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Doireen Kaundur
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:24:00 -
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Or are the logistics beyond the average unorganized capsuleer?  A great American humorist and author recently said: "The one unintentional flaw of the internet generation is its ability to give the stupidest segments of our population the loudest voices." I have a tendency to agree with his statement.-á |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
12948
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:25:00 -
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Has it really been over a month since our last "Herding Cats / Highsec Braveheart" thread?
Mind = Blown. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
5535
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:27:00 -
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Ask Harry Forever. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
-áPsychotic Monk for CSM9.
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Doireen Kaundur
847
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:27:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Has it really been over a month since our last "Herding Cats / Highsec Braveheart" thread?
Mind = Blown.
New to me. So I guess it has been brought up before and deemed undoable huh? A great American humorist and author recently said: "The one unintentional flaw of the internet generation is its ability to give the stupidest segments of our population the loudest voices." I have a tendency to agree with his statement.-á |

Malcolm Shinhwa
Bad Touches
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:28:00 -
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Its not the logistics that are beyond the average hisec capsuleer. Working together. Risking spaceship loss. Not mining. Not shooting red crosses. These are the things beyond the average hisec capsuleer. "Its the pod I'm after. The ship is just a pod condom." -- Turgesson "You're a d-bag. But you're a caring d-bag." -- Sindel Pellion |

Sato Page
BLOORDOGY Dead Space Syndicate
15
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:29:00 -
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You could train in to bomber/recon/black op and join a good corp. This way you can kill null ratter for fun!
Oh what? CCP nerfed black op battleship? Too bad, I guess you should just run more L4 missions. |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:29:00 -
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Doireen Kaundur wrote:New to me. So I guess it has been brought up before and deemed undoable huh?
Hence the "Herding Cats" remark, because that's what its like trying to organize any kind of highsec invasion of ..well..pretty much anywhere. The only person to successfully hellcamp Goonspace was Harry Forever, you may want to ask him for advice and/or help. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Doireen Kaundur
847
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:31:00 -
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What gets me is how useless Concord is in all this. Like they cant temporarily pop in a carrier or two to mop up overwhelming numbers?
Where are my space taxes going CCP? A great American humorist and author recently said: "The one unintentional flaw of the internet generation is its ability to give the stupidest segments of our population the loudest voices." I have a tendency to agree with his statement.-á |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
5535
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:33:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Doireen Kaundur wrote:New to me. So I guess it has been brought up before and deemed undoable huh? Hence the "Herding Cats" remark, because that's what its like trying to organize any kind of highsec invasion of ..well..pretty much anywhere. The only person to successfully hellcamp Goonspace was Harry Forever, you may want to ask him for advice and/or help.
Advice on how to be an anklebiter who blows up cyno ships and empty Badgers, and scams new players?
Or advice on how to puff up your mediocre accomplishments to try and claim victory, claim to have crushed the spirit of the Goons while having accomplished less damage than a 2 week old suicide ganker? "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
-áPsychotic Monk for CSM9.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:41:00 -
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Kaarous Aldurald wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Hence the "Herding Cats" remark, because that's what its like trying to organize any kind of highsec invasion of ..well..pretty much anywhere. The only person to successfully hellcamp Goonspace was Harry Forever, you may want to ask him for advice and/or help.
Advice on how to be an anklebiter who blows up cyno ships and empty Badgers, and scams new players? Or advice on how to puff up your mediocre accomplishments to try and claim victory, claim to have crushed the spirit of the Goons while having accomplished less damage than a 2 week old suicide ganker?
Yes. But isn't that what highsec would consider a "holy crusade against goondom?" Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
4847
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:41:00 -
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Doireen Kaundur wrote:Or are the logistics beyond the average unorganized capsuleer? 
I tried once. Ask Harry Forever about it.
It's a real pain in the arse to get to VFK/Mittanigrad.
But... once you get there and do things like put bubbles on their station major lulz can happen. Randomly bombing them can be fun too.
Overall though, the goons take it well and eventually they send people after you who can fight. Say what you want, they are good sports and don't mind the PVP on their front porch.
Bring back DEEEEP Space! |

Thead Enco
47th Ronin
161
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:42:00 -
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Doireen Kaundur wrote:Or are the logistics beyond the average unorganized capsuleer? 
if you have the stones VFK>>>>>
-á"A Lannister always pays his debts."
-áTyrion Lannister |

Alyth Nerun
Foundation for CODE and THE NEW ORDER CODE.
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:45:00 -
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I just make an empty post here to raise the niveau of this thread |

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
5040
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:47:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Has it really been over a month since our last "Herding Cats / Highsec Braveheart" thread? Mind = Blown.
Herding cats never gets old.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:47:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Say what you want, they are good sports and don't mind the PVP on their front porch.
This is going to present a problem.. because most highsec invasion plans of VFK hinge on advancing through the back door.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Felicity Love
Whore and Peace
1721
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:53:00 -
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... once heard that every time you clap your hands, a Goon cries...
... and I was just saying the other day, "Damn, I miss Soundwave"....
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Valda Abia
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2014.04.29 23:58:00 -
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Join Gevlon Goblin. According to him, he singlehandedly stopped Burn Jita and is bringing the CFC to its knees through high sec war decs. |

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
5040
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Posted - 2014.04.30 00:03:00 -
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Felicity Love wrote:... once heard that every time you clap your hands, a Goon cries... 
...every time you finish a bag of Cheetos, a goon cries.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.04.30 00:08:00 -
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Doc Fury wrote:...every time you finish a bag of Cheetos, a goon cries.
Seems kind of messed up, because when you finish a bag of goons, Cheetos don't do ****. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Doireen Kaundur
847
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Posted - 2014.04.30 00:15:00 -
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The alt system in EVE really makes it impossible to do anything like this.
How many Goon alts are in Hi-sec? Coordinating an attack on Goon space would be pointless becuase they would be there waiting in numbers.
There lies the flaw in the game. A great American humorist and author recently said: "The one unintentional flaw of the internet generation is its ability to give the stupidest segments of our population the loudest voices." I have a tendency to agree with his statement.-á |

Webvan
State Protectorate Caldari State
2330
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Posted - 2014.04.30 00:16:00 -
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Just offer free fedo's for the effort  |

Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
1397
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Posted - 2014.04.30 00:17:00 -
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[tinfoil hat] Isn't all of space Goon Space? [/tinfoil hat]
On a more serious note, there have been several attempts to burn goon space. So far they all seem to have failed, but one day some group might succeed. No empire lasts forever.
Gevlon and Dinsdale will rise to the top. . -á<- Argue this, not this ->-á( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) |

Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
3441
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Posted - 2014.04.30 00:19:00 -
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This thread happens every Burn Jita.
People are welcome to try. |

Loraine Gess
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
240
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Posted - 2014.04.30 00:21:00 -
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Doireen Kaundur wrote:The alt system in EVE really makes it impossible to do anything like this.
How many Goon alts are in Hi-sec? Coordinating an attack on Goon space would be pointless becuase they would be there waiting in numbers.
There lies the flaw in the game.
Goon space is where you find the goons
Regardless of alts... |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
4848
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Posted - 2014.04.30 00:21:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Say what you want, they are good sports and don't mind the PVP on their front porch. This is going to present a problem.. because most highsec invasion plans of VFK hinge on advancing through the back door.
I tried but Durin's Day came and went and I didn't find out where the keyhole is.
Bring back DEEEEP Space! |

Haaranovor tenn
Trans Secunda Nulli Secunda
0
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Posted - 2014.04.30 00:24:00 -
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There are two ways to **** in goon's cheerios without organizing huge fleets.
A.) AFK cloak in their ratting systems and renter systems. (Or, god forbid, decloak and gank stupid ratters, keep a batphone to PL/PASTA and a cyno handy)
B.) Dec their poco corps and roll around reinforcing poco's and POS's
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Aliventi
Southern Cross Empire Flying Dangerous
685
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Posted - 2014.04.30 00:32:00 -
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Join Flying Dangerous! We frequently go in to CFC space with ceptors and kill their AFK ishtars. The tears are especially awesome. Post patch when they start ratting in carriers more we plan to be there killing those too. Join FD 4 PvP channel in game and ask to speak to a recruiter today! "tbh most people don't care about removing local from highsec. They want it gone from nullsec. I want to be able to solo roam hunt without everyone knowing I am there without them actually seeing me jump through the gate. Effortless intel is bad." ~Me |

Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
5540
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Posted - 2014.04.30 00:38:00 -
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Doireen Kaundur wrote:The alt system in EVE really makes it impossible to do anything like this.
How many Goon alts are in Hi-sec? Coordinating an attack on Goon space would be pointless becuase they would be there waiting in numbers.
There lies the flaw in the game.
What flaw? That smart gameplay triumphs over stupid gameplay? That numbers and organization triumph over disorganization? "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
-áPsychotic Monk for CSM9.
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Voyager Arran
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
88
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Posted - 2014.04.30 00:45:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:This thread happens every Burn Jita.
People are welcome to try.
Dear Hisec: please actually do this, but give me at least a day's notice to get a clone back to Deklein for the fun. |

Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
3441
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Posted - 2014.04.30 00:53:00 -
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Voyager Arran wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:This thread happens every Burn Jita.
People are welcome to try. Dear Hisec: please actually do this, but give me at least a day's notice to get a clone back to Deklein for the fun.
You don't have a clone in Deklein?
I haven't flown with GSF in like 2 years and I still have a VFK clone I occasionally jump to just to troll locals. |
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