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Michael Ruckert
SECURE TRANSPORTS
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Posted - 2014.07.18 06:36:00 -
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Do you list EVE in your online dating profile to improve your chances for meeting that hot and desirable SO? Ever had sex while playing EVE? Has your SO walked into the room in something hot and seductive and you didn't even look up from your PC due to a great PvP fight? Have you told your SO "Not tonight honey. I have a headache from mining."? Do you say "gf" after a hot session with your SO?
Discuss.
"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier |
Schmata Bastanold
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
2165
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Posted - 2014.07.18 06:41:00 -
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What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.
Eve Online Overview Wizard:
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Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
2149
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Posted - 2014.07.18 06:55:00 -
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Online dating profile? Oi oi oi. I would never even have one.
Thankfully, Eve has no affect on my personal relationships, but this is a weird question (only on the internet).
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Harrison Tato
Yamato Holdings
87
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:01:00 -
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If I have done a lot of hacking mini-games at relic sites that day my hand is really tired and I just go to bed. |
Muadd Dibb
White Dragon Mining and Holdings
1
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:07:00 -
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Apparently I have a wife somewhere in the house.
However havent seen her in a while
OH WAIT there she is.... jeeze she looks mad and is rabbling about me playing EvE again. Ok putting the headset back on  |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
12340
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:12:00 -
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Obviously chicks dig titans so you can't go wrong saying you play EVE.
/c
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James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
10681
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:22:00 -
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I didn't have one when I started playing EVE.
I have one now.
Correlation does not imply causation.
No, this isn't it at all. Make it more... psssshhhh. |
Remiel Pollard
The Vigilance Institute
3961
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:23:00 -
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I'm asexual, so...
Not at all.
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita.
People complain about how 'empty' space is. Personally, I would be complaining if it were more 'full'.
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Wiros PotHead
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
4
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:24:00 -
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I like to pew pew on internet spaceships, but honestly, i like it more have sex with my SO like there is no tomorrow 
#priorities
GÇ£This is war. You never want to fight fair. You want to sneak up behind your enemy and club him over the head.GÇ¥
GÇô Kara Thrace aka "Starbuck" -á |
ACE McFACE
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve
WormHole Occupation and Resource Exploitation
1852
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:36:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Obviously chicks dig titans so you can't go wrong saying you play EVE.
/c
And you dig in titans so its perfect
Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button. |
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Yang Aurilen
The Mjolnir Bloc
The Bloc
260
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:43:00 -
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Apparently you missed the memo that you have to be a unemployed fat neckeard virgin in your mom's basement to play eve. Those guys on comms talking about wife/gf aggro? That's just them wanting to fap. |
Lachra
Union of Labor
88
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Posted - 2014.07.18 07:44:00 -
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It spices things up. Me and my partner like to do a little RP in the bedroom: my partner plays a distribution agent for the Khanid Transport corporation, and I play a courier for Deep Core Mining Inc. (winky wink!) I have to negotiate the price for our encounter and the 'delivery of goods' based on my faction standings and current Social and Distribution Connections skillpoints. Then we ****. |
Dilligafmofo
Sandman Plc
245
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Posted - 2014.07.18 08:06:00 -
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My sex life is far better since playing eve. I trained controlled bursts to 5  |
Nami Kumamato
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
303
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Posted - 2014.07.18 08:13:00 -
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Michael Ruckert wrote:Do you list EVE in your online dating profile to improve your chances for meeting that hot and desirable SO? Ever had sex while playing EVE? Has your SO walked into the room in something hot and seductive and you didn't even look up from your PC due to a great PvP fight? Have you told your SO "Not tonight honey. I have a headache from mining."? Do you say "gf" after a hot session with your SO?
Discuss.
Take a head-pill in a hand, tall glass of water in the other.
Go in the bedroom.
You wife will notice you and ask - "what are those for?"
"For your headache..."
"But I don't have a heada..."
"AHA!"
There...just solved all your marriage sex problems...
"And now my ship is oh so cloaked and fit
It never felt so good, I never felt so hid"
- Ramona McCandless, Untitled
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Yang Aurilen
The Mjolnir Bloc
The Bloc
260
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Posted - 2014.07.18 08:33:00 -
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Dilligafmofo wrote:My sex life is far better since playing eve. I trained controlled bursts to 5
Training rapid firing to V. |
Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
344
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Posted - 2014.07.18 08:42:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Obviously chicks dig titans so you can't go wrong saying you play EVE.
/c
Chicks dig Giant Spaceships
I dig Giant Spaceships
Blessed are those that carry the Empress' Light; with it they destroy the shadows |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
12343
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Posted - 2014.07.18 08:47:00 -
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Arline Kley wrote:Chribba wrote:Obviously chicks dig titans so you can't go wrong saying you play EVE.
/c Chicks dig Giant Spaceships I dig Giant Spaceships
We have much in-common but I am worried our love is forbidden 
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Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
344
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Posted - 2014.07.18 08:51:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Arline Kley wrote:Chribba wrote:Obviously chicks dig titans so you can't go wrong saying you play EVE.
/c Chicks dig Giant Spaceships I dig Giant Spaceships We have much in-common but I am worried our love is forbidden
Shhhh It will be our secret,
Blessed are those that carry the Empress' Light; with it they destroy the shadows |
Don Purple
313
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Posted - 2014.07.18 09:14:00 -
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It has increased :D nothing solves the wife aggro from eve like good ol sex.
I am just here to snuggle. |
Alexei Stryker
Steiners Erben
Die Konkurrenz
39
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Posted - 2014.07.18 09:16:00 -
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Michael Ruckert wrote:Do you list EVE in your online dating profile to improve your chances for meeting that hot and desirable SO? Ever had sex while playing EVE? Has your SO walked into the room in something hot and seductive and you didn't even look up from your PC due to a great PvP fight? Have you told your SO "Not tonight honey. I have a headache from mining."? Do you say "gf" after a hot session with your SO?
Discuss.
I have a hot sister. I can never say no. |
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Gully Alex Foyle
Black Fox Marauders
Repeat 0ffenders
1445
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Posted - 2014.07.18 09:25:00 -
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I sometimes hear the target lock sound in my head when we're shifting position, and the LE timer one when I err... engage
EVE Online: Death-o-meter |
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2935
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Posted - 2014.07.18 09:26:00 -
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Don Purple wrote:It has increased :D nothing solves the wife aggro from eve like good ol sex.
This , my partner has been getting jealous of eve a lot lately and going flashy yellow and
irl limited engagement > eve limited engagement.
I miss eve though (first world problems I know).
"Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out."
-Omar Alharazaad
"CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
--áUnsuccessful At Everything |
Mikael Menethil
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2014.07.18 09:34:00 -
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"gf walked into the room in something hot and seductive and you didn't even look up from your PC due to a great PvP fight"
That sounds familiar somehow.
I s**k at real life.... |
Mithandra
Serene Vendetta
Brawls Deep
96
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Posted - 2014.07.18 10:15:00 -
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GF has a strategy.
It works for her but I tend to lose ships. Its hard to be unhappy about the ship loss when you've just been dragged by the unmentionables into the bedroom.
I'm torn.. On the one hand ship loss. On the other hand coitus. |
Namiene
Caldari Navy Auxiliary Support
6
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Posted - 2014.07.18 10:20:00 -
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Eve is the best interactive hookup site ever made. |
BrundleMeth
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
179
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Posted - 2014.07.18 10:48:00 -
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My wife is a serious gamer with her own Gaming Rig(s). Trying to get her to to look up from the keyboard sometimes takes time... |
Trillian Darkwater
ACME HARDWARE
9
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Posted - 2014.07.18 10:51:00 -
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Schmata Bastanold wrote:What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.
tbh, the "sex is over" part is when you're married WITH KIDS |
Authorised Permit Seller
New Order Logistics
CODE.
1
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Posted - 2014.07.18 10:51:00 -
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Schmata Bastanold wrote:What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.
Same here :) |
Trillian Darkwater
ACME HARDWARE
11
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Posted - 2014.07.18 10:58:00 -
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Lachra wrote:It spices things up. Me and my partner like to do a little RP in the bedroom: my partner plays a distribution agent for the Khanid Transport corporation, and I play a courier for Deep Core Mining Inc. (winky wink!) I have to negotiate the price for our encounter and the 'delivery of goods' based on my faction standings and current Social and Distribution Connections skillpoints. Then we ****.
So.... you PAY your SO for sexy-time ?!  |
Christina Project
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
328
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Posted - 2014.07.18 10:59:00 -
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The 15min pause every time I shoot my "load" into a "hull" is annoying as f.... xD
http://residentoutlaw.tumblr.com - 20 Million ISK go to ... |
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Yang Aurilen
The Mjolnir Bloc
The Bloc
263
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Posted - 2014.07.18 11:00:00 -
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Trillian Darkwater wrote:
Well repeatedly using the same agent will increase his standings if you know what I mean. |
Oxide Ammar
143
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Posted - 2014.07.18 11:06:00 -
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Trillian Darkwater wrote:Schmata Bastanold wrote:What sex life? I'm married, sex is over. tbh, the "sex is over" part is when you're married WITH KIDS
God... don't start it..arrgh
Lady Areola Fappington: -áSolo PVP isn't dead!-á You just need to make sure you have your booster, remote rep, cyno, and emergency Falcon alts logged in and ready before you do any solo PVPing. |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
1273
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Posted - 2014.07.18 11:08:00 -
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"gate camping" got another meaning.
TunDraGon is recruiting!
"Also, your boobs " -á
CCP Eterne, 2012
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Oxide Ammar
143
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Posted - 2014.07.18 11:09:00 -
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Worst thing can happen if your Wife/GF knows how to play EVE will be giving a tip to gankers when your titan will be online and then she will pull the power plug. That will make you staying on course of having regular sex
Lady Areola Fappington: -áSolo PVP isn't dead!-á You just need to make sure you have your booster, remote rep, cyno, and emergency Falcon alts logged in and ready before you do any solo PVPing. |
Christina Project
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
329
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Posted - 2014.07.18 11:09:00 -
[35] - Quote
Eugene Kerner wrote:"gate camping" got another meaning.
And Pipebomb! XD
http://residentoutlaw.tumblr.com - 20 Million ISK go to ... |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
2153
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Posted - 2014.07.18 11:10:00 -
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Eugene Kerner wrote:"gate camping" got another meaning.
So did exploration.
My favourite activity. Probing and uncovering the mysteries.
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
. -á<- Argue this, not this ->-á( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) |
Christina Project
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
331
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Posted - 2014.07.18 11:18:00 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Eugene Kerner wrote:"gate camping" got another meaning. So did exploration. My favourite activity. Probing and uncovering the mysteries.
Oh boy! XD
http://residentoutlaw.tumblr.com - 20 Million ISK go to ... |
Don Purple
316
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Posted - 2014.07.18 12:27:00 -
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Gully Alex Foyle wrote:I sometimes hear the target lock sound in my head when we're shifting position, and the LE timer one when I err... engage
My old lady got on top once and got all serous and said "target aquired". I couldnt stop laughing and walked out. It gave me a criminal timer :P
I am just here to snuggle. |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
6343
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Posted - 2014.07.18 12:36:00 -
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This thread is gross
"Many have joined the battle, many have survived the tests and trials, but countless have fallen because they weren't the sharpest, the fastest thinking, the most devious, the most ruthless or most intelligent. -áLog in and Compete!"-á- CCP Falcon
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Gallowmere Rorschach
Enlightened Industries
Goonswarm Federation
464
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Posted - 2014.07.18 12:46:00 -
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Not sex specifically, but my wife has told me that I tend to become a bit of an ******* when I am playing Eve a lot. |
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Mikael Menethil
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
9
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Posted - 2014.07.18 13:13:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:This thread is gross
This comment is underage.
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Christina Project
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
333
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Posted - 2014.07.18 13:29:00 -
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Mikael Menethil wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:This thread is gross This comment is underage.
Why is your comment underage?
http://residentoutlaw.tumblr.com - 20 Million ISK go to ... |
Leoric Firesword
Dark Fusion Industries
36
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Posted - 2014.07.18 13:31:00 -
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Trillian Darkwater wrote:Schmata Bastanold wrote:What sex life? I'm married, sex is over. tbh, the "sex is over" part is when you're married WITH KIDS
QFT
have 2 of them, had to try to remember what sex was |
Felicity Love
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2032
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Posted - 2014.07.18 13:38:00 -
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... finds that a good 10 or 12 hour mining Op or CTA is EXACTLY the right thing to get the missus to luv me long time.
Cuz 'roids are just that sexy.
"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.-á-á ( Pick four, any four. They all smell. -á)
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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
Disturbed Acquaintance
9897
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Posted - 2014.07.18 13:50:00 -
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well, being the gamer in my relationship, has eve effected my sex life? no. i find i can walk away from eve very easily. but i remember when i bought tomb raider i got pretty addicted to that. i just had to see what was next or where this passage went and i recall a couple of times telling the boyfriend to please go away. |
Varathius
Enlightened Industries
Goonswarm Federation
97
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Posted - 2014.07.18 13:52:00 -
[46] - Quote
Well, sex life should be increasing, I mean, there can be no better pick up line then telling some girl that you are a spaceship fighter pilot. |
Felicity Love
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2032
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Posted - 2014.07.18 14:02:00 -
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Varathius wrote:Well, sex life should be increasing, I mean, there can be no better pick up line then telling some girl that you are a spaceship fighter pilot.
No, no, no... it's "Important Internet Spaceship Captain"... especially the "important" part...
"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.-á-á ( Pick four, any four. They all smell. -á)
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Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
674
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Posted - 2014.07.18 14:34:00 -
[48] - Quote
Michael Ruckert wrote:Ever had sex while playing EVE?
You haven't had sex till you've done it while theorycrafting a Hel fit in your head.
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Soylent Jade
New Order Logistics
CODE.
142
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Posted - 2014.07.18 14:41:00 -
[49] - Quote
Trillian Darkwater wrote:
Everybody pays...one way or another.
Making hisec better...one Catalyst at a time
minerbumping.com |
BoBoZoBo
Paragon Fury
Tactical Narcotics Team
436
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Posted - 2014.07.18 14:54:00 -
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My wife sees it as competition for my time, so she uses sexual favors to lure me away from EVE.
It went from great to better. Thank you CCP!
Primary Test Subject GÇó SmackTalker Elite |
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Serptimis
Boob Heads
Black Legion.
332
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Posted - 2014.07.18 15:58:00 -
[51] - Quote
Remiel Pollard wrote:I'm asexual, so...
Not at all.
I'm asexual too.....
a sexual tyrannosaurus. |
Naburi NasNaburi
A Little Peculiar
borealis
220
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Posted - 2014.07.18 16:06:00 -
[52] - Quote
If my husband ever comes up with the idea of Mining to turn us on.. he will be podded back to Alpha Clone.. I swear by the holy PEW. |
Akiria Ozran
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2014.07.18 16:09:00 -
[53] - Quote
"How Has Playing EVE Affected Your Sex Life?"
I got screwed by an Isk Doubler in Jita once? Does that count? |
Mithandra
Serene Vendetta
Brawls Deep
98
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Posted - 2014.07.18 16:28:00 -
[54] - Quote
Ramona McCandless wrote:This thread is gross
And yet here you are Ramona?
Its the Jeremy Kyle syndrome isn't it? Gross but you cant tear yourself away 
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James Nikolas Tesla
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
132
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Posted - 2014.07.18 18:10:00 -
[55] - Quote
I've still got many years left in my life.
Elite PVP - The use of huge blobs, capital ships, and metagaming to defeat a target you already significantly outnumbered.
-masternerdguy |
Samuel Triptee
Black Fox Marauders
Repeat 0ffenders
37
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Posted - 2014.07.18 18:57:00 -
[56] - Quote
Been married long enough to see the kids out of the house and I'm still chasing the missus around. You can't dock a Titan, but it fits in a POS very nicely.
And yes, she enjoys sitting in the co-pilot seat and touring around seeing the sights of EVE. |
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2940
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Posted - 2014.07.18 19:01:00 -
[57] - Quote
Samuel Triptee wrote:Been married long enough to see the kids out of the house and I'm still chasing the missus around. You can't dock a Titan, but it fits in a POS very nicely.
And yes, she enjoys sitting in the co-pilot seat and touring around seeing the sights of EVE.
Too many innuendo!
I need an adult!
"Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out."
-Omar Alharazaad
"CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
--áUnsuccessful At Everything |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
3246
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Posted - 2014.07.18 19:03:00 -
[58] - Quote
Though I'm overly talkative about EVE at work, I keep it to myself if I'm out with friends and they are chatting up guys. I'm not psychic but I think video game talk and car talk seems more interesting to guys than cleavage even, and I very much prefer not to be the center of attention.
I did convince a guy I was doing work while playing EVE on my laptop in bed. I showed him the compare tool and he nodded and said, "yeah.. that looks pretty complicated". EVE is definitely better than sex.
.. when everything else is gone .. |
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
5597
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Posted - 2014.07.18 19:18:00 -
[59] - Quote
All I have to say is that it's a good thing you can play this game with one hand. Else I'd have no sex life at all.
Mr Epeen
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass! |
John Ending
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
50
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Posted - 2014.07.18 19:20:00 -
[60] - Quote
I'm married so a sex life is negligible |
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Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
3619
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Posted - 2014.07.18 19:27:00 -
[61] - Quote
4 words: "Minmatar duct tape bondage"
And no, not that masochistic, you stick it to itself so that ripping it off doesn't need to happen.
Besides, a roll of tape looks less conspicuous than the standard cuffs or a coil of rope when you aren't a rock climber or a cop >.>
The Drake is a Lie |
Pizoph Deequad
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2014.07.18 19:27:00 -
[62] - Quote
"How Has Playing EVE Affected Your Sex Life?"
I've learned to go lefty.
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Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2941
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Posted - 2014.07.18 19:37:00 -
[63] - Quote
Sibyyl wrote:EVE is definitely better than sex.
Then you're doing one or both of them wrong
"Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out."
-Omar Alharazaad
"CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
--áUnsuccessful At Everything |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
3248
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Posted - 2014.07.18 20:28:00 -
[64] - Quote
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Sibyyl wrote:EVE is definitely better than sex. Then you're doing one or both of them wrong
No doubt.. though I'm enjoying being blissfully ignorant for now
.. when everything else is gone .. |
Korvus Falek
Depraved Corruption
Space Wolves Alliance
97
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Posted - 2014.07.18 20:33:00 -
[65] - Quote
Schmata Bastanold wrote:What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.
QFT  |
MadMuppet
A Better Corp Name
1104
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Posted - 2014.07.18 20:34:00 -
[66] - Quote
I've played EVE long enough that the nerf bat is a sex toy and I get screwed by it every expansion/update and I have been paying for the privilege. (me bitter? n... yep)
This message brought to you by Experience(tm). When common sense fails you, experience will come to the rescue. Experience(tm) from the makers of CONCORD. |
BrundleMeth
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
180
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Posted - 2014.07.18 21:31:00 -
[67] - Quote
Leoric Firesword wrote:Trillian Darkwater wrote:Schmata Bastanold wrote:What sex life? I'm married, sex is over. tbh, the "sex is over" part is when you're married WITH KIDS QFT have 2 of them, had to try to remember what sex was
I despise chilren...none are allowed in my house....including families kids...
Sibyyl wrote:...EVE is definitely better than sex. Not if you have sex with me.... |
Malrikk
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
14
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Posted - 2014.07.18 21:31:00 -
[68] - Quote
My docking speed and ability has improved. |
Rowells
Unknown Soldiers
Fidelas Constans
999
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Posted - 2014.07.18 21:40:00 -
[69] - Quote
I'd love to blame my gratuitous amounts of eve time as the sole cause of my AWOL sex-life, but in reality i'm just an a**hole (and maybe a tad bit ugly).
Thankfully eve allows me to **** and get ****** every day. Love you guys. |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
3260
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Posted - 2014.07.18 23:50:00 -
[70] - Quote
BrundleMeth wrote:Sibyyl wrote:...EVE is definitely better than sex. Not if you have sex with me....
There's this quote going around in EVE bios I've read about the spaceship hull being clothes, and armor being.. oh never mind.
.. when everything else is gone .. |
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Kitty Bear
Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam
Disturbed Acquaintance
1368
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Posted - 2014.07.18 23:57:00 -
[71] - Quote
My love-bot eloped with the toaster.
I can't even have breakfast anymore  |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
15458
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Posted - 2014.07.18 23:59:00 -
[72] - Quote
Kitty Bear wrote:My love-bot eloped with the toaster. I can't even have breakfast anymore
Neither are used to make Bacon.. therefore breakfast is still a go!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Jimmy O'Shanty
The Westies
19
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Posted - 2014.07.19 00:30:00 -
[73] - Quote
Michael Ruckert wrote: Do you say "gf" after a hot session with your SO?
lol - No, but now I'm going to.
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ctx2007
Wychwood and Wells
Beer needs you
396
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Posted - 2014.07.19 07:28:00 -
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Schmata Bastanold wrote:What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.
Same here more time for EVE
You only-árealise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead. |
Grog Aftermath
Need more grog
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Posted - 2014.07.19 07:35:00 -
[75] - Quote
Not as much as being married for almost 20 years. |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
2188
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Posted - 2014.07.19 07:39:00 -
[76] - Quote
Pizoph Deequad wrote:I've learned to go lefty.
But how does your right hand feel about that?
Is it jealous?
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Christina Project
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
339
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Posted - 2014.07.19 08:19:00 -
[77] - Quote
Scipio Artelius wrote:Pizoph Deequad wrote:I've learned to go lefty. But how does your right hand feel about that? Is it jealous?
Hey sexy... nice, manly look you got there...
Need... a hand? ;)
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RAIN Arthie
The Ascended Fleet
Intrepid Crossing
316
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Posted - 2014.07.19 08:30:00 -
[78] - Quote
Only sleep with Amarr girls.. They like to call me God, believe anything out of a book, and are willing to die for me. |
Sykaotic
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
14
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Posted - 2014.07.19 08:46:00 -
[79] - Quote
It has not affected it - / +
but this thread makes me want to get in my sweet lil Firetail
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Kiryen O'Bannon
Thrall Nation
Brave Collective
119
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Posted - 2014.07.19 08:57:00 -
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I lost a Kronos due to sex. I was missioning and then... got distracted by my significant other. Let's leave it at that. |
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Tyrton
Imbecile MIiss Managment and Disasters
Intergalactic Interstellar Interns
88
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Posted - 2014.07.19 11:27:00 -
[81] - Quote
Schmata Bastanold wrote:What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.
^ This once you are married your sex drive takes up walking |
lost packet
GamCorp
Almost Broken
17
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Posted - 2014.07.19 13:31:00 -
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Lachra wrote:It spices things up. Me and my partner like to do a little RP in the bedroom: my partner plays a distribution agent for the Khanid Transport corporation, and I play a courier for Deep Core Mining Inc. (winky wink!) I have to negotiate the price for our encounter and the 'delivery of goods' based on my faction standings and current Social and Distribution Connections skillpoints. Then we ****.
Negotiate the price? I think you've mistaken brass for your partner.
As for my situation? Got 6 kids so it's probably a good thing I play eve. |
Boom McCondor
State War Academy
Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2014.07.19 16:50:00 -
[83] - Quote
Have to have thick skin in EVE, so I can definitely handle rejection better! |
Silverdaddy
Ourapheh Holdings
13
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Posted - 2014.07.19 18:07:00 -
[84] - Quote
My sex life is much better now than when I started playing Eve on Boxing Day, 2005. |
flakeys
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2320
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Posted - 2014.07.19 19:08:00 -
[85] - Quote
Eve killed a lot of my social life , but my sexlife mostly got killed by marriage not by eve
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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flakeys
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2320
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Posted - 2014.07.19 19:08:00 -
[86] - Quote
Boom McCondor wrote:Have to have thick skin in EVE, so I can definitely handle ejaculation better!
The wha ?
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5129
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Posted - 2014.07.19 20:33:00 -
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Sex life? There is such a thing? Who says? Who thought of that?
We need to find out the motives of people who come up with these ideas and see what other ideas they had. There's something rotten about this concept.
It's probably why we have more Jerkoffskys and less Teslas now, why attention-horing on social media is at arms length yet we need warp drive more than anything now.
Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2979
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Posted - 2014.07.19 20:36:00 -
[88] - Quote
flakeys wrote:Boom McCondor wrote:Have to have thick skin in EVE, so I can definitely handle ejaculation better! The wha ?
.....o.0
"Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out."
-Omar Alharazaad
"CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
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Liam Inkuras
Top Belt Heroes
1169
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Posted - 2014.07.19 22:03:00 -
[89] - Quote
Integrate match.com into the EvE client.
I wear my goggles at night.
Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone |
Nose' Feliciano
169
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Posted - 2014.07.19 22:07:00 -
[90] - Quote
Liam Inkuras wrote:Integrate match.com into the EvE client.
I did the dating site thing once. Met a lot of psycho-women. Will never do it again.
Ladies, you know what they say about guys with big noses right? Heh-heh!!
That's right, it means they are either Jewish or Italian.
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Vortexo VonBrenner
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
1464
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Posted - 2014.07.19 23:20:00 -
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Liam Inkuras wrote:Integrate match.com into the EvE client.
Unforseen CREST uses ftw!
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |
Kelsey Auditore
Section 8.
Fatal Ascension
0
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Posted - 2014.07.20 05:06:00 -
[92] - Quote
Liam Inkuras wrote:Integrate match.com into the EvE client.
Now a mandatory bookmark in everyone's eve browser. |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
2196
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Posted - 2014.07.20 05:10:00 -
[93] - Quote
Kelsey Auditore wrote:Liam Inkuras wrote:Integrate match.com into the EvE client. Now a mandatory bookmark in everyone's eve browser.
eve-match.com
A bunch of men playing men and a bunch of men playing women have their avatars matched in eve-match and then go on virtual dates.
Whoever thought WiS would have an actual use (if somewhat strange).
Let's hope that door never opens. The whole "how has EvE affected your sex life?" question will go in a whole new direction if it does.
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flakeys
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2324
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Posted - 2014.07.20 05:43:00 -
[94] - Quote
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Sex life? There is such a thing? Who says? Who thought of that?
We need to find out the motives of people who come up with these ideas and see what other ideas they had. There's something rotten about this concept.
It's probably why we have more Jerkoffskys and less Teslas now, why attention-horing on social media is at arms length yet we need warp drive more than anything now.
Uhm , ask your girlfriend / wife to wash herself as it should definatly not smell rotten.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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chef Vascular
Viziam
Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2014.07.20 12:52:00 -
[95] - Quote
met a girl who played EvE we had a online thing for a while, and some good cyber aswell. funny thing she was from iceland.miss her.... |
chef Vascular
Viziam
Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2014.07.20 12:53:00 -
[96] - Quote
flakeys wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Sex life? There is such a thing? Who says? Who thought of that?
We need to find out the motives of people who come up with these ideas and see what other ideas they had. There's something rotten about this concept.
It's probably why we have more Jerkoffskys and less Teslas now, why attention-horing on social media is at arms length yet we need warp drive more than anything now.
Uhm , ask your girlfriend / wife to wash herself as it should definatly not smell rotten.
bluewaffle? |
Nathaniel Raynaud
Space Interstellar Reclamation Services
65
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Posted - 2014.07.20 13:07:00 -
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most of the people in this thread sound like dads and i'm pretty sure it's illegal for dads to have sex
also, do the more notable eve players get groupies like other famous internet people do? people write fanfiction about those guys that do commentary while playing video games, so i'd imagine that at least one person out there carries a torch for chribba or something |
Alexei Stryker
Steiners Erben
Die Konkurrenz
42
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Posted - 2014.07.24 10:54:00 -
[98] - Quote
Nathaniel Raynaud wrote:most of the people in this thread sound like dads and i'm pretty sure it's illegal for dads to have sex
also, do the more notable eve players get groupies like other famous internet people do? people write fanfiction about those guys that do commentary while playing video games, so i'd imagine that at least one person out there carries a torch for chribba or something
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Nathaniel Raynaud
Space Interstellar Reclamation Services
107
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Posted - 2014.07.24 11:25:00 -
[99] - Quote
if chribba ever graces the thread with his presence, i fully expect to hear about his legions of lovestruck stalkers |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
12442
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Posted - 2014.07.24 11:55:00 -
[100] - Quote
Nathaniel Raynaud wrote:if chribba ever graces the thread with his presence, i fully expect to hear about his legions of lovestruck stalkers
I posted on page one But no can't really say my space pixels has gotten me any legion of willing girls yet
/c
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Nathaniel Raynaud
Space Interstellar Reclamation Services
107
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Posted - 2014.07.24 12:01:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Nathaniel Raynaud wrote:if chribba ever graces the thread with his presence, i fully expect to hear about his legions of lovestruck stalkers I posted on page one But no can't really say my space pixels has gotten me any legion of willing girls yet /c
not even any willing gents? you'd expect the space sugar daddy potential to be a big draw. and your eve vegas presentation was just oozing with allure |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
2245
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Posted - 2014.07.24 12:04:00 -
[102] - Quote
Chribba wrote:..can't really say my space pixels has gotten me any legion of willing girls yet
You only mention willing girls.
That leaves some options open and EvE is 96% maie.
Spill the beans /c
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
12443
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Posted - 2014.07.24 12:31:00 -
[103] - Quote
Scipio Artelius wrote:Chribba wrote:..can't really say my space pixels has gotten me any legion of willing girls yet You only mention willing girls. That leaves some options open and EvE is 96% maie. Spill the beans /c
Been more suggestive male propositions, but those I've kindly turned down in the hopes of a female one 
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Nathaniel Raynaud
Space Interstellar Reclamation Services
108
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Posted - 2014.07.24 13:51:00 -
[104] - Quote
Chribba wrote:Scipio Artelius wrote:Chribba wrote:..can't really say my space pixels has gotten me any legion of willing girls yet You only mention willing girls. That leaves some options open and EvE is 96% maie. Spill the beans /c Been more suggestive male propositions, but those I've kindly turned down in the hopes of a female one
well, if you ever get lonely in space, u kno who to call ;) |
Christina Project
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
444
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Posted - 2014.07.24 15:07:00 -
[105] - Quote
Scipio Artelius wrote:Chribba wrote:..can't really say my space pixels has gotten me any legion of willing girls yet You only mention willing girls. That leaves some options open and EvE is 96% maie. Spill the beans /c
How would that help you?
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Aria Jimbojohnson
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
54
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Posted - 2014.07.24 15:16:00 -
[106] - Quote
It hasn't changed much. Only sheep before EVE, only sheep after EVE. Wait, what are we talking about again? |
Korsiri
Epilogue Enterprises
110
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Posted - 2014.07.24 15:26:00 -
[107] - Quote
Chribba wrote:Scipio Artelius wrote:Chribba wrote:..can't really say my space pixels has gotten me any legion of willing girls yet You only mention willing girls. That leaves some options open and EvE is 96% maie. Spill the beans /c Been more suggestive male propositions, but those I've kindly turned down in the hopes of a female one
If I weren't married sweetie ;)...
Eve hasn't affected my hubby and I in regards to sex life one way or t'other... RL maybe has... kids have... gaming? not so much. This thread is hilarious though. And I hope ya'll keep your shields up ;)
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KIller Wabbit
The Scope
Gallente Federation
666
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Posted - 2014.07.24 15:28:00 -
[108] - Quote
Liam Inkuras wrote:Integrate match.com into the EvE client.
Make it a mini-game..
CCP .. always first with the wrong stuff
CSM .. CCP Shills with a vacation plan
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Christian Zaezal
Convicts and Savages
Shadow Cartel
0
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Posted - 2014.07.24 17:51:00 -
[109] - Quote
God damn it, finally posting on this toon on our lovely trollmine of a forum just for the sake of the following puns
I overload all my hardeners on my Rokh, if you know what i mean ;) |
Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
399
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Posted - 2014.07.24 22:32:00 -
[110] - Quote
This thread is ridiculous.
Would read again. +1
I am a pod pilot:
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused. |
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Mina Sebiestar
Mactabilis Simplex Cursus
702
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Posted - 2014.07.24 23:06:00 -
[111] - Quote
Have 5 noes / for you.
Eve did not affect us or me in such way.
http://i.imgur.com/1N37t.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KTjFEt6.jpg I dont always fly stabber but when i do...
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Dalto Bane
V I R I I
Ineluctable.
122
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Posted - 2014.07.25 01:07:00 -
[112] - Quote
Considering that I began circling my wife while telling her that she was red boxed and I was overheating all things right before bed... I'd say that it could be better.
Dalto Bane for CSM10- Getting an early start. -á-My posts are my platform
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