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Renan Ruivo
Hipernova Vera Cruz Alliance
305
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:25:00 -
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Krios Ahzek wrote:If this is not a troll... Overriding their reputation as happy go-lucky funny guyz, the Alliance known as ''TEST alliance, please ignore'' officially turned heel tonight, by calling out Eve's biggest and most crowd-loved babyface, Chribba. Will the feud be resolved in time for Winterslam? (If you don't know about pro wrestling terminology just read this, it's the best way to describe any dramatic storyline ever) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heel_%28professional_wrestling%29Let's hope they won't end up Jobbing for Chribba...
I laughed out so hard... Seems like there are so very few of us out here.. Rated ARG for Pirates. **** you. |
Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
275
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:25:00 -
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Gogela wrote:Bocephus Morgen wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Gogela wrote:Hay Test! You know what would be really awesome! Tell us exactly what time you plan to begin your siege! I just want to make sure I have my market and logistic stuff taken care of first... trying to plan ahead a bit... you know... pencil this in. Doesn't look like you'll meet too much resistance here... so why not? You have no concept of what is about to happen, do you. I don't think he's ever been in a fight bigger than 10v10 tbqh I've been in fights with maybe 100 on each side... never really in anything bigger than that though... it's kind of sad. I've been thinking maybe in a few months I'll find an alliance or something just to see a really big fight. Maybe I'll see one when Test rolls up Cribba but my timing may be off.
well, this fight wont last long. they never do when alphafleet is involved. nothing like seeing 15 ships instantaneously pop when the guns start cycling. |
DrDan21
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
82
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:29:00 -
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Positus Repicus wrote:United Highsec Front is officially offering its services in the defense of Chribba and the honorable and honest way of playing Eve that he stands for. We were formed by Xystance, TEST's former military director, as a vehicle to get highsec players comfortable with pvp in nullsec and have multiple FC's in euro and us tz's with extensive experience leading large nullsec fights. The 99 Percent alliance is ready to accept any corps wishing to assist us and UHF itself is openly recruiting anyone that wishes to learn nullsec war or just shoot at goons (and test in this case).
Give us 200 maelstroms and 50 scimis and nothing will touch 9UY. Oh, and hero frigates.
You will never amass a greater number of rifters than the true TEST Alliance. For every ship you destroy a new member is recruited and indoctrinated into the glory of space Facism. |
Renan Ruivo
Hipernova Vera Cruz Alliance
305
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:32:00 -
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This ought to keep me interested until Skyrim comes out. Be done by then. Rated ARG for Pirates. **** you. |
Rocky Deadshot
In The Goo EVE Trade Alliance
61
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:39:00 -
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ITT TEST is used by Goons to take out a trusted 3rd party, to raise more business for Mittens.
Ok... taking tin-foil encrusted hat off.
Please be done by 11/11 ... i have skyrim to play. |
Dr Kang
Ascendent. Test Alliance Please Ignore
49
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:41:00 -
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Mr Epeen wrote:Mr Epeen
We'd better listen to this guy. Not only does he sign his posts, he uses a smilie. |
Krios Ahzek
58
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:41:00 -
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Rocky Deadshot wrote:ITT TEST is used by Goons to take out a trusted 3rd party, to raise more business for Mittens.
I don't want to spoil the joke...
Okay maybe I do.
Here's nothing: I don't think The Mittani actually ever conducted business as a third party used capital salesman.
I can say this because I have been reading the forums for over ten hours now. I have no tears to cry. |
Retmas
Grim Determination Clockworks Inc. Nulli Tertius
5
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:42:00 -
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Notchicken wrote:I'm looking forward to seeing your silly pubbie hodgepodge attempts to defend against an organized fleet doctrine.
Dr Kang wrote:Hello Spacefriends.
As one of the goodpoasting Magi mentioned in the Bible that visited Our Lord and Savior upon his virgin birth in Bethlehem, I'm here to explain this clearly so you all understand what's going on, and why.
We are going to burn 9UY4-H to the ground. Chribba must be podded at our hand. His mining titans must explode. We will not stop until we are appeased.
Yes, this has been tried twice before by ill-trained rabble, but the full might of our alliance is now being brought to bear on the target. Well-organized, disciplined, battle tested pilots. Proven FCs. Fleet doctrine that has succeeded time and time again. Resources few in the game can match. As much as you may hate us, you know all this to be true.
Now, you might say that TEST is a hurfblurfing bunch or scammers and sperglords. And this is true. But our wills are united, and our commitment is unshakable. Why? Because CCP has angered us, and we now shall take our revenge on ALL Empire pubbies. The assault will continue until our thirst vengeance as been slaked by destroying the Magical Unicorn Prince of Publords. Your furious posting wails of "TEST HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME" only fuels our war machine.
No matter how many of our ships you may destroy, we will just keep coming. Because we're stupid like that.
TL;DR We're coming to destroy 9UY4-H. No you can't stop us. Yes, we know we're jerks. And the picture is that of our dinosaur mascot dressed up as everyone's favorite WWII villain.
Lord Wiggin wrote:Test has an organized fleet doctrine? When did this occur?
Addendum: proven FCs? closest thing to either of those is you herps flying through period basis screaming 'DELVE POLICE'... and even then you only get about 50% of your fleet in actual navy frigates.
just sayin. |
Written Word
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
99
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:44:00 -
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In before Chribba didn't want that system anyways. |
En'emu
The Milkmen Test Alliance Please Ignore
60
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:50:00 -
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Retmas wrote:Notchicken wrote:I'm looking forward to seeing your silly pubbie hodgepodge attempts to defend against an organized fleet doctrine. Dr Kang wrote:Hello Spacefriends.
As one of the goodpoasting Magi mentioned in the Bible that visited Our Lord and Savior upon his virgin birth in Bethlehem, I'm here to explain this clearly so you all understand what's going on, and why.
We are going to burn 9UY4-H to the ground. Chribba must be podded at our hand. His mining titans must explode. We will not stop until we are appeased.
Yes, this has been tried twice before by ill-trained rabble, but the full might of our alliance is now being brought to bear on the target. Well-organized, disciplined, battle tested pilots. Proven FCs. Fleet doctrine that has succeeded time and time again. Resources few in the game can match. As much as you may hate us, you know all this to be true.
Now, you might say that TEST is a hurfblurfing bunch or scammers and sperglords. And this is true. But our wills are united, and our commitment is unshakable. Why? Because CCP has angered us, and we now shall take our revenge on ALL Empire pubbies. The assault will continue until our thirst vengeance as been slaked by destroying the Magical Unicorn Prince of Publords. Your furious posting wails of "TEST HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME" only fuels our war machine.
No matter how many of our ships you may destroy, we will just keep coming. Because we're stupid like that.
TL;DR We're coming to destroy 9UY4-H. No you can't stop us. Yes, we know we're jerks. And the picture is that of our dinosaur mascot dressed up as everyone's favorite WWII villain. Lord Wiggin wrote:Test has an organized fleet doctrine? When did this occur? Addendum: proven FCs? closest thing to either of those is you herps flying through period basis screaming 'DELVE POLICE'... and even then you only get about 50% of your fleet in actual navy frigates. just sayin.
Raynaldofleet best fleet |
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Mr Sniger
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
26
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:51:00 -
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Retmas wrote:Notchicken wrote:I'm looking forward to seeing your silly pubbie hodgepodge attempts to defend against an organized fleet doctrine. Dr Kang wrote:Hello Spacefriends.
As one of the goodpoasting Magi mentioned in the Bible that visited Our Lord and Savior upon his virgin birth in Bethlehem, I'm here to explain this clearly so you all understand what's going on, and why.
We are going to burn 9UY4-H to the ground. Chribba must be podded at our hand. His mining titans must explode. We will not stop until we are appeased.
Yes, this has been tried twice before by ill-trained rabble, but the full might of our alliance is now being brought to bear on the target. Well-organized, disciplined, battle tested pilots. Proven FCs. Fleet doctrine that has succeeded time and time again. Resources few in the game can match. As much as you may hate us, you know all this to be true.
Now, you might say that TEST is a hurfblurfing bunch or scammers and sperglords. And this is true. But our wills are united, and our commitment is unshakable. Why? Because CCP has angered us, and we now shall take our revenge on ALL Empire pubbies. The assault will continue until our thirst vengeance as been slaked by destroying the Magical Unicorn Prince of Publords. Your furious posting wails of "TEST HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME" only fuels our war machine.
No matter how many of our ships you may destroy, we will just keep coming. Because we're stupid like that.
TL;DR We're coming to destroy 9UY4-H. No you can't stop us. Yes, we know we're jerks. And the picture is that of our dinosaur mascot dressed up as everyone's favorite WWII villain. Lord Wiggin wrote:Test has an organized fleet doctrine? When did this occur? Addendum: proven FCs? closest thing to either of those is you herps flying through period basis screaming 'DELVE POLICE'... and even then you only get about 50% of your fleet in actual navy frigates. just sayin. You caught us. We just wanted to impress the hisec people |
St Mio
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
138
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:52:00 -
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Positus Repicus wrote:(...) Give us 200 maelstroms and 50 scimis and nothing will touch 9UY. Oh, and hero frigates. If I fly hero tackle do I get to play a snazzy theme song in the background on comms? I was thinking maybe Ride of the Valkyries or something... |
Desert Ice78
Gryphon River Industries Bloodbound.
21
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:56:00 -
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I'm guessing it was a slow day in Fountain.
Will ignore. I am a pod pilot:
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg |
Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
45
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:57:00 -
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There's no room for benevolence in Eve. The natural entropy of 0.0 will claim Freeport Chribba and 9UY. It is inevitable. |
Krios Ahzek
58
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Posted - 2011.11.10 05:59:00 -
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THIS. MEANS. WAR. I have no tears to cry. |
Marlakh
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
11
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Posted - 2011.11.10 06:02:00 -
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The name and good reputation of Chribba, my most esteemed Sebiestor kin, shall live on long after TEST's name has been ground to dust, and forgotten. Soon, the only thing worth remembering about this futile war-dec is our amusement at the antics of the aggressors.
With that, I thank TEST in advance for their tears. |
Graic Gabtar
The Lemon Party
3
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Posted - 2011.11.10 06:05:00 -
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So much talking.
Doing my head in. With respect can people just start shooting?
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Alina Wize
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
66
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Posted - 2011.11.10 06:06:00 -
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XIRUSPHERE
In Bacon We Trust
97
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Posted - 2011.11.10 06:06:00 -
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You can't destroy an idea silly dreddits, strike chribba down and he will only become stronger. The advantage of a bad memory is that one can enjoy the same good things for the first time several times.
One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear. |
Herta Bouri
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
3
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Posted - 2011.11.10 06:11:00 -
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When I first read the announcement that we're declaring war on Chribba and all of empire basically I was against the idea considering the circumstances by which brought us to this decision....After having read page after page of this post, I am fitting my ships with eager anticipation. |
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Jita Squatter
End of Time Observatory Resonance Cascade Scenario
1
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Posted - 2011.11.10 06:12:00 -
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Rocky Deadshot wrote:Predicting Chirbba removing his assets from null sec and no longer providing his services to 1000s of players, and probably gonna drop his main playing toons down to the NPC corp for safety.
to be honest, i doubt it... I'm willing to bet a hundred million isk that he just remains docked up and does NOT leave his alliance... IN FACT i would be suprised if Chribba even holds a grudge against TEST....
That being said... Test Alliance Please Fail.... |
Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
1044
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Posted - 2011.11.10 06:13:00 -
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Notchicken wrote:I'm looking forward to seeing your silly pubbie hodgepodge attempts to defend against an organized fleet doctrine.
Why, are you bringing some allies to help you? Malcanis' Law: Any proposal justified on the basis that "it will benefit new players" is invariably to the greater advantage of older, richer players.
Things to do in EVE:-áhttp://swiftandbitter.com/eve/wtd/ |
Herp McDerpinstan
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
2
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Posted - 2011.11.10 06:13:00 -
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Marlakh wrote:The name and good reputation of Chribba, my most esteemed Sebiestor kin, shall live on long after TEST's name has been ground to dust, and forgotten. Soon, the only thing worth remembering about this futile war-dec is our amusement at the antics of the aggressors.
With that, I thank TEST in advance for their tears.
Sweet RPing bro.
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Jita Squatter
End of Time Observatory Resonance Cascade Scenario
1
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Posted - 2011.11.10 06:14:00 -
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My official prodiction is that test WILL take 9UY, but within a month or two, either they will gift it back to him, or once TEST gets bored, someone else will retake it and give it back to him.....
I for one look forward to the fireworks... to bad I wont be able to see them.... as i will be staying docked the whole time.... |
Zed Word
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
1
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Posted - 2011.11.10 06:18:00 -
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Marlakh wrote:The name and good reputation of Chribba, my most esteemed Sebiestor kin, shall live on long after TEST's name has been ground to dust, and forgotten. Soon, the only thing worth remembering about this futile war-dec is our amusement at the antics of the aggressors.
With that, I thank TEST in advance for their tears.
Most Honourable Sir,
The 69th Marching Dickbutts will not stand for this slight to our good virtue. We shall meet you on the field of battle. |
Raptor217
Martyr's Vengence Test Alliance Please Ignore
8
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Posted - 2011.11.10 06:20:00 -
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And people actually think we're trolling them.
huehuehuehue |
BarryBonez
Ixion Defence Systems Tactical Narcotics Team
0
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Posted - 2011.11.10 06:21:00 -
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wtf is a chibba
what time is the fight, im 15 jumps out |
Jada Maroo
Mysterium Astrometrics BRABODEN
417
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Posted - 2011.11.10 06:21:00 -
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Takes quite an alliance to declare war on one person. I'm impressed. |
Herp McDerpinstan
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
4
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Posted - 2011.11.10 06:23:00 -
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BarryBonez wrote:wtf is a chibba
what time is the fight, im 15 jumps out
He mines in titans and doesnGÇÖt afraid of anything.
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BarryBonez
Ixion Defence Systems Tactical Narcotics Team
0
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Posted - 2011.11.10 06:25:00 -
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Herp McDerpinstan wrote:BarryBonez wrote:wtf is a chibba
what time is the fight, im 15 jumps out He mines in titans and doesnGÇÖt afraid of anything. doesnt afraid of anything? sounds like me |
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