As of 0100 EVE time today, TEST Alliance Please Ignore has formally declared war upon the forces of the mighty man Chribba and his legions of pubbies.

9UY shall fall.

http://i.imgur.com/VM4MQ.png

Predicts a larger allaince declaring war against Test and keep them too busy to bother with the mighty veldvatar.

Predicts a larger allaince declaring war against Test and keep them too busy to bother with the mighty veldvatar.

Middle Management Rex

Predicts a larger allaince declaring war against Test and keep them too busy to bother with the mighty veldvatar.

Predicts a larger allaince declaring war against Test and keep them too busy to bother with the mighty veldvatar.

I'm looking forward to seeing your silly pubbie hodgepodge attempts to defend against an organized fleet doctrine.

Because everyone knows that dropping a super-cap fleet on a carebear is the definition of elite pvp.

Because everyone knows that dropping a super-cap fleet on a carebear is the definition of elite pvp.

Because everyone knows that dropping a super-cap fleet on a carebear is the definition of elite pvp.

I thought TEST were goon pets anyway?

Ahh the word pubbie... one of the many reasons I left null sec

*braces for goon and TEST hate*

I'm looking forward to seeing your silly pubbie hodgepodge attempts to defend against an organized fleet doctrine.

This time we're serious.

I predict that TEST will be finding that having Chribba assist them may become difficult.

The stations will burn, his sov will be torn asunder. Any pubbies and bears that seek their fame will only find Death. The only spoils to be found in this fight will fall to TEST. Our fleets will be met with whatever kitchen sink clusterfuck ragtag band can muster, and they will be met by gnashing teeth and hungry weapons. Make no mistake and do not underestimate the force we can bring to bear. This will not be fun, we will not move from the lines we draw in his sand. These action will not conclude til the bell tolls for a once powerful man, who will have all that was previously coveted stripped away from him.








Be warned.

what supers

I predict that TEST will be finding that having Chribba assist them may become difficult.

Hi there, I'm the dude who announced the campaign against Chribba.

Just an FYI, we don't hate Chribba, we hate you.

I predict that TEST will be finding that having Chribba assist them may become difficult.

I'd love to see the best defense the highsec carebears can put up. Bring your officer fitted ships to defend your god, please.

Hi there, I'm the dude who announced the campaign against Chribba.

Just an FYI, we don't hate Chribba, we hate you.

Most of us handle all of our own services and using third parties outside of the Reich is frowned upon.

If you bring a big enough force I doubt many will try stopping you.

Did someone say Skyrim? Oh they said ToR Beta. Either way other things to think about than EVE.

Yes, TEST are that terrible.

This is the part where TEST crumples under the weight of a thousand PVP fitted Hulks.
Yes, TEST are that terrible.

I will be there. Not so much to defend Chribba (will be simply out of principle, cause I'm not part of TEST), but simply to have fun dying in a fire of lag. Not much chance to do that in HS.

Do let me know when to show up.


Oh and be careful TEST, don't go after Chribba for too much... or CCP may call it harassment. And I would be quite upset if something as interesting as this ended like that. it would be very anticlimactic.

Taking SOV is not harassment.

This is the part where TEST crumples under the weight of a thousand PVP fitted Hulks.
Yes, TEST are that terrible.

Destroying dreads in 0.0, even if they have a funny story, does not constitute harassment.

Predicts a larger allaince declaring war against Test and keep them too busy to bother with the mighty veldvatar.

Guys I just took a picture of TEST's capital fleet!!! http://i.imgur.com/XM38n.png

I'll tell you what is kind of cool about this.

You have a big alliance telling the entirety of EvE that they are going to take a large fleet into a specific system (9UY) in ADVANCE of their attack.

I don't care who wins. I can say that when I get out of this +5 implant clone I'm heading over there. Not to fight... just for the lulz...

+1 for cahones...

I'm looking forward to seeing your silly pubbie hodgepodge attempts to defend against an organized fleet doctrine.

CCP release your killmail changes immediately.

Somehow, I can't help but feel that provoking a guy whose primary business model is acting as a go-between for supercap traders isn't the brightest idea, but you know what, I support this. One way or another, things are going to blow up.

Chribba will draw upon his legions for protection.

We must protect chribba from the menace that is the testmacht.

We never use his services, we are pretty sure he doesnt like us because we tend to make fun of that hose-bag he is paying hiring to date him.

Don't bash on mintchip.

Are you kidding?

We must protect chribba from the menace that is the testmacht.

Chribba will be furious when he hears about this.

Aww I guess you guys were feeling a little left out in the media? Goons taking to much of the spot light?

The reason he is powerful doesn't have to do with his null sec ventures.. it has to do with who he is.
You can take his corner of space, but you will never take away the legend that he is.
At the best, you'll effect null sec economics that runs through him...

Oh this is gonna be the lolz...

Some people in TEST do use his services and recommend them (+1 to Chribba 3rd party service). But I have the feeling his response is going to be "meh" and nothing will change. The pubbie reaction will be hilarious though, I do hope a large enough defense fleet can be brought together to actually give us a challenge. Should be fun times for all.

Quick question TEST...

What would be your reaction, in general, if the Carebear Defenders won the first engagement?

What happens when you no longer have any place to launder your big piles of RMT isks?

Until I see Chribba posting to confirm, this is just another PET alliance bluster thread.

I guess they feel they're on an attention roll today. The little bees have trained them well.

Mr Epeen

What a weird post. All these testies.....

Are they trying to convice each other, with their ham-fisted ****-talking, that they are gonna win? - a nerdy kind of pathetic.

Or maybe this is a bluff and someone else is getting hit. Do the goons really make you guys sit down to pee?

Until I see Chribba posting to confirm, this is just another PET alliance bluster thread.

I guess they feel they're on an attention roll today. The little bees have trained them well.

Mr Epeen

I must say that as a newcomer and complete outsider to the entire EVE meta/social game....

Quick question TEST...

What would be your reaction, in general, if the Carebear Defenders won the first engagement?

These are pubbies we will be fighting, and the most they will probably muster are navy ravens because navy ravens can do l4s and that is all that is important and if a ship can do an l4 it can do everything right guys?

Lies!

There have been no newcomers to this game for years.

Only new alts.

Mr Epeen

There have been no newcomers to this game for years.

I wonder what would happen if Eve-UNI showed up with 2000 Griffins and Blackbirds, and the rest of high sec showed up with 2000 more?

I wonder what would happen if Eve-UNI showed up with 2000 Griffins and Blackbirds, and the rest of high sec showed up with 2000 more?

We're having a newbie drive at the moment. All of our fleets this week have had a bunch of precious little dudes in rifters helping the bitter vets fight some evil dudes in Delve. They are all better people than you.

How much did you take them for?

Bad time having the anti scamming thing start when you are in the middle of a 'recruitment' drive. Now I understand all the hate for CCP.

Mr Epeen

How much did you take them for?

Bad time having the anti scamming thing start when you are in the middle of a 'recruitment' drive. Now I understand all the hate for CCP.

Mr Epeen

How much did you take them for?

Bad time having the anti scamming thing start when you are in the middle of a 'recruitment' drive. Now I understand all the hate for CCP.

Mr Epeen

I wonder what would happen if Eve-UNI showed up with 2000 Griffins and Blackbirds, and the rest of high sec showed up with 2000 more?

How much did you take them for?

Bad time having the anti scamming thing start when you are in the middle of a 'recruitment' drive. Now I understand all the hate for CCP.

Mr Epeen

I'm looking forward to seeing your silly pubbie hodgepodge attempts to defend against an organized fleet doctrine.

Some of the posts in this thread are just making me want to do this more and more.

Dreddit is literally the easiest corp to get into in game. We're 75% spies.

Test has an organized fleet doctrine? When did this occur?

They didn't get to be a thousands strong alliance by not accepting anyone ever. There exists a way to apply to Goonswarm.

Mr Krios

Of course. There are two ways.

Renting or joining as a pet alliance.

One pet alliance is a good chunk of those thousands of which you speak. And the renters cover the rest.

Mr Epeen

I should have been more clear. We are having a newbie drive for actual Goons and it's been costing me a ton of money because I have been showering them with isk all week.

Hay Test! You know what would be really awesome! Tell us exactly what time you plan to begin your siege! I just want to make sure I have my market and logistic stuff taken care of first... trying to plan ahead a bit... you know... pencil this in. Doesn't look like you'll meet too much resistance here... so why not?

So Goonswaffe is one guy and the rest of it is composed of pet alliances and renters?

Mr Krios

Close.

The Goons is Mittens. Then in order of importance come the little bees, the pets and the renters.

Mr Epeen

You have no concept of what is about to happen, do you.

So Goonswaffe is one guy and the rest of it is composed of pet alliances and renters?

Mr Krios

The Goons is Mittens. Then in order of importance come the little bees, the pets and the renters.

Mr Epeen

You have no concept of what is about to happen, do you.

The fact that we can make you this mad is proof that we are good at Eve.

I don't think he's ever been in a fight bigger than 10v10

50 scimis

Hello Spacefriends.

Proven FCs. .

What happens when you no longer have any place to launder your big piles of RMT isks?

If this is not a troll...

Overriding their reputation as happy go-lucky funny guyz, the Alliance known as ''TEST alliance, please ignore'' officially turned heel tonight, by calling out Eve's biggest and most crowd-loved babyface, Chribba.

Will the feud be resolved in time for Winterslam?
(If you don't know about pro wrestling terminology just read this, it's the best way to describe any dramatic storyline ever)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heel_%28professional_wrestling%29
Let's hope they won't end up Jobbing for Chribba...

tbqh I've been in fights with maybe 100 on each side... never really in anything bigger than that though... it's kind of sad. I've been thinking maybe in a few months I'll find an alliance or something just to see a really big fight. Maybe I'll see one when Test rolls up Cribba but my timing may be off.

United Highsec Front is officially offering its services in the defense of Chribba and the honorable and honest way of playing Eve that he stands for. We were formed by Xystance, TEST's former military director, as a vehicle to get highsec players comfortable with pvp in nullsec and have multiple FC's in euro and us tz's with extensive experience leading large nullsec fights. The 99 Percent alliance is ready to accept any corps wishing to assist us and UHF itself is openly recruiting anyone that wishes to learn nullsec war or just shoot at goons (and test in this case).

Give us 200 maelstroms and 50 scimis and nothing will touch 9UY. Oh, and hero frigates.

Mr Epeen

ITT TEST is used by Goons to take out a trusted 3rd party, to raise more business for Mittens.

I'm looking forward to seeing your silly pubbie hodgepodge attempts to defend against an organized fleet doctrine.

Hello Spacefriends.

As one of the goodpoasting Magi mentioned in the Bible that visited Our Lord and Savior upon his virgin birth in Bethlehem, I'm here to explain this clearly so you all understand what's going on, and why.

We are going to burn 9UY4-H to the ground. Chribba must be podded at our hand. His mining titans must explode. We will not stop until we are appeased.

Yes, this has been tried twice before by ill-trained rabble, but the full might of our alliance is now being brought to bear on the target. Well-organized, disciplined, battle tested pilots. Proven FCs. Fleet doctrine that has succeeded time and time again. Resources few in the game can match. As much as you may hate us, you know all this to be true.

Now, you might say that TEST is a hurfblurfing bunch or scammers and sperglords. And this is true. But our wills are united, and our commitment is unshakable. Why? Because CCP has angered us, and we now shall take our revenge on ALL Empire pubbies. The assault will continue until our thirst vengeance as been slaked by destroying the Magical Unicorn Prince of Publords. Your furious posting wails of "TEST HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME" only fuels our war machine.

No matter how many of our ships you may destroy, we will just keep coming. Because we're stupid like that.

TL;DR We're coming to destroy 9UY4-H. No you can't stop us. Yes, we know we're jerks. And the picture is that of our dinosaur mascot dressed up as everyone's favorite WWII villain.

Test has an organized fleet doctrine? When did this occur?

Addendum: proven FCs? closest thing to either of those is you herps flying through period basis screaming 'DELVE POLICE'... and even then you only get about 50% of your fleet in actual navy frigates.

just sayin.

Addendum: proven FCs? closest thing to either of those is you herps flying through period basis screaming 'DELVE POLICE'... and even then you only get about 50% of your fleet in actual navy frigates.

just sayin.

(...) Give us 200 maelstroms and 50 scimis and nothing will touch 9UY. Oh, and hero frigates.

Predicting Chirbba removing his assets from null sec and no longer providing his services to 1000s of players, and probably gonna drop his main playing toons down to the NPC corp for safety.

I'm looking forward to seeing your silly pubbie hodgepodge attempts to defend against an organized fleet doctrine.

The name and good reputation of Chribba, my most esteemed Sebiestor kin, shall live on long after TEST's name has been ground to dust, and forgotten. Soon, the only thing worth remembering about this futile war-dec is our amusement at the antics of the aggressors.

With that, I thank TEST in advance for their tears.

The name and good reputation of Chribba, my most esteemed Sebiestor kin, shall live on long after TEST's name has been ground to dust, and forgotten. Soon, the only thing worth remembering about this futile war-dec is our amusement at the antics of the aggressors.

With that, I thank TEST in advance for their tears.

wtf is a chibba

what time is the fight, im 15 jumps out

He mines in titans and doesnGÇÖt afraid of anything.

There's no room for benevolence in Eve. The natural entropy of 0.0 will claim Freeport Chribba and 9UY. It is inevitable.

Takes quite an alliance to declare war on one person. I'm impressed.

I find this amusing, seeing as how it was UK that gifted it to him...

Guys I just took a picture of TEST's capital fleet!!! http://i.imgur.com/XM38n.png

Don't be dishonest, you forgot this one: http://bit.ly/t8Vm6L

It's not the one person we want. It's his fan club.

I wonder what would happen if Eve-UNI showed up with 2000 Griffins and Blackbirds, and the rest of high sec showed up with 2000 more?

So you want legions of carebears to fly out and die to pad the alliance killboard. No doubt that will take a great deal of skill. Now I'm doubly impressed.

That would have been before my time but I thought U'K was forced to leave Providence when the NIP period fell apart. UNITY Station / 9UY wouldn't have been theirs to gift to anyone. I could be wrong about this.

No joke, the first TEST capital I ever saw in my entire EVE career, and this came after a week or so flying with them, was a battle rorqual hotdropped into a home defense fleet engagement.

Gosh is there really nothing todo out there and are they all so bored from doing nothing

must be one of the sypthoms of disease called napinitis

Can't say I care much.

Gosh is there really nothing todo out there and are they all so bored from doing nothing

must be one of the sypthoms of disease called napinitis

So you want legions of carebears to fly out and die to pad the alliance killboard. No doubt that will take a great deal of skill. Now I'm doubly impressed.

Here's an idea, let's all agree that all fighting in that system can only be done with a Kestrel.

On serios note: If properly organized, a defense of Chribba I would join.

INB4 this turns into a Goonthread. Oh wait.. d'oh.
On serios note: If properly organized, a defense of Chribba I would join.

Fake Edit: Last time I post before having any coffee.

I, for one, will be impressed if they even manage to fill one fleet and make a second, and then they don't end up just blowing each other all up without fleet color markers.

You think there's a chance that it won't be properly organized?

Just follow time honored napsec tradition, fill the system with defense till it's a sideshow and at critical mass about to kill the node. When your opponent comes in you can slaughter them with your 10-30 minute rof weapons as they sit in black screen unable to complete their circle jerk. Then everyone gets free ghost ships and reimbursements.

taadaaa.

Just follow time honored napsec tradition, fill the system with defense till it's a sideshow and at critical mass about to kill the node. When your opponent comes in you can slaughter them with your 10-30 minute rof weapons as they sit in black screen unable to complete their circle jerk. Then everyone gets free ghost ships and reimbursements.

taadaaa.

You should actually try nullsec sometime instead of just repeating tired memes that you read from bad posters.

Because everyone knows that dropping a super-cap fleet on a carebear is the definition of elite pvp.

Our finances are open for public viewing, RMT is a DRF thing :

http://tinyurl.com/test-money (Google Docs)

U'K was not "forced to leave Providence", we did it more just out of being tired of trying to make the NIP work. Giving 9UY to Chribba happened at that point, in order to keep it open to everyone, and as a "**** you" to anyone wanting to conquer it.

Shouldn't you be silk-screening more Che shirts right now?

woohoo in on page 11(?)

Looks interesting, I welcome all pilots to the Cottage for coffee and kladdkaka, TEST pilots and regular. I'm sure you'll like it and hopefully you will find it as good that you want to continue to serve the goodies after you take over managment as well

Regardless if the system and outpost get new owners I am honored to have been your host there for over a year, it's been wonderful. It is a goal completed, being an outpost manager. I wish I would be there to pew pew you (not really since I don't pvp) but I am probably busy 3rd partying the supers you buy to attack me

But I for one look forward to see what happens, go sandbox go!

PS. More role playing posts

*bows*

/c

I am probably busy 3rd partying the supers you buy to attack me

As always - a class act.

not like TEST has space where they can build their own supers

Admitting defeat before a shot is fired is classy?

If only CCP would figure out how to clear out all the trolls. Would make everyone's lives so much more pleasant.

Well that's not nice...

I know little about TEST, but the posting style is indistinguishable from Goonswarm. Is TEST the Goonswarm minor league team?