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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:05:00 -
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Edited by: Velsharoon on 05/06/2006 00:21:56
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I come before you a humbled man, my corporation has suffered many grave injustices in the preceding weeks, and now we are on the brink of collapse!11!!!
BDSM, formed by members of ATUF, was a peaceful mining corporation, we left Molden Heath and made our home with the Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate. There we recuperated after our senseless and immoral rampages across low security Molden Heath and its environs, which we shall regret for all eternity for the pain and suffering they caused.
But we were changed men! (and two slightly confused women), we had found a life filled with love and happiness in g-7, until one day the cruel and heartless corporation Information Security Services did the unthinkable, one of our mining ops was destroyed, thousands of lives lost to sate their unsatiable lust for blood.
We responded in kind, we packed our mining lasers away, brought out our battleships and charged the capacitors. BDSM went to war!
We fought long and hard, but unfortunately we cannot hold out any longer, this is their home turf, they have brought in famed mercenary and drug trading Corporations such as Red Dwarf Mining Corps and Synergy Alliance. Both corporations have a history of violence in Molden Heath, fighting anyone they think might take their veldspar, for they are jealous evil nasty mercenaries. Outnumbered by 117 something to 14 we cannot hold out. We sought to end our war and asked for the following compensation for our losses:
11 Exotic Dancers for the guys
2 Marines for Bianca and Ellisa
1 Livestock for Danks (Dont ask)
6 fully fitted noob ships (their choice, must be civilian or basic mods only)
2 taranis, fitted with t2
1 Vigil, fitted with t1
A haiku to sooth our mourning souls
And in return we were told this:
Abrah > you have to take of the war dec in 24 h
Abrah > if the 24 h time pass ...we request 500 mil isk to leave you alone
We now come before the EVE community, pleading, nay begging for assistance against these barbarous foes. Together the forces of good shall triumph!
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Hinik
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:09:00 -
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YES! help us please, someone with a conscience out there come to our aid.
We cannot take it anymore 
You need a new sig boyo! - Xorus |
Manus Ghostface
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:09:00 -
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The diagram evidence is the clincher for me.
That city is well fortified which has a wall of men instead of brick.
- Lycurgus |
nickycakes
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:10:00 -
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Honestly, how do you expect them to build taranis out of veld?
Rarely Outnumbered, Usually Outgunned, Never Outsmacked
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FowlPlayChiken
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:12:00 -
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gl
Just podded this sig, now where is my toy? - Wrangler |
Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:15:00 -
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I'd love to help man but, like... all that velspar you're not mining, someone has to take care of it. Right?
RIGHT?
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Hoozin
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:15:00 -
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Edited by: Hoozin on 05/06/2006 00:15:43
While I am unable to offer you any form of help at this time, I will offer prayers on behalf of the members of BDSM. I wish that you find a way to end your suffering soon.
P.S. Can I get one of those sigs?
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Proper Haiku requires Gills ... and pretty panties. |
Yumiko Shaku
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:16:00 -
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Deep, deep down in my heart I try not to answer the question why velsh hasn't been sent to some kind of home that will take care of his likes.
Danks, your time will come. Just wait my little friend.
Velsh, shave your head and call danks susan.
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Chode Rizoum
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:33:00 -
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Edited by: Chode Rizoum on 05/06/2006 00:33:23
hinik for president
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Maya Rkell
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:38:00 -
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Elp! Elp! We're being oppressed!
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Julien Derida
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:43:00 -
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I am shocked and appalled by this heinous news. My thoughts are with you all.
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Chief Inspector of the Style Police - FRICK |
Tyrrax Thorrk
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Posted - 2006.06.05 01:33:00 -
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Please let me know if there's anything I can do to help against these horrible oppressors 
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Dark Eagle
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Posted - 2006.06.05 01:45:00 -
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Bloody murder! Bloody murder! What madness would possess a man, to violate the good will of this corp of good looking gals and contented miners?! Ney, there be no tighter bound corsets in the land! Let there be violent retribution upon the ISS, for their ebil deeds!.
Look to that picture! Do you not seem to hear the very souls of those poor shipmates cry out to you! I call upon all to send vital supplies, aid, and lingerie to bolster the defense of the Corsets and Carebears against their foes.
Feh |
Tityana
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Posted - 2006.06.05 02:05:00 -
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Ill always be there with fresh oranges for the intervals! u know that :)
Dont bother me.... SHOPPING!
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F'nog
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Posted - 2006.06.05 03:00:00 -
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BEST BANNER EVER!
 Originally by: Panzer Goddess
I podded wrangler, and all I got was this lousy forumban.
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krissi79
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Posted - 2006.06.05 03:52:00 -
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Well dudes g7 is open as always for you guys
just remember the saying
when the going get tuff , the alcohol gets a flowing
come home you guys , let them visit us
besides the t2 guns sales have gone down since you left 
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Jin Entres
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Posted - 2006.06.05 08:34:00 -
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All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Rise in arms, brothers and sisters and bring justice where there is none!
Good luck.
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Hoozin
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Posted - 2006.06.05 08:42:00 -
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Originally by: Jin Entres
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Rise in arms, brothers and sisters and bring justice where there is none!
"We could kill, Everybody!"
"I'm strangely comfortable with that."
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Proper Haiku requires Gills ... and pretty panties. |
Sun Ra
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Posted - 2006.06.05 09:02:00 -
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Bring it newbs, i may even log off wow long enough to deal with you 
Arcane Frankologies - 'plz stop guys it's xmas' |
Zembla
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Posted - 2006.06.05 09:38:00 -
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I thought u guys were into pain 'n all that?
Someone seriously needs to help you, where else am I going to buy my whips? Of NAGA? I don't think so, they don't sell such highly specialised equipment.
<Z>
Spread the Z
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Darth Kidd
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Posted - 2006.06.05 09:53:00 -
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sorry for your suffering. I'm sure this will all get worked out. 
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.06.05 10:21:00 -
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Originally by: Sun Ra
Bring it newbs, i may even log off wow long enough to deal with you
Its pretty telling that you dont even know the name of your own alliance
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.06.05 10:53:00 -
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BDCI needs more whips and chains. I'm sure we could negotiate a deal of some sort to enact your revenge
BDCI Recruitment Officer |
Seleene
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Posted - 2006.06.05 10:57:00 -
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Originally by: ParMizaN
BDCI needs more whips and chains. I'm sure we could negotiate a deal of some sort to enact your revenge
Parm, I know you said you were going to make the Recruitment program more strict, but... you know what? Nevermind. I probably don't want to know, do I? 
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History of the MC movie! |
ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.06.05 11:00:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene
Originally by: ParMizaN
BDCI needs more whips and chains. I'm sure we could negotiate a deal of some sort to enact your revenge
Parm, I know you said you were going to make the Recruitment program more strict, but... you know what? Nevermind. I probably don't want to know, do I?
That would be a no, sir 
BDCI Recruitment Officer |
Aki Xan
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Posted - 2006.06.05 11:27:00 -
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This is a very sexy post.
Corsets and Carebears can have their way with me anytime they please.
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fisty
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Posted - 2006.06.05 11:32:00 -
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die or give them isk.........WUHAHAHAHA
oh man....i shouldn thave taken those drugs....have exam WUHUUUUUUUUUUUUU
BRING IT ILL WTFPWN BOTH OF THEM YARRRR
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MadGaz
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Posted - 2006.06.05 12:35:00 -
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My heart goes out to you guys, I hope this doesn't cause you to quit eve!
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Sun Ra
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Posted - 2006.06.05 12:38:00 -
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Originally by: Velsharoon
Originally by: Sun Ra
Bring it newbs, i may even log off wow long enough to deal with you
Its pretty telling that you dont even know the name of your own alliance
lol guess i should read proper 
Arcane Frankologies - 'plz stop guys it's xmas' |
larietta
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Posted - 2006.06.05 12:51:00 -
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keep your chin up dude am sure help will come
got a spare beer mate liiike
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Traxio Nacho
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Posted - 2006.06.05 17:52:00 -
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Well if you really got bogged down you could always hire a good merc corp
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Arrgs
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Posted - 2006.06.05 18:52:00 -
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Originally by: Traxio Nacho
Well if you really got bogged down you could always hire a good merc corp
How much would that be? We are but a poor mining corp ravaged by a brutal war
My first video!
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Traxio Nacho
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Posted - 2006.06.05 19:26:00 -
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It will cost you, as you are poor miners
100k Veld
100k Scord
Tropical Fruit Bubblicious
And
Some Skittles 
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Carcusian
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Posted - 2006.06.05 20:28:00 -
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OMG I am OMW. Teh eBil ISS shall heretoforth come to neither harm nor inure your good natured and well intentioned masses!! Just tell me what to bring!!! The 136.69mm AM-tuned scout for my Mach or the Large EMP Smart Bomb for my daredevil!!!??!?!?!? I mean, I don't kow if i have the weaponry to fight off red, ill-proportioned squares!
/me considers bringing young babies with rulers and crayons to the party...
*cue G.I Joe music*
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.06.05 20:38:00 -
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my thoughs and prayers are with you 
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commander tycho
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Posted - 2006.06.05 21:18:00 -
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Get the name right Velsharoon, its Information Science Security, jeez..
Funny though, haha
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Britainius
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Posted - 2006.06.05 21:40:00 -
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As quoted by Krissi79:- "when the going get tuff , the alcohol gets a flowing"
...Yep, by the looks of this thread you carebears in thongs really like to milk your story...lol...looks like you all had a drink or 2 before you wrote your little shakespear peices too..lmao.
As for you Velsharoon...your remarks are the typical sign of a desperate player losing a war he should not have started...too bad!!!
You know the saying..never bite off more than you can chew!
Too late
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tami aveacore
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:02:00 -
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always funny to see a pirate corp come cry on forums for help...
I love the drawing of the savage attack of argss. Was he on drugs on plain drunk ?
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Nee'kita Frist
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:02:00 -
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Edited by: Nee''kita Frist on 05/06/2006 22:03:00
I find your statement hard to believe that they began to attack you when you have declared war against them from just about 3 weeks ago.
And you are only ask for help now?
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tami aveacore
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:04:00 -
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looks like nee'kita just showed cold hard facts.
That hurts. straight in the balls like real women do...
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Britainius
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:07:00 -
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lol...there are times Nee when i really admire you :)
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Abrah
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:08:00 -
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Greetings ,
May all eve know the truth about ATUF about Corsets and Carebears and about Civil Defense Bureau
here is my prof:
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h302/indridcold448/w.jpg
as you see purvy is one of them..check in eve
also here is a little history:
While ATUF was based in Ennur, C-DEF paid them a fee (ransom) to mine and rat there unharmed while Synergy, the Dwarves, ISS, and the rest of ***** ate poo from ATUF every day. Apparently C-DEF also provided ATUF with intel for their pirating endeavors.
Anyway, when ATUF pulled up stakes and left MH, C-DEF tried to fill their shoes. They tried to charge miners and ratters in Ennur a fee (ransom) or be blown up. They tried to be bad-ass pirates in MH--bad plan.
Fortunately, C-DEF sucks and Synergy and Dwarves alone kicked their ass. Hard. They brokered a truce and offered 48 hours for any C-DEF member to clear out of MH before they would war dec. Instead of leaving, a large section of C-DEF abandoned their leaders and decided to "fight back" by posting a bunch of crazy **** on the forums in roleplay mode. Beaten like the little butt-sniffing dogs that they are, they called on their former overlords (ATUF) to come save them from the evil "pirates" in MH.
So if this piece of intel is true, then we are at war because we fight pirates, and C-DEF basically called in a merc corp to fight all MH anti-pirates due to the fact that C-DEF fights worse than three blind 90 year old grandmas in a sack race.
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So all those who whant to help the good - side in eve ... help ISS and the other anti-pirates corp in molden heath !
Corsets and Carebears are snakes... |
Britainius
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:11:00 -
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Nice one Ab :) Here have a drink m8, its on the house (_)D
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Purvy
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:42:00 -
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Edited by: Purvy on 05/06/2006 22:44:08
its obvious your last clone left the factory prior to receiving the humor implant.....maybe your next clone will be fully fitted.
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.06.05 22:44:00 -
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Edited by: Velsharoon on 05/06/2006 22:44:40
Anyone with a bit of sense has figured that out allready, and we are nothing to do with CDEF, as you can see they have left, we are still here.
Continue to eat poo ;)
And losing, hardly, i have suffered one loss coming back to molden heath, and that was when i took some frigates through rancer to see if it could be done without instas...it couldnt (thanks tdg :P). As for losing, check out our killboard, its in the killboard resource linked here. All kills and losses are there within 24 hours, the only challenge we face is red dwarf due to their overwhelming euro numbers. But were possible we hit them ;)
Also what was unexpected was MH SEC hating us so much but hey the more the better right ;) Pity we dont have enough war decs to get every corp...
I take it you are not familiar with extortion, sarcasm or the use of humour. Congradulations on making yourself look like a fool with your "evidence". If you asked me a straight question i wouldnt lie to you, instead you actually swallow blatant falsehoods, do you you think I believe what I write...read up on who your fighting
But thanks for the bump and se you in space
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Danks
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Posted - 2006.06.05 23:21:00 -
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Originally by: Velsharoon
Edited by: Velsharoon on 05/06/2006 23:01:24
Do you actually believe your own regurgitated propaganda?
We have stated clearly that CDEF is not why we are here, if that were the case we would have left by now, as they have  Why do you think I care about a corporation of miners, who have now joined ASCN. Tell me, seriously, were is the link?
My post is obviously just humour, as comrade Purvy has pointed out you seem to have missed the point, Do you think people in eve are so stupid to actually believe what I have said or would they perhaps read between the lineslike any other normal person.
I had to spell it out for you last night and yet you still persist with this idiocy, yes you are in the "right" or are the good guys in any normal moral sense of the word, but if you mean by right within the mechanics of eve, no.
Yes BDSMs desire for compensation for our losses at your hands (one pilgrim) is in fact a silly ransom, purely for our amusement and those resident forum dwellers who like to see some lunacy amongst all the high powered political drama that pervades this forum.
You are not a serious war, you are no one, we know you are not a pvp force, you are simply caught up in something that you are not a part of, we offered you away out, you dont want it so we will keep it up until we need your war slot. Believe me it is worth fighting you just so I can watch your CEO log off whenever he sees me in system.
BDSM as a corporation are not nice, we are horrible, nasty, smelly people. We have our code of conduct as kept to by most mercenaries and pirates, we can be trusted, we dont smack etc etc, but we are evil.
To be honest your crazy, sure I have my distorted fake roleplay, false justifications, but anyone with a bit of sense would see through it, accept what was happening and make a rational decision.
We dont care if you dont take the ransom, we dont care about you, but your own stupidity and blindess means you get some extra attention from our resident sadistic and depraved killers (and well...arrgs ) But thanks for highlighting to the EVE community that we are ebil and nasty and like mocking those who dont understand how eve works. <3
See you crazy kids in space and please, escalate the situation, drama!
/signed FFS... WTS a sense of humor...
/me needs new sig :/ |
Abrah
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Posted - 2006.06.05 23:33:00 -
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Velsharoon , i think you have to find youreself a girl mate. Eve is keeping you wayyy to busy !
Nice post covering up youre mess up... continue to amuze me
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Nee'kita Frist
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Posted - 2006.06.05 23:35:00 -
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Sarcasim is lost on the internet and even more so lost across lanuage barriers.
Not everyone speaks english as their native tongue.
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.06.06 00:00:00 -
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Originally by: Abrah
Velsharoon , i think you have to find youreself a girl mate. Eve is keeping you wayyy to busy !
Nice post covering up youre mess up... continue to amuze me
Student, i spend half my nights out thanks and have a 4 month holiday, but less of me!
And yeh...my mess You have no idea what your talking about, these wars are going great for us, your irrational hatred amuses us, our killboard is 100% accurate.
And sarcasm...its not that hard to grasp when you know...as your evidence shows that it is all twisted
But yes, you did ask, and you were told as the chat logs show, so why complain
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Counterfeit
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Posted - 2006.06.06 00:26:00 -
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Originally by: Velsharoon
We fought long and hard, but unfortunately we cannot hold out any longer, this is their home turf, they have brought in famed mercenary and drug trading Corporations such as Red Dwarf Mining Corps and Synergy Alliance. Both corporations have a history of violence in Molden Heath, .....
Drugs!?
Mecenaries!?
Corporation!?
Velsh baby, ya know me, all i do is sit in station making exciting cross-stitch goods for escrow to far away lands
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Wicked Wisdom
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Posted - 2006.06.06 03:29:00 -
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Originally by: Abrah
So if this piece of intel is true, then we are at war because we fight pirates, and C-DEF basically called in a merc corp to fight all MH anti-pirates due to the fact that C-DEF fights worse than three blind 90 year old grandmas in a sack race.
Yes, C-DEF sucks so bad that it took 2 corporations (comprising of 94 members combined) to war dec a 12 man mining corporation. You are so cool.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2006.06.06 06:20:00 -
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Originally by: Purvy
its obvious your last clone left the factory prior to receiving the humor implant.....maybe your next clone will be fully fitted.
There are some things that even advanced technology cannot cure, Purvy. 
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History of the MC movie! |
Counterfeit
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Posted - 2006.06.06 06:22:00 -
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Edited by: Counterfeit on 06/06/2006 06:23:04
Originally by: Wicked Wisdom
Yes, C-DEF sucks so bad that it took 2 corporations (comprising of 94 members combined) to war dec a 12 man mining corporation. You are so cool.
OK i hardly ever post on forums, but THAT is priceless. My god man, how the **** do you survive in rl? Are you really THAT naieve.
ALL of the points you made in that post are irrelevant and worthless.
a) number of members means nothing.
b) prove they are a mining corp. In fact, prove full stop what they do
c) a logistics orientated corp can be a VERY valuable asset/ally and therefore a viable target in certain circumstances.
d) Who the hell are you!?
e) Conngratz on being numpty enough to make me type all this crap in response.
**** like you is the reason why i normally dont post on forums.
Try thinking about what you post before you post it.
Just like i have
LOL, sorry to go off on one there but GRrrr! some ppl really make me wonder.
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Counterfeit
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Posted - 2006.06.06 06:26:00 -
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LOL, i wanted to keep this thread friendly but BANG there goes that down the toilet.
Im off to work now. :(
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Sharcy
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Posted - 2006.06.06 07:15:00 -
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Just wanted to say I love the banner, love the BDSM. sigs, love the humor .
Can't really do much for you but Interbus you some spare whips of mine, HTH. Oh, and I won't it against you if you forego the Safe, Sane & Consensual in this case...
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Sonnema is recruiting! |
Hoozin
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Posted - 2006.06.06 07:25:00 -
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Originally by: Counterfeit
LOL, i wanted to keep this thread friendly but BANG there goes that down the toilet.
Dude, they're BDSM. This is friendly. More than a little bit kinky too, but whatever.
And no ... Abrah can't have Arrgs as he is all mine mine mine mine ... nvm, you can have him.
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Trakh Shardan
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Posted - 2006.06.06 10:37:00 -
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Originally by: Counterfeit
LOL, i wanted to keep this thread friendly but BANG there goes that down the toilet.
Im off to work now. :(
w00t vels 4tw Oh and rabbit rocks
BTW Counterfeit get ya self A new sig its ugly
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psycorabbit
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Posted - 2006.06.06 15:00:00 -
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woo trakh rocks and yay i got a new sig ohh and about this topic wars ftw!!!
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.06.06 15:13:00 -
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What is it with you people not typing properly
Next time I recruit Im gonna have the 3 Rs tested for
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commander tycho
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Posted - 2006.06.06 15:37:00 -
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Jeez, what's up with people not seeing the joke? Dont take it seriously, it was just a bit of amusment to please the forum dwellers.
Hey Velsh, you didnt correct the corp name
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.06.06 17:10:00 -
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Originally by: commander tycho
Jeez, what's up with people not seeing the joke? Dont take it seriously, it was just a bit of amusment to please the forum dwellers.
Hey Velsh, you didnt correct the corp name
Who cares
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Aki Xan
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Posted - 2006.06.06 17:11:00 -
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Edited by: Aki Xan on 06/06/2006 17:17:19
Bestest mining corp EVAR! Let me know if I can provide you with any of my special services!!
- Aki Xan
"your tiny wittle wazers hit perfectly, wrecking piwates ego for 151.7 damage" |
Hoozin
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Posted - 2006.06.06 17:54:00 -
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Originally by: psycorabbit
woo trakh rocks and yay i got a new sig ohh and about this topic wars ftw!!!
On that note, those are some of the best sigs I've ever seen guys. Can I have one?
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Proper Haiku requires Gills ... and pretty panties. |
Bianca Rhys
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Posted - 2006.06.06 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: Hoozin
Originally by: psycorabbit
woo trakh rocks and yay i got a new sig ohh and about this topic wars ftw!!!
On that note, those are some of the best sigs I've ever seen guys. Can I have one?
Woo! Contact me ingame, Hoozin, tho I am a little backlogged w/ the rest of the corp But thanks!
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Britainius
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Posted - 2006.06.06 22:04:00 -
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Edited by: Britainius on 06/06/2006 22:04:47
So, does this mean Carebears in Thongs are beginning to accept that they are liying through there teeth to start a war?
Just to remind you, wether your kill board is 100% accurate or not, I beleive that is a score of how much damage you've taken rather than killed?
You guys are paying for the war so losses are higher on your side.
Maybe its time you backed down before your corp begins to get into very deep water.
Then again, keep going...you'll disolve eventually
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.06.06 22:28:00 -
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Edited by: Velsharoon on 06/06/2006 22:39:35
Why do you persist with this idiocy, we have allready admitted that yes in regards to ISS, you were simply collateral damage. Our reasons, whatever they are for I have forgotten (and they are not important, like you) are indead false. We just wanted to have some extra targets in Molden Heath while we came home and sorted some stuff out (recruitment etc, sigs)
Next Question?
We are being nasty people, whats so hard to grasp about that fact
At least my corporation acts with professionalism and style, which can be more than said for your lot.
xx and <3 to you all
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Hinik
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Posted - 2006.06.07 00:00:00 -
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*sigh* they just don't get it vels...
let me try and explain:
 We like targets.
The more targets there are, the happier we are.
Free wars are even better than paid ones.
... you can see where I'm going with this
Threatening us with yet MORE war... guess what... MAKES US HAPPY!
You need a new sig boyo! - Xorus |
Purvy
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Posted - 2006.06.07 00:47:00 -
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Originally by: Aki Xan
Edited by: Aki Xan on 06/06/2006 17:17:19
Bestest mining corp EVAR! Let me know if I can provide you with any of my special services!!
so do i qualify for these special services?
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Slarth
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Posted - 2006.06.07 05:57:00 -
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Here comes the pain
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danya
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Posted - 2006.06.07 07:48:00 -
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Man i hate to see our dirty washing hung out to dry for all to see...
yes this war is inconvenient to iss..
yes we lack any funny bones :)
but what a learning experience..
lets just roll our sleaves up and see if we cant loose some more ships :D
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Hoozin
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Posted - 2006.06.07 08:23:00 -
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Originally by: danya
Man i hate to see our dirty washing hung out to dry for all to see...
yes this war is inconvenient to iss..
yes we lack any funny bones :)
but what a learning experience..
lets just roll our sleaves up and see if we cant loose some more ships :D
You!
I like.
And yes, BDSM are lying through their teeth about starting the war. Apparently you are the only ones that think the rest of the EVE community doesn't already know this.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2006.06.07 08:25:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 07/06/2006 08:26:25
Originally by: Hinik
*sigh* they just don't get it vels...
let me try and explain:
We like targets.
The more targets there are, the happier we are.
Free wars are even better than paid ones.
... you can see where I'm going with this
Threatening us with yet MORE war... guess what... MAKES US HAPPY!
Hinik, EVE-Uni sends it's regards. 
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Hinik
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Posted - 2006.06.07 10:04:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene
Edited by: Seleene on 07/06/2006 08:26:25
Originally by: Hinik
*sigh* they just don't get it vels...
let me try and explain:
We like targets.
The more targets there are, the happier we are.
Free wars are even better than paid ones.
... you can see where I'm going with this
Threatening us with yet MORE war... guess what... MAKES US HAPPY!
Hinik, EVE-Uni sends it's regards.
GODDAMNIT!!! ok... I think we've found our next alliance target
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irishego
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Posted - 2006.06.07 10:26:00 -
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Edited by: irishego on 07/06/2006 10:28:44
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Edited by: Velsharoon on 06/06/2006 22:39:35
Why do you persist with this idiocy, we have allready admitted that yes in regards to ISS, you were simply collateral damage. Our reasons, whatever they are for I have forgotten (and they are not important, like you) are indead false. We just wanted to have some extra targets in Molden Heath while we came home and sorted some stuff out (recruitment etc, sigs)
Next Question?
We are being nasty people, whats so hard to grasp about that fact
At least my corporation acts with professionalism and style, which can be more than said for your lot.
haha
i wonder if that is also the plee of sadam housain to the NATO forces when they caught him
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Griffman
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Posted - 2006.06.07 11:12:00 -
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I'm just so hurt that Purvy doesnt love me
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Purvy
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Posted - 2006.06.07 12:22:00 -
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Edited by: Purvy on 07/06/2006 12:23:49
Originally by: Griffman
I'm just so hurt that Purvy doesnt love me
pffft how can you say that, i gave you all of my love the one time we've meet!
on yeah and poor Hinik shall cry for days now i think its time we pay a visit to the blue boys.
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JimBob Bezluden
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Posted - 2006.06.08 06:04:00 -
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My attempts during the initial days of the war with Corsets and Carebears to determine their exact goals and terms proved successful. In convo with Bianca and Velsharoon, they laid out the following terms
300 exotic dancers
50 marines
20 janitors
5 livestock
5000 units of synthetic oil
1 biology skillbook
(this is looking bad... )
10000 soil
500 fertilizer
1 expensive ship (noah's ark?)
5000 water
1 superconductor rail (I don't even want to know -just look at it)
almost forgot.
1 unburnt grilled cheese sandwich
Leave Amarr space forever
Well, I've gone through our assets and will address each demand.
Exotic dancers: These might need to be repaired before repackaging. Might need 50000 units of antibiotics or specialized medicines.
Marines: Sorry, most of them were doing the dancers, got hopped up on drugs and are currently AWOL.
Janitors: They are currently spread very thin dealing with the mess left behind by the wild orgies the marines and dancers had. Also, they are not yet trained enough to operate the sandblasters needed to de-gunk the hangars.
Livestock: Counter is almost done with them, but they are much cleaner than the exotic dancers.
Synthetic Oil: Sorry, we don't have any. Blame the marines. Actually, blame the dancers who had been doing NERVESTICK (it's like alum).
Biology book... a few of the newer corpies stumbled in on one of the orgies and we are still trying to explain what was happening. Can we borrow an "Animal Husbandry" book?
Soil: THe new corpies were rather shocked. Can we just throw you their undies?
Fertilizer: Also a work in progress. Janitors should be able to take care of this once "Sandblasting" is trained to L4 for T2 Sandblasters. Be patient, they aren't too bright.
Expensive ship... hmm. that's rather relative. How about a probe?
Water: The janitors were too busy cleaning up and didn't fix the station water filtration unit. Had to use the water to hose down the dancers (they were very smelly).
About that superconductor rail... blame the dancers for us not having this. Don't ask where it is, just accept that you don't want it now.
The unburnt grilled cheese sandwich might be a tough order to fill. Snow White left corp about 1 year ago and stole the cookbook. We've been eating canned foods since then.
Amarr Space. Well, right after the rebellion we swore to never go back.
Good luck.
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Mister Zero
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Posted - 2006.06.08 09:46:00 -
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Originally by: Velsharoon
Edited by: Velsharoon on 05/06/2006 00:21:56We fought long and hard, but unfortunately we cannot hold out any longer, this is their home turf, they have brought in famed mercenary and drug trading Corporations such as Red Dwarf Mining Corps and Synergy Alliance. Both corporations have a history of violence in Molden Heath, fighting anyone they think might take their veldspar, for they are jealous evil nasty mercenaries. Outnumbered by 117 something to 14 we cannot hold out. We sought to end our war and asked for the following compensation for our losses:
bla bla bla...
What are you, mental? I go away for a few days and the C-Def propoganda machine is still at it. You like being a puppet for these goons, Velsharoon? You guys cr@ck me up, really. I especially like the surrender terms - nice touch. And don't deny your involvement is the result of C-Def, those whiney b|thces cried a storm because we woulnd't tolerate their continued acts of aggression and their bogus 'claim' to Ennur. All of it's been discussed before and C-Def are beating a dead horse.
C&C, you guys got involved for your own reasons. That's fine, we've dealt with you as ATUF and we didn't run then, we won't now. We've taken losses and so have you. Alas, that's how it goes. So long as we're all having fun, right? Your dec's are bogus but it keeps things interesting - that much is fine. But do *NOT* suggest that SYNAL or even SMEGH are pirates. That's a load of crap and you know it. I won't speak for SMEGH but SYNAL's record is clear. We booted C-Def for being aggro extortionists. Period. Whatever arrangements they made with you are irrelevant, C-Def were given terms that their CEO aggreed to. If a few of them refuse to abide to their own CEO, that isn't our problem. You guys can lurk Teo and Gelf all you want, we're out-gunned and out-matched but, unlike C-Def, we're not going to run to mommy.
You have a real nice day now.
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Alberta
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Posted - 2006.06.08 09:47:00 -
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There's a valuable lesson to be learned in this thread...
If you get an urge to create some can art, deploy it with unskilled alts that can be kept in a noob corp.
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Aki Xan
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Posted - 2006.06.08 10:48:00 -
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Originally by: Purvy
so do i qualify for these special services?
You do indeed!! Meet me in domain and bring your tech 2 ship unarmed. Better yet... borrow one off vels, fly it to amarr then say you "lost" it. Special services will commence thusly..
.. did I mention the extra cheese?
- Aki Xan
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Bianca Rhys
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Posted - 2006.06.09 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: JimBob Bezluden
The unburnt grilled cheese sandwich might be a tough order to fill. Snow White left corp about 1 year ago and stole the cookbook. We've been eating canned foods since then.
Amarr Space. Well, right after the rebellion we swore to never go back.
I really wanted that grilled cheese sandwich, tho
Oh well.
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Trakh Shardan
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Posted - 2006.06.09 22:37:00 -
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Edited by: Trakh Shardan on 09/06/2006 22:37:23
Originally by: Bianca Rhys
Originally by: JimBob Bezluden
The unburnt grilled cheese sandwich might be a tough order to fill. Snow White left corp about 1 year ago and stole the cookbook. We've been eating canned foods since then.
Amarr Space. Well, right after the rebellion we swore to never go back.
I really wanted that grilled cheese sandwich, tho
Oh well.
I ♥ U bianca
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JimBob Bezluden
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Posted - 2006.06.10 02:59:00 -
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Molden Heath News Wire
Arrgs of the notorious Corsets and Carebears Corp, based in Gelfiven, during a solo engagement with an unidentified Red Dwarf Mining Company Hoarder destroyed their newly acquired "Grilled Cheese Sandwich" reaction blueprint that was on it's way to be researched in Gonheim. Red Dwarf Mining could not be reached for comment on the loss, but they were noticeably distraught at its loss. Arrgs refused comment.
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Jaegan
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Posted - 2006.06.10 03:11:00 -
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Won't someone think of the stripp... er, dancers!
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Mini newswire
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Posted - 2006.06.10 10:01:00 -
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Latest from the news wire
While arrgs has been attempting to steal the cheese sandwich reports in claim he has started to get very annoyed. He must have really wanted this cheese toastie as he has commited quite a few ships to capturing it. Now he has stolen the bpc for this sandwich members of RDMC went to gelf to see if they could retrive it.
On entering Gelf their small T1 fleet of lightly armed toasters where attacked by a Fleet issue BS. The Corsets placing so much faith in the fleet issue to be able to clean out the poor dwarfs must have been worried that the elite ship could not even dent these peskie Minmatar cooks.
Under heavy fire from the Fleet issue the Dwarfs sent a scout in to the docks to pick up a new cheese toastie and get out of system. The scout made it out and the fighting T1 shipping forced the fleet issue to dock and run for the hills in a shuttle.
Accourding to Mini News services the dwarfs have started production on the T2 cheese toastie and their rumbling stomachs will soon be filled with food yet again.
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Turkantho
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Posted - 2006.06.10 11:20:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene
Hinik, EVE-Uni sends it's regards.
whoever did this deserves to podded back to a noob whose skills fit in a basic clone
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