Originally by: Gimmie HACs

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vodka neat, two litres of.

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Originally by: Ominus Decre

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I've heard there's a secret to EVE that's been hard coded into the client. Somehow EVE is able to reward players who are drinking beer while playing. I had doubted this until I gave it a shot.

What was amazing was that the more I drank while playing EVE the better lewt I got !!! Not only that but the picture site I visit inbetween jumps also had a plethora of large boobies posted at teh same time!

Now we must ask, which beer is the key to the unlock these hakoz?

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Originally by: Michael Loridan

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Beer choice should be determined by what you intend to do.

Guinness or a similar stout is good if you intend on marathoning EVE, perhaps in a gate camp, for 24+ hours without sleep or other food sources.

German beers are an excellent choice when planning for PvP encounters against Gallente enemies. The French-decended Gallente will sense that you have been imbued with l33t power by drinking the beer of their perpetual conquers, and will likely pod themselves rather than fight against you.

Canadian beers, which have been designed for drinking while on long, boring treks through mostly uninhabited wilderness where the only danger is getting attacked by a large grizzly bear, are the perfect choice for long, boring treks through mostly uninhabited low-sec space where the only danger is getting ganked by a wandering battleship.

American beer should only be consumed if your objective is to become sufficiently inebriated that you can annoy your corp mates/everyone else in chat or Teamspeak.

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Originally by: DukDodgerz

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Originally by: Michael Loridan

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Beer choice should be determined by what you intend to do.

Guinness or a similar stout is good if you intend on marathoning EVE, perhaps in a gate camp, for 24+ hours without sleep or other food sources.

German beers are an excellent choice when planning for PvP encounters against Gallente enemies. The French-decended Gallente will sense that you have been imbued with l33t power by drinking the beer of their perpetual conquers, and will likely pod themselves rather than fight against you.

Canadian beers, which have been designed for drinking while on long, boring treks through mostly uninhabited wilderness where the only danger is getting attacked by a large grizzly bear, are the perfect choice for long, boring treks through mostly uninhabited low-sec space where the only danger is getting ganked by a wandering battleship.

American beer should only be consumed if your objective is to become sufficiently inebriated that you can annoy your corp mates/everyone else in chat or Teamspeak.

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American beer is good for washing your trodders (socks, shoes, underwear...)

I can say this as a yank, AMERICAN BEER IS THE SUXAGE (with a few exceptions).

Good beers are from Europe/UK IMHO.

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Originally by: Orree

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Originally by: DukDodgerz

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Originally by: Michael Loridan

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Beer choice should be determined by what you intend to do.

Guinness or a similar stout is good if you intend on marathoning EVE, perhaps in a gate camp, for 24+ hours without sleep or other food sources.

German beers are an excellent choice when planning for PvP encounters against Gallente enemies. The French-decended Gallente will sense that you have been imbued with l33t power by drinking the beer of their perpetual conquers, and will likely pod themselves rather than fight against you.

Canadian beers, which have been designed for drinking while on long, boring treks through mostly uninhabited wilderness where the only danger is getting attacked by a large grizzly bear, are the perfect choice for long, boring treks through mostly uninhabited low-sec space where the only danger is getting ganked by a wandering battleship.

American beer should only be consumed if your objective is to become sufficiently inebriated that you can annoy your corp mates/everyone else in chat or Teamspeak.

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American beer is good for washing your trodders (socks, shoes, underwear...)

I can say this as a yank, AMERICAN BEER IS THE SUXAGE (with a few exceptions).

Good beers are from Europe/UK IMHO.

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LOL...there are plenty of very fine American Beers...it's just that none of them are made by Anheuser-Busch or Miller or Coors or whatever other mass-produced garbage brewer Americans tend to drink.

The better American beers are every bit as good as their European counterparts. It's a fact.

Check out offerings from Stone Brewing, Rogue, Red Hook or New Belgium, just to name a few...

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Originally by: Unholy Preacher

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Corona :D nothing like mexican donkey **** to help the day go by. Or if im feeling expensive, a nice shot of Grey Goose to loosen things up

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Originally by: JoKane

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Rum and coke improves my EVE experience.

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Originally by: Wild Fox

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In my experience, the Belgians and the Czechs understand beer. The rest of the world is still trying to catch up.

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