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agenttits
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Posted - 2006.05.26 16:04:00 -
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mmm let me see i would say one that made me **** myself ...
first time in a big gang was told to aline to a station warped in with weapons primed was asked to approach the station (to aline for ss)and locked it ..... bye bye apoc best 30 sec of my life
ps...empire wars suck
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2006.05.27 01:18:00 -
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Edited by: Tenacha Khan on 27/05/2006 01:21:10
Well, here is my dumb and funny moments
When I was 2month old Xpohoc bought me a bs when I joined tundragon, I then got camped in a station by Sutty from evolution, I didnt dare undock incase he blew up the ship I could not afford in the first place...when I think back, he was 60km away from sentry range, no0bs in bs 4tl.
Nafri> ooh hostile frigs, im in a stilleto, gonna play with them brb
Lifewire> I was in a smartbombing bs killing them
Nafri> ****, Im 30 jumps away
I was playing about in an ishkur just the other nite, I get bored trying to fight a wolf who doesnt want to play, so I decide to grab an inty which he might fight. /me jumps in a shuttle and warps to gate, just as I exit warp I log off my alt that I am in gang with.....Come out of warp and I see 2 ceptors and damm.... Gang bug  but, hold on, just as they see me, they warp the hell out
After castor patch my ss was halved and allowed me to jump into orvolle then it was a 0.5 . So I am on my way to orvolle in my megathron, when all of a sudden I get ganged by Lifewire just as I come out of warp into 8bs with multiple support. I think 'oh ****, im ******, damm you lifewire!!!!!', but no, a guy in local, syas, 'tenacha, we aint falling for this one again' and they all jump out, my closest friend was 12 jumps away.
I have more and will tell later, but the guys are getting ****ed off due to my lack of concentration.
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Lorth
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Posted - 2006.05.27 01:58:00 -
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Ok lets see...
I was challanged by a guy to a 1v1 once. We fought at a gate, a chock point actually. During our fight a tempest showed up, and since my opponent wasn't doing very good damage, I engaged the tempest, and killed that. I then turned back to the typhoon I was having the 1v1 with, and killed him. The two best things about that fight were the pilots names, Mr. Clueless, and Stupid c5. And the convo with the typhoon after.
One of my first 'kills' in supremacy involved an ejecting indy pilot. We had gotten news that norad were moving POS stuff back to empire. We found the indy pilot in system, and tried to hunt him down. I managed to scan him at a moon, and when I warped there, it turns out he has ejected to scout the gates. I hope in his ship just as he warped back. Well he was nice enough to fit a 280mm on there, so I took couple a pot shots, killed him with a wreaking. So not only did he lose a ship worht 300mill with cargo, he was also podded by his own industrial.
I was solo hunting in a domi away from home. Not paying any attention what so ever, I jumped into a chock point system. Full of red pilots at the gate. Panicking I barfed out drones, and tried to warp. About the same time I noticed they were shooting each other. So I stoped my warp, and started fighting who ever was in range, get a couple kill mails from each side before I got out of there.
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Lorth
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Posted - 2006.05.27 02:12:00 -
[214]
Oh one more...
I was cruising through a random 0.1 system in my newly trained for deimos (a long time back) and heard over local.
Help pirate in belt 3, I'm being ganked.
So being the 'nice' guy I am, I warped to the belt, and I see this poor mining apoc being pounded on by a thorax. I kill the thorax, with no problems, then a thought begins to build in my head... Can I? Should I? Is this really right?
To hell with it I said, locked and scrambled the mining apoc and killed him too.
The smack made it worth it.
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Wizie
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Posted - 2006.05.27 02:39:00 -
[215]
 Originally by: Lorth
Ok lets see...
I was challanged by a guy to a 1v1 once. We fought at a gate, a chock point actually. During our fight a tempest showed up, and since my opponent wasn't doing very good damage, I engaged the tempest, and killed that. I then turned back to the typhoon I was having the 1v1 with, and killed him. The two best things about that fight were the pilots names, Mr. Clueless, and Stupid c5. And the convo with the typhoon after.
One of my first 'kills' in supremacy involved an ejecting indy pilot. We had gotten news that norad were moving POS stuff back to empire. We found the indy pilot in system, and tried to hunt him down. I managed to scan him at a moon, and when I warped there, it turns out he has ejected to scout the gates. I hope in his ship just as he warped back. Well he was nice enough to fit a 280mm on there, so I took couple a pot shots, killed him with a wreaking. So not only did he lose a ship worht 300mill with cargo, he was also podded by his own industrial.
I was solo hunting in a domi away from home. Not paying any attention what so ever, I jumped into a chock point system. Full of red pilots at the gate. Panicking I barfed out drones, and tried to warp. About the same time I noticed they were shooting each other. So I stoped my warp, and started fighting who ever was in range, get a couple kill mails from each side before I got out of there.
Lorth don't lie.. You know that the events mentioned NEVER happened.. Nor did that one incident where the guy was ****ed that you were a pirate without a bounty/-ve sec status. ALL LIES!!!
Wheres that convo? 
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Lorth
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Posted - 2006.05.27 03:38:00 -
[216]
Follow the link my friend
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Lucian Alucard
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Posted - 2006.05.27 03:58:00 -
[217]
Lorth is my new hero lol!!!!!!!!!
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Entilzah Valen
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Posted - 2006.05.27 05:48:00 -
[218]
Originally by: Waut
Commander on Teamspeak: KGGGGHHH*white noise*'nt jump!
A guy jumps trough
Commander on Teamspeak: Don't Jump! Don't! hostile fleet on the other side
The guy: oh F...
The rest of us:
Haha I remember that, that had to be Wierd Beard's ****** up mic.
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Imode
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Posted - 2006.05.27 07:10:00 -
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Had one just last night. I undock in my Enyo only to see all these red squares outside the station. I was still in empire though, so I wasn't about to shoot any of them. Few seconds later, a Cormorant play locks me. Initially, I think, "I better not lock back", but you know, I'm retarded so I lock him back.
Not 10 seconds later, a war target undocks from the station, right on top of me. OMG, ATTACK MODE!!!! I hit the lock button, target is invulnerable. I mash it a couple more times and JACKPOT. I get lock, F1 F2 F3 F4 yeah baby, that Kestrel is toast! To my horror, whoosh, off he goes into warp. So yeah, F1 F2 F3 F4 start shooting on the Cormorant that I had locked. 2 seconds later, I'm floating in my pod.
Funny thing is, I had accidentally done the same thing less than half an hour ago, in a 0.4 system and managed to get out with my Enyo in half armor. I guess it was just meant to die, either that or there's a little y4rrr in me dying to come out.
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Tadis
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Posted - 2006.05.27 10:32:00 -
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Edited by: Tadis on 27/05/2006 10:32:09
Last night coming across a bubble camp (about 10 x mediums), sending a suicide runner in, to detract attention from the cynosual ship that jumped in sametime and let a capital fleet jump in to pop the bubbles.
Then our fleet jumped in through the gate while the bubbles were being popped.
rar. The "Wtf" factor kept me laughing for ages ^^
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Reto
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Posted - 2006.05.27 11:27:00 -
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Edited by: Reto on 27/05/2006 11:28:38
in the old pre-rmr days i was a young and noobish pilot.
when my corp decided to venture into 0.0 we made lots of effort to get expensive ships, more expensive equipment and loads of fat guns in order not getting ganked while movin down deep into the south. we formed a gang and hit the lanes.
17 battle ships and 5 corp haulers full of equipment for the coming days in the wild and savage regions of deep space.
in that time we werent part of any alliance but applied to a 0.0 entity. 1 hour before we got the friendly flagging and became official members of that alliance we started the voyage. passing sendaya, doril, utopia with no resistance or difficulty we thought "boy this is easy".
entering the stain region we encountered only one pilot who vanished very quick after watching local.
movin deeper and deeper into the unknown space we thought 0.0 was totally empty of human life...
not knowing that at this time our new alliance formed a 60+ battleship interception fleet in belief of a hostile attack to chase us we moved further to our destination system. the last 5 jumps before our system...our application transfer delay left only somert around 4 minutes.
4 jumps...wooooo !
3 jumps...yay !
2 jumps...almost there =)) !
1 jump... scout: OMG HEAVY ATTACK FLEET INCOMING !!!!!!
A massive blob appeared directly before us at our gate warpin point....
our thoughts: wow they made a welcome parade for us...look at all these blue icons =))
their thoughts: wtf ?! wheres the enemy fleet ?? i almost got a heart attack !!!
Originally by: s4mp3r0r
"Hey man, you're mom has a cruise missile".
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Captain Churchill
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Posted - 2007.01.01 07:15:00 -
[222]
I've never really PvP'd but one thing that did happen was me and a friend were just hangin' out in a 'roid belt waiting for NPCs to respawn (we'd already cleared out all the other belts). Anyway, for some reason he targets me and I autotarget him with out realizing it, and about 20 seconds later some dude in a t1 frig warps in and starts shooting at me so I'm like "No problem dude, I got this." I target him and do a little alpha strike with 7 heavies. Approximatly .5 seconds later my buddy (which was still locked) exploded under the combined force of seven heavy missiles.
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Father Weebles
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.01.01 07:46:00 -
[223]
back in march/april of '06 a corpmate asked several of us newbies to test his arazu's tank, so it was 3 newbs in 2 caracals and a ferox versus a vet in an arazu. We engage the arazu and before we know what happened the arazu's tank is virtually gone. By this time my corpmate asks everybody to stop firing (typing ftl). I was in a ferox and as soon as the arazu's armor dissappeared i deactivated my 5 missile launchers, but it was too late because 5 missiles ended up hitting its structure, resulting in a dead faction fitted arazu which i had layed the final blow.
Scourge Heavy Missile, Qty: 1842 (Cargo)
Covert Ops Cloaking Device II
250mm Carbide Railgun I
250mm 'Scout' I Accelerator Cannon
Medium Armor Repairer II
Co-Processor II
Dread Guristas Warp Disruptor
Remote Sensor Dampener I
'Langour' Drive Disruptor I
Local Power Plant Manager: Capacitor Flux I
Scourge Heavy Missile, Qty: 19
Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 8
newbies 1, arazu 0
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Mark Starkiller
Caldari
Celestial Horizon Corp.
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Posted - 2007.01.01 10:19:00 -
[224]
tartoken 0,1 sec...lonetrek region 1,5 years ago. i am in cov ops (half drunk)scouting the gate for war targets. My corp members are about to enter the system. I report x gate is clear. 4 or 5 of them jumped in and got poded. I was watching wrong gate
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Gardiner
Minmatar
Silver Star Federation
Kurai Komichi
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Posted - 2007.01.01 14:00:00 -
[225]
i was trying to catch up with gang, to attack smash alliance. we were coming from curse where we was based and i was like 6 jumps behind the gang and im so sleepy that i warped myself into a belt and got scrambled and pwned by 1 frig 1 bs spawn.. in my bb
lol explaining that to gang members wasent fun :(
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ParMizaN
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.01 14:11:00 -
[226]
Hah, killing jexter's crow as a noob in my moa by sheer luck while i was ratting in low sec
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Ridlei
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Posted - 2007.01.02 02:07:00 -
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Was in a smallish gang of 8-10 pilots coming down the pipe from deklein, We had a hostile domi jump into us and quickly ganked by our gang.
About 30 mins later down the pipe, our scout gets convo'd by the domi pilot, asking if the otherside of the gate was safe. Needless to say our scout said it was safe to proceed and he jumped into us a second time in a fresh domi! The scout was on the kill mail for the first kill as well. :)
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Shiwan Khan
Vengeance of the Fallen
Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.02 02:15:00 -
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this one happend to me just recently. Ok, so anyone who frequents this forum knows i am a HUGE forum *****. Anyway, i had my t2 fitted hurricane in e02, i undock and joined a gang that was camping the station. I got bored as station camping is one of the most boring activities, and a friend of mine linked me to a thread on these ebil forums. I begin reading intently and soon forget that i actually was logged in, undocked, and essentially afk. 15 or 20 mins later it occured to me that i was undocked. I switch back to eve and notice im in a station and my mail is blinking...****! I lost my 140ish mill hurricane and got podded all due to these ebil forums! oh well...lol
"TO THETR DRUMNBS OF WAR WET GHO" - Buddrow
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Red Six
Reikoku
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.01.02 02:18:00 -
[229]
This happened last night while we were taking the 0-0 station in Esoteria.
We had the station down to 1% left and an ASCN battleship docks. He beats the ownership change by like 15 seconds. His buddy who was a little slower arrived 5 seconds after ownership transfer and unable to dock and a nice fleet there to help him ring in the new year. We were laughing on TS for about 10 minutes after that.
Originally by: Eridu Fallen
Upon closer inspection, that Caldari BS doesn't even look like it got hit with the ugly stick, it looks like it *is* the ugly stick.
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mamolian
Vortex.
Maelstrom Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.02 05:58:00 -
[230]
Originally by: Verone
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Oh thats cruel hahahaha
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mamolian
Vortex.
Maelstrom Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.02 06:19:00 -
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Myself and about 5/6 corp mates were camping a gate close to home, scout screams about 17 or targets incoming, in frigs cruisers BC's etc, while we were mostly in Battleships, we figured our chances were pretty good..
As the first of their group started arriving on the gate into our camp, again the scout began to get excited..
Just then I notice one or two friendly faces warping off from the gate.. and soon I was the only one left..
After much threats on the life of their unborn children, they started to return just in time before the fight began;)
Still the funniest was a good friend of mine EddOCT, as he logged off inside the bubble.. I think I called him every name under the sun on ventrilo, much to the amusement of many of the folks listening in.
After, We decided to christen him, LogOctSki.
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prathe
Minmatar
Omega Enterprises
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.01.13 20:58:00 -
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during the much over hyped ecp camp fest a bunch of corp mates were holding the torrinos gate w/cruisers and frigs
two hostiles jump in to kill the camp a tanked domi and a drake
what the domi pilot and drake pilot didn't realise was the drones were fighter courtesy of my and another alliance m8's carrier needless to say the outcome was probably far from what they expected
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Assur
Minmatar
Stronghold corp
Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.13 21:10:00 -
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Sitting with a bunch of people in the only belt in a .1 system waiting for our agression timer to wear off.
About 5 minutes before it wore off an interdictor warped right into the middle of us....
Another 15 minute wait ensued.
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MeatwagonUK
M. Corp
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.13 21:14:00 -
[234]
If anyone ever logged in a titan with agression and died that would probably be the funniest ever pvp moment. Not likely that anyone would be that dumb tho however
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Asylum Seaker
Minmatar
RONA Corporation
RONA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.14 00:17:00 -
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Edited by: Asylum Seaker on 14/01/2007 00:15:39
A lengthy duel between my destroyer and an enemy stealth bomber which resulted in a double KO and both of us in our pods laughing hysterically.
Either that or the time an enemy t2 frig gang jumped into the system and one of our guys decided to open a cyno at a pos so the whole hostile gang warped to the cyno and got slaughtered.
Memento Mori.
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Ares Splinter
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.14 03:52:00 -
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Prob about a week or two ago I came home from the club really, really drunk & decided that I wanted to go find some toxin. I was in my inty so I figured that I would find some in 6NJ. Sure enough I warp into system & there is one lone toxin. I warp to station @ 100 km & there he is. I immediately warp out & back in at close to optimal range. Instead of locking the toxin, I accidentally aggro the sentry gun....of course I am drunk & didnt realize it. I acquire my primary & just when I am in range for guns my inty gets blasted to bits by those damn Guristas:( I am sure the toxin thought it was funnier than me......but he still didnt get my pod:)
I logged in with my T2 Thorax at a delve, maybe querious npc station during the ASCN/BoB war & decided to roll down through period basis & hook up with the TCAG fleet sitting in a pos. I come across a system with a lone xelas pilot & then he gives me the 0/ in local......you must be kidding right? So I invite him to a gang & he accepts I warp in at optimal & he is still a ways away. I hit the mwd & acquire my target, a Domi .....in range I open up with my rails(I was giving firepower to an inty gang earlier). He got away....but I couldnt stop laughing:)
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Brunswick2
eXceed Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.14 06:28:00 -
[237]
Killing a vagabond with nothing but industrials 
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Xianthar
Sha Kharn Corp
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Posted - 2007.01.14 07:09:00 -
[238]
funniest and most fun
sha k had been operating in delve early in the bob war. ascn have us a heap of isk to get a freighter+stuff moved into fwst, we were not expected to get there, it was to be a distraction, but "nice if it works out" type of op.
what ensued was the most fun and the funniest night i've had in eve in a long time. i was fc most of the op that night as we tried to sneak the freighter into bob space. we logged this thing off once after sneaking it in a ways to fight off a group of ppl that came after it(bob + bob slaves). when we logged it back in we got bit by the bug where when a freighter logs in/undocks webbing it does not work, the support got warped away the freigher didn't move...sucked...2 minutes later the freighter was dead, it was a mistake, but what can i say, sha-k is not known for our logistical might
anyway, between the fights involving the freighter and the fights afterward we killed 43 ship (bob, bob slaves and fix), oh huge props to the fix gang that came into us, long story shortish we killed 43 ships and lost 2 cepters and 1 dictor (2 of them at a late night engagement in PB) easily one of the best times of eve i have ever had, probably the best.
-xian
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Hamatitio
Caldari
Fate.
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Posted - 2007.01.14 07:55:00 -
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Originally by: Leno
Oh right anyway, funniest thing is hard to pick, but i would probably say when me and 2 others in cruisers attacked a megathron and the guy ejected before his shields were gone. We took his mega and podded him. Later I got an eve-mail from him offering us all his corps bookmarks and safespots if we returned his mega to him
I was one of those other pilots!!!
I think i was the one that flew it to a station. haha... i had completely forgotten about that.
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Hamatitio
Caldari
Fate.
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Posted - 2007.01.14 07:59:00 -
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Originally by: Gyro
Covert "well i guess they warped to 20 to the stations"
FC "warpin us at 60 so load AM/EMP"
warpin
Covert "doh i forgot the size of the station.
I can neither confirm nor deny the allegations that I was in fact, that covert ops pilot.
Altho that did make for an amazing battle. All I saw was explosion everywhere, and because I couldnt lock anyone, i didnt know which side was winning. I was a very nervous person there for a bit. "oh god i just got our whole fleet pwnd"
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