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Shiwan Khan
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Posted - 2006.05.08 01:24:00 -
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Well i was thinking this forum could use a little less seriousness, so lets lighten the mood here a bit. The title speaks for itself, type out your funniest PvP experience, but it has to be personal experience, not what someone or some group of people did in battle. I'll start.
Well my funniest experience happened back in CA when i was a complete noob at PvP and was using a Blackbird because they are cheap and easy to use/fit. It was a small fleet engagement in e02 vs a group of Evol battleships (i believe this was Evol's first incursion into the newly formed CA space, so timeframe-wise this was about 2.5 years ago.) Evol would warp into the station anywhere from 100-120km away and we would begin engageing, we had the superior EW though, so we were able to neutralize the difference in numbers. We would start focus firing on a BS and it would warp out since we had no tacklers. I remember someone saying we needed tacklers so i had a lightbulb moment. I decided to dock in my Blackbird and refit it. I put a MWD and a couple warp disruptors on my blackbird. I undock and true to form Evol warp in at about 110km, and i begin my approach. As i speed toward the Evol ball of battleships i begin to lock the primary target and watch the km's click off, 50..49..48..47..ect until i was within 20km and BAM i threw my scramblers on Shrike. (i remember it was shrike because we always targeted him) It was about this time that they switched primaries from one of our BS's to me, flashing red all around me and i watched helplessly as my blackbird, pride of my PvP fighting force, bounced off of the hulls of hostile battleships like a pinball. I watched as my shields disappeared and my ship attempted to allign to warp out. Armor is gone now, i am almost out, then with about 300 structure left i manage to warp out, with my brother calling me a dumbass as he was at an adjacient computer watching my whole tactic unfold.
Thats my story, even to this day i laugh when i think about it. So now it's up to you, the eve populus, to tell your stories of grandure, or lack thereof!
"TO THETR DRUMNBS OF WAR WET GHO" - Buddrow
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Mang0o
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Posted - 2006.05.08 01:34:00 -
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When me and mentaxx was camping 0.4 and mentaxx hade a blackbird and i hade a apoc.. we was at a jump in point.. and a tempest jumps in.. and he starts mwding away and mentaxx blackbird is mwding aswell orbiting him at 500m and it looked so funny he was maybe 200km away when he got killed by mentaxx¦s blackbird.. and i could not do **** becos i dident have a mwd...
I love you Mang0o, take a guess why -Eris |
Verone
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Posted - 2006.05.08 01:34:00 -
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The funniest thing that's ever happened to me, almost killed me from laughing so hard.
I was sat on the gate to Litiura (sp?) in Passari in a plated Zealot.
A guy in the Amarr logistics cruiser called the "Guardian" jumped in with a couple of Tech 1 cruisers beside him, to this day I'm not sure if he was with them or not, but I engaged the logistics cruiser as it was the most expensive thing there, as an outlaw, drawing sentry fire.
The guy must have had autolock on, and paniced as he returned fire. Much to my amusement, he started to remote shield and cap boost me, and became flagged for assisting a criminal.
He was promptly torn to shreds by the Sentries.
I couldn't talk on Voice comms for ages I was laughing so hard, and almost lost my Zealot to the sentries as I totally lost concerntration.
VETO MEMBER MOVIES
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Leno
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Posted - 2006.05.08 01:35:00 -
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Originally by: Shiwan Khan Well i was thinking this forum could use a little less seriousness, so lets lighten the mood here a bit. The title speaks for itself, type out your funniest PvP experience, but it has to be personal experience, not what someone or some group of people did in battle. I'll start.
Well my funniest experience happened back in CA when i was a complete noob at PvP and was using a Blackbird because they are cheap and easy to use/fit. It was a small fleet engagement in e02 vs a group of Evol battleships (i believe this was Evol's first incursion into the newly formed CA space, so timeframe-wise this was about 2.5 years ago.) Evol would warp into the station anywhere from 100-120km away and we would begin engageing, we had the superior EW though, so we were able to neutralize the difference in numbers. We would start focus firing on a BS and it would warp out since we had no tacklers. I remember someone saying we needed tacklers so i had a lightbulb moment. I decided to dock in my Blackbird and refit it. I put a MWD and a couple warp disruptors on my blackbird. I undock and true to form Evol warp in at about 110km, and i begin my approach. As i speed toward the Evol ball of battleships i begin to lock the primary target and watch the km's click off, 50..49..48..47..ect until i was within 20km and BAM i threw my scramblers on Shrike. (i remember it was shrike because we always targeted him) It was about this time that they switched primaries from one of our BS's to me, flashing red all around me and i watched helplessly as my blackbird, pride of my PvP fighting force, bounced off of the hulls of hostile battleships like a pinball. I watched as my shields disappeared and my ship attempted to allign to warp out. Armor is gone now, i am almost out, then with about 300 structure left i manage to warp out, with my brother calling me a dumbass as he was at an adjacient computer watching my whole tactic unfold.
Thats my story, even to this day i laugh when i think about it. So now it's up to you, the eve populus, to tell your stories of grandure, or lack thereof!
haha noob!
Oh right anyway, funniest thing is hard to pick, but i would probably say when me and 2 others in cruisers attacked a megathron and the guy ejected before his shields were gone. We took his mega and podded him. Later I got an eve-mail from him offering us all his corps bookmarks and safespots if we returned his mega to him --------------- RIP - Smoske, My Friend
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Morrganna
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Posted - 2006.05.08 01:38:00 -
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Edited by: Morrganna on 08/05/2006 01:42:48 way back when i was in nsa and i fly back towards ec to help out an alliance mate in a scorp who was being attacked by 6 frigates. poor guy was so panicked he kept shoutingh oh im gonna die oh im dead. i finaly get there and their gone and he is sitting there alive i had to escort him like 15 jumps which took forever cause his nerves were so twichy it was hard for him to clck on stuff Sig removed, please keep it below 24000 bytes, email [email protected] if you have any questions - Xorus |
w0rmy
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Posted - 2006.05.08 01:44:00 -
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Warping 2 chars into a gate... punching F1-F7 on first char (damage dealer) and then alt+tab to other char...
Only to realise after loosing both ships, my F Lock key was not pressed, and my damage dealer was sitting there, doing nothing
Of course people whine, its cause your sig sucks
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Famine Aligher'ri
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Posted - 2006.05.08 02:17:00 -
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Me mysteriously un-cloaking in front of the Five fleet with my new rapier (bought it right when they hit market). I was trying to pick off some sragglers as well watching F-E get smacked (They did good that day though).
It was funny yet very sad then funny all over again!
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Shamis Orzoz
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Posted - 2006.05.08 02:33:00 -
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I think it would have to be, after leading us into a blob, Felnick told me: "All scouting is speculative"
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jamesw
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Posted - 2006.05.08 02:36:00 -
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While travelling in 0.0 a Velator, going between stations to move a ship - I saw a hostile in local, so of course I thought "what the hell" and turned on fraps, ready to attack whatever came out of warp.
A shuttle appears right near the gate, so I targetted him and turned on my CIVILIAN electron blaster when I was 25km out.
I watched in amusement as the pilot logged off to save his ship, despite apparently being in jump range.
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Reprisa
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Posted - 2006.05.08 03:37:00 -
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Taken from a IRON fleet op earlier this year. Pilot number one: "Hey, theres a cyno field in system!!! Lets check it out (evil grin)" FC: "Warping fleet to cyno field, lets take it to'em :)" Pilot number two: "Boy, i would sure suck if this cyno field was ast a pos..." Fleet: "....POS POS!!!"
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Luc Boye
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Posted - 2006.05.08 03:40:00 -
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Edited by: Luc Boye on 08/05/2006 03:40:46
back during GNW we were bored and went on roadtrip to Curse. So day 2 of that roadtrip, we are moving a gang of 15-20 ppl and we are about to get sandwiched by 2 CA blobs. So we are warping to safespot to scout them out, and upon arriving at safe, I really had to go to can.
I come back and hear faint sound thru my headphones, ppl yelling "Luc, where the hell are you going?" and some explosions. I get to PC just in time to warp my pod away after my megathron got ganked by 20 ppl.
Turns out, I sure did warp to safespot, but left my autopilot on and afked into the CA blob 2 jumps away
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Mad Medicine
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Posted - 2006.05.08 03:51:00 -
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flying between iss marginis and my corp's pos in a shuttle, i end up at a warp bubble, but to my amusment, was just 1 cruiser. He had the bubble out but was alone and was attacking the NPCs nearby, i was like wtf?? moved out of the bubble and warped on... Never understood that. Then my CEO logged in 5 minutes later and i told him about it, and he ran off with his BS to look for him :P but he never found him afterwards....
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Lucian Alucard
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Posted - 2006.05.08 04:27:00 -
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My funniest is in MC's The Merchant Marines Contract vid. Sig file must be no larger than 24000 bytes. Mail [email protected] for info - Cathath |
Dyson
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Posted - 2006.05.08 04:44:00 -
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So, I am on vent, and hear chatter about a hostile Inty on our gate. We didn't have the forces for a direct engagement, but I think "Hey, if I make the move, they will come". So there I am, attacking a Taranis in a Rifter. I am of course being torn to pieces. The nearby covops is watching, and decides to uncloak to give me a hand, but it's 30 seconds before that can happen, so I naturally end up in a pod. I try to warp out, but it's too late. Scrammed. I'm ******. I wait 5 seconds. He tags an MWD. I wait another 5. He's bumping off the gate and isn't hitting me. I wait another 5. The pilot realizes that he isn't in optimal range anymore, and starts heading back. Bam, the Covops drops some ECM on him. I warp away, safe, despite being scrammed in a warp pod for 15 or so seconds.
Was funny but wasn't there; RA jumps their Carrier into 995. While local is 100 plus. Including dreads. Much like undocking their two dreads into a blob of 80 ships, another smart RA move that cost them hundreds of millions of Isk.
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Raid
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Posted - 2006.05.08 05:14:00 -
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Alright this one was about 9 months ago maybe...
- Im sitting in Doril in my shiny new Munnin and i see a Dominix sitting at the Sendaya gate. - I warp in and we start going at it... a friend jumps in and joins the fun... Im in a close range heavy tanked munnin and this Dominix is heavy tanked with nothing but NOS and drones.. - My friend gets nosed and cant shoot anymore so its just me and this dominix going at it.. - I have no cap at this point but my guns are still going.. - After a few minutes i get him into structure... He's at half structure but he's finnaly broken my armor tank... he puts me into half structure... i start driving away from him getting ready to warp out... we're both 1/4 structure at this point... - when i hit warp i had 3% structure left i asked him in local how much he had left he had 5% structure..
- We had a good laught but i was ****ed i didnt get him.. So i repair real quick and jump into the next system. - I know he's going to jump into me at some point so i wait. Sure enough 5 minutes later he jumped in.. - I scramble him and start firing.. At this point he has no shields full armor and no strucutre.. So theres no way he's getting out of it this time. - I get him down to 1/4 armor and all of a sudden i stop shooting. WTF... **** im outa ammo!!! - This guy crawls to the gate and jumps through and all i can do is sit and watch.
So now im ****ed i log in a second character and chase him down and we blow him up with the help of my second account with a megathron. I went to station and got 5000 more rounds this time.
Originally by: Bared Bel'Medar Its a rare dialect called "dou'chay'ba'gh"... frequently used by members of this forum community. I was under the assumption you spoke it
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El Alamein
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Posted - 2006.05.08 05:58:00 -
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Edited by: El Alamein on 08/05/2006 06:03:32 Edited by: El Alamein on 08/05/2006 05:58:38 this ranks up there
the setup is we just cleared off a solid camp with our fleet,im in my blackbird, they refit in taisy/surroundings, they jump back in with close range battleships, they loose about 5 battleships,including the soon to be mentioned pacifica(dominix), we loose my blackbird and a frig. while our fleet was collecting all the loot i run 10 jumps come back in a taranis to see pacifica's now in an enyo 300km off the taisy gate in m-o,just sitting there. I say why the hell not and i mwd towards him. i start getting closer and closer and realize i might have a shot at tackling him. so our guys on the gate align towards him. sure enough i get the tackle he gets sniped by our bs's that warped to me and i end up warping out in structure as he goes down. the funny thing is that after loosing 2 ships pacifica complains in local about how many ships we used to take him down. he should have know what he was in for, it was rediculous but funny. The sucky thing is i tried that tactic 3 or 4 more times that day and got instapopped by a raven @_@ -----------------------------------
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CamMan
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Posted - 2006.05.08 06:04:00 -
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I was in an interceptor outside of a station somehwere in Outer Ring (forget name of system) and i had a friend in a cruiser with a cyno field. A dominix undocked from station and though "an inty and a cruiser, easy kills".
I engaged him he returned fire, a dread cyno'd in. We had him double webbed and scrammed and the dread popped him in 1 or 2 volleys. We got the pod to boot.
To bad for him we were using dreads to insta haul loot taken from a destroyed enemy POS in a2v. And he just undocked and engaged at the wrong time.
Then the guy returned in another dominix literally 2 minutes later. Must have been thinking he could get us if he kept up his transverse. tried the same thing again with the same result.
poor bugger, 2 dominix's and 2 pods gone in 2 minutes. We always wondered if he remembered to update his clone between poddings as we didnt see him again in system.
Originally by: Bender Interesting, no the other one ... tedious
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taylor04
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Posted - 2006.05.08 06:18:00 -
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it was back in the unicor alliance times and i flew a kestrel all the time, i cant remember what system but it was like 200k from a station and we ganked someone, i scrambled his pod and told every1 to leave it to me to show him a good time, well lets just say i had him scrambled and webbed 200k away from the station till he made it all the way to the station before getting podded like 10k off(i went afk scrambling him) http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/5241/cheerbear7lv.jpg |
Remmington Daniels
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Posted - 2006.05.08 07:07:00 -
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Was flying up in Syndicate (I think it was in I0AB), when Skull spotted a raven on scanner so off he trotted to find the guy. A few minutes later he tells us to warp to him when we find a raven at full speed not aligned for anything. We warp in and Web/Scramble/Jam the guy (name actually left out because of retardedness).
About the time when he was into Half Armour the guy comes back and starts trying to tank. He screams in local "Hey, Cant a guy take a whizz in peace. Christ" We said nothing in return. He dropped like a stone soon after and got podded. Haven't seen him since.
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ScoRpS
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Posted - 2006.05.08 07:25:00 -
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This wasnt funny at the time but looking back....
4 of us roaming 0.0, 4 of us in bs's and a scout ahead of us. the scout spots a bunch of cruisers and we think "yummy" so we set up to jump in on them and crush them like bugs. so on count down from 4, 3, 2, 1, i jump and the other 3 crash to desktop, so its just me like a freakin rambo. I was crushed like a bug! how embarrassing :/
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Gyro DuAquin1
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Posted - 2006.05.08 07:46:00 -
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Edited by: Gyro DuAquin1 on 08/05/2006 07:46:03
Originally by: El Alamein Edited by: El Alamein on 08/05/2006 06:31:39
this ranks up there
the setup is we just cleared off a solid camp with our fleet,im in my blackbird, they refit in taisy/surroundings, they jump back in with close range battleships, they loose about 5 battleships,including the soon to be mentioned pacifica(dominix), we loose my blackbird and a frig. while our fleet was collecting all the loot i run 10 jumps come back in a taranis to see pacifica's now in an enyo 300km off the taisy gate in m-o,just sitting there. I say why the hell not and i mwd towards him. i start getting closer and closer and realize i might have a shot at tackling him. so our guys on the gate align towards him. sure enough i get the tackle he gets sniped by our bs's that warped to me and i end up warping out in structure as he goes down. the funny thing is that after loosing 2 ships pacifica complains in local about how many ships we used to take him down. he should have known what he was in for, it was rediculous but funny. The sucky thing is i tried that tactic 3 or 4 more times that day and got instapopped by a raven @_@
where is the fun in that? seems more like a cheap flame
i guess i dont have "the" funniest moment but i hade a lot of funny things happening
FC "where is the enemie fleet?" Pilot "Local rising!!!" ------------------- Covert "well i guess they warped to 20 to the stations" FC "warpin us at 60 so load AM/EMP" warpin Covert "doh i forgot the size of the station. ------------------- One of the funny moment was when we had a frig squad down in ASCN space and we ran from a X0 Blob and on the run we managed to kill more then we killed the whole run. Normaly when the target explod the enmie fleet jumped in. We warped to a line wait aggro timer and then jumped. Was before interdictors... -------------------- Two of my corp mates going in thoraxes somewhere. a "there is a megathron" b "he his probally long range2 well he was a blasterthron --------------------- "where do we have empire war" --------------------- scout "all the way to AZN is clear" FC "good to know - but we are on our way to 4gq."
just some of the funnier moments a lot i forgot or dont want to be mentiond :)
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Sarmea Moon
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Posted - 2006.05.08 07:48:00 -
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I was in my tackler, having fun in a fleet op. I think this one was against battle angels. I'm just throwing myself around suicidally, not caring if I got called primary, just having fun. For some odd reason I decided to open my cargo hold. OOOPS!!! We all know how long most tacklers last once someone decides to target them:P
I open my cargohold, and see it's FULL of zydrine ( about 57 million worth). LOL, this is how I transport it normally; instas+ MWD+ frigate = don't get bothered much by Jita pirates. Thank God I didn't get popped, I can just imagine the ass chewing I'd have gotten. --------- "English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through thier pockets for loose grammar. " |
Sextus Licinius
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Posted - 2006.05.08 08:48:00 -
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At the beginning of the 5-FE-PA-NBSI conflict. Incomming message on corp chat from wetrain: wetrain: "hey guys i found a bubble in H-PA" pilot 1: "is a trap" wetrain: "no, no trap, there's no one here" wetrain: "i'll take it ..." pilot 1: "wetrain?" wetrain: "err i died" pilot 1,2,3...10: "lol, lmao, rofl etc" pilot x: "wtf happened lol" wetrain: "four manticores uncloaked and insta killed me while i was in bubble trying to take it"
After a few hours i was still laughing thinking of that incident
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.05.08 08:55:00 -
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once fliing araund great vildlands i find red inty he atacked me at gates it was taranis i locked him and webbed in 3 secs he was in hull and warped away i had 7.5 scrambler on him oh wait wrong story
once i meed mega in my domi mega was full of ecm no wrong again
ohh yeah once i sniped shutle from my cruiser at gates :)
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Waut
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Posted - 2006.05.08 09:12:00 -
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Edited by: Waut on 08/05/2006 09:13:19 1) Fit defender missiles but think they are normal light EM missiles and not notice it untill 5 minutes after the fight
2) allign to a gate equals not warp to a gate and arrive in the middle of a 100+ fleet
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DeWieKat
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Posted - 2006.05.08 09:39:00 -
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funniest moment in pvp?
prolly when i passed out at the gate in my raven a year ago and a fix guy in a crow finished me off. i bet for him it was even more funny ;)
dont drink and fly
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Waut
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Posted - 2006.05.08 09:44:00 -
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Originally by: DeWieKat funniest moment in pvp?
prolly when i passed out at the gate in my raven a year ago and a fix guy in a crow finished me off. i bet for him it was even more funny ;)
dont drink and fly
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.05.08 09:48:00 -
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Originally by: DeWieKat funniest moment in pvp?
prolly when i passed out at the gate in my raven a year ago and a fix guy in a crow finished me off. i bet for him it was even more funny ;)
dont drink and fly
We've seen worse.
One of our members about a year ago won the official Firmus Ixion Darwin Awards.
He went AFK with his raven at a gate--a single kestrel killed him.
Yesterday I heard "jump" on TS and jumped through, not realizing the guy was talking to a small group of forward scouts... awaiting me was about 6 sniper BS and a few other ships. I was in a fleet-setup geddon.
I managed to warp out before they hit armor I was lucky as hell
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Darth Maule
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Posted - 2006.05.08 09:50:00 -
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The other day as I sat in my pod (concord popped me)I watched my last salvo of rockets hit the it. iv hauler just as it was going into warp and it popped.I was laughing so hard as the macro ppl were smack talking me while I was in the station waiting for the timer to expire.they kept saying for me to come out and fight and I told them I would be out as soon as the timer expired but they were gone by then . Necromungers NCRO CMDR
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CT BadIronTree
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Posted - 2006.05.08 10:12:00 -
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But in the days we were in CA i remeber that frigates could fit cruise missiles and one Xetic guys in a tempest warped to a stargate and i folow him.... my interseptor warped faster than him and i landed in 15 km from gate... i wait some second and i though he was in a safe spot. the boom he warp 1 km from me... i lock him and he log off i scramble him and kill his BS in 2-3 minites i was screeming in TS i killed a BS in an interseptor lol ============================================ Colossus Technologies The first and oldest corp in eve! BadIronTree Head of Production
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