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Traxio Nacho
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Posted - 2006.06.05 17:52:00 -
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Well if you really got bogged down you could always hire a good merc corp  
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Arrgs
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Posted - 2006.06.05 18:52:00 -
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 Originally by: Traxio Nacho
Well if you really got bogged down you could always hire a good merc corp
How much would that be? We are but a poor mining corp ravaged by a brutal war 
My first video!
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Traxio Nacho
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Posted - 2006.06.05 19:26:00 -
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It will cost you, as you are poor miners
100k Veld
100k Scord
Tropical Fruit Bubblicious
And
Some Skittles 
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Carcusian
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Posted - 2006.06.05 20:28:00 -
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OMG I am OMW. Teh eBil ISS shall heretoforth come to neither harm nor inure your good natured and well intentioned masses!! Just tell me what to bring!!! The 136.69mm AM-tuned scout for my Mach or the Large EMP Smart Bomb for my daredevil!!!??!?!?!? I mean, I don't kow if i have the weaponry to fight off red, ill-proportioned squares!
/me considers bringing young babies with rulers and crayons to the party...
*cue G.I Joe music*
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.06.05 20:38:00 -
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my thoughs and prayers are with you 
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commander tycho
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Posted - 2006.06.05 21:18:00 -
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Get the name right Velsharoon, its Information Science Security, jeez..
Funny though, haha
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Britainius
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Posted - 2006.06.05 21:40:00 -
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As quoted by Krissi79:- "when the going get tuff , the alcohol gets a flowing"
...Yep, by the looks of this thread you carebears in thongs really like to milk your story...lol...looks like you all had a drink or 2 before you wrote your little shakespear peices too..lmao.
As for you Velsharoon...your remarks are the typical sign of a desperate player losing a war he should not have started...too bad!!!
You know the saying..never bite off more than you can chew!
Too late 
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tami aveacore
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:02:00 -
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always funny to see a pirate corp come cry on forums for help...
I love the drawing of the savage attack of argss. Was he on drugs on plain drunk ?
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Nee'kita Frist
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:02:00 -
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Edited by: Nee''kita Frist on 05/06/2006 22:03:00
I find your statement hard to believe that they began to attack you when you have declared war against them from just about 3 weeks ago.
And you are only ask for help now?
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tami aveacore
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:04:00 -
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looks like nee'kita just showed cold hard facts.
That hurts. straight in the balls like real women do...
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Britainius
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:07:00 -
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lol...there are times Nee when i really admire you :)
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Abrah
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:08:00 -
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Greetings ,
May all eve know the truth about ATUF about Corsets and Carebears and about Civil Defense Bureau
here is my prof:
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h302/indridcold448/w.jpg
as you see purvy is one of them..check in eve
also here is a little history:
While ATUF was based in Ennur, C-DEF paid them a fee (ransom) to mine and rat there unharmed while Synergy, the Dwarves, ISS, and the rest of ***** ate poo from ATUF every day. Apparently C-DEF also provided ATUF with intel for their pirating endeavors.
Anyway, when ATUF pulled up stakes and left MH, C-DEF tried to fill their shoes. They tried to charge miners and ratters in Ennur a fee (ransom) or be blown up. They tried to be bad-ass pirates in MH--bad plan.
Fortunately, C-DEF sucks and Synergy and Dwarves alone kicked their ass. Hard. They brokered a truce and offered 48 hours for any C-DEF member to clear out of MH before they would war dec. Instead of leaving, a large section of C-DEF abandoned their leaders and decided to "fight back" by posting a bunch of crazy **** on the forums in roleplay mode. Beaten like the little butt-sniffing dogs that they are, they called on their former overlords (ATUF) to come save them from the evil "pirates" in MH.
So if this piece of intel is true, then we are at war because we fight pirates, and C-DEF basically called in a merc corp to fight all MH anti-pirates due to the fact that C-DEF fights worse than three blind 90 year old grandmas in a sack race.
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So all those who whant to help the good - side in eve ... help ISS and the other anti-pirates corp in molden heath !
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Britainius
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:11:00 -
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Nice one Ab :) Here have a drink m8, its on the house (_)D
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Purvy
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:42:00 -
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Edited by: Purvy on 05/06/2006 22:44:08
its obvious your last clone left the factory prior to receiving the humor implant.....maybe your next clone will be fully fitted.
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:44:00 -
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Edited by: Velsharoon on 05/06/2006 22:44:40
Anyone with a bit of sense has figured that out allready, and we are nothing to do with CDEF, as you can see they have left, we are still here.
Continue to eat poo ;)
And losing, hardly, i have suffered one loss coming back to molden heath, and that was when i took some frigates through rancer to see if it could be done without instas...it couldnt (thanks tdg :P). As for losing, check out our killboard, its in the killboard resource linked here. All kills and losses are there within 24 hours, the only challenge we face is red dwarf due to their overwhelming euro numbers. But were possible we hit them ;)
Also what was unexpected was MH SEC hating us so much but hey the more the better right ;) Pity we dont have enough war decs to get every corp...
I take it you are not familiar with extortion, sarcasm or the use of humour. Congradulations on making yourself look like a fool with your "evidence". If you asked me a straight question i wouldnt lie to you, instead you actually swallow blatant falsehoods, do you you think I believe what I write...read up on who your fighting
But thanks for the bump and se you in space
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Danks
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Posted - 2006.06.05 23:21:00 -
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Originally by: Velsharoon
Edited by: Velsharoon on 05/06/2006 23:01:24
Do you actually believe your own regurgitated propaganda?
We have stated clearly that CDEF is not why we are here, if that were the case we would have left by now, as they have  Why do you think I care about a corporation of miners, who have now joined ASCN. Tell me, seriously, were is the link?
My post is obviously just humour, as comrade Purvy has pointed out you seem to have missed the point, Do you think people in eve are so stupid to actually believe what I have said or would they perhaps read between the lineslike any other normal person.
I had to spell it out for you last night and yet you still persist with this idiocy, yes you are in the "right" or are the good guys in any normal moral sense of the word, but if you mean by right within the mechanics of eve, no.
Yes BDSMs desire for compensation for our losses at your hands (one pilgrim) is in fact a silly ransom, purely for our amusement and those resident forum dwellers who like to see some lunacy amongst all the high powered political drama that pervades this forum.
You are not a serious war, you are no one, we know you are not a pvp force, you are simply caught up in something that you are not a part of, we offered you away out, you dont want it so we will keep it up until we need your war slot. Believe me it is worth fighting you just so I can watch your CEO log off whenever he sees me in system.
BDSM as a corporation are not nice, we are horrible, nasty, smelly people. We have our code of conduct as kept to by most mercenaries and pirates, we can be trusted, we dont smack etc etc, but we are evil.
To be honest your crazy, sure I have my distorted fake roleplay, false justifications, but anyone with a bit of sense would see through it, accept what was happening and make a rational decision.
We dont care if you dont take the ransom, we dont care about you, but your own stupidity and blindess means you get some extra attention from our resident sadistic and depraved killers (and well...arrgs  ) But thanks for highlighting to the EVE community that we are ebil and nasty and like mocking those who dont understand how eve works. <3
See you crazy kids in space and please, escalate the situation, drama!
/signed FFS... WTS a sense of humor...
/me needs new sig :/ |
Abrah
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Posted - 2006.06.05 23:33:00 -
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Velsharoon , i think you have to find youreself a girl mate. Eve is keeping you wayyy to busy !
Nice post covering up youre mess up... continue to amuze me
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Nee'kita Frist
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Posted - 2006.06.05 23:35:00 -
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Sarcasim is lost on the internet and even more so lost across lanuage barriers.
Not everyone speaks english as their native tongue.
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.06.06 00:00:00 -
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Originally by: Abrah
Velsharoon , i think you have to find youreself a girl mate. Eve is keeping you wayyy to busy !
Nice post covering up youre mess up... continue to amuze me
Student, i spend half my nights out thanks and have a 4 month holiday, but less of me!
And yeh...my mess You have no idea what your talking about, these wars are going great for us, your irrational hatred amuses us, our killboard is 100% accurate.
And sarcasm...its not that hard to grasp when you know...as your evidence shows that it is all twisted
But yes, you did ask, and you were told as the chat logs show, so why complain
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Counterfeit
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Posted - 2006.06.06 00:26:00 -
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Originally by: Velsharoon
We fought long and hard, but unfortunately we cannot hold out any longer, this is their home turf, they have brought in famed mercenary and drug trading Corporations such as Red Dwarf Mining Corps and Synergy Alliance. Both corporations have a history of violence in Molden Heath, .....
Drugs!?
Mecenaries!?
Corporation!?
Velsh baby, ya know me, all i do is sit in station making exciting cross-stitch goods for escrow to far away lands
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Wicked Wisdom
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Posted - 2006.06.06 03:29:00 -
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Originally by: Abrah
So if this piece of intel is true, then we are at war because we fight pirates, and C-DEF basically called in a merc corp to fight all MH anti-pirates due to the fact that C-DEF fights worse than three blind 90 year old grandmas in a sack race.
Yes, C-DEF sucks so bad that it took 2 corporations (comprising of 94 members combined) to war dec a 12 man mining corporation. You are so cool.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2006.06.06 06:20:00 -
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Originally by: Purvy
its obvious your last clone left the factory prior to receiving the humor implant.....maybe your next clone will be fully fitted.
There are some things that even advanced technology cannot cure, Purvy. 
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History of the MC movie! |
Counterfeit
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Posted - 2006.06.06 06:22:00 -
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Edited by: Counterfeit on 06/06/2006 06:23:04
Originally by: Wicked Wisdom
Yes, C-DEF sucks so bad that it took 2 corporations (comprising of 94 members combined) to war dec a 12 man mining corporation. You are so cool.
OK i hardly ever post on forums, but THAT is priceless. My god man, how the **** do you survive in rl? Are you really THAT naieve.
ALL of the points you made in that post are irrelevant and worthless.
a) number of members means nothing.
b) prove they are a mining corp. In fact, prove full stop what they do
c) a logistics orientated corp can be a VERY valuable asset/ally and therefore a viable target in certain circumstances.
d) Who the hell are you!?
e) Conngratz on being numpty enough to make me type all this crap in response.
**** like you is the reason why i normally dont post on forums.
Try thinking about what you post before you post it.
Just like i have
LOL, sorry to go off on one there but GRrrr! some ppl really make me wonder.
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Counterfeit
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Posted - 2006.06.06 06:26:00 -
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LOL, i wanted to keep this thread friendly but BANG there goes that down the toilet.
Im off to work now. :(
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Sharcy
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Posted - 2006.06.06 07:15:00 -
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Just wanted to say I love the banner, love the BDSM. sigs, love the humor  .
Can't really do much for you but Interbus you some spare whips of mine, HTH. Oh, and I won't it against you if you forego the Safe, Sane & Consensual in this case...
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Hoozin
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Posted - 2006.06.06 07:25:00 -
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Originally by: Counterfeit
LOL, i wanted to keep this thread friendly but BANG there goes that down the toilet.
Dude, they're BDSM. This is friendly. More than a little bit kinky too, but whatever.
And no ... Abrah can't have Arrgs as he is all mine mine mine mine ... nvm, you can have him.
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Trakh Shardan
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Posted - 2006.06.06 10:37:00 -
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Originally by: Counterfeit
LOL, i wanted to keep this thread friendly but BANG there goes that down the toilet.
Im off to work now. :(
w00t vels 4tw Oh and rabbit rocks
BTW Counterfeit get ya self A new sig its ugly 
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psycorabbit
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Posted - 2006.06.06 15:00:00 -
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woo trakh rocks and yay i got a new sig ohh and about this topic wars ftw!!!
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.06.06 15:13:00 -
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What is it with you people not typing properly
Next time I recruit Im gonna have the 3 Rs tested for
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commander tycho
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Posted - 2006.06.06 15:37:00 -
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Jeez, what's up with people not seeing the joke? Dont take it seriously, it was just a bit of amusment to please the forum dwellers.
Hey Velsh, you didnt correct the corp name
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