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Amber Green Thorn
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.17 00:32:00 -
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Bouncing off gates when you land on them
Tried to introduce the game to a friend
and he had a right old laugh.
The f%^ker being a right gaming/techno know it
all disclaimed any previous passing interest in
the game and imperiously said that such 'a
basic sh!tty oversite was crap.. etc' and then
proceeded to drone on and on... repeat to fade....
Do we want his sub or does the mong have a
point ? |
Terminal Insanity
Convex Enterprises
The Silent One's
105
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Posted - 2011.11.17 00:44:00 -
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your enter key
appears to
be broken,
sir
Please fix
it soon,
thanks. |
Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
64
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Posted - 2011.11.17 00:50:00 -
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A simple option that fixes this in most situations is to set your warp to key to something slightly greater than zero. Right click over the warp to 0 tab and change it to something like 50m or so.
Slade
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Famble
Three's a Crowd
50
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Posted - 2011.11.17 00:53:00 -
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Well it only cost him an hour since he would have eventually been "missed" by enemy fire or initiated warp to a target directly behind the planet in front of him.
Oh Crucible, can't thy come sooner? |
Amber Green Thorn
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
10
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Posted - 2011.11.17 01:04:00 -
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So I should warp to 50km to avoid bouncing off the gate - or 100km off gate ?? or 10km? Sorry but no you total mongtard - you know exactly what I'm on about but yet you feel inclined to mong endlessly.
Drool away.
For the pedant -you are worthless. |
Astenion
Spiritus Draconis
53
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Posted - 2011.11.17 01:07:00 -
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WTF is a mong? Is that like mung? |
Shivus Tao
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
50
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Posted - 2011.11.17 01:10:00 -
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So much mad I can't even decipher the rage fueled key slamming gibberish. |
Thomas Orca
Intaki Armaments
Important Internet Spaceship League
17
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Posted - 2011.11.17 01:10:00 -
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Amber Green Thorn wrote:So I should warp to 50km to avoid bouncing off the gate - or 100km off gate ?? or 10km? Sorry but no you total mongtard - you know exactly what I'm on about but yet you feel inclined to mong endlessly.
Drool away.
For the pedant -you are worthless.
Or you know you could just change your default warp to distance to something like, 3km. |
Zynar11
RennTech
Fatal Ascension
11
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Posted - 2011.11.17 01:12:00 -
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Working as intended...
Keeping retarts out. |
ASadOldGit
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
14
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Posted - 2011.11.17 01:19:00 -
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To be fair, it doesn't happen very often - occasionally, it even falls short (especially annoying in a pod).
If it's happening to you a lot, perhaps you should train Warp Navigation to level 10, like the rest of us.
It would be nice however, on those rare occasions that I make a perfect jump right into the centre of the gate, that it insta-jumps me without me having to do anything further. Like, as a reward for perfection. 
My container is NOT imploding! It's just a bit upset that it only sees cheap crap. |
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
342
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Posted - 2011.11.17 01:21:00 -
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I can laud STO for its awful phsyics all day long.
Eve not so much. Cept the bounching part.
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Apollo Gabriel
Mercatoris
Etherium Cartel
247
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Posted - 2011.11.17 01:23:00 -
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Nova Fox wrote:I can laud STO for its awful phsyics all day long.
Eve not so much. Cept the bounching part.
lol you're joking right? You mean SUBMARINE EVE?
Turn off Ab and you STOP? lol
Repair Drones should be able to repair anyone ... really, they should. -áThink of them as the first targetable subsystem if you're worried about PvP and for missions if someone wants Rep drones over a flight of Hobs, who cares. -áThere is no reasonable objection here other than it's always been that way (so was RR until recently). |
Denidil
The Graduates
Morsus Mihi
170
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Posted - 2011.11.17 01:24:00 -
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Astenion wrote:WTF is a mong? Is that like mung?
Also, he said 50m, not 50km.
******* chavs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hmong_people
or
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongloid
aka - racist ****.
MM Bombers, Best Bombers |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
Petition Blizzard
335
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Posted - 2011.11.17 01:27:00 -
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If he's going to pass on Eve because you bounced off a gate, then he's not cut out for the game anyway. |
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
342
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Posted - 2011.11.17 01:31:00 -
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Apollo Gabriel wrote:Nova Fox wrote:I can laud STO for its awful phsyics all day long.
Eve not so much. Cept the bounching part. lol you're joking right? You mean SUBMARINE EVE? Turn off Ab and you STOP? lol
Hey they stop all the time in star trek when they lose power in space.
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Morganta
Peripheral Madness
The Midget Mafia
332
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Posted - 2011.11.17 01:51:00 -
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ad infinium...
The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
Zions Child
Odyssey Inc
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
120
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Posted - 2011.11.17 02:13:00 -
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Amber Green Thorn wrote:Bouncing off gates when you land on themTried to introduce the game to a friend and he had a right old laugh. The f%^ker being a right gaming/techno know it all disclaimed any previous passing interest in the game and imperiously said that such 'a basic sh!tty oversite was crap.. etc' and then proceeded to drone on and on... repeat to fade.... Do we want his sub or does the mong have a point ?
I doubt he passed on the game because of that, honestly, I don't think its that important. Plus, if you haven't heard, the jump command now warps you to zero and jumps you right out of warp. Thus, it doesn't matter at all.
Also, would you learn how to spell, type, and use proper grammar? Reading your post hurt my brain. |
Astenion
Spiritus Draconis
53
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Posted - 2011.11.17 02:13:00 -
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Zynar11 wrote:Working as intended...
Keeping retards out.
Yeah, pretty much this. |
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
342
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Posted - 2011.11.17 02:14:00 -
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The mannerisms are inconsistent enough to mimic a non english user.
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Zions Child
Odyssey Inc
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
120
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Posted - 2011.11.17 02:16:00 -
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Nova Fox wrote:The mannerisms are inconsistent enough to mimic a non english user.
The sole reason wny I don't spell **** or grammer **** anything here.
He's pretty good at using curse words. That, and responding with anger about something he clearly misread, in a language he apparently doesn't speak. |
Brock Nelson
52
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Posted - 2011.11.17 02:21:00 -
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I can't remember the last time I bounced off the gate...Freighter or Covert Ops |
mkint
347
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Posted - 2011.11.17 02:22:00 -
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Amber Green Thorn wrote:So I should warp to 50km to avoid bouncing off the gate - or 100km off gate ?? or 10km? Sorry but no you total mongtard - you know exactly what I'm on about but yet you feel inclined to mong endlessly.
Drool away.
For the pedant -you are worthless.
train reading comprehension lvl 1 you jackass. He said 50m, not 50km. The dude was trying to help you but you decided to be a big ass. Hopefully you'll ragequit with your pathetic friend. EVE doesn't need you.
And for everyone else
mong=mongoloid=downsyndrome. OP is a racist bastard and this thread should be locked. |
baltec1
194
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Posted - 2011.11.17 02:24:00 -
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Why did he not just jump through the gate? |
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
342
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Posted - 2011.11.17 02:24:00 -
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Well at my ex-work place we call this one guy Mongo probably becuase he can twist your head off like a opening a jar of jiffy. Guy bends metal plates like nobodys business either.
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mkint
347
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Posted - 2011.11.17 02:31:00 -
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Nova Fox wrote:Well at my ex-work place we call this one guy Mongo probably becuase he can twist your head off like a opening a jar of jiffy. Guy bends metal plates like nobodys business either.
Yeah... that's pretty inappropriate too. Along the lines of calling someone "r.etard strong". Mong, mongo, and mongoloid are as offensive as the "N" word. Using those terms is implying that anyone who's mentally handicapped is that way because they must have some Asian DNA in them, that Asian DNA is pre-built r.etarded. |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness
The Midget Mafia
332
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Posted - 2011.11.17 02:33:00 -
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mkint wrote:Nova Fox wrote:Well at my ex-work place we call this one guy Mongo probably becuase he can twist your head off like a opening a jar of jiffy. Guy bends metal plates like nobodys business either. Yeah... that's pretty inappropriate too. Along the lines of calling someone "r.etard strong". Mong, mongo, and mongoloid are as offensive as the "N" word. Using those terms is implying that anyone who's mentally handicapped is that way because they must have some Asian DNA in them, that Asian DNA is pre-built r.etarded.
well you might want to start by yelling at some insensitive Jew named Mel Brooks, cos he invented Mungo (the guy who punches out horses)
so you might want to check your facts before judging
The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
mkint
347
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Posted - 2011.11.17 02:41:00 -
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Morganta wrote:mkint wrote:Nova Fox wrote:Well at my ex-work place we call this one guy Mongo probably becuase he can twist your head off like a opening a jar of jiffy. Guy bends metal plates like nobodys business either. Yeah... that's pretty inappropriate too. Along the lines of calling someone "r.etard strong". Mong, mongo, and mongoloid are as offensive as the "N" word. Using those terms is implying that anyone who's mentally handicapped is that way because they must have some Asian DNA in them, that Asian DNA is pre-built r.etarded. well you might want to start by yelling at some insensitive Jew named Mel Brooks, cos he invented Mungo (the guy who punches out horses) so you might want to check your facts before judging
And Mel Brooks is known for his political correctness.  Way to appeal to an authority figure. And "Mongoloid" has been a slur for downs syndrome since the 1800's. Pretty sure Mel Brooks isn't that old. |
Dalloway Jones
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
123
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Posted - 2011.11.17 02:53:00 -
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Why is it that industrial ships can achieve a velocity not otherwise possible when they bounce off of station gates? |
Zions Child
Odyssey Inc
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
121
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Posted - 2011.11.17 02:55:00 -
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Dalloway Jones wrote:Why is it that industrial ships can achieve a velocity not otherwise possible when they bounce off of station gates?
Quantum Chromodynamics. Or something... |
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CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
182
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Posted - 2011.11.18 09:46:00 -
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Ranting and not constructive.
Thread locked.
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