when you login and choose a character. Eve is a PvP game, regardless of what you think, as such when you play you are consenting to PvP. Just as you consent to PvP when you play DayZ or Battlefield with other players.
Again, you confuse consent with something entirely different. If you require an analogy think of it like this. Assuming you knew you could get away with murder or it was "allowed", remaining inside this uncivil scenario, if you were to walk into a gun store and purchase a gun this does not give you the consent to shoot the man. Regardless of whether or not your reasoning was "he sold me the gun" or "he knew the risks of my purchase".
I'll repeat myself when I say this is a perverse view of an opportunity you may take.
Of course this is just a video game and of course people will derive their own fun. I am perfectly aware of the risk Eve presents but your use of consent here is that of a sociopath. Neither is it a clever thought. |
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
2336
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Posted - 2014.01.18 00:21:00 -
[94] - Quote
dilly nay wrote: I am perfectly aware of the risk Eve presents but your use of consent here is that of a sociopath.
Oh, look. Another shrink that got his degree from a box of Cracker Jack. Rifterlings pirate corporation is now recruitng members for lowsec PvP operations. Newbie friendly, free T1 frigate and dessy hangar, solo tutoring and PvP classes for new members. Join our in game channel 'weflyrifters' and speak to a recruiter today. |
dilly nay
State War Academy Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2014.01.18 00:31:00 -
[95] - Quote
Domanique Altares wrote:dilly nay wrote: I am perfectly aware of the risk Eve presents but your use of consent here is that of a sociopath. Oh, look. Another shrink that got his degree from a box of Cracker Jack.
What a wonderful way to show your concern. Are you suggesting Im wrong? |
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
2337
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Posted - 2014.01.18 00:42:00 -
[96] - Quote
dilly nay wrote:Domanique Altares wrote:dilly nay wrote: I am perfectly aware of the risk Eve presents but your use of consent here is that of a sociopath. Oh, look. Another shrink that got his degree from a box of Cracker Jack. What a wonderful way to show your concern. Are you suggesting Im wrong?
If by 'wrong,' you mean 'talking out of your ass,' then yes. Rifterlings pirate corporation is now recruitng members for lowsec PvP operations. Newbie friendly, free T1 frigate and dessy hangar, solo tutoring and PvP classes for new members. Join our in game channel 'weflyrifters' and speak to a recruiter today. |
dilly nay
State War Academy Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2014.01.18 00:51:00 -
[97] - Quote
Domanique Altares wrote:dilly nay wrote:Domanique Altares wrote:dilly nay wrote: I am perfectly aware of the risk Eve presents but your use of consent here is that of a sociopath. Oh, look. Another shrink that got his degree from a box of Cracker Jack. What a wonderful way to show your concern. Are you suggesting Im wrong? If by 'wrong,' you mean 'talking out of your ass,' then yes.
I gave verifiable evidence to my claim. First by correcting the misuse of the word. Then by analogy.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/consent?s=t
It requires the participating of two in order to enter a consent. You don't need to be a shrink or have a "Cracker Jack" Phd to distinguish a person who says they may act alone and decide on behalf of another from that of a healthy mind. |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Academy The ROC
2133
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Posted - 2014.01.18 00:56:00 -
[98] - Quote
dilly nay wrote:Domanique Altares wrote:dilly nay wrote:Domanique Altares wrote:dilly nay wrote: I am perfectly aware of the risk Eve presents but your use of consent here is that of a sociopath. Oh, look. Another shrink that got his degree from a box of Cracker Jack. What a wonderful way to show your concern. Are you suggesting Im wrong? If by 'wrong,' you mean 'talking out of your ass,' then yes. I gave verifiable evidence to my claim. First by correcting the misuse of the word. Then by analogy. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/consent?s=tIt requires the participating of two in order to enter a consent. You don't need to be a shrink or have a "Cracker Jack" Phd to distinguish a person who says they may act alone and decide on behalf of another from that of a healthy mind.
Yeah, Domanique, it doesn't *have* to be a Cracker Jack box.
Entirely possible he got his psych degree from one of those claw machines. Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |
dilly nay
State War Academy Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2014.01.18 01:01:00 -
[99] - Quote
Actually I've a degree as a Custodian. As you may see I've a steady demand for work. |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Academy The ROC
2133
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Posted - 2014.01.18 01:03:00 -
[100] - Quote
dilly nay wrote:Actually I've a degree as a Custodian. As you may see I've a steady demand for work.
That's like a janitor, right? Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |
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dilly nay
State War Academy Caldari State
23
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Posted - 2014.01.18 01:06:00 -
[101] - Quote
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:dilly nay wrote:Actually I've a degree as a Custodian. As you may see I've a steady demand for work. That's like a janitor, right?
It's Latin for "shrink". |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Academy The ROC
2133
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Posted - 2014.01.18 01:09:00 -
[102] - Quote
dilly nay wrote:Kaarous Aldurald wrote:dilly nay wrote:Actually I've a degree as a Custodian. As you may see I've a steady demand for work. That's like a janitor, right? It's Latin for "shrink".
Ah, see, I thought you meant the custodial arts.
I hadn't heard such a fanciful thing since the PHD in Dueling. Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
2337
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Posted - 2014.01.18 01:11:00 -
[103] - Quote
dilly nay wrote: Please refrain from doing so friend.
Please refrain from failing at reading comprehension. Your literal definition of consent, as it pertains to your skewed view of EVE, was never at question. I merely questioned your qualifications to be defining anyone's behavior as that of a sociopath.
Since we now know that you are a custodian, I am left to assume that when you dabble in psychoanalysis, you diagnose your patients' maladies from a dictionary as well, as opposed to a recognized statistical manual.
Rifterlings pirate corporation is now recruitng members for lowsec PvP operations. Newbie friendly, free T1 frigate and dessy hangar, solo tutoring and PvP classes for new members. Join our in game channel 'weflyrifters' and speak to a recruiter today. |
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
2337
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Posted - 2014.01.18 01:13:00 -
[104] - Quote
dilly nay wrote:Kaarous Aldurald wrote:dilly nay wrote:Actually I've a degree as a Custodian. As you may see I've a steady demand for work. That's like a janitor, right? It's Latin for "shrink".
No, it's really not. Rifterlings pirate corporation is now recruitng members for lowsec PvP operations. Newbie friendly, free T1 frigate and dessy hangar, solo tutoring and PvP classes for new members. Join our in game channel 'weflyrifters' and speak to a recruiter today. |
dilly nay
State War Academy Caldari State
23
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Posted - 2014.01.18 01:22:00 -
[105] - Quote
Domanique Altares wrote: Please refrain from failing at reading comprehension. Your literal definition of consent, as it pertains to your skewed view of EVE, was never at question. I merely questioned your qualifications to be defining anyone's behavior as that of a sociopath.
Ok, you do think I am wrong. Why not just say so to begin?
According to you correcting the literal interpretation of one word(consent) does not qualify me to literally define someones actions based on another word(sociopath). Ok so you've conceded consent was misused but that it's misuse, if taken literally, does not define the behavior of a sociopath. And your reasoning for this is due to my lack of education as a trained professional.
Are you further suggesting that labeling someone as a masochist, psychopath, sadomasochist, ect, much like sociopath cannot be determined by anybody without proper background to help these people? Which is what a professional does... they dont just diagnose- they help. That's the difference and I never made any such claim. You however fail to make the distinction.
Please, friend. |
Acushla De'Hart
Free Lunch
0
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Posted - 2014.01.18 01:37:00 -
[106] - Quote
personal opinion only
Rule #1 do not fly what you can't replace at least twice Rule # 2 do not fly uninsured Rule # 3 do not fly in a valuable ship to pick up the weapons and tank for that ship Rule #4 Avoid hauling into-through low-sec Rule #5 If you must break rule 4 bring friends (preferably well armed friends) Rule #6 NEVER use autopilot Rule #7 when hauling high value items regardless of ship type or location do not linger any longer than necessary in vicinity of gate. |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
19774
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Posted - 2014.01.18 05:01:00 -
[107] - Quote
OK, thanks to all those who posted new rules, definitely will look them over and add them to the list, maybe with some slight changes. I'd also like to thank those who posted suggestions and or amendments to the existing rules.
Just a reminder, these rules should not be real specific. They should be more generalized and generic so that a larger portion of the player base can relate to them. Also having a bit of humor mixed in with some truth is always a good thing, such as Rule 10.
Usually the very first thing most players hear in reference to Eve is don't trust anyone, even if you're sleeping with them.
Rule 1 is perfect as it is, especially for Eve. Naturally Rule 2 and 3 go right along with it.
Rule 4, I see a lot of people suggesting 'Don't fly what you can't afford to replace....or lose, etc'. Well, using the term 'afford' brings to mind ISK. Players don't actually need ISK to replace something, especially with duplicate items in assets. As such, I don't really see a reason to amend the 4th Rule Of Eve.
Rule 5 is still basically true when kept generalized ..... now if a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 does the Falcon in my Captains Quarters with Peanut Butter and Whipped Cream, then Rule 5 definitely needs to be amended.
Rule 6, after thinking about it I do agree it isn't accurate and definitely needs to be re-worded. As such until a better descriptive phrase is suggested this is now Rule 6 :
Quote:6th Rule Of Eve = Undock from station can incite PvP aggression. Rule 7 is still an excellent referral for Rule 4, 5 and 6.
Rule 8 needs to be amended as well. There's a lot of different ways to accomplish the same goal in this game, with each one being as good as the next. Keeping that in mind however, there is indeed wrong ways to play this game. So to make Rule 8 a more generalized statement :
Quote:8th Rule Of Eve = There is no right way to play. Rule 9, while being a fact it's also a rule, especially when pertaining to espionage. Also let's not forget this game is an MMO.
Rule 10 is just a little bit of humor with some truth mixed in. Gotta admit it fits well with Rule 8 and 9. I did amend it slightly to make it more generic :
Quote:10th Rule Of Eve = To play Eve, refer to Rule 8 and 9.
Now to address a few concerns about Rule 11, 12 and 13. These are just an example, posted with a little tongue in cheek. Granted Rule 12 is a bad joke but generally speaking most players would say the forums are filled with alts. Now if everyone want's these to be included on the list as well, it's fine by me.
Anyway, Rule 11, 12 and 13 were posted as an example to illustrate how new rules should be formatted : Each set of stated rules within a group has the last rule referring back to the previous rules.
Lastly I'd like to remind everyone to please stay on topic. Definitely don't need any 'Report Cards' filled out.
DMC
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Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
2340
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Posted - 2014.01.18 06:17:00 -
[108] - Quote
dilly nay wrote:
Please, friend.
I'm not your friend, and nothing about you pleases me. Rifterlings pirate corporation is now recruitng members for lowsec PvP operations. Newbie friendly, free T1 frigate and dessy hangar, solo tutoring and PvP classes for new members. Join our in game channel 'weflyrifters' and speak to a recruiter today. |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
19782
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Posted - 2014.01.18 09:54:00 -
[109] - Quote
Domanique Altares wrote:dilly nay wrote:
Please, friend.
I'm not your friend, and nothing about you pleases me. Please stay on topic. No need to incite a flame war.
DMC
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Luhley Skarr
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2014.01.18 11:04:00 -
[110] - Quote
1st Rule of EVE: Never trust anyone.
So, how can I trust any of you with these rules if I am not to trust anyone ???????? Ever ?????
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Luhley Skarr
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2014.01.18 11:08:00 -
[111] - Quote
Luhley Skarr wrote:1st Rule of EVE: Never trust anyone. So, how can I trust any of you with these rules if I am not to trust anyone ???????? Ever ?????
Ok, I've thought about it. If I follow Rule 1, I should not trust any of these rules so I should not trust Rule #1.
Thus, I should trust everyone.... always. So I should apply rule #1 and not trust anyone ever ... and not follow Rule #1
This game is too complex, I quit. And no, you cannot have my stuff, I don't trust you... or do I? |
Falken Falcon
Dark Sun Brotherhood
8845
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Posted - 2014.01.18 11:23:00 -
[112] - Quote
Hevymetal wrote:Rule #16 When entering Jita, minimize local and forget about it.
Ignoring jita chat? You can get the best laughs from there and if not that you can also play the "who finds a legit trade first" game with your copr mates. |
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
15576
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Posted - 2014.01.18 12:23:00 -
[113] - Quote
dilly nay wrote:Again, you confuse consent with something entirely different. If you require an analogy think of it like this. Assuming you knew you could get away with murder or it was "allowed", remaining inside this uncivil scenario, if you were to walk into a gun store and purchase a gun this does not give you the consent to shoot the man. Regardless of whether or not your reasoning was "he sold me the gun" or "he knew the risks of my purchase".
I'll repeat myself when I say this is a perverse view of an opportunity you may take.
Of course this is just a video game and of course people will derive their own fun. I am perfectly aware of the risk Eve presents but your use of consent here is that of a sociopath. Neither is it a clever thought. OK I'll change it ever so slightly, implied consent is probably a better term if you want to go all dictionary definition on us.
implied consent n. consent when surrounding circumstances exist which would lead a reasonable person to believe that this consent had been given, although no direct, express or explicit words of agreement had been uttered.
You're playing a PvP game, as such it is reasonable for us to believe that you have consented to PvP, despite the lack of direct, express or implicit agreement from yourself. |
Renegade Heart
Come at me bro 123
85
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Posted - 2014.01.18 13:08:00 -
[114] - Quote
It's almost silly for me to say this, but a lot of people seem to forget this one.
My most important rule: Have fun! |
Seven Koskanaiken
Sons Of Saints Circle-Of-Two
717
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Posted - 2014.01.18 15:03:00 -
[115] - Quote
Luhley Skarr wrote:1st Rule of EVE: Never trust anyone. So, how can I trust any of you with these rules if I am not to trust anyone ???????? Ever ?????
There will be times when you need to trust someone but you can apply the other rule, so you trust people only with that which you can afford to have stolen from you. |
Spurty
V0LTA Triumvirate.
1190
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Posted - 2014.01.18 15:16:00 -
[116] - Quote
Rule #69 all females are males (except for 0.05%). Rule #70 never pick up ISK off the floor of the blue oyster Rule #71 pod jumping is expensive but worth it of you failed to read rules #69 & #70 GûÇGûêGûÇ GûêGûÇGûê GûÇGûêGûÇ-á-á-á-á-á GûêGûÇGûê GûêGûÇGûê GûêGûÇGûêGûÇGûê GûêGûæGûê GûæGûêGûæ GûêGûÇGûä GûæGûêGûæ-á-á-á-á-á GûêGûÇGûê GûêGûÇGûä GûêGûæGûêGûæGûê GûÇGûêGûÇ GûæGûÇGûæ GûÇGûæGûÇ GûÇGûÇGûÇGûæGûÇ GûÇGûæGûÇ GûÇGûæGûÇ GûÇGûæGûÇGûæGûÇ GûæGûÇGûæ |
Shaera Taam
Killalts Anonymous
84
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Posted - 2014.01.18 15:38:00 -
[117] - Quote
For what theyre worth, Shaera Taams rules to live by...
Rule#1: The Griefers Rule : EVE is only a game. Rule#2: Your ship is not your character. Rule#3: Never fly what you cant afford to lose. Rule#4: Always have a backup ship. Rule#5: Learn something new every day. Rule#6: Always have an up-to-date clone. Rule#7: Bookmark the wormhole once you get inside, dammit! Rule#8: Its better to be corrected than wrong. Rule#9: Keep your training queue full. Rule#10: Fly frosty! Revenge only kills you and your friends. Again. Rule#11: The PvP Rule: Never engage the enemy on their terms. Make them come to you. Rule#12: The Other PvP Rule: If it looks like a trap, then its a f'kin trap! Rule#13: Don't Smack Talk in Local: Even bona fide pirates think it's rude. The Last Rule : Dying makes no difference. Its what you do before you die that makes a difference.
Good luck with your list, DMC!
Thus Spake the Frigate Goddess! |
Sebastian N Cain
Aliastra Gallente Federation
222
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Posted - 2014.01.18 20:09:00 -
[118] - Quote
Debora Tsung wrote:Rule 34: War is good for business
Rule 35: Peace is good for business Wrong.
Rule 34 is that there is p**n about eve. Case in point: CCP Falcons post. "You either need less science fiction or more medication."
"Or less medication and more ammo!" |
LuisWu
P0rn star's Retirement Club
48
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Posted - 2014.01.18 21:13:00 -
[119] - Quote
Rules of eve
Quote:OTEC and the B0TLRD Accords
Objectives: The objectives of OTEC and the B0TLRD Accords are to to continue along the road paved two years ago under the initial OTEC agreement by securing the territories and income generating abilitys of both CFC and PL.
OTEC No "sov fuckery" or organized renter harassment in designated home regions. Further defined to include the following actions: *shooting (or repping) of infrastructure towers, money towers, stations, SBUs, TCUs, IHUBs, POCOs *siphoning of moons or using future idiotic CCP modules like the new ESS *harassment of renters (individual fuckery will be cracked down on through best efforts) *assisting non-signatories in doing any of the above
B0TLORD Accords Neither PL nor CFC are restricted by this agreement with regard to their bluelists, and this agreement does not necessitate a "blue" relationship between the two entities. The goal of the B0TLRD accords is to maintain space and income levels amidst a myriad of proxy-wars and territorial disputes.
Both CFC and PL agree to prohibit the following actions in one anothers designated "home space" *attacking signatory supercapitals, supercapital fleets, and capital fleets *bringing any caps greater than five triage carriers and a bridging Titan *bringing a strategic-level subcapital force (more than 250 subcaps)
The following restrictions apply to so-called Buffer Regions:
CFC agree not to assist any non-signatory in the conquest or capture of Buffer Regions. Attending fights with non-strategic level fleets (no caps/supers beyond five triage and a bridge titan, no more than 250 subcaps) is perfectly acceptable. There are no such restrictions should the CFC decide to invade the buffer regions to take them for the CFC. The buffer regions are to be controlled by PL-allies or the CFC should they decide to invade. Allowing non-signatories to base out of signatory sov in the buffer zone constitutes a violation (Black Legion cannot stage in CFC sov in a buffer zone, nor can NCdot stage out of PL sov in a buffer zone).
In buffer zones, CFC will not contest future PL sov attempts should they desire to expand their empire. These are designated 'expansion zones' and should PL/BOT seize them, they will be considered home regions for the purposes of this treaty.
Regarding attacks on non-signatories within designated home regions:
Each side may initiate an unrestricted attack in home regions against assets, structures, and fleets of non-signatories. If a signatory responds by aiding the non-signatory, both sides may escalate to caps and supers as desired, but will still not violate any of the sov/structure aspects of the above provisions.
If a signatory is currently using non-signatories in a combined action against a third party while on home territory, it is not permissible to intervene. For example, if a combined PL and NCdot fleet is being used to defend Malpais, it is not permissible for the CFC to attack the NCdot segment of the combined PL/NCdot fleet. Similarly, if the CFC is working with Black Legion against a third party, it is not permissible for PL to attack the BL segment of the combined fleet.
Regarding NPC Space within Home Regions:
While PL has a special situation with its need for renter regions and buffer zones, the CFC has a special situation regarding NPC space littering the galactic West. Therefore, special understandings apply.
In the regions of Pureblind and Fountain CFC reserve the right to refuse PL transport carrier groups, should the area be deemed a war zone, the presence of PL a destabilizing force, or for any other reason. PL is to ask permission of the CFC before sending any sizeable (20+) transport carrier group into NPC Pure Blind or NPC Fountain. The other areas of NPC sov designated as Home Regions (Syndicate, Outer Ring, Venal, NPC Delve) can be convoyed to freely without any need for a diplomatic request.
Within NPC Home Regions, all of the above provisions of B0TLRD and OTEC apply normally.
Regarding proxywars in relation to the B0TLRD Accords:
Should the sovereignty of Home Regions or Buffer Regions be markedly affected by the direct support of either party, the terms of the B0TLRD Accords may be deemed void. Of course since the objective of this agreement is to secure income security for both parties, an open dialog is expected - and notice given - before this type of action is taken.
Should one side flagrantly and intentionally violate either B0TLRD or OTEC (rather than a negotiated withdrawal before any violation occurs) , both treaties will be considered void. Example: if a PL capfleet drops on a CFC capfleet in Fountain, this is technically only a violation of B0TLRD, but it will scrap OTEC as well.
"Fuckups happen" rule: Non-catastrophic violations, i.e. rogue members, do not necessarily constitute nullifying the above agreements but an open line of communication is to be expected.
Definitions:
CFC Home Regions:
Branch, Tenal, Venal, Vale of the Silent, Tribute, Deklein, Fade, Pure Blind, Cloud Ring, Outer Ring, Syndicate, Fountain, Delve, Period Basis, Querious. This is minus BL/SOLAR sov, as they are not signatories.
PL Home Regions:
PL/BOT sov in Oasa, Outer Passage, Malpais, The Spire, and the spattering of SOV 5 systems currently under PL control. This is minus N3 sov, as they are not signatories.
PL Buffer Zones:
Perrigen Falls, Kalevala Expanse, Etherium Reach, Cache, Insmother, Detorid Eliminate Cloack + MWD trick/exploit |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
19806
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Posted - 2014.01.19 00:47:00 -
[120] - Quote
LuisWu wrote:Rules of e¦¦v¦¦e¦¦ CFC & PL Quote:..........Lot's of Sov stuff............. Fixed it for you.
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Serene Repose
Saanen Freight Service
904
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Posted - 2014.01.19 08:52:00 -
[121] - Quote
I like these as much as I like "T'Was The Night Before Christmas" parodies. All authors should be shot. I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á |
Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
860
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Posted - 2014.01.20 08:52:00 -
[122] - Quote
Sebastian N Cain wrote:Debora Tsung wrote:Rule 34: War is good for business
Rule 35: Peace is good for business Wrong. Rule 34 is that there is p**n about eve. Case in point: CCP Falcons post.
Really? I always thought that was rule 32 or rule 36, but anyhow, this is the rules of eve, not the rules of the internet. ^_^
Which reminds me of a few more rules:
- Don't chicken out, chickens are only good on your plate.
- The loot is all yours, you just need to take it. Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
19855
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Posted - 2014.01.20 09:58:00 -
[123] - Quote
Internet Rule #32 is Pics or it didn't happen.
I've seen that Rule posted here in these forums quite a bit as well.
DMC
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Corraidhin Farsaidh
Hello-There
128
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Posted - 2014.01.20 10:56:00 -
[124] - Quote
New mobile structure:
Mobile Peanut Butter Depot
Effective range: Caldari space
Effect: Area effect Weapon of Mass Distraction, automatically attracts all caldari pilots within system no matter what they were previously doing to whom.
Side Effect: Caldari pilots suffer an inescapable urge to return to what they were previously doing, but now using peanut butter. And a spoon. A blunt one. |
Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
861
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Posted - 2014.01.20 15:07:00 -
[125] - Quote
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:New mobile structure:
Mobile Peanut Butter Depot
Effective range: Caldari space
Effect: Area effect Weapon of Mass Distraction, automatically attracts all caldari pilots within system no matter what they were previously doing to whom.
Side Effect: Caldari pilots suffer an inescapable urge to return to what they were previously doing, but now using peanut butter. And a spoon. A blunt one.
So, Captain Sticky was caldari after all...
http://www.sandiegoreader.com/weblogs/autobiography-channel/2010/aug/03/the-return-of-captain-sticky-san-diegos-70s-superh/ Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
19874
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Posted - 2014.01.21 03:29:00 -
[126] - Quote
Shaera Taam wrote:Good luck with your list, DMC!
Thanks, it's gonna take some time but I'm starting to get some good feedback for other Rules to add.
By the way, that was quite the list you presented as well.
DMC |
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
13789
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Posted - 2014.01.21 08:48:00 -
[127] - Quote
like all the posts Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase Felicity Love >... was thinking "moar popcorn"... but now, seeing the truly awesome contribution this thread is going to make to the Greater Glory Of EVE.... imagonnamakkadapizza....
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Fumika Karusaka
Karusaka Family
3
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Posted - 2014.01.21 11:26:00 -
[128] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:Sentient Blade wrote:How did you get this cute Caldari guy into your captains quarters when the door doesn't open...? *zomgplothole* He climbed up onto my balcony! It was so romantic! *swoon*
I would like to be the first to point out that you said "he" ....... Evil is not just an alignment, it's a perspective |
Fumika Karusaka
Karusaka Family
3
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Posted - 2014.01.21 11:30:00 -
[129] - Quote
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:Never! The public shall know the truth! I will not be silenced!
In reality, CCP Fal--
Ed: The rest of this post was about a weather balloon flying through swamp gas, and has been redacted for rumor mongering. -- ISD LackOfFaith
YOU SEE! I knew I was right about CCP Fal--
Ed: This post was edited by CCP Falcon. -- CCP Falcon Evil is not just an alignment, it's a perspective |
Shaera Taam
Killalts Anonymous
86
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Posted - 2014.01.21 20:57:00 -
[130] - Quote
DeMichael Crimson wrote:
By the way, that was quite the list you presented as well.
DMC
Heh, thx! Yeah, each one was the result of a hard-learned lesson, the retelling of which would be a story similar to what you would get shoe-horning the Keystone Cops into a Greek Tragedy.
-st
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45thtiger 0109
AL3XAND3R.
39
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Posted - 2014.01.21 22:45:00 -
[131] - Quote
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:Never! The public shall know the truth! I will not be silenced!
In reality, CCP Fal--
Ed: The rest of this post was about a weather balloon flying through swamp gas, and has been redacted for rumor mongering. -- ISD LackOfFaith
Silence I kill ya lol
Silence dose kill lol
I am not a CCP employee-ájust having a input in the EvE forum
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DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
20981
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Posted - 2014.02.05 22:56:00 -
[132] - Quote
Just putting this up again to see if anyone has any other rules to add.
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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1118
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Posted - 2014.02.05 22:58:00 -
[133] - Quote
DeMichael Crimson wrote:Just putting this up again to see if anyone has any other rules to add.
DMC
Quote:14. Bumping outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment channels is prohibited.
The bumping of posts to alter the order of the thread listing on a forum is prohibited outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment forum channels. Within the EVE Marketplace section of the forums, each forum category has its own rules regarding acceptable bumping for sales threads clearly listed in the stickies. Bumping and necro-ing are disallowed. I'm not locking it because the thread is still relatively young, but don't do it again. ISD LackOfFaith Lieutenant Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department @ISD_LackOfFaith on Twitter |
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DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
20982
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Posted - 2014.02.05 23:50:00 -
[134] - Quote
You think what I did is going against Forum Rules? I think you're taking that rule way out of context.
Considering it's been 3 weeks since this thread had a posted reply in it I don't see how that qualifies as bumping to alter the order of the thread listing in this sub-forum. I could easily just post a response to each different reply in this thread every few days.
DMC |
Fumika Karusaka
Karusaka Family
5
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Posted - 2014.02.06 14:31:00 -
[135] - Quote
DeMichael Crimson wrote:You think what I did is going against Forum Rules? I think you're taking that rule way out of context. Considering it's been 3 weeks since this thread had a posted reply in it I don't see how that qualifies as bumping to alter the order of the thread listing in this sub-forum. I could easily just post a response to each different reply in this thread every few days. DMC
Technically he is right man, if you reply to each thread then so be it. That is up too you but you clearly 'bumped' the thread for the sole purpose of moving it to the top, and that rules is very clear that it is not allowed outside of the areas it says.
So maybe not a great rule but I do understand why they have it. Evil is not just an alignment, it's a perspective |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
21002
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Posted - 2014.02.06 22:22:00 -
[136] - Quote
Fumika Karusaka wrote:DeMichael Crimson wrote:You think what I did is going against Forum Rules? I think you're taking that rule way out of context. Considering it's been 3 weeks since this thread had a posted reply in it I don't see how that qualifies as bumping to alter the order of the thread listing in this sub-forum. I could easily just post a response to each different reply in this thread every few days. DMC Technically he is right man, if you reply to each thread then so be it. That is up too you but you clearly 'bumped' the thread for the sole purpose of moving it to the top, and that rules is very clear that it is not allowed outside of the areas it says. So maybe not a great rule but I do understand why they have it. Technically that rule applies to the action of posting a reply in the same thread everyday or two in order to keep the thread active on the top page of a sub-forum.
I could be wrong but posting a reply 3 weeks later to see if anyone else had something to add to the thread topic isn't the same thing.
I've already filed a Support Ticket about this issue and am currently waiting for an official CCP reply to which I will abide by. As such, there's no more need to bring this up again since it's off topic.
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