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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:11:00 -
[31]
at least Poe made some good of HIS absinth.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:12:00 -
[32]
There once was a girl name of Miso
who wanted to score and would say so.
Though Daesdemona is nice
and Hardin alright
Only Maud can keep up the spice flow.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:12:00 -
[33]
 Quote:
at least Poe made some good of HIS absinth.
THWACK!
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Trixxy
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:16:00 -
[34]
Edited by: Trixxy on 01/10/2003 13:25:22
There once was a miner of ore
Who thought this mining a chore
He abandoned his rock
In space with no lock
And it was taken from him, what a bore.
So revenge he decided to get
on this thief he had not ever met
He shot his big gun
and made the thief run
But Concord came and he went *SPLET*
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:17:00 -
[35]
You may not like pirates in all of their forms,
But this should attract your attention:
How to sell cruisers,
without cruiser losers?
It's one point I though I would mention.
Some take a risk, lose their ship, and pay isk
It's what keep production lines rolling,
Wallets will shrink,
and people will think:
'Why *did* we stop SI from tolling?'
It will not be fun, when they ban all the guns,
but that's what the moaners insist on.
but those that can't hack it
need a punch in the bracket,
to show that their bonfire is p1ssed on.
Guns are for me, it's the way things should be,
And I'd rather you didn't refuse them.
Cos once they are gone,
so will be the fun.
Except for the few that don't use them.
If in your corp you're a farmer,
you probably don't see the drama,
but your military wing,
can't do a damn thing,
because daisies don't penetrate armour.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:20:00 -
[36]
Edited by: Miso on 01/10/2003 13:21:26
Quote:
There once was a girl name of Miso
who wanted to score and would say so.
Though Daesdemona is nice
and Hardin alright
Only Maud can keep up the spice flow.
lol
DM - have you gone professional yet? When does your first anthology come out?
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:22:00 -
[37]
Edited by: Daesdemona on 01/10/2003 13:22:35
"because daisies don't penetrate armour"
Classic.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:24:00 -
[38]
Quote:
Edited by: Daesdemona on 01/10/2003 13:22:35
"because daisies don't penetrate armour"
They do if you attach them to a cruise missile.
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Test Osterona
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:28:00 -
[39]
There once was a girl who was bored,
she wanted to claim a reward.
She locked on her pray,
fired three missiles away,
and lost her own ship to CONCORD!
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Kram Calama
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Posted - 2003.10.01 13:51:00 -
[40]
Well armed in my suicide indy
I decided to set warp gates free
So I locked onto the scum
Who was camping near one
Ohh sh't not another CTD!
Station camping, ship jamming, forum spamming, milk drinking, deep thinking, gooner loving, goat hugging, pirate killer............AVE IT LARGE!!!! |
Archain
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:08:00 -
[41]
Sometimes we meet a smart pilot,
flying agent runs trying not to be late.
Favoring the microwarp drive,
they make six go live,
and they bounce 15KM off of the gate.
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:08:00 -
[42]
Watched a holo on my television,
That I got for completing a mission,
There was Daes and Miso, and some cold long-limb roe,
In a damn compromising position!
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:16:00 -
[43]
Carp - what is a cold long-limbed roe??!
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:19:00 -
[44]
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Carp - what is a cold long-limbed roe??!
Look under "Luxury Items" in the marketplace ole girl. Perhaps "some" might have been an improvement on "a".
(It's Eve caviar...)
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:20:00 -
[45]
I did wonder about the fish eggs thing...
I have more of those sort of holo-reels if you're interested 
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Cruniac
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:21:00 -
[46]
Although I did not write this I have always found it funny
E're we go, e're we go thru the cosmos!
E're we go, e're we go thru infinity!
E're we go, e're we go, dont know where til we get there!
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:33:00 -
[47]
Having gone out mining for bistot
locked rock and sat watching the cash flow
bored out of my mind
til I found the time
To watch Daes and Miso on holo.
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Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:36:00 -
[48]
Here is some additions.
There once was a pilot from Stain.
His impulse he could not refrain.
So he headed for Curse.
And ended up worse.
For a new ship he mines, what a pain.
Traveling the universe I fly.
Through wonder and star laden sky.
I started to shake.
When the jumpgate did break.
Now a black hole I'm in, 'AM STUCK' is my cry.
While mining one day, I got stuck.
Inside a roid, what bad luck.
My sensors did show,
while I sat it did grow.
One million radius, WHAT THE F**K?
Hero or pirate we be.
Depending on which side you see.
Slavers we fight.
Against the great Amarr might.
For Minmatar born are we.
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:44:00 -
[49]
Edited by: Hardin on 01/10/2003 14:45:40
There was a corp called Oracle
Whose faces were scary and 'orrible
With blisters and pus
They caused quite a fuss
Although Miso found Sarkos adorable 
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Jim Hawkins
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:48:00 -
[50]
Edited by: Jim Hawkins on 01/10/2003 14:49:35
Here's a few...
A foolish space piloting kid
Found MOo in a system and hid
But the pirates they found him
and gave him a poundin'
A fright! he filled his pants with shid
Hardin was a poser from space
Arrogance born from superior race
When meeting Minmatar
he would try hard to fart a
big smell in their horrible face
An exotic and talented wench
Entertained with no clothes on a bench
She was able to please o
all men, that was Miso,
and charge double for things that are French
....hope you enjoy 
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:58:00 -
[51]
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.01 15:00:00 -
[52]
Edited by: Hardin on 01/10/2003 15:01:31
There was a young lady Gallente
Who loves to spin and to rant..heh
Her name it twas Jade
She even got paid
To promote TTI's patented panties
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.01 15:01:00 -
[53]
Edited by: Hardin on 01/10/2003 15:05:40
Shall I tell Jim off Miso?  I assume he is now on your KOS list?
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 15:07:00 -
[54]
Kiss on sight list, yes
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.10.01 15:10:00 -
[55]
Edited by: Miso on 01/10/2003 15:11:09
A frustrated corporation called PIE
Constantly ma sturbated as they would fly
Into battle with p orn
They'd all get the horn
And would shoot the wrong target and die
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.10.01 15:17:00 -
[56]
Quote:
Edited by: Miso on 01/10/2003 15:11:09
A frustrated corporation called PIE
Constantly ma sturbated as they would fly
Into battle with p orn
They'd all get the horn
And would shoot the wrong target and die
I am moved to tears
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.10.01 16:45:00 -
[57]
That tends to happen when Miso is involved!
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Rob Purloin
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Posted - 2003.10.01 17:00:00 -
[58]
There was an old miner named Paul
Who whined ôthese æroids are too smallö
ôFix itö he said ôor noobs are deadö
As one stole away his haul.
There was an afkÆer named Jay
He filled up his Indy all day
He locked on a æroid, Laser deployed
And merrily walked away.
There was a young pilot from Chaven
Who preferred his Gallente women .. Actually I think IÆll leave it there.
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.10.01 19:37:00 -
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People, please don't let this thread go away,
it really has brightened up my day,
I'm sick of the flamers*,
the spammers, the lamers,
cos most of the posts here are ghey...
* yeah I know, you don't have to point out my hypocrisy...
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CLONE 9
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Posted - 2003.10.01 21:18:00 -
[60]
There once was a pilot from Tash
Who would fly a BS and smoke h4sh
It warp scrambled his head
And he ended up dead
When he attempted a landing and crashed
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