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Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
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Posted - 2014.07.18 19:27:00 -
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4 words: "Minmatar duct tape bondage"
And no, not that masochistic, you stick it to itself so that ripping it off doesn't need to happen.
Besides, a roll of tape looks less conspicuous than the standard cuffs or a coil of rope when you aren't a rock climber or a cop >.>
The Drake is a Lie |
Pizoph Deequad
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2014.07.18 19:27:00 -
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"How Has Playing EVE Affected Your Sex Life?"
I've learned to go lefty.
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Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2941
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Posted - 2014.07.18 19:37:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:EVE is definitely better than sex.
Then you're doing one or both of them wrong
"Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out."
-Omar Alharazaad
"CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
--áUnsuccessful At Everything |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
3248
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Posted - 2014.07.18 20:28:00 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Sibyyl wrote:EVE is definitely better than sex. Then you're doing one or both of them wrong
No doubt.. though I'm enjoying being blissfully ignorant for now 
.. when everything else is gone .. |
Korvus Falek
Depraved Corruption
Space Wolves Alliance
97
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Posted - 2014.07.18 20:33:00 -
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Schmata Bastanold wrote:What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.
QFT  |
MadMuppet
A Better Corp Name
1104
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Posted - 2014.07.18 20:34:00 -
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I've played EVE long enough that the nerf bat is a sex toy and I get screwed by it every expansion/update and I have been paying for the privilege. (me bitter? n... yep)
This message brought to you by Experience(tm). When common sense fails you, experience will come to the rescue. Experience(tm) from the makers of CONCORD. |
BrundleMeth
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
180
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Posted - 2014.07.18 21:31:00 -
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Leoric Firesword wrote:Trillian Darkwater wrote:Schmata Bastanold wrote:What sex life? I'm married, sex is over. tbh, the "sex is over" part is when you're married WITH KIDS QFT have 2 of them, had to try to remember what sex was
I despise chilren...none are allowed in my house....including families kids...
Sibyyl wrote:...EVE is definitely better than sex. Not if you have sex with me.... |
Malrikk
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
14
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Posted - 2014.07.18 21:31:00 -
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My docking speed and ability has improved. |
Rowells
Unknown Soldiers
Fidelas Constans
999
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Posted - 2014.07.18 21:40:00 -
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I'd love to blame my gratuitous amounts of eve time as the sole cause of my AWOL sex-life, but in reality i'm just an a**hole (and maybe a tad bit ugly).
Thankfully eve allows me to **** and get ****** every day. Love you guys. |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
3260
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Posted - 2014.07.18 23:50:00 -
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BrundleMeth wrote:Sibyyl wrote:...EVE is definitely better than sex. Not if you have sex with me....
There's this quote going around in EVE bios I've read about the spaceship hull being clothes, and armor being.. oh never mind.
.. when everything else is gone .. |
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Kitty Bear
Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam
Disturbed Acquaintance
1368
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Posted - 2014.07.18 23:57:00 -
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My love-bot eloped with the toaster.
I can't even have breakfast anymore  |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
15458
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Posted - 2014.07.18 23:59:00 -
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Kitty Bear wrote:My love-bot eloped with the toaster. I can't even have breakfast anymore
Neither are used to make Bacon.. therefore breakfast is still a go!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Jimmy O'Shanty
The Westies
19
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Posted - 2014.07.19 00:30:00 -
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Michael Ruckert wrote: Do you say "gf" after a hot session with your SO?
lol - No, but now I'm going to.
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ctx2007
Wychwood and Wells
Beer needs you
396
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Posted - 2014.07.19 07:28:00 -
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Schmata Bastanold wrote:What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.
Same here more time for EVE
You only-árealise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead. |
Grog Aftermath
Need more grog
14
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Posted - 2014.07.19 07:35:00 -
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Not as much as being married for almost 20 years. |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
2188
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Posted - 2014.07.19 07:39:00 -
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Pizoph Deequad wrote:I've learned to go lefty.
But how does your right hand feel about that?
Is it jealous?
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
. -á<- Argue this, not this ->-á( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) |
Christina Project
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
339
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Posted - 2014.07.19 08:19:00 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Pizoph Deequad wrote:I've learned to go lefty. But how does your right hand feel about that? Is it jealous?
Hey sexy... nice, manly look you got there...
Need... a hand? ;)
http://residentoutlaw.tumblr.com - Tripple Volley Thrasher!! WOOHOO! :D |
RAIN Arthie
The Ascended Fleet
Intrepid Crossing
316
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Posted - 2014.07.19 08:30:00 -
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Only sleep with Amarr girls.. They like to call me God, believe anything out of a book, and are willing to die for me. |
Sykaotic
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
14
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Posted - 2014.07.19 08:46:00 -
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It has not affected it - / +
but this thread makes me want to get in my sweet lil Firetail
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Kiryen O'Bannon
Thrall Nation
Brave Collective
119
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Posted - 2014.07.19 08:57:00 -
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I lost a Kronos due to sex. I was missioning and then... got distracted by my significant other. Let's leave it at that. |
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Tyrton
Imbecile MIiss Managment and Disasters
Intergalactic Interstellar Interns
88
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Posted - 2014.07.19 11:27:00 -
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Schmata Bastanold wrote:What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.
^ This once you are married your sex drive takes up walking |
lost packet
GamCorp
Almost Broken
17
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Posted - 2014.07.19 13:31:00 -
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Lachra wrote:It spices things up. Me and my partner like to do a little RP in the bedroom: my partner plays a distribution agent for the Khanid Transport corporation, and I play a courier for Deep Core Mining Inc. (winky wink!) I have to negotiate the price for our encounter and the 'delivery of goods' based on my faction standings and current Social and Distribution Connections skillpoints. Then we ****.
Negotiate the price? I think you've mistaken brass for your partner.
As for my situation? Got 6 kids so it's probably a good thing I play eve. |
Boom McCondor
State War Academy
Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2014.07.19 16:50:00 -
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Have to have thick skin in EVE, so I can definitely handle rejection better! |
Silverdaddy
Ourapheh Holdings
13
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Posted - 2014.07.19 18:07:00 -
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My sex life is much better now than when I started playing Eve on Boxing Day, 2005. |
flakeys
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2320
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Posted - 2014.07.19 19:08:00 -
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Eve killed a lot of my social life , but my sexlife mostly got killed by marriage not by eve 
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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flakeys
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
2320
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Posted - 2014.07.19 19:08:00 -
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Boom McCondor wrote:Have to have thick skin in EVE, so I can definitely handle ejaculation better!
The wha ?
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5129
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Posted - 2014.07.19 20:33:00 -
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Sex life? There is such a thing? Who says? Who thought of that?
We need to find out the motives of people who come up with these ideas and see what other ideas they had. There's something rotten about this concept.
It's probably why we have more Jerkoffskys and less Teslas now, why attention-horing on social media is at arms length yet we need warp drive more than anything now.
Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
2979
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Posted - 2014.07.19 20:36:00 -
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flakeys wrote:Boom McCondor wrote:Have to have thick skin in EVE, so I can definitely handle ejaculation better! The wha ?
.....o.0
"Confirming EVE is hot, batshit crazy, and puts out."
-Omar Alharazaad
"CAKE CANNOT HOLD UP TO BEING A CHARACTER DAMNIT."
--áUnsuccessful At Everything |
Liam Inkuras
Top Belt Heroes
1169
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Posted - 2014.07.19 22:03:00 -
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Integrate match.com into the EvE client.
I wear my goggles at night.
Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone |
Nose' Feliciano
169
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Posted - 2014.07.19 22:07:00 -
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Liam Inkuras wrote:Integrate match.com into the EvE client.
I did the dating site thing once. Met a lot of psycho-women. Will never do it again.
Ladies, you know what they say about guys with big noses right? Heh-heh!!
That's right, it means they are either Jewish or Italian.
:P |
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