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Michael Ruckert
SECURE TRANSPORTS
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Posted - 2014.07.18 06:36:00 -
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Do you list EVE in your online dating profile to improve your chances for meeting that hot and desirable SO? Ever had sex while playing EVE? Has your SO walked into the room in something hot and seductive and you didn't even look up from your PC due to a great PvP fight? Have you told your SO "Not tonight honey. I have a headache from mining."? Do you say "gf" after a hot session with your SO?
Discuss.
"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier |
Schmata Bastanold
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
2165
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Posted - 2014.07.18 06:41:00 -
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What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.
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Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
2149
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Posted - 2014.07.18 06:55:00 -
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Online dating profile? Oi oi oi. I would never even have one.
Thankfully, Eve has no affect on my personal relationships, but this is a weird question (only on the internet).
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Harrison Tato
Yamato Holdings
87
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:01:00 -
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If I have done a lot of hacking mini-games at relic sites that day my hand is really tired and I just go to bed. |
Muadd Dibb
White Dragon Mining and Holdings
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:07:00 -
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Apparently I have a wife somewhere in the house.
However havent seen her in a while
OH WAIT there she is.... jeeze she looks mad and is rabbling about me playing EvE again. Ok putting the headset back on  |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
12340
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:12:00 -
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Obviously chicks dig titans so you can't go wrong saying you play EVE.
/c
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James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
10681
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:22:00 -
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I didn't have one when I started playing EVE.
I have one now.
Correlation does not imply causation.
No, this isn't it at all. Make it more... psssshhhh. |
Remiel Pollard
The Vigilance Institute
3961
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:23:00 -
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I'm asexual, so...
Not at all.
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita.
People complain about how 'empty' space is. Personally, I would be complaining if it were more 'full'.
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Wiros PotHead
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
4
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:24:00 -
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I like to pew pew on internet spaceships, but honestly, i like it more have sex with my SO like there is no tomorrow 
#priorities
GÇ£This is war. You never want to fight fair. You want to sneak up behind your enemy and club him over the head.GÇ¥
GÇô Kara Thrace aka "Starbuck" -á |
ACE McFACE
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve
WormHole Occupation and Resource Exploitation
1852
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:36:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Obviously chicks dig titans so you can't go wrong saying you play EVE.
/c
And you dig in titans so its perfect
Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button. |
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Yang Aurilen
The Mjolnir Bloc
The Bloc
260
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:43:00 -
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Apparently you missed the memo that you have to be a unemployed fat neckeard virgin in your mom's basement to play eve. Those guys on comms talking about wife/gf aggro? That's just them wanting to fap. |
Lachra
Union of Labor
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:44:00 -
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It spices things up. Me and my partner like to do a little RP in the bedroom: my partner plays a distribution agent for the Khanid Transport corporation, and I play a courier for Deep Core Mining Inc. (winky wink!) I have to negotiate the price for our encounter and the 'delivery of goods' based on my faction standings and current Social and Distribution Connections skillpoints. Then we ****. |
Dilligafmofo
Sandman Plc
245
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Posted - 2014.07.18 08:06:00 -
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My sex life is far better since playing eve. I trained controlled bursts to 5  |
Nami Kumamato
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
303
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Posted - 2014.07.18 08:13:00 -
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Michael Ruckert wrote:Do you list EVE in your online dating profile to improve your chances for meeting that hot and desirable SO? Ever had sex while playing EVE? Has your SO walked into the room in something hot and seductive and you didn't even look up from your PC due to a great PvP fight? Have you told your SO "Not tonight honey. I have a headache from mining."? Do you say "gf" after a hot session with your SO?
Discuss.
Take a head-pill in a hand, tall glass of water in the other.
Go in the bedroom.
You wife will notice you and ask - "what are those for?"
"For your headache..."
"But I don't have a heada..."
"AHA!"
There...just solved all your marriage sex problems...
"And now my ship is oh so cloaked and fit
It never felt so good, I never felt so hid"
- Ramona McCandless, Untitled
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Yang Aurilen
The Mjolnir Bloc
The Bloc
260
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Posted - 2014.07.18 08:33:00 -
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Dilligafmofo wrote:My sex life is far better since playing eve. I trained controlled bursts to 5
Training rapid firing to V. |
Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
344
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Posted - 2014.07.18 08:42:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Obviously chicks dig titans so you can't go wrong saying you play EVE.
/c
Chicks dig Giant Spaceships
I dig Giant Spaceships
Blessed are those that carry the Empress' Light; with it they destroy the shadows |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
12343
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Posted - 2014.07.18 08:47:00 -
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Arline Kley wrote:Chribba wrote:Obviously chicks dig titans so you can't go wrong saying you play EVE.
/c Chicks dig Giant Spaceships I dig Giant Spaceships
We have much in-common but I am worried our love is forbidden 
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Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
344
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Posted - 2014.07.18 08:51:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Arline Kley wrote:Chribba wrote:Obviously chicks dig titans so you can't go wrong saying you play EVE.
/c Chicks dig Giant Spaceships I dig Giant Spaceships We have much in-common but I am worried our love is forbidden
Shhhh It will be our secret,
Blessed are those that carry the Empress' Light; with it they destroy the shadows |
Don Purple
313
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Posted - 2014.07.18 09:14:00 -
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It has increased :D nothing solves the wife aggro from eve like good ol sex.
I am just here to snuggle. |
Alexei Stryker
Steiners Erben
Die Konkurrenz
39
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Posted - 2014.07.18 09:16:00 -
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Michael Ruckert wrote:Do you list EVE in your online dating profile to improve your chances for meeting that hot and desirable SO? Ever had sex while playing EVE? Has your SO walked into the room in something hot and seductive and you didn't even look up from your PC due to a great PvP fight? Have you told your SO "Not tonight honey. I have a headache from mining."? Do you say "gf" after a hot session with your SO?
Discuss.
I have a hot sister. I can never say no. |
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Gully Alex Foyle
Black Fox Marauders
Repeat 0ffenders
1445
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Posted - 2014.07.18 09:25:00 -
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I sometimes hear the target lock sound in my head when we're shifting position, and the LE timer one when I err... engage
EVE Online: Death-o-meter |
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2935
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Posted - 2014.07.18 09:26:00 -
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Don Purple wrote:It has increased :D nothing solves the wife aggro from eve like good ol sex.
This , my partner has been getting jealous of eve a lot lately and going flashy yellow and
irl limited engagement > eve limited engagement.
I miss eve though (first world problems I know).
"Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out."
-Omar Alharazaad
"CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
--áUnsuccessful At Everything |
Mikael Menethil
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2014.07.18 09:34:00 -
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"gf walked into the room in something hot and seductive and you didn't even look up from your PC due to a great PvP fight"
That sounds familiar somehow.
I s**k at real life.... |
Mithandra
Serene Vendetta
Brawls Deep
96
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Posted - 2014.07.18 10:15:00 -
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GF has a strategy.
It works for her but I tend to lose ships. Its hard to be unhappy about the ship loss when you've just been dragged by the unmentionables into the bedroom.
I'm torn.. On the one hand ship loss. On the other hand coitus. |
Namiene
Caldari Navy Auxiliary Support
6
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Posted - 2014.07.18 10:20:00 -
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Eve is the best interactive hookup site ever made. |
BrundleMeth
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
179
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Posted - 2014.07.18 10:48:00 -
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My wife is a serious gamer with her own Gaming Rig(s). Trying to get her to to look up from the keyboard sometimes takes time... |
Trillian Darkwater
ACME HARDWARE
9
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Posted - 2014.07.18 10:51:00 -
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Schmata Bastanold wrote:What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.
tbh, the "sex is over" part is when you're married WITH KIDS |
Authorised Permit Seller
New Order Logistics
CODE.
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Posted - 2014.07.18 10:51:00 -
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Schmata Bastanold wrote:What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.
Same here :) |
Trillian Darkwater
ACME HARDWARE
11
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Posted - 2014.07.18 10:58:00 -
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Lachra wrote:It spices things up. Me and my partner like to do a little RP in the bedroom: my partner plays a distribution agent for the Khanid Transport corporation, and I play a courier for Deep Core Mining Inc. (winky wink!) I have to negotiate the price for our encounter and the 'delivery of goods' based on my faction standings and current Social and Distribution Connections skillpoints. Then we ****.
So.... you PAY your SO for sexy-time ?!  |
Christina Project
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
328
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Posted - 2014.07.18 10:59:00 -
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The 15min pause every time I shoot my "load" into a "hull" is annoying as f.... xD
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