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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:05:00 -
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Edited by: Velsharoon on 05/06/2006 00:21:56
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I come before you a humbled man, my corporation has suffered many grave injustices in the preceding weeks, and now we are on the brink of collapse!11!!!
BDSM, formed by members of ATUF, was a peaceful mining corporation, we left Molden Heath and made our home with the Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate. There we recuperated after our senseless and immoral rampages across low security Molden Heath and its environs, which we shall regret for all eternity for the pain and suffering they caused.
But we were changed men! (and two slightly confused women), we had found a life filled with love and happiness in g-7, until one day the cruel and heartless corporation Information Security Services did the unthinkable, one of our mining ops was destroyed, thousands of lives lost to sate their unsatiable lust for blood.
We responded in kind, we packed our mining lasers away, brought out our battleships and charged the capacitors. BDSM went to war!
We fought long and hard, but unfortunately we cannot hold out any longer, this is their home turf, they have brought in famed mercenary and drug trading Corporations such as Red Dwarf Mining Corps and Synergy Alliance. Both corporations have a history of violence in Molden Heath, fighting anyone they think might take their veldspar, for they are jealous evil nasty mercenaries. Outnumbered by 117 something to 14 we cannot hold out. We sought to end our war and asked for the following compensation for our losses:
11 Exotic Dancers for the guys
2 Marines for Bianca and Ellisa
1 Livestock for Danks (Dont ask)
6 fully fitted noob ships (their choice, must be civilian or basic mods only)
2 taranis, fitted with t2
1 Vigil, fitted with t1
A haiku to sooth our mourning souls
And in return we were told this:
Abrah > you have to take of the war dec in 24 h
Abrah > if the 24 h time pass ...we request 500 mil isk to leave you alone
We now come before the EVE community, pleading, nay begging for assistance against these barbarous foes. Together the forces of good shall triumph!
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Hinik
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:09:00 -
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YES! help us please, someone with a conscience out there come to our aid.
We cannot take it anymore 
You need a new sig boyo! - Xorus |
Manus Ghostface
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:09:00 -
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The diagram evidence is the clincher for me.
That city is well fortified which has a wall of men instead of brick.
- Lycurgus |
nickycakes
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:10:00 -
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Honestly, how do you expect them to build taranis out of veld?
Rarely Outnumbered, Usually Outgunned, Never Outsmacked
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FowlPlayChiken
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:12:00 -
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gl
Just podded this sig, now where is my toy? - Wrangler |
Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:15:00 -
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I'd love to help man but, like... all that velspar you're not mining, someone has to take care of it. Right?
RIGHT?
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Hoozin
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:15:00 -
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Edited by: Hoozin on 05/06/2006 00:15:43
While I am unable to offer you any form of help at this time, I will offer prayers on behalf of the members of BDSM. I wish that you find a way to end your suffering soon.
P.S. Can I get one of those sigs?
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Proper Haiku requires Gills ... and pretty panties. |
Yumiko Shaku
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:16:00 -
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Deep, deep down in my heart I try not to answer the question why velsh hasn't been sent to some kind of home that will take care of his likes.
Danks, your time will come. Just wait my little friend.
Velsh, shave your head and call danks susan.
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Chode Rizoum
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:33:00 -
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Edited by: Chode Rizoum on 05/06/2006 00:33:23
hinik for president
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Maya Rkell
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:38:00 -
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Elp! Elp! We're being oppressed!
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Julien Derida
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Posted - 2006.06.05 00:43:00 -
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I am shocked and appalled by this heinous news. My thoughts are with you all.
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Chief Inspector of the Style Police - FRICK |
Tyrrax Thorrk
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Posted - 2006.06.05 01:33:00 -
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Please let me know if there's anything I can do to help against these horrible oppressors 
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Dark Eagle
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Posted - 2006.06.05 01:45:00 -
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Bloody murder! Bloody murder! What madness would possess a man, to violate the good will of this corp of good looking gals and contented miners?! Ney, there be no tighter bound corsets in the land! Let there be violent retribution upon the ISS, for their ebil deeds!.
Look to that picture! Do you not seem to hear the very souls of those poor shipmates cry out to you! I call upon all to send vital supplies, aid, and lingerie to bolster the defense of the Corsets and Carebears against their foes.
Feh |
Tityana
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Posted - 2006.06.05 02:05:00 -
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Ill always be there with fresh oranges for the intervals! u know that :)
Dont bother me.... SHOPPING!
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F'nog
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Posted - 2006.06.05 03:00:00 -
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BEST BANNER EVER!
 Originally by: Panzer Goddess
I podded wrangler, and all I got was this lousy forumban.
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krissi79
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Posted - 2006.06.05 03:52:00 -
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Well dudes g7 is open as always for you guys
just remember the saying
when the going get tuff , the alcohol gets a flowing
come home you guys , let them visit us
besides the t2 guns sales have gone down since you left 
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Jin Entres
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Posted - 2006.06.05 08:34:00 -
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All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Rise in arms, brothers and sisters and bring justice where there is none!
Good luck.
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Hoozin
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Posted - 2006.06.05 08:42:00 -
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Originally by: Jin Entres
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Rise in arms, brothers and sisters and bring justice where there is none!
"We could kill, Everybody!"
"I'm strangely comfortable with that."
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Proper Haiku requires Gills ... and pretty panties. |
Sun Ra
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Posted - 2006.06.05 09:02:00 -
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Bring it newbs, i may even log off wow long enough to deal with you 
Arcane Frankologies - 'plz stop guys it's xmas' |
Zembla
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Posted - 2006.06.05 09:38:00 -
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I thought u guys were into pain 'n all that?
Someone seriously needs to help you, where else am I going to buy my whips? Of NAGA? I don't think so, they don't sell such highly specialised equipment.
<Z>
Spread the Z
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Darth Kidd
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Posted - 2006.06.05 09:53:00 -
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sorry for your suffering. I'm sure this will all get worked out. 
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.06.05 10:21:00 -
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Originally by: Sun Ra
Bring it newbs, i may even log off wow long enough to deal with you
Its pretty telling that you dont even know the name of your own alliance
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.06.05 10:53:00 -
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BDCI needs more whips and chains. I'm sure we could negotiate a deal of some sort to enact your revenge
BDCI Recruitment Officer |
Seleene
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Posted - 2006.06.05 10:57:00 -
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Originally by: ParMizaN
BDCI needs more whips and chains. I'm sure we could negotiate a deal of some sort to enact your revenge
Parm, I know you said you were going to make the Recruitment program more strict, but... you know what? Nevermind. I probably don't want to know, do I? 
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History of the MC movie! |
ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.06.05 11:00:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene
Originally by: ParMizaN
BDCI needs more whips and chains. I'm sure we could negotiate a deal of some sort to enact your revenge
Parm, I know you said you were going to make the Recruitment program more strict, but... you know what? Nevermind. I probably don't want to know, do I?
That would be a no, sir 
BDCI Recruitment Officer |
Aki Xan
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Posted - 2006.06.05 11:27:00 -
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This is a very sexy post.
Corsets and Carebears can have their way with me anytime they please.
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fisty
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Posted - 2006.06.05 11:32:00 -
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die or give them isk.........WUHAHAHAHA
oh man....i shouldn thave taken those drugs....have exam WUHUUUUUUUUUUUUU
BRING IT ILL WTFPWN BOTH OF THEM YARRRR
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MadGaz
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Posted - 2006.06.05 12:35:00 -
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My heart goes out to you guys, I hope this doesn't cause you to quit eve!
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Sun Ra
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Posted - 2006.06.05 12:38:00 -
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Originally by: Velsharoon
Originally by: Sun Ra
Bring it newbs, i may even log off wow long enough to deal with you
Its pretty telling that you dont even know the name of your own alliance
lol guess i should read proper 
Arcane Frankologies - 'plz stop guys it's xmas' |
larietta
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Posted - 2006.06.05 12:51:00 -
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keep your chin up dude am sure help will come
got a spare beer mate liiike
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