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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.06.06 17:10:00 -
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 Originally by: commander tycho
Jeez, what's up with people not seeing the joke? Dont take it seriously, it was just a bit of amusment to please the forum dwellers.
Hey Velsh, you didnt correct the corp name 
Who cares  
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Aki Xan
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Posted - 2006.06.06 17:11:00 -
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Edited by: Aki Xan on 06/06/2006 17:17:19
Bestest mining corp EVAR! Let me know if I can provide you with any of my special services!!
- Aki Xan
"your tiny wittle wazers hit perfectly, wrecking piwates ego for 151.7 damage" |
Hoozin
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Posted - 2006.06.06 17:54:00 -
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Originally by: psycorabbit
woo trakh rocks and yay i got a new sig ohh and about this topic wars ftw!!!
On that note, those are some of the best sigs I've ever seen guys. Can I have one?
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Bianca Rhys
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Posted - 2006.06.06 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: Hoozin
Originally by: psycorabbit
woo trakh rocks and yay i got a new sig ohh and about this topic wars ftw!!!
On that note, those are some of the best sigs I've ever seen guys. Can I have one?
Woo! Contact me ingame, Hoozin, tho I am a little backlogged w/ the rest of the corp  But thanks! 
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Britainius
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Posted - 2006.06.06 22:04:00 -
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Edited by: Britainius on 06/06/2006 22:04:47
So, does this mean Carebears in Thongs are beginning to accept that they are liying through there teeth to start a war?
Just to remind you, wether your kill board is 100% accurate or not, I beleive that is a score of how much damage you've taken rather than killed?
You guys are paying for the war so losses are higher on your side.
Maybe its time you backed down before your corp begins to get into very deep water.
Then again, keep going...you'll disolve eventually 
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.06.06 22:28:00 -
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Edited by: Velsharoon on 06/06/2006 22:39:35
Why do you persist with this idiocy, we have allready admitted that yes in regards to ISS, you were simply collateral damage. Our reasons, whatever they are for I have forgotten (and they are not important, like you) are indead false. We just wanted to have some extra targets in Molden Heath while we came home and sorted some stuff out (recruitment etc, sigs)
Next Question?
We are being nasty people, whats so hard to grasp about that fact 
At least my corporation acts with professionalism and style, which can be more than said for your lot.
xx and <3 to you all
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Hinik
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Posted - 2006.06.07 00:00:00 -
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*sigh* they just don't get it vels...
let me try and explain:
 We like targets.
The more targets there are, the happier we are.
Free wars are even better than paid ones.
... you can see where I'm going with this
Threatening us with yet MORE war... guess what... MAKES US HAPPY!
You need a new sig boyo! - Xorus |
Purvy
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Posted - 2006.06.07 00:47:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Aki Xan
Edited by: Aki Xan on 06/06/2006 17:17:19
Bestest mining corp EVAR! Let me know if I can provide you with any of my special services!!
so do i qualify for these special services?
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Slarth
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Posted - 2006.06.07 05:57:00 -
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Here comes the pain
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danya
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Posted - 2006.06.07 07:48:00 -
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Man i hate to see our dirty washing hung out to dry for all to see...
yes this war is inconvenient to iss..
yes we lack any funny bones :)
but what a learning experience..
lets just roll our sleaves up and see if we cant loose some more ships :D
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Hoozin
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Posted - 2006.06.07 08:23:00 -
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Originally by: danya
Man i hate to see our dirty washing hung out to dry for all to see...
yes this war is inconvenient to iss..
yes we lack any funny bones :)
but what a learning experience..
lets just roll our sleaves up and see if we cant loose some more ships :D
You!
I like.
And yes, BDSM are lying through their teeth about starting the war. Apparently you are the only ones that think the rest of the EVE community doesn't already know this.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2006.06.07 08:25:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 07/06/2006 08:26:25
Originally by: Hinik
*sigh* they just don't get it vels...
let me try and explain:
We like targets.
The more targets there are, the happier we are.
Free wars are even better than paid ones.
... you can see where I'm going with this
Threatening us with yet MORE war... guess what... MAKES US HAPPY!
Hinik, EVE-Uni sends it's regards.  
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History of the MC movie! |
Hinik
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Posted - 2006.06.07 10:04:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Seleene
Edited by: Seleene on 07/06/2006 08:26:25
Originally by: Hinik
*sigh* they just don't get it vels...
let me try and explain:
We like targets.
The more targets there are, the happier we are.
Free wars are even better than paid ones.
... you can see where I'm going with this
Threatening us with yet MORE war... guess what... MAKES US HAPPY!
Hinik, EVE-Uni sends it's regards.
GODDAMNIT!!! ok... I think we've found our next alliance target
You need a new sig boyo! - Xorus |
irishego
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Posted - 2006.06.07 10:26:00 -
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Edited by: irishego on 07/06/2006 10:28:44
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Edited by: Velsharoon on 06/06/2006 22:39:35
Why do you persist with this idiocy, we have allready admitted that yes in regards to ISS, you were simply collateral damage. Our reasons, whatever they are for I have forgotten (and they are not important, like you) are indead false. We just wanted to have some extra targets in Molden Heath while we came home and sorted some stuff out (recruitment etc, sigs)
Next Question?
We are being nasty people, whats so hard to grasp about that fact
At least my corporation acts with professionalism and style, which can be more than said for your lot.
haha
i wonder if that is also the plee of sadam housain to the NATO forces when they caught him
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Griffman
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Posted - 2006.06.07 11:12:00 -
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I'm just so hurt that Purvy doesnt love me 
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Purvy
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Posted - 2006.06.07 12:22:00 -
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Edited by: Purvy on 07/06/2006 12:23:49
Originally by: Griffman
I'm just so hurt that Purvy doesnt love me
pffft how can you say that, i gave you all of my love the one time we've meet!
on yeah and poor Hinik shall cry for days now  i think its time we pay a visit to the blue boys.
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JimBob Bezluden
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Posted - 2006.06.08 06:04:00 -
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My attempts during the initial days of the war with Corsets and Carebears to determine their exact goals and terms proved successful. In convo with Bianca and Velsharoon, they laid out the following terms
300 exotic dancers
50 marines
20 janitors
5 livestock
5000 units of synthetic oil
1 biology skillbook
(this is looking bad... )
10000 soil
500 fertilizer
1 expensive ship (noah's ark?)
5000 water
1 superconductor rail (I don't even want to know -just look at it)
almost forgot.
1 unburnt grilled cheese sandwich
Leave Amarr space forever
Well, I've gone through our assets and will address each demand.
Exotic dancers: These might need to be repaired before repackaging. Might need 50000 units of antibiotics or specialized medicines.
Marines: Sorry, most of them were doing the dancers, got hopped up on drugs and are currently AWOL.
Janitors: They are currently spread very thin dealing with the mess left behind by the wild orgies the marines and dancers had. Also, they are not yet trained enough to operate the sandblasters needed to de-gunk the hangars.
Livestock: Counter is almost done with them, but they are much cleaner than the exotic dancers.
Synthetic Oil: Sorry, we don't have any. Blame the marines. Actually, blame the dancers who had been doing NERVESTICK (it's like alum).
Biology book... a few of the newer corpies stumbled in on one of the orgies and we are still trying to explain what was happening. Can we borrow an "Animal Husbandry" book?
Soil: THe new corpies were rather shocked. Can we just throw you their undies?
Fertilizer: Also a work in progress. Janitors should be able to take care of this once "Sandblasting" is trained to L4 for T2 Sandblasters. Be patient, they aren't too bright.
Expensive ship... hmm. that's rather relative. How about a probe?
Water: The janitors were too busy cleaning up and didn't fix the station water filtration unit. Had to use the water to hose down the dancers (they were very smelly).
About that superconductor rail... blame the dancers for us not having this. Don't ask where it is, just accept that you don't want it now.
The unburnt grilled cheese sandwich might be a tough order to fill. Snow White left corp about 1 year ago and stole the cookbook. We've been eating canned foods since then.
Amarr Space. Well, right after the rebellion we swore to never go back.
Good luck.
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Mister Zero
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Posted - 2006.06.08 09:46:00 -
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Originally by: Velsharoon
Edited by: Velsharoon on 05/06/2006 00:21:56We fought long and hard, but unfortunately we cannot hold out any longer, this is their home turf, they have brought in famed mercenary and drug trading Corporations such as Red Dwarf Mining Corps and Synergy Alliance. Both corporations have a history of violence in Molden Heath, fighting anyone they think might take their veldspar, for they are jealous evil nasty mercenaries. Outnumbered by 117 something to 14 we cannot hold out. We sought to end our war and asked for the following compensation for our losses:
bla bla bla...
What are you, mental? I go away for a few days and the C-Def propoganda machine is still at it. You like being a puppet for these goons, Velsharoon? You guys cr@ck me up, really. I especially like the surrender terms - nice touch. And don't deny your involvement is the result of C-Def, those whiney b|thces cried a storm because we woulnd't tolerate their continued acts of aggression and their bogus 'claim' to Ennur. All of it's been discussed before and C-Def are beating a dead horse.
C&C, you guys got involved for your own reasons. That's fine, we've dealt with you as ATUF and we didn't run then, we won't now. We've taken losses and so have you. Alas, that's how it goes. So long as we're all having fun, right? Your dec's are bogus but it keeps things interesting - that much is fine. But do *NOT* suggest that SYNAL or even SMEGH are pirates. That's a load of crap and you know it. I won't speak for SMEGH but SYNAL's record is clear. We booted C-Def for being aggro extortionists. Period. Whatever arrangements they made with you are irrelevant, C-Def were given terms that their CEO aggreed to. If a few of them refuse to abide to their own CEO, that isn't our problem. You guys can lurk Teo and Gelf all you want, we're out-gunned and out-matched but, unlike C-Def, we're not going to run to mommy.
You have a real nice day now.
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Alberta
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Posted - 2006.06.08 09:47:00 -
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There's a valuable lesson to be learned in this thread...
If you get an urge to create some can art, deploy it with unskilled alts that can be kept in a noob corp.
My Thoughts on Game Balance |
Aki Xan
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Posted - 2006.06.08 10:48:00 -
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Originally by: Purvy
so do i qualify for these special services?
You do indeed!! Meet me in domain and bring your tech 2 ship unarmed. Better yet... borrow one off vels, fly it to amarr then say you "lost" it. Special services will commence thusly..
.. did I mention the extra cheese?
- Aki Xan
"your tiny wittle wazers hit perfectly, wrecking piwates ego for 151.7 damage" |
Bianca Rhys
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Posted - 2006.06.09 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: JimBob Bezluden
The unburnt grilled cheese sandwich might be a tough order to fill. Snow White left corp about 1 year ago and stole the cookbook. We've been eating canned foods since then.
Amarr Space. Well, right after the rebellion we swore to never go back.
I really wanted that grilled cheese sandwich, tho
Oh well.
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Trakh Shardan
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Posted - 2006.06.09 22:37:00 -
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Edited by: Trakh Shardan on 09/06/2006 22:37:23
Originally by: Bianca Rhys
Originally by: JimBob Bezluden
The unburnt grilled cheese sandwich might be a tough order to fill. Snow White left corp about 1 year ago and stole the cookbook. We've been eating canned foods since then.
Amarr Space. Well, right after the rebellion we swore to never go back.
I really wanted that grilled cheese sandwich, tho
Oh well.
I ♥ U bianca
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JimBob Bezluden
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Posted - 2006.06.10 02:59:00 -
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Molden Heath News Wire
Arrgs of the notorious Corsets and Carebears Corp, based in Gelfiven, during a solo engagement with an unidentified Red Dwarf Mining Company Hoarder destroyed their newly acquired "Grilled Cheese Sandwich" reaction blueprint that was on it's way to be researched in Gonheim. Red Dwarf Mining could not be reached for comment on the loss, but they were noticeably distraught at its loss. Arrgs refused comment.
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Jaegan
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Posted - 2006.06.10 03:11:00 -
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Won't someone think of the stripp... er, dancers!
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Mini newswire
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Posted - 2006.06.10 10:01:00 -
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Latest from the news wire
While arrgs has been attempting to steal the cheese sandwich reports in claim he has started to get very annoyed. He must have really wanted this cheese toastie as he has commited quite a few ships to capturing it. Now he has stolen the bpc for this sandwich members of RDMC went to gelf to see if they could retrive it.
On entering Gelf their small T1 fleet of lightly armed toasters where attacked by a Fleet issue BS. The Corsets placing so much faith in the fleet issue to be able to clean out the poor dwarfs must have been worried that the elite ship could not even dent these peskie Minmatar cooks.
Under heavy fire from the Fleet issue the Dwarfs sent a scout in to the docks to pick up a new cheese toastie and get out of system. The scout made it out and the fighting T1 shipping forced the fleet issue to dock and run for the hills in a shuttle.
Accourding to Mini News services the dwarfs have started production on the T2 cheese toastie and their rumbling stomachs will soon be filled with food yet again.
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Turkantho
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Posted - 2006.06.10 11:20:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene
Hinik, EVE-Uni sends it's regards.
whoever did this deserves to podded back to a noob whose skills fit in a basic clone
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